Being an adult means that realizing sheriff Teasle was in the right

Being an adult means that realizing sheriff Teasle was in the right

Who wants a dirty knife wielding hobo in their nice little quiet mountain town?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this will become more and more apparent to shitlibs as we continue to embrace diversity and cultural enrichment

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao, they will literally never admit any of their beliefs were wrong
      the city around them could be burning to the ground and their last words before a brown mob of homeless (sorry, unhoused) consumes them will be "and that's a good thing!" with a reddit smirk

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he just double tap Rambo in the chest then put one in his computer? Say he was resisting arrest or whatever. No more filthy hobo ruining everything with his tired 'nam flashbacks.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back in the 70's hobos were actually cool. Then we started closing down all the mental facilities and now hobos are extinct and have been replaced by the mentally insane.

      He had no money yet he wanted to get something to eat. You don’t have to be a genius to see what Rambo was planning on doing once he got to town.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Working?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOO YOU CANT BARTER FOR FOOD THAT UNAMERICAN YOU HAVE TO USE FEDERAL RESERVE NOTES REEEEEEE

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He probably planned to flip out and blow up the diner once he finished his meal. The film makes it quite clear he's totally insane and extremely violent.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the upside to this moronation is that burgeranons would slowly but steadily vanish from this platform

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back in the 70's hobos were actually cool. Then we started closing down all the mental facilities and now hobos are extinct and have been replaced by the mentally insane.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      All those people coming back from Nam and all they had to help them was the shitty VA.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boomers grew up huffing lead paint and gasoline. A lot of boomer men were straight up aggressive psychopaths, which is why there were so many boomer serial killers and murderers compared to today. You let one drifter into town and he could kill a shitton of people before you can catch him.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boomer here, can confirm. Anyone got any lead paint? I need a hit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I grew up with these men, they were just high T, they were not afraid to fight and frick

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    *old and bitter

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was right but you also can't legally do that

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't Rambo just use the GI Bill to go to college and get a job?

  7. 4 months ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    Hippies. You realize I'm bored n he was a c**t.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Being an adult means that realizing sheriff Teasle was in the right
    Based and correct.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hippies like being murdered. They smell bad and have nothing to live for.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hecking love cops, i wish a wiener fricked me since i watched robocop as a boy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But anon, you get fricked by wieners all the time.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Korean War vet butthurt about a Vietnam vet in town
    Rambo did nothing wrong.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Rambo only had PTSD from being in a prison camp. He had no issue killing women and children he just didn’t like being tortured a little.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont see how that is relevant, this was an american hero destined to be interred in Arlington

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably knew he was israeli too

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    All he had to do was get Rambo a burger

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Today, Rambo runs a successful burger franchise.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dirty knife wielding hobo in a mountain town

    I live in Colorado and most of the people in those mountain towns seem unhinged, dirty and probably stockpiled with weapons. Seriously, mountain people are off their fricking rockers. The ski resort towns are okay but the outskirts have people like this everywhere. The sheriff was bored and has an inflated ego, which again is pretty similar to the cops in those mountain towns. They never get any action so when they see someone going 15 over the speed limit, it's time to go apeshit.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get him lunch and THEN drive him out of town. The sheriff was a jerk.

    >inb4 he didn't have time
    He had 20 people working in that police station for a bumfrick town of 500 people at most.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      During the 70s drifters were fairly common in some parts. He couldn’t afford to feed them all.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He had 20 people working in that police station for a bumfrick town of 500 people at most.

      Sheriffs operate at the county level

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ah KNEW dere was sumthin' 'bout dat guy!
    >*rapes your sister*
    Based mountain cops.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was in the wrong because he didn't go far enough before leaving Rambo

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Teasle and the boys should have had their way with John, that would have showed him.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They literally did, and he fricked them up pretty easily

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn reacher put on some pounds

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was jealous because the Korean War vets didn't get the treatment Vietnam vets got, so he tried to burry Rambo. Fricking boomers.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boomers were like 12 when the Korean War happened.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are correct, anon, so just change baby boomer with jaded old c**t.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Burger. Medium fries. Coke with no ice. I said NO ICE.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is polite, gives rambo a ride and directions
    he was in the right
    >assaults and jails rambo for walking towards the town
    powertripping pig
    know the difference

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rambo turns around and heads back towards the town where he's clearly not wanted

      >Literally all he does in the next thirty minutes is be a douche and attack cops THEN try to leave

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A non-piece of shit would have bought Rambo a meal, let him take a shower and then driven him to the edge of his jurisdiction and sent him on his way.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was doing pretty much that. Rambo didn't want to be hassled or be around that guy, which is reasonable. Sheriff should leave him alone and just keep an eye on him until something suspicious actually happens.

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