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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The did a solid job with the source material they had

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based

    After rewatching the whole show season 5/6 weren’t as bad as I remember but damn they really dropped the ball

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did this guy just disappear? Scheduling conflicts for shooting?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he died

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even remember it's been that long

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even remember it's been that long

        Fake news, he is still alive
        >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Harris

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically yeah the actors schedule didn’t line up then he died in the story

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he died

      Shame because he's the only one who did the accent properly.
      >let's hire some random black and browns to do our faux caribbean space dialect
      >what the frick they all sound like shit and are getting dialect mogged at their own Black person accents by an uptight white british man

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first two seasons it was done well

        They gave up trying to make real belters after that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actor doing naomi just gives up.
        Sounds normal with the crew but outside of it just exaggerates...slightly

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought that was a nice touch. Naomi speaks like a Belter around other Belters, but with Inners she speaks normally. It's like black people shifting from ebonics around other blacks to normal English around white people.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Harris is a good actor that's why

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Scheduling conflicts for shooting?
      Yup, he landed Hari Seldon role on Foundation which then was told to be the biggest show on Apple TV+

      It was definitely a step up in his career

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no Drummer gf

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SPIN THE DRUM

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw she is qt 3.14 wife material irl

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dropped this show when it became about children being used for alien hybrid experimentation. It was interesting when it was about galactic politics

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only one who missed out is you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I want a prequel series without the blue goo and just focus on space pirate/interplanetary cold war/political intrigue

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The last two seasons are complete shit so you didn't miss much.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >show has no budget and ceres looks like a legit palce millions of people live in
      >show gets unlimited Amazon bucks and somehow the sets get worse and cheaper

      Somebody explain ? Why was Ceres in season 6 a handful of shipping containers?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lazy nu-showrunners that didn't give a shit about the source material

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Inaros picked the place clean and left everyone there for dead. Also Ceres' economy collapsed due to the war. It existed to facilitate logistics and trade between Earth/Mars and the Belt/outer planets. That all grinds to a halt after the war starts.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s not why that’s pure headcanon

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good belter is a dead belter.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >belters literally commit a 1000x hitler level genocide
    >earth and other planets, who have tons of nukes and shit and could pretty much eliminate the belters within a month, just decide to let the belters stay in charge of everything
    writing was shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, more like you're dumb and didn't pay attention.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That isn’t what happens at all

        imagine being so far gone that you actually get visibly confused and upset that other people arent as eager to mass-kill other people as you are

        They did have consequences. All those responsible were punished or dead already. You didn't pay attention.

        >redditors defending belters
        >on my Cinemaphile?
        its more likely than you think

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That isn’t what happens at all

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being so far gone that you actually get visibly confused and upset that other people arent as eager to mass-kill other people as you are

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nooooooooooooo you have to let some angry belter moron genocide 4 billion people without any consequences for those that enabled him
        >you just have to okay!!!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They did have consequences. All those responsible were punished or dead already. You didn't pay attention.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            nagata wasn't punished
            dipshit

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            nagata wasn't punished
            dipshit

            not until the laconia story arc anyways, and holden got punished worse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, it was basically this comic
      look up what the two authors look like, and you'll understand why they wrote it this way

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those accents were grotesque

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >based and complicated anti-hero with legit motivations
    >gets killed off-screen by space bin laden
    they fricking did anderson daws dirty

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We need the blandest protagonist in the history of sci-fi - so bland he'd make Gordon Freeman seem like a character from a Dostoevsky novel
    >got your back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jon snow... in space

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You know nothing, James Holden

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the guy from Joey?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, he's from RoadTrip

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, I’ve seen enough of these threads to give it a rewatch. Might stop at season 5 though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I rewatched it a bunch and discovered I don't like it that much. Julie's murder mystery honestly sucks, the belter accents, Holden's total lack of charisma. And then they start fricking around on Filler Planet...

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >best character in the series is only around for two episodes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it would have been nice... to see an ocean on mars

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      True, I loved this autist like you wouldn't believe. He should have replaced the dead doctor god dammit.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do the Martians address female officers as sir?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the best actors of our times
    >reduced to bit parts on obscure scifi tv series

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mad Men
      >Chernobyl
      >The Terror
      >Morbius
      >Robot Chicken

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        tell me about all the work that could've been that doesn't exist

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Game of Shadows
        >Fringe
        >Carnival Row

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dw they'll cast him as dumbledore

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they say sins of the father.
        but what about virtues of the father?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This dude's stupid frickin accent made me want to rip my ears off. I couldn't finish the show due to that fact.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is barely in the show though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like him, or you

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maori Martian Marine Mommy reporting for dutty!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you will never have hot sweaty martian babymaking sex with her in between missions

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Increased the cringiness of the show beyond sustainable levels.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hah gay!

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unironically dindu nuffin
    >still gets shit on by everyone for everything nonstop and nobody trusts him
    Why did the entire solar system hate this guy so much?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why did the entire solar system hate this guy so much?
      because he murdered a bunch of belter civies and then went full awol to join them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ~~*UN*~~ set him up and made him the scapegoat

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          and he didn't even breathe a word of their treachery. he just took it like a b***h, quit the game and inherited his reputation thinking it gave him street cred with the belters. he was never one of them and he never spoke out against the puppet masters who manipulated him into killing those families

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >alienates Mars by being born an earther
      >alienates Belt by slaughtering a bunch of belters
      >alienates Earth by defecting to the Belt
      Simple as, right? He's a man with no country.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished re-watching the show a few hours ago, I sure as hell couldn't remember that season six only had six episodes.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Explain me the following anons:
    >Earth and Mars "need" belters for their mining but they're also hostile towards inners.
    >Constant conflict, with the implication they can't just kill all belters because mining.
    >Actually earth is overflowing with NEETs who would kill for a job in space.

    Why can't earth just kill all belters and replace them with earthlings? If they become hostile again in the future just do the same again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      well, because the politics of genocide are distasteful to everyone except israelites
      so, with that in mind, why don't you tell us how you would go about replacing the belters with the takers from earth?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any war is bound to kill both sides. Ukraine wasn't a genocide during a Holodomor, wasn't a genocide now, but still the Russian Meat grinder stacks Ukrainian corpses

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick are you talking about you spaz moron?
          what the frick does any of that have to do with the expanse and how you would replace the belters with takers from earth?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you sent the Earth NEETs into the Belt they would eventually degrade into Belters. Where do you think the original Belters came from? Also the Earth NEETs are useless from a lifetime of NEETing, the show has people in their 50s who have been waiting to wagecuck since they were teenagers. Belters on the other hand have been waging in the mines and ships and factories since childhood.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and Mars "need" belters for their mining but they're also hostile towards inners.
      They are allegory to dynamics between developed first world countries & third world countries

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why can't earth just kill all belters and replace them with earthlings? If they become hostile again in the future just do the same again.

      Sam reason US wont do it with immigrants, to maintain moral authority

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Think about H-1B workers and illegal immigrants then re-read your post.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In this case Earthlings would be Mexicans and H1B visas would be getting Mexicans to do American jobs. I mean Earthlings Belta loada jobs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The problem is you have a 3rd world perspective. Belters are a bunch of stateless workers like Kowloon.a structured safe trade route not full of criminals and druggies would be better.

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