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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >responded whilst sounded very mad

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would rather convert to judiasm, get circumcised as an adult by a pedophile rabbi, go full hasid with the shitty curly hair and tiny stupid hats than become one of these insufferable reddit homosexuals

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      shalom

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is that any different than your current state as a christcuck?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >christcuck
        I've never seen anyone talk like this who has a chin. Also israelites fricking seethe even at the thought of Jesus. You frickers are almost as annoying as israelites, or maybe you are a israelite?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I usually don't go around looking at men's chins. Then again I am not a Christian homosexual.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            What a strange response. Must be a homosexual with no chin it seems to have struck a nerve lmao. Soulless israelite

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >slurs at the merest provocations
              Such is the Christian faith.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh no not SLURS ;_;
                Maybe plebbit is more your speed

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            is the chin some kind of gay thing now?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I always thought jawlines were a universally appreciated feature.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing israelites seethe at is white people unified in a higher purpose. It's why the ADL classifies neo-pagan symbols as hate speech. No, they're not mad over pic related.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Christcuck" always reeks of dated 2011-circa reddit atheists thinking they can just add "cuck" to their nonsense and blend in as le based Cinemaphilener. Their only tactics these days are trying to blend in to dated lingo or accusing their opponents of """larping."""

          Modern e-atheism is such a husk of a system, not sure why they're still so bent on using these last halfhearted methods to push it so hard.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            This christcuck worships a israelite on a stick over here

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks for confirming your npc behavior exactly as accused.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know mr. clappy golem

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bout the same ain't it?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    explain how this is wrong

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why? you can't understand it, dummy boy?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, one was made up by atheists as a sardonic joke. And one has survived thousands of years largely intact, despite the fact that literally every generation has had its share of reddit-tier homosexuals ridiculing it in the exact same fashion. If nothing else, one has staying power and one doesn't. Staying power counts for something, I should think.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        by that logic, egyptians had worshipped their furry gods for thousands of years, certainly longer than christianity so better worship dogs and cats and whatever, moron.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The question was, what's the difference between the two. The answer is one has staying power, one doesn't. I'm not endorsing anything, and anyone with a reasonable level of reading comprehension would have been able to figure that out.
          >moron

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The question was, what's the difference between the two. The answer is one has staying power, one doesn't. I'm not endorsing anything, and anyone with a reasonable level of reading comprehension would have been able to figure that out.
          >moron

          Addendum: those towering animal-headed gods of the Egyptians actually match the descriptions of some angels in the original Hebrew text of the Old Testament in some places. So, maybe don't be so quick to dismiss.
          >moron

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >egyptian religiosity is literally nothing like what hebrews practiced
            >but dude like there's animal headed figures man it's all connected
            moron

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              Addendum:Christ was crucified and Wotan was crucified. Like WOAH.
              moron.

              You have already established your reading comprehension level. I don't know why you think you have to keep going.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I understand you perfectly, you just said nothing at all interesting.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >egyptian religiosity is literally nothing like what hebrews practiced
            >but dude like there's animal headed figures man it's all connected
            moron

            Addendum:Christ was crucified and Wotan was crucified. Like WOAH.
            moron.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spaghetti monster is esoteric code for the Rhizocephela Worm.

      According to some deeply creepy lore, it's an ancient af brain parasite that carries a certain psycho-active fungus that imbues animals (primates) with higher intelligence. A form of "beneficial" zombification/control takes place. Eventually the now-human organism adapted to it, and the global cult built up around it. And this worm/fungus is "The Serpent" in every old tale. Satan etc. It allows you higher intelligence and knowledge, but in doing so, leads you away from a state of innocence/sinlessness.

      All this weird shit bubbled up during the Chans vax investigation. Endless old sculptures (and new ones) heavily feature worm-like structures. It's tied into the Lotus Flower too, suggesting that your fat little Buddha man sitting on his lotus is actually sitting on the worm, while it flowers out of his ass. Which is why all the old school imagery of demons etc always show people kissing the devil's ass. Because that transfers the worm.

      This is also why all front-facing Atheists are all these weird hipster creeps (like in OP) who signal esoteric negligence a lot (note OP's gaygio man has an eye covered - a reference to Odin who sacrificed an eye in return for higher insight/knowledge and also the Eye of Horus, which is even more central to esoteric mystery school global-cult beliefs).

