Berries and cream, berries and cream, I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream.
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Berries and cream, berries and cream, I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream.
Berries and cream, berries and cream, I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream.
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Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68 |
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BERRIES AND CREAM, BERRIES AND CREAM
this guy kys himself in jail
All the info about him on the internet suggests he is a drama professor at some college and knocks points off students' grades if they mention this commercial.
>couldn't retire off berries and cream cash
sad
What cash?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Ferver#:~:text=Jack%20Ferver%20(born%201979)%20is,Berries%20and%20Cream%20Starburst%20commercial.
>Ferver is most known for their dance-theatre shows that examine trauma, otherness, and queerness.[33] In interviews, Ferver has cited Martha Graham and her autobiography Blood Memory as a particular influence in their exploration of concepts like "contraction and release", dark facets of the human psyche, as well as ritual and repetition.[3] Expression of gender and sexuality are central themes throughout Ferver's work. Their piece Two Alike, described as a "psycho-sexual semi-autobiographical choreographic piece" explored their childhood through repetition.
This guy 100% fricks children
I think you might be correct.
>Jack Ferver grew up in rural Wisconsin, U.S., first in Prairie du Sac and later in Sauk City, where they experienced harassment and bullying throughout their youth as "a little gay kid"
lmao
you posted his email, why don't you just ask him
This makes Americans piss themselves with laughter
hahahahahaha
yup its kino
I don't know that you are. I think you're just karmafarming
what the frick was his problem?
At 0:11, his silent gasp is the initial shock of the first spurt, followed by his loud moaning with pleasure as the full orgasm hits.
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His "problem" is that the mention of cream makes him cream in his pants.
>2007
has it really been 16 years already
This was back when TV has SOUL.
If this were made today they would recast him as a black obese trans dragqueen and it would be about how skittles now have hormone blockers. Kek!
(OP)
This was the golden era of absurd commercials, I miss it. This and the Skittles commercial where the kid falls off the rainbow to his death because he questions its reality made me laugh so damn hard back in the day.
>This was the golden era of absurd commercials,
Yes. At the time I hated lolsorandum shit and it pissed me off. Now it seems like pure kino compared to what we have now
We never knew how good we had it.
Yeah I hated it too but now I kinda miss it
This shit still makes me laugh
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For me it was those satellite TV commercials where this guy was married to a hot but insecure blonde marionette (literally a puppet on strings) who felt inadequate and needed him to tell her he still found her attractive despite going "wireless". Swear I'm not making that up.
I fricking forgot about that, kek. I think it would have been funnier if it were an actual puppet instead of CGI
It was definitely a pronounced trend.
Berries? Berries and what else?
americans are so brainwashed that they look fondly on propaganda they watched as children. there's even a holiday where they watch a sporting event and then become overjoyed about the advertising
that’s what makes america great
Superbowl commercials haven't been funny since the 2000s
>americans
People everywhere feel nostalgia for all kinds of things.
HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH IT?!?
>HAHA EBIN 6 MILLY israeliteS!!!
You have to genuinely be mentally ill to watch that and think of israelites. Rent fricking free.
I saw a prog journo say the coomer wojak was antisemitic, because he looks "vaguely semitic/israeli"/or has "vaguely semtic/israeli features", and there's the thing with the Harry Potter goblins, so morons on both sides that see israelites every they look
I still sing this sometimes
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Blueberry pie and ice cream, blueberry pie and ice cream, I'm a chocolatier that loves blueberry pie and ice cream.
commercial kinos??
Oh god damn it the song started playing in my head as soon as I saw the thumbnail
Filmbrain ass mf
Uh, you don't get to bring berries
I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream, you're just gonna have to deal with it