being over 35 and still working at McDonalds. Were they retarded?

being over 35 and still working at McDonald’s. Were they moronic?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they had no other skills

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >literally nothing happened for them in between the sequel besides the store burning down
      Bros… this isn’t how real life is right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For some people. You get comfortable and just coast, see movies, go to concerts. Then it's your birthday, then Halloween, next Thanksgiving then Christmas capped off with New Years and you do all the same shit all over again the next year thinking it might be different and it slightly will but usually not enough to be that much different.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is me and I love it, but like Clerks III (I wouldn’t recommended) I realize everyone I love will die

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's nothing wrong with it, it just happens and years pass and you don't always realize it. Just try to have some fun and don't intentionally hurt anybody.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I just graduated university and noticed this effect.
              I actually felt a kind of peace, like I'm done the tutorial stage or something. I still go out with friends and make stories but day-to-day's relaxed for me.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It still feels like 2020.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's easier when you've got friends who do the same thing. After 16 years I eventually found myself alone working at a dead end job and with no friends.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the store burned down, and they did a lateral move. we know this because the sequel starts off at the place they are working at now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes and it happens in the blink if an eye too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the quicker stop opened

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In an ideal world the animated series was the sequel and went longer than 6 episodes. Those two guys were at least good VAs

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if only jay had a talking baby

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If only Silent Bob didn’t smoke weed and get aids

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Randall saying "Black person" multiple times in a row in front of black customers and his black boss

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I work at Mcdonalds and do this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I swear I watched this scene every single day for a year of high school. It brightened my mornings up at a time where I needed it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my face when I'll never get to watch it for the first time again
        This movie gets too much hate. It's ridiculous and goes for easy laughs but that's perfectly fine sometimes. It also made the beginning of the Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back 10x more funny.
        >porch monkey
        >"it's okay I'm taking it back

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's fricking hilarious and still holds up, I watch it every now and again because I have a soft spot for it. Even though Smith is now a jorts wearing, taint licking aids patient that cries at superhero movies, he gave us some great movies in his heyday.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She isn't black you blind moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He mom was a black Cuban and Puerto Rican. She's like 15% black.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, you are the moron.
    That aint McDonalds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I work at Mcdonalds and do this

      What would Kevin Smith be doing if he never made Clerks?

      >9 replies on only 5 IPs
      OP get bent we all see you self-bumping your thread. Everyone on Cinemaphile has seen Clerks II, you don't need to do that, this is pathetic.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    morons have little trouble with putting things in their ass and then mouth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Pickle Fricker" was such a moronic nickname though.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would Kevin Smith be doing if he never made Clerks?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pwning less brown area

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Working at McDonald's.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make Mallrats instead?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      selling child porn for the luchese crime family. its where he got the filmstock for clerks 1, and he was their cut out during the comicbook and sportscard craze of the early 90s, laundering money for them. all these holier than thou lefty fricks are dirty in it.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every scene in this movie was depressing for that reason

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair McDonalds pays more than a whole bunch of professional jobs. They make more than your army private or beat cop.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you live that this is the case? You join the military to avoid having to be a mcdonalds wagie basically anywhere in the US.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man Clerks, and Clerks 2 were such good movies, and the third fricking RUINED it holy shit what a bad fricking film.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kevin smith hates his fans

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know, and I put the sheeny curse on him

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not their fault, it's Kevin Smith's fault for being a shitty writer and not developing his characters.

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