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >worships wine and crackers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >worships crackers who whine
      Go suck off Richard Dawkins over on r/atheism.
      Cinemaphile is for men of faith.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stop challenging my beliefs and get out of my safe space
        sounds like reddit would be exactly your speed actually

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Making a pithy greentext post isn't exactly a challenge. It's just a pithy greentext post. So I'm not sure why you are butthurt that you got an equally insubstantial reply.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see the argument that there might be a higher power, but not the one for picking one religion over another (regarding faith).
    it seems so arbitrary, am I really supposed to just pick a random book to put my faith in? even if it aligns the most with my personal and moral beliefs, how do I reconcile the fact that it might not align 1:1, and that I "learned" to have faith in some of those things?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You it as a divine order from the religion’s diety that this religion is objectively correct, duh. Christianity is true because God and Jesus said so, it’s that simple for the religious

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >midwit damning himself
      many such cases

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you just rot in the ground

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        by following any faith you are going to hell in another, and there's no argument to why your faith is the correct one besides your personal faith itself.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          wow anon, you must have studied many different religions in detail to come to such a conclusion, pray tell what religions have a hell for non-believers?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            We don't believe in that fairy tale shit, Schlomo. That's like the whole point.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              wtf bros i'm an atheist now

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you must have studied many different religions in detail to come to such a conclusion
            no, it's just logical to assume you can't save yourself in every religion at once considering how many religions exist and have existed throughout history.

            >pray tell what religions have a hell for non-believers?
            this guy believes in damnation so probably his

            >midwit damning himself
            many such cases

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >uses rhetoric
        >calls someone a midwit
        pottery

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Religion is something you are born into if your parents are smart enough to give you some sort of moral security blanket and also left their egos enough to understand the importance of believing in more than animal meat grinder world

      If you were born to degeneration aka materialistism and nihilistic parents, then you are already on the back foot. That's why so many of these atheists are weak and cringe

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Religion is something you are born into if your parents are smart enough to give you some sort of moral security blanket and also left their egos enough to understand the importance of believing in more than animal meat grinder world
        I love how when you push e-chrisrians enough, they just admit all of this is a LARP because they recognize the importance of community picnics against societal atomization.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the reason I specified I'm talking about faith specifically is because that's the part I have a problem with, not the moral good that having that faith and being part of a religion might produce. basically, believing in a fantasy (i.e. that dragons exist) doesn't make it any more real, regardless of how good the belief might do to society as a whole.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus. Google Aristotle's unmoved mover and you'll understand why some religions have more status/makes more sense than others

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >some religions make more sense than others
        yeah no shit. what's your point exactly?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, honestly you're supposed to follow the traditions and ethics of your people and continue from there to wherever you feel inclined. This is what the epic atheist redditors do, by the way, because this behavior is just the zealot version of modern toothless secularism (which in turn evolved in a christian setting and would not have happened elsewhere).

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        and what happens when you get conquered?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          We will soon see that, don't worry.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      DMT.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was just reading into different religions and seeing what made the most sense. In the end I feel like either Christianity is the true religion or something along the lines of Gnosticism would be true. There's no alternative.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        gnosticism is more reddit than atheism

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well spaghetti is real doe
    See it like every week or so

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think their point is that it's essentially a highly autistic reinforcement of nihilist consumerism as being the ideal mental state

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read this excellent Christian refutation of this Reddit shite a very long time ago (like 10+ years) on some theology forum and bookmarked it. Sadly the website is gone and it wasn’t even archived by IA. I very much wish I had copied it or saved the webpage to reference it whenever Redditors start getting uppity.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I could totally own you if I had this thing saved trust me bro

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I read this excellent Christian refutation of this
      No you didn't. You read some braindead "ontological argument" that falls apart after five seconds of actual analysis and told yourself your side won epic style so now you conveniently don't have to do any actual critical thinking. Many such cases. Sad.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would have been better than your argument which consists of
        >HURR DURR SKY DADDY NOT REAL YOU DUMB I SMART
        said while jumping up and down smearing shit all over yourself

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, he's not. And you are.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't understand English very well, do you boy?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sky Daddy real because old book, and we know book is true because it's says Sky Daddy inspired ancient desert goat frickers to write about him

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought this book when I was an edgy godless teenager. The book is just one punchline done to death for 300 pages. Easily the worst book I ever read. It was the most millennial writing shit I ever read. Just kept getting wackier and zanier as the book progressed with no real point.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Faces of Atheism is still the funniest shit I’ve ever seen online.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does atheism make internet virgins seethe so hard? Just worship your israelite and suckle on Black person feet, seriously no one cares.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    YESHUA IS THE KING

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Atheism is a religion like not playing golf is a sport!"
    >so you proudly inform everyone around you that you don't play golf
    >and you wear a colander as a hat because you don't play golf
    >and you made an entire movie explaining the travails of people who don't play golf

