1) She's a child.
2) She's a female.
3) As a female child, she is extremely dependent on men in situations she has no control over. A large prehistoric carnivore would count as a situation out of her control.
>I CAN'T REACH THE SHOTGUN, SOMEONE HELP, JUST HAND ME THE SHOTGUN SO I CAN KILL THE RAPTOR >kids: autistically screech and bang on the back of a chair while the other plays a video game
Children are literally the worst part of any movie that isn't Home Alone or Harry Potter
You cannot refute this
Is it possible to re-write the characters acting like absolute morons in JP so the scenes still play out more or less the same, or do these films just sort of hinge on the fact that there needs to be a mong in the group who starts screaming and attracting the velociraptors
I really hate how they destroyed these props instead of putting them in a museum or something. We have museums for “””modern art””” (bananas duct taped to some drywall) but not for important cultural pillars like the actual animatronics used in jurassic park?
Frick israelites.
The indominus slaughtered a whole herd of brontos and flipped an ank snapping its neck, the spino would have gotten torn to shreds, the indominus wasn’t a real dinosaur it was like a Resident Evil monster.
Give me some amazing raw dinosaur FACTS, Cinemaphile. Do you watch YDAW? highly recommend the channel btw. Anyway Trex had the best vision of any animal in the history of the planet
>Genetically engineered dinosaurs? >Clandestine islands? >Missing people? >I'm going to get to the bottom of this! >I'm Vesse Jenturra, and THIS is Conspuracy wiener!
An exotic, aesthetically pleasing design for the standout new dinosaur at the time.
Love or hate JPIII, but nobody can deny how it nearly got Spinosaurus as popular as the T. rex for a good while and cemented its status as a mainstream dinosaur.
Hate to sound like a >made the SpinoChad smaller
This got fixed early on after multiple complaints. Picrel >changed its roar
The original sound bytes for Spino's roars were lost in a studio fire. Although why they don't just use samples from YouTube I'll never know, but there was an attempt to mix in some of his sounds in.
Can't defend against the other two, since I roid out my Spinosaurus' genes every time so it won't lose to anything.
JWE sucked but JWE 2 is in the best state its ever been right this second. On par with JPOG.
>I roid out my Spinosaurus' genes every time so it won't lose to anything >JWE sucked but JWE 2 is in the best state its ever been right this second. On par with JPOG.
based
Should I boot it up? Last time I played the story mode was so boring and monotonous having to research the same thing over and over again and reset every map I stopped playing, that was like when it came out.
Absolutely. Enjoy all the new Jurassic Park decorations and the frickhuge square maps.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Whoa.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Other tha the aviary and marine additions, is JWE2 worth buying over 1?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yes. It's what the first game should have been day one.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Are all the DLC worth buying?
11 months ago
Anonymous
I'd say so. I don't really care about the campaigns or maps that come with the bigger ones or anything, but the decorations/buildings are great for cross-era building (like having invisible fences and such) and the included dinosaurs are fantastic.
You can go straight to just building shit, IIRC, but I think most dinosaurs need to be unlocked by cloning one in the campaigns. Or maybe that changed. I dunno. You can find a 100% save file on modsites if you really need to.
Oh, and sandbox lets you get rid of all the scientist crap.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Alright thanks... I'm still having fun in JWE1 so I'm not in a rush
SARAH! SARAH! SARAH HARDING!
H-how many Sarahs do you think are on this island??
ERIC?
BANE?
PLANE?
The tricycloplots still undefeated
humanchuds BTFO
THAT'S TRIPLES
ALAN!
Mister Hammond I think we’re back in business!
>*high pitched raptor screeching*
AUUUGGHHHH GODDAMN!
She looks like Justin Trudeau.
Dr. Grant, I'm Kirby Enterprises.
stop yelling
WHAT?
DOCTOR GRANT SAYS THATS A BAD IDEA
WHAT'S A BAD IDEA?
*the_professional eliminator 3000 roars in the background*
>Dr. Grant says, this is a unfavourable intention.
>the dorky suburban mom trying to find her missing child is... acting like a dorky suburban mom trying to find her missing child?
Love the atmosphere of this movie so much.
Wish the franchise would go back this kind of tone, too.
JP > JP3 > JW >TLW > JW2 > JW3
JP >>> JP3 >> JW >TLW >> JW2 >>> JW3
fixed
>having ANY world movie over ANY park movie
newhomosexual redditscum
Hi Tourists, is this your favorites scene ?
No, my favorite scene is when Mr. Kirby runs out of the plane, sees the Spinosaurus and runs back inside.
In JP1 why did Lex take the flashlight and shine it right in the T-Rexs face, and the proceed to frick up pressing the off button somehow
That scene still pisses me off with how inexplicably moronic she is
That scene is exactly why I don't buy her being into computers.
>why'd that child panic when a giant carnivore was looking at her
>that must mean she's always in a state of panic induced moronation
There's no way a kid in a panic wouldn't immediately shut it off after just figuring out how to turn it on.
do you know how to turn that particular flashlight on/off?
Yes, I do, actually.
It's a PEAK BEAM Systems Maxa Beam searchlight.
It literally just has a button on the top.
looks like it also has a little lock button so you don't need to continually hold the red button to keep it on.
>Lexgays utterly and anally destroyed
Why are girls so stupid, bros?
based flashlight arbiter dispensing his boundless wisdom
ERIC?
BEN?
So we could get this awesome shot of the T-Rex’s eye
Kino
1) She's a child.
2) She's a female.
3) As a female child, she is extremely dependent on men in situations she has no control over. A large prehistoric carnivore would count as a situation out of her control.
