Beneath the Escape from the Dawn of the Battle for the War for the Rise of the Conquest of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

Beneath the Escape from the Dawn of the Battle for the War for the Rise of the Conquest of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick is even watching these shitty CGI slopfests and why are there so many?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      monkeys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black people. They think it's the new black panther

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You already made that joke in the other thread.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll do it in every thread and you're gonna seethe at of them

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >any reply other than "based" is seething
            Black person newbie

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It is. You're quite literally seething

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you Black person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tasteless shitbrain normies and nogs eat this slop up, same with capeshit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're not shitty at all. They're legitimately good films.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i do not watch films that are 90% CGI and the main "characters" 100% CGI
        i'd rather just play a video game if that's the case

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then frick off back to Cinemaphile, you troglodyte.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Ape movies are kino thoughever.

      Because they're not shitty at all. They're legitimately good films.

      True.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me. First 2 were very good. 3rd was pushing it, but enjoyable.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dawn is the best one. Why? Bonobo on horseback dual-wielding M249s.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're actually good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's popular
      >I HATE IT
      Typical 'chan contrarian.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked "Rise", but it had problems. "Dawn" was excellent. "War" was a bad film saved by performances. From what I heard of "Kingdom" it sounds like they thought even less of the story conceit, which even "War" took more chances on.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I liked "Rise", but it had problems. "Dawn" was excellent. "War" was a bad film saved by performances
        Rise was decent.
        Dawn was boring.
        War was dogshit. One of the more forgettable franchises.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They probably got some type of vertical integration going on, making all these films relatively cheap.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My friend hasn't seen the first Heston one. Are these slopfests spoiler heavy?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's really nothing to spoil besides the fact that the Planet of the Apes was Earth all along which is just common knowledge even if you've never seen a single planet of the apes movie and it's spoiled by the mere existence of the prequels.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why dont they do it in practical fx like the original

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked them

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it seem like CGI in movies is getting progressively worse lately? Saw a commercial for this and it legit looks like a playstation game cutscene from a decade ago.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Really good CGI has references to work from. Stuff like Starship Troopers and POTC looks so good because there was a mix of practical effects for the computer nerds to work with. SS had full size animatronic warrior bugs and POTC built a big section of ship for the actors to move on. They don't do that anymore because it's cheaper just to film people flailing around in a big green room.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >really good CGI
        My autistic cousin could create CGI better than this shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Outsourcing to streetshitters. This is a shot from Dawn which came out a fricking decade ago.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks uncanny. The issue with CGI is that even the best of it looks uncanny after a couple of years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My gf was watching the Clash of the Titans remake recently and I was struck by how OK the cgi looked compared to modern standards, despite thinking it looked shite at the time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it bad that I enjoy rewatching that one more than the original film (which I also enjoy)?
        I think I just like Medusa a lot, she’s cute.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    very cool concept but the movies seem lame. i need to see apes brutally killing humans and ripping them apart and ape rape scenes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ape rape scenes
      really that's all i want. i want to see hot girls getting raped by the apes
      otherwise what's the point?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty good, I wish the orangutan didn’t die so soon and Proximus got more screentime but I really liked the ending.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proximus should've replaced the Silverback enforcer and been the one to raze the village to the ground. No point in the Sliverback Black person when they immediately go to the final 1-1 with Proximus at the end

      Ending is kino, agreed

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Beneath the Escape from the Dawn of the Battle for the War for the Rise of the Conquest of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
    Of the Apes

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Spark of the Fire of the Burning of the Planet of the Apes

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will this movie set the conditions for the return of Colonel Taylor?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but instead of being played by Charlton Heston he will be played by Laverne Cox

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bring back Roddy McDowell!

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Intelligent human holdouts still exist in the world
    >Apes are very clearly advancing and are starting to form kingdoms (Proximus was a jackass but if there's already a guy like him forming a country out of the ape tribes that are definitely other kings out there who know how to manage their realms)
    >Apes are already starting to acquire advanced human weapons and technology and have members who are smart enough to figure out how to repair or maintain them
    Is this gonna end in another Humanity vs Apes war for domination?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      obviously

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