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every movie ever made except Caddyshack and Happy Gilmore is a movie about the travails of people who don't play golf. Shit, I guess your little analogy backfired on you.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are a genuine midwit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mid is too kind

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He basically used your “argument” against you and now your moronic brain can’t cope.
          And yes, people would mention they don’t play golf if the topic of golf came up. People that are anti-vax aren’t retroactively taking a vaccine just because they form a group around anti-vaccines.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Costner kino is always on the menu.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Meant for

            Every movie ever made except Caddyshack and Happy Gilmore is a movie about the travails of people who don't play golf. Shit, I guess your little analogy backfired on you.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What keeps an atheist going other than their ability to brag about being an atheist?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      atheists love sucking Black person buttholes. It's what they live for. Why do you think they support BLM?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Success in this life rather than delusions about the next. Did you give all your money to the poor yet? Possibly the most explicit message in the Bible directly from Jesus himself conveniently forgotten by all the prosperity gospel Black folk in America who pray to Gun Jesus.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What keeps an atheist going
      Goals? Ambitions? Family? The development of skills and trades? Intellectual pursuits? Art?

      The fact that people like you feel inclined to even ask such a question says so much about the religious. It's as if you would just crumple into a ball and never leave your house without the safety blanket of your belief system.

      It's just like when religious people ask "What's to stop you from murdering people and doing horrible things if you don't believe in God?"

      It says a lot more about you than it does any of us.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t need promise of an afterlife or even an answer to why we’re here to enjoy my life. I’m just enjoying it and doing the best I can with the time I’m allotted on this earth

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >In this moment I am euphoric

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the time I’m allotted
        By who?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The truth is nothing
      Posters like this

      Success in this life rather than delusions about the next. Did you give all your money to the poor yet? Possibly the most explicit message in the Bible directly from Jesus himself conveniently forgotten by all the prosperity gospel Black folk in America who pray to Gun Jesus.

      >What keeps an atheist going
      Goals? Ambitions? Family? The development of skills and trades? Intellectual pursuits? Art?

      The fact that people like you feel inclined to even ask such a question says so much about the religious. It's as if you would just crumple into a ball and never leave your house without the safety blanket of your belief system.

      It's just like when religious people ask "What's to stop you from murdering people and doing horrible things if you don't believe in God?"

      It says a lot more about you than it does any of us.

      brag about how they have amazing productive lives and are actualizing their potential without the "shackles of religion" but the fact that they're here, wasting time, posting with cheeto-dust fingers and cum-crusted briefs like the rest of us, shows us how "liberated" they actually are.

      They're also just dumb. Take for instance
      >It's just like when religious people ask "What's to stop you from murdering people and doing horrible things if you don't believe in God?"
      Right, because humans just have this instinct to not kill and do destructive things whether or not there's a system of moral authority in place. It totally wasn't religion that established ground rules like "hey maybe don't murder and rape." You, the rationalist, figured out this moral code just from being a heckin' good person, not from growing up in a society molded by religion for several thousand years.

      See how stupid they are?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        My Black person, you're on Cinemaphile too...

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The difference is I don't think I'm morally superior because of something I believe in or don't.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you not the anon that asked what’s keeping an atheist going? If you’re not, maybe don’t hop on a discussion and co-opt their opinion.
            Either way, if you’re a loser just like all the atheists here, then you’re just proving the unnecessariness of your religion. And it didn’t take a religion to figure out that killing others is bad. I don’t know how you could believe that.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You, the rationalist, figured out this moral code just from being a heckin' good person
        Literally and unironically yes.

        The golden rule. That's literally all you need. Don't do anything to people you wouldn't want done to you. No code is needed. Just base level empathy. If you have empathy, you don't need to be taught right and wrong. If you were born with some psychological defect that means you don't have empathy, no religious text is going to make a difference. You think serial killers don't know it's bad to murder people? You think they are doing what they're doing purely out of ignorance and if someone explained to them that murder was wrong they would apologize and retire their knives? That's something a five year old thinks. The entire reason they do what they do in secrecy is because they know they shouldn't be doing it.

        So no, religion didn't establish those ground rules and they don't need establishing. Religion and morality have absolutely nothing to do with each other, in fact it's quite the opposite. Religious belief is one of the most convenient catch all excuses to do heinous shit including murder that we have.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the golden rule
          >that's all you need
          Funny. That label you're using came from The Bible.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it didn't.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Where did the label "The Golden Rule" first show up in then?