12 year olds in the 90s were still innocent children unlike 12 year old zoomers today where they'd have fricked no less than 5 black teenagers already
what the frick are you on about moron
absolutely and positively mindbroken
Consult your nearest psychiatrist
>I CAN'T REACH THE SHOTGUN, SOMEONE HELP, JUST HAND ME THE SHOTGUN SO I CAN KILL THE RAPTOR
>kids: autistically screech and bang on the back of a chair while the other plays a video game
Children are literally the worst part of any movie that isn't Home Alone or Harry Potter
You cannot refute this
Jurassic Park (at least the movie) has always been anti-gun
> BANE? AIRCRAFT?
DOCTOR PAVEL SAYS ITS A BAD IDEA
its also funny to note how there's like six different groups trying to be the ones to force the next epic summer meme
What are the other ones?
shit. just like this one.
Is it possible to re-write the characters acting like absolute morons in JP so the scenes still play out more or less the same, or do these films just sort of hinge on the fact that there needs to be a mong in the group who starts screaming and attracting the velociraptors
Only the first one. The rest requires at least one person to sperg out and ruin everything.
awww he smilin 🙂
cute
JP3 is so fricking bad but god damn I cant deny Spino looks god damn amazing.
I really hate how they destroyed these props instead of putting them in a museum or something. We have museums for “””modern art””” (bananas duct taped to some drywall) but not for important cultural pillars like the actual animatronics used in jurassic park?
Frick israelites.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
WALT
The racist israelites are killing my career!!!!
The Spino should have been back in Jurassic World
It would have mogged the Indomikek
JW films were way too soulless to ever realize Spinochad was a great JP Dino.
The indominus slaughtered a whole herd of brontos and flipped an ank snapping its neck, the spino would have gotten torn to shreds, the indominus wasn’t a real dinosaur it was like a Resident Evil monster.
>we need more teeth
>Claire opens the SpinoChad paddock
>eats Claire
>breaks the neck of the IRex
>throws it's carcass to the Mosasaur lagoon
Spinosaurus being an absolute psycho is why he's my favorite.
tbh they should have brought back the OG kids for the last movie.
The guy kid is a kino actor now.
Give me some amazing raw dinosaur FACTS, Cinemaphile. Do you watch YDAW? highly recommend the channel btw. Anyway Trex had the best vision of any animal in the history of the planet
Here's a fact.
Paleontologists once theorized T. rex used its forearms to tickle each other as a form of foreplay.
Normal human.
Demented pedophile (leftist).
What
Duality of man (male).
WHAT?
BEN?
>Genetically engineered dinosaurs?
>Clandestine islands?
>Missing people?
>I'm going to get to the bottom of this!
>I'm Vesse Jenturra, and THIS is Conspuracy wiener!
We need a prequel of Pvt. Pyle cleaning up the island just after the events of JPIII
>Spinosaurus? Don't care, shoot her
>T-Rex? Give her the meds boyz
>Raptors? Kill em all and take the eggs
>Pteranodon? He'll make a good wall hanger
>Choco?! Taco?!
SQUEAK!
SCREEEEEEUUU!
SKREEEEONK
Why does the spino in jp3 look better than anything in the jurassic world movies?
An exotic, aesthetically pleasing design for the standout new dinosaur at the time.
Love or hate JPIII, but nobody can deny how it nearly got Spinosaurus as popular as the T. rex for a good while and cemented its status as a mainstream dinosaur.
Frick this game
>made the SpinoChad smaller
>changed its roar
>stats are lower than the T-Rex
>hardcoded to get killed by the T-Rex at all times
Hate to sound like a
>made the SpinoChad smaller
This got fixed early on after multiple complaints. Picrel
>changed its roar
The original sound bytes for Spino's roars were lost in a studio fire. Although why they don't just use samples from YouTube I'll never know, but there was an attempt to mix in some of his sounds in.
Can't defend against the other two, since I roid out my Spinosaurus' genes every time so it won't lose to anything.
JWE sucked but JWE 2 is in the best state its ever been right this second. On par with JPOG.
Hate to sound like a redditor on the contrary*
>I roid out my Spinosaurus' genes every time so it won't lose to anything
>JWE sucked but JWE 2 is in the best state its ever been right this second. On par with JPOG.
based
Should I boot it up? Last time I played the story mode was so boring and monotonous having to research the same thing over and over again and reset every map I stopped playing, that was like when it came out.
Absolutely. Enjoy all the new Jurassic Park decorations and the frickhuge square maps.
Whoa.
Other tha the aviary and marine additions, is JWE2 worth buying over 1?
Yes. It's what the first game should have been day one.
Are all the DLC worth buying?
I'd say so. I don't really care about the campaigns or maps that come with the bigger ones or anything, but the decorations/buildings are great for cross-era building (like having invisible fences and such) and the included dinosaurs are fantastic.
Do you need to unlock stuff in JWE2 or can I just go sandbox from the start? I also don't want to deal with the bullshit scientist element.
You can go straight to just building shit, IIRC, but I think most dinosaurs need to be unlocked by cloning one in the campaigns. Or maybe that changed. I dunno. You can find a 100% save file on modsites if you really need to.
Oh, and sandbox lets you get rid of all the scientist crap.
Alright thanks... I'm still having fun in JWE1 so I'm not in a rush
I just read the Jurassic Park book, and the weasley lawyer guy that died on the toilet was actually the most brave and heroic character, wtf bros?
I was so happy when I saw her get swept away by the tidal wave with her dad at the end of Deep Impact.
I only watch for Claire and her hot sister
CUM
>Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word~"
>Mom ?
>grandma starts raping the spinosaurus faster than eminem