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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ballndix

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ill take 3

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    bellasex

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want her to gently kiss my tiny pecker

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      then she says
      >watcha rush whatsya hurry
      then slaps your dick like she's crushing a wienerroach

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ythatsgay

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's nympho tonks

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nymphor Tyronks

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dont CAWLL ME neeepmeh duuura!
        >*bad cgi shows her hair changing cringigly*

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tumblr insert character
      lupin deserved better

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can shape shift into anyone

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Basically non-existent in the movies
      >They expect us to care when she dies at the end

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sexo

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LeStrange Pussy
    what was rowling thinking

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only English woman in the entire series who still looks good past her 30s

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Daniel Radcliffe said he lost his virginity to an older woman on the set of Harry Potter
    >in the HBO anniversary special he straight up talked about his massive crush on HBC and how he spent time with her off screen
    >basically he got to frick her when he was 16/17

    IT'S NOT FRICKING FAIR BROS

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a lucky chad

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Helena brings up a love note Daniel wrote her after she asked for his autograph
    >Dear HBC, it was a pleasure being your costar and coaster, in the sense that I always ended up holding your coffee," the note reads. "I do love you and I just wish I'd been born 10 years earlier. I might've been in with a chance. Lots of love and thanks for being cool."
    >Radcliffe hesitated reading that last part, but Carter encouraged him with a laugh. "You can share," she said.
    >"Isn't it nice? I shall always treasure that. That is in my toilet, Dan," she added.

    >I lost my virginity to an older woman. I won't say who. But the age difference you might find surprising.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>"Isn't it nice? I shall always treasure that. That is in my toilet, Dan," she added.
      the frick

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The frick did she mean by her last sentence?

        they dont know

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          toilet is a small purse like thing for your essentials (makeup, tampons and shit)

          i didn't know.
          Thanks for making me aware bro.
          That makes it hotter.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The frick did she mean by her last sentence?

        toilet is a small purse like thing for your essentials (makeup, tampons and shit)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          no it's not, she meant her bathroom. We say we're going to the toilet, as in the room, in Britain

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you say loo, or bog, or brick shitthouse
            "toilet" in this context actually from the french word "toilette" (nécessaire de toilette), which is the same type of item despite also being literally the shitter.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you say loo, or bog, or brick shitthouse
              I know what we say, and no british woman calls her toilettries bag her toilet lmfao, she 100% means its framed in her bathroom

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I know what we say, and no british woman calls her toilettries bag her toilet lmfao, she 100% means its framed in her bathroom
                phanks meyte. ah 'onest tuh goo'ness was gonna cohll it a toilet frum nah un but you cleared it up.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's a posh actress, you're a know-nothing 3rd son of a mining family from Industrialdesertshireingham, it's ludicrous enough that you think you can understand what she meant, but don't you dare second guessing me. I have a linguistic double doctorate in olde english and french, you could call me the foremost expert in toilet related matters.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks. Non bri ish so I didn't know.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            what's a "bri ish"?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              another word for monster

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick did she mean by her last sentence?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maggie Smith raped him in a broom cupboard

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