              >Acting like "don't be an butthole if you don't want others to be an butthole towards you" is a uniquely Christian idea

              >Atheist can't read what I said
              Common occurrence.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it didn't.

                Whether or not it came from someplace godly doesn't immediately signify anything relevant.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                How does it not?
                If it came from someplace godly, one of the benchmarks of morality is divine.
                If it didn't, then it is natural.
                I can't think of anything more relevant hinging on the existence of the divine.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're talking to an atheist. Godly just means a thing has to do with myths pertaining to gods.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Acting like "don't be an butthole if you don't want others to be an butthole towards you" is a uniquely Christian idea

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Actually it was considering at the time most punitive and penal codes, both civil and personal, dictates some form of recompense or retribution to a person that wrong you. Eye for an eye, pay 20 shekels for raping a daughter, etc.
              But then again, atheists don't really know history, they say they know it after reading a summary of an article written about a history book once. Just like they say they've "read the Bible" after reading a meme with one or two out of context verses

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Eye for an eye, pay 20 shekels for raping a daughter, etc.
                Isn't eye for an eye just literal enforcement of the golden rule?
                You shouldn't stab someone in the eye if you don't want to be stabbed in the eye.
                Anything beyond that is a workaround because there's no practical equivalent.

                Like, if the punishment for rape was rape, the victim can't do the retribution because if they wanted to frick their rapist it wouldn't be a rape in the first place and they're probably a woman so they don't have a dick to rape with, so you'd need a third-party rapist-executor who does the judicial raping. It just doesn't work. That's why you have to substitute something else like 20 shekels.

                When you think about it, isn't this STILL the basis of all law, even today? The mechanics didn't change over time, only the equivalency did (i.e. 20 shekels bad, 10 years in prison good).

                You don't need to invoke god for any of this to work. It's just the primitive social contract that even animals have, plus abstraction generated by the human prefrontal cortex. The golden rule is as old as humanity.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Don't do anything to people you wouldn't want done to you.
          People try that and end up in a hole all the time.
          You don't even know what that is, yourself. You aren't mature enough. Sooner or later you have to choose between multiple bad things and you need real philosophical guidance and principle beyond what's immediate and apparent to you.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            and unless you've developed those philosophical principles yourself like an adult, you're fricked. Your guidebook is not going to help you navigate the world and if you think it will it's because you're incredibly sheltered.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you've developed those philosophical principles yourself like an adult
              By reading books and talking to wise people.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >muh empathy
          How far would empathy extend then? To your neighbor? The person in the next village over? The village of your enemies? When do you stop "just having empathy" bro.
          Also you're just factually wrong.

          Actually it was considering at the time most punitive and penal codes, both civil and personal, dictates some form of recompense or retribution to a person that wrong you. Eye for an eye, pay 20 shekels for raping a daughter, etc.
          But then again, atheists don't really know history, they say they know it after reading a summary of an article written about a history book once. Just like they say they've "read the Bible" after reading a meme with one or two out of context verses

          which is not surprising in the least

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because humans just have this instinct to not kill and do destructive things whether or not there's a system of moral authority in place.

        Are you seriously and unironically asserting that it is the natural predisposition of all humans to killl and destroy and the only thing that stopped that was religion?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus is just the first capeshit hero.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can't prove a spaghetti monster doesn't exist

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if someone told you 15 years ago that Cinemaphile is overrun by christian soccer moms now

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get it once you realize that being some trad christlarper is the counterculture now; being some gay trans ally is mainstream.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        being counterculture by default is moronic

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be honest so is thinking a man with a penis can be a woman, but these are the times in whichst we live.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            When in doubt, immediately go straight to trannies.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I can't admit even to myself that it's moronic
              If a man with a penis can be a woman, suddenly anything equally as moronic is on the table, flat earth, fake moon landings, you name it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's stupid. You're stupid.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                "trannies exist so I'm going to turn my entire life into one giant shitpost" is not a rational response to the current climate, or any climate really

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            at least men and women are things that both are proven to exist

            by definition it's a lesser delusion than believing in Sky Daddy

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You get it once you realize that being some trad christlarper is the counterculture now; being some gay trans ally is mainstream.

          I don't believe in the existence of "one true culture"

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            There isn't but they certainly force it hard as hell, trying to make some diverse homogenous unitary culture.

            at least men and women are things that both are proven to exist

            by definition it's a lesser delusion than believing in Sky Daddy

            >men and women are things that both are proven to exist so therefore by the transitive property men with penises CAN be women and that's less delusional than sky daddy
            Equally as delusional.

