being over 35 and still working at McDonalds. Were they retarded?

being over 35 and still working at McDonald’s. Were they moronic?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they had no other skills

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally nothing happened for them in between the sequel besides the store burning down
      Bros… this isn’t how real life is right?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        For some people. You get comfortable and just coast, see movies, go to concerts. Then it's your birthday, then Halloween, next Thanksgiving then Christmas capped off with New Years and you do all the same shit all over again the next year thinking it might be different and it slightly will but usually not enough to be that much different.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is me and I love it, but like Clerks III (I wouldn’t recommended) I realize everyone I love will die

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's nothing wrong with it, it just happens and years pass and you don't always realize it. Just try to have some fun and don't intentionally hurt anybody.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just graduated university and noticed this effect.
              I actually felt a kind of peace, like I'm done the tutorial stage or something. I still go out with friends and make stories but day-to-day's relaxed for me.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It still feels like 2020.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's easier when you've got friends who do the same thing. After 16 years I eventually found myself alone working at a dead end job and with no friends.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the store burned down, and they did a lateral move. we know this because the sequel starts off at the place they are working at now

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes and it happens in the blink if an eye too

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the quicker stop opened

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          In an ideal world the animated series was the sequel and went longer than 6 episodes. Those two guys were at least good VAs

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            if only jay had a talking baby

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              If only Silent Bob didn’t smoke weed and get aids

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Randall saying "Black person" multiple times in a row in front of black customers and his black boss

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I work at Mcdonalds and do this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear I watched this scene every single day for a year of high school. It brightened my mornings up at a time where I needed it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my face when I'll never get to watch it for the first time again
        This movie gets too much hate. It's ridiculous and goes for easy laughs but that's perfectly fine sometimes. It also made the beginning of the Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back 10x more funny.
        >porch monkey
        >"it's okay I'm taking it back

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's fricking hilarious and still holds up, I watch it every now and again because I have a soft spot for it. Even though Smith is now a jorts wearing, taint licking aids patient that cries at superhero movies, he gave us some great movies in his heyday.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She isn't black you blind moron.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He mom was a black Cuban and Puerto Rican. She's like 15% black.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, you are the moron.
    That aint McDonalds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I work at Mcdonalds and do this

      What would Kevin Smith be doing if he never made Clerks?

      >9 replies on only 5 IPs
      OP get bent we all see you self-bumping your thread. Everyone on Cinemaphile has seen Clerks II, you don't need to do that, this is pathetic.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    morons have little trouble with putting things in their ass and then mouth

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Pickle Fricker" was such a moronic nickname though.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would Kevin Smith be doing if he never made Clerks?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pwning less brown area

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Working at McDonald's.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make Mallrats instead?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      selling child porn for the luchese crime family. its where he got the filmstock for clerks 1, and he was their cut out during the comicbook and sportscard craze of the early 90s, laundering money for them. all these holier than thou lefty fricks are dirty in it.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    every scene in this movie was depressing for that reason

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair McDonalds pays more than a whole bunch of professional jobs. They make more than your army private or beat cop.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you live that this is the case? You join the military to avoid having to be a mcdonalds wagie basically anywhere in the US.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man Clerks, and Clerks 2 were such good movies, and the third fricking RUINED it holy shit what a bad fricking film.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kevin smith hates his fans

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know, and I put the sheeny curse on him

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not their fault, it's Kevin Smith's fault for being a shitty writer and not developing his characters.

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