            "trannies exist so I'm going to turn my entire life into one giant shitpost" is not a rational response to the current climate, or any climate really

            Delusion is delusion and just breeds more delusion. You want a lack of delusion? stop being fricking delusional, period.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >trannies are a thing so it's not my fault when I throw logic and reason entirely out the window
              Yes it is. You are responsible for your own behavior, regardless. Always.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hur dur everyone here is moronic but me

                >trannies are a thing but it's not my fault I throw logic and reason entirely out the window by believing it's actually a thing
                lel

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your loaded premise that the entire fabric of reality hinges on whether or not men wear skirts is laughably absurd. Your grasp on reality must have been pretty fragile to begin with if people altering themselves with plastic surgery is all it takes to make you go batty.

                That guy who had a bunch of surgery to make himself look like a cat must have really done a number on you.
                >WHAT IS THIS?! MEN CANNOT BE CATS AND CATS CANNOT BE MEN! ALL LOGIC AND REASON IS NOW FORFEIT!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the entire fabric of reality hinges on whether delusion is accepted as "reality" or not
                But it is, strawman about people and plastic surgery aside. The difference with your strawman is NOBODY EN MASSE SAID YOU HAD TO CALL HIM A FRICKING CAT, UNDER PAIN OF SOCIETAL EXILE.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the entire fabric of reality hinges on whether delusion is accepted as "reality" or not
                That's the thing. No it doesn't. Unless you're weak minded.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You don't have to call trannies "she" unless you're weak minded.
                I agree, so I don't.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I call people whatever they want me to call them because it's easier than starting fights with strangers. My concept of reality isn't threatened. If I call a trans woman "she" it doesn't call my entire notion of sex and identity into question. I still know what men and women are and what their anatomical and chromosomal differences are. Your entire premise is based on the fact that you have severe emotional problems and are likely stunted as a result of some kind of developmental defect like autism. You've decided to die on that hill and I haven't. Pure and simple. You're the weak one.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I call people whatever they want me to call them because there are real world consequences if I don't, and also I'm a pussy
                So you choose to go along with flat earth or fake moon landing morons cause you don't want to pick fights with strangers?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, actually. If I was at the supermarket and I overheard someone talking about how the earth was flat I would not bother spending the next hour and 45 minutes yelling at them about how stupid they are. If you would, you have something wrong with you.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >spending the next hour and 45 minutes yelling at them about how stupid they are. If you would
                You love making strawmen arguments, don't you?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, so you don't instigate a conflict with every trans person you meet, then? Yeah, I didn't think so. Guess reality is safe.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NOBODY EN MASSE SAID YOU HAD TO CALL HIM A FRICKING CAT, UNDER PAIN OF SOCIETAL EXILE.
                This literally does not exist outside of twitter.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uh huh. You totally won't lose your job or get "cancelled" for intentionally calling a mtf troony "he". I thought I was the one who was supposed to be delusional here?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have yet too, yes. Go outside.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You refer to mtf trannies as "he" to their faces? Balls, maybe I was wrong about you, you seem based, not sure why you're arguing with me

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not sure why you're arguing with me
                Because you posted moronic shit.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Going with whatever is the opposite of popular culture is still being ruled by popular culture, is the thing. You should have things you believe and care about, and you should still believe and care about those things regardless of whether it's currently popular or unpopular.

            It's called not being an NPC.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being a tradlarper that doesn't actually believe and just uses it as an excuse to rage online is no better

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Atheists being such gays is one of the things that drove me to Christ and now my life is much improved for it. Bizarrely enough, it cost me nothing!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you fell for a christian psyop and now you're a mark, not exactly something to announce proudly to the world

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you let others dictate what you believe? Sounds like you didn’t find religion because you actually believe but because a group of people just annoyed you and you didn’t want to be associated with them. That’s pretty sad

        Mad and gay lol, repent and maybe even you homos will be forgiven

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you let others dictate what you believe? Sounds like you didn’t find religion because you actually believe but because a group of people just annoyed you and you didn’t want to be associated with them. That’s pretty sad

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never pretend to believe in Hebrew mythology just to spite reddit liberals in an online culture war. The fact that this has been an observable phenomenon just proves how profoundly moronic Cinemaphile is despite all of your posturing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. is on Cinemaphile
      Why are you moronic, anon

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DONT SAY MY GOD IS SPAGHETTI YOU homosexual HE IS A MAN AND HAS A BEARD AND LOOKS LIKE SANTA AND HE'S NOT MADE OF SPAGHETTI HOW FRICKING DARE YOU

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hwabag

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Christianity is le fake! You may as well worship le spaghetti monster?
    >what? What the frick dis you just say about islam and judaism!? Are you a fricking bigot?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Judaism
      Most atheist are arguments are literally directed at Judaism. No one argues against Christ being the platonic Logos, but damn near all religious questioning is against the historical validity of Adam and Eve, Noah, Moses, Jonas, Samson, etc. All that stupid OT israelite shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Atheists criticize Judaism and Islam all the time, dipshit. Christianity's also the single largest religion in the world, so it's hilarious when you try to act like an oppressed minority.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Atheists criticize Judaism and Islam all the time, dipshit
        Show me one example of an atheist in media simultaneously mocking israelites, Islam and Christianity. Go on, show me one clip of Ricky Gervais calling israelites a bunch of hat-wearing poofters, or Richard Dawkins doing the same. Show me.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >show me a joke that makes no sense to prove my homosexual point
          Anyway, what you're describing actually is like every fricking Ricky Gervais special he's put out. He loves pandering to morons like you.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok so just link me to one of those. You seem to be familiar with his body of work, if it's that common go ahead and show me

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >mentions ricky gervais
              >doesn't actually know his material
              I'm starting to think your IQ might be the issue here.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't actually know his material
                Yes which is why I'm asking to be shown. Are you sure you're not the one with a comprehension problem? Why are you dancing around this so much? I thought he makes fun of other religions all the time?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes which is why I'm asking to be shown
                Then why mention Ricky Gervais of all people? Because you thought I wouldn't know about his jokes and tell you that, yes, most of his stand up material consists of dumb jokes about Christians, Muslims, and even israelites?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here you go. Insufferable turbo leftie Marcus Brigstocke doing exactly what you asked for.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I believe in an invisible man who made the universe with magic and I know he's real because a book from the bronze age talks about him
    >All those other gods people have made up over the centuries and have their own associated scriptures are definitely fake tho

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your imaginary friends are not real.
    None of them are.
    They never were.
    They lied to you.
    I'm so sorry.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also does anybody find it weird that all of these atheist posts (read: attacking Christianity) kicked into overdrive shortly after the Hamas invasion?
    Very odd, Cinemaphile didn't used to be r/atheism but now it seems like every other thread is some excuse to tell Christians how dumb and wrong they are. Very weird this is happening right after Muslims attack a bunch of israelites.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's literally religious flamewars at least once a week for years. Shut the frick up.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >once a week
        Chaim, you're doing it like every hour on the hour now, no need to get angry because a few people are ~~*noticing*~~

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Israel is under attack so israelites are trying to get white people to not believe in God
          What is even this 4D conspiracy supposed to even be?

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was an Agnostic (no one can truly be Atheist) until I asked myself how the universe was moving.
    Something must have moved it.
    Something outside of our rules, that was capable of implementing said rules.
    Seemed too complicated to leave to chance.
    So I choose to believe there is a higher power, based on sheer logic.
    Which god it is? I don't know.
    But I know for sure that something made the universe.
    And I love seeing Christians on here piss off Atheists. When Atheists stomp their little feet and go on their tirades it makes me giggle.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a higher power
    Very cucked way to say God. I don't know why people do this. It doesn't make it sound any more reasonable. You might as well drop the rhetoric.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post 9/11 atheism was cringe . It’s funny that it was easily defeated by posting photos of a fat guy in fedora.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Christfarts are the fat ones bro

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your entire belief system can be dismantled in a paragraph and your only rebuttal is "yeah well I bet you are overweight and you wear a silly hat."

      And this somehow seems like a victory on your part. Curious.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flying spaghetti monster serves the purpose of attacking the special privileges granted to religious people by the government. Like how Muslims were allowed to wear hijab when everyone else had to take off their hat in Canada.
    It also attacks version of Christianity which is just God = Big Santa, which although is mostly just a belief held by atheists, but some ultra moronic modern Christians believe it too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It also attacks version of Christianity which is just God = Big Santa, which although is mostly just a belief held by atheists, but some ultra moronic modern Christians believe it too.
      90% of Christians will tell you God is just love and will give you a golden McMansion in the sky if you profess Jesus' name. No one has ever actually read Aquinas or Calvin except a handful of online nerds.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of these Dawkins types autistically miss the point that religion isn't even really about the theology. It's about ritual and community, and instilling correct values in people.
    >oh well, I don't actually know if Jesus turned water into wine, so I guess thou SHOULD kill! Heheheh, I'm clever...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      >Religion is something you are born into if your parents are smart enough to give you some sort of moral security blanket and also left their egos enough to understand the importance of believing in more than animal meat grinder world
      I love how when you push e-chrisrians enough, they just admit all of this is a LARP because they recognize the importance of community picnics against societal atomization.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a LARP. That's literally what religion is. You've missed the point if you think all of those average church goers for a thousand years actually understood the first thing about theology.
        They didn't, but they still implicitly understood that a community needs certain sense of cohesion, and certain moral guidelines that everyone agrees upon.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only reason you folks go to church is because dad doesn't wanna frick mom anymore. That's literally it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I can't see the value of having one place within a community where everyone is expected to meet once a week, and where bad people are socially shamed into being less bad
            That's because you have autism.
            The world clearly isn't better off without these things in it.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he can't see why two grown adults would force themselves and their children to replace the intimacy of home life with a bunch of strangers who speak shit behind their backs anyway
              It's called "we can't get divorced because it would kill the kids".

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your community you live in aren't supposed to just be "some strangers" to you. That's part of the reason you have a church in the first place.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want my neighbor to keep his trash in control so raccoons don't get in my attic. I don't give a shit about his Sunday funday routine.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stomping your feet and slinging ad hominems isn't gonna change anything friend

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Much like going to church every Sunday won't stop your father from committing adultery.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It'll make him think twice about it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He'll think twice about it, lose to temptation, then beg Jesus for forgiveness next sunday. We did it, religion!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's better to know you did wrong, than to insist you did right.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not cheating is better than either of those options, but only Christianity guarantees you don't really have to care all that much come Sunday.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Without the moral framework, it isn't even really "cheating". It's just two animals grinding on each other, until one deposits seed in the other.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Monogamous pair bonding exists in animals beyond humans senpai and the rare instances of infidelity that have been documented have also completely destabilized the social group surrounding it the same way it does in humans.
                Are you trying to tell me that Penguins have jesus bro?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think my point in the first place is that religion is not Jesus.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                This isn't an argument in the favor of the morality of monogomous marriage. It's at best a utilitarian argument in favor of it but you are otherwise obviously very ignorent about this subject

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is fundementally zero difference between being moral and being utilitarian. It's a means to the same end. That's the problem with debating you homosexuals, you accept no alternative to divine mandate. I can say I love my wife and thus am faithful to her and you'll just snap back with "LOVE'S JUST A CHEMICAL BRO, SHE'S GONNA DIE ANYWAY" as of functional human being reduce everything to such a base level.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this isn't an argument in favor
                >it's only an argument in favor
                Some of you stupid fricks should proof-read your posts before hitting Post in a seething daze.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure this is the cope your mom thinks about every time he remembers your dad balls deep in a girl who could be your older sister but it makes no fricking sense.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can rationalize not betraying my wife regardless of the 10 commandments.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's a "wife"?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have autism and spend too much time arguing philosophy online. No religious person actually destructs their faith in this way. They genuinely believe it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The average person doesn't think at all. They just know what "feels right" and what doesn't.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think it's pretty funny that people like you, ostensibly religious, make a better job of being condescending towards other religious people in better ways than atheists could ever dream of.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh no, I fully accept I'm not religious. Which is part of the reason I see the value in it. I'm very aware of what I missed out on growing up, and of what can never really be mine with the world being the way it is now.
                Even if I really tried to be a Christian, there's not much point in it, if no one else is doing it. It's like being the one person on a baseball team.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I fully accept I'm not religious. Which is part of the reason I see the value in it.
                I remember being this edgy lol

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, so think that they even have the self-awareness to rationalize that the Bible is fantasy but religion is the strength holding together western civilization against the destructive force of leftist nihilism so we must play along is laughable.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They've essentially been bullied out of it. They keep looking for religious rituals, but they don't know where to go for them now that Christianity has been sufficiently demonised and mocked, so they turn to political movements and subcultures instead.

                The problem is that if your religion is Star Wars, rather than Christianity, there's no mechanism there to reward you for living a proper life. All you're being rewarded for is consooming Disney product.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The reward for living a virtuous life should be the advancement of civilization. In fact I would argue the emphasis Christianity puts on death and how nothing in life really matters and is all vanity and delusion is extraordinarily dysfunctional.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not my fault the morons in charge of making up your choice of schizophrenic literature decided to include it as a literal thing he did.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There has literally been wars fought over interpretation of Scripture. To say this is all just moralizing with no actual religious fervor behind it is ludicrous.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's honestly a bit unfortunate that Atheism isn't a religion, seeing just how much effort and focus Atheists put into it.
    If I wasted so much time focusing on a part of myself that wasn't even a belief, I'd be pretty ashamed.
    It's the exact same issue gays deal with.
    Both homosexualry and Atheism are supposed to be such basic and unceremonious staples of human existence, and yet every member of each strive to make it the only thing which defines them.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do not know why Christianity makes them upset and think about spaghetti and meatballs either

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    At the end of the day, being a redditroony is cringe and gay but so is being a christhomosexual when your entire purpose is to serve israelites and wash Black person feet.

    If you're moronic enough that it works for you then that's religion working as intended, but I'm just too smart for it, so it doesn't matter how ''''''''''compelling'''''''''' your apologia is or how 'reddit' atheism is, it's not going to convince me. Atheism being a slippery slope to nihilism and degeneracy isn't the silver bullet you think it is, because there's no reason that the worst possible outcome couldn't also be true.

    The only based form of judeo-christianity is gnosticism because it's the only one that makes sense. Really tells you everything you need to know about the average drooling christBlack person, that the only interpretations worth a frick are also considered the most unusual and occult.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Croids are so stupid. I mean these are the people who voted for biden lmao

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think this started as a protest about churches not having to pay taxes

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi.

    I'm an atheist.

    Atheism isn't a religious belief; I simply don't believe in a God.

    I'm not angry about it. I simply lack something that you religious people have. In your head there is an idea, a faith in an idea. It's just not there in my head.

    It's not that I went through a deep process of analysis and deduced there was no God. I didn't read any holy books. I didn't read any unholy books. Didn't get preached to, either by believers or non-believers. I don't see any reason why there couldn't be an omnipotent, eternal entity that created the universe. I... Just.... Don't.... Believe... that there is one.

    If you ask me what's my purpose in life and do I feel empty? No. I don't feel empty. Nor do I have a purpose. I simply AM. If God can simply BE, then maybe I can just BE too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Religious people are all doxastic voluntarists - they think you choose to not believe in gods. They think you choose all of your beliefs and could simply choose to believe different ones, so they see you not believing in gods and thinkn"why would he not choose to believe in mine? Is he moronic?". The idea that atheism is simply a descriptive label foe your unchosen beliefs makes absolutely zero sense to them.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All followers of abrahamic faiths should be exterminated.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    will there be a Cinemaphile in heaven I can shitpost on for all eternity?
    thats all I imagine myself doing up there

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is so cringe... but so is Abrahamic religion.

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be agnostic whose majority of friends are religious, generally protestant or eastern orthodox
    >they come at me with the "without god where's your morals??"
    >explain to them my reasoning
    >"well that's just not true, so where do you really get your morals from?"
    Not sure why they enjoy coming at me and having these kinds of conversations, you'd figure they would get bored of it by now

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the charges, pasta-quisitor?

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    anti religion movies are so ball less
    heres the root of religion:
    "I should be the one that runs things, I know better and Im always right. All the women should love me and everyone should treat me as the supreme being I already know I am. Now, there must be a way to get people to obey without me getting laughed at and held with my face in the mud, like last time. There must be a way.... If they wont follow me then they will follow a greater power that only I can represent.... yes that sounds like a good idea, i will start fleshing out the lore on this one. I bet people would buy into it if they belived they became better than people outside my followers."

    yep. all religion was started by a mentally ill and clever person, all it needs are suckers to continue it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Religions were probably started by crazy people that heard voices. Cavemen loved this shit.
      Even ancient greeks respected madmen.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Smart greeks put madmen in temples, asked an entry fee and "helped" you interpret the "prophecies"

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my god is a (flying spaghetti) monster
    yeah that tracks
    it probably started out as a joke but they believed in the vax so they probably actually literally believe in FSM too.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's Bob.
    How come a bunch of stoners can make the perfect satire of a religion in good taste, while reddit atheists just have to be cringe about it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      flying spaghetti monster predates reddit bruh

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit is a mindset and behavior bruh

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          full cap bruh.

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the literal reflection of the pan helmet looks like a fedora

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is if you subscribe to a blatantly ridiculous religion that says the sun stopped in the sky for a whole day or the moon split in half or alien spirits rose out of volcanos and inhabited Neanderthals. Nothing wrong with the abstract belief that mind precedes everything.

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yikes! What an unpleasant way to express themselves, atheists have

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand Christians
    Why don't they just provide evidence that their god exists(and that all other gods do not exist) and end the debate forever?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is that towel with a face on it and some place has Jesus' foreskin in a box.
      What more do you need?

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fancy name for Jedi if I ever heard of one.

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