Best advice on breaking into “the Biz”?
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KWAB.
SUMMER OF 92'
WOLFKEK
>life has hammered me yet let me fly
Just like in 92
Why are you talking like a twitch kiddie?
>Doesn't know the KWAB
>Doesn't know what happened in the Hot steaming summer of 92'
newbie detected. Go back homosexual
Get a crowbar and wirecutters.
Does standing out from the pack still work?
Suck israelite wiener
is the rape stuff with this guy just the wrestling version of sneed?
Formerly consent
no he was actually raped at gunpoint in 1992
Drink lean and listen to classic iPhone alarm sounds
KWAB
>be a software engineer for the last 8 years
>quit job to take a few months off of just hanging out (have a few hundred thousand saved from last company's IPO)
>start applying for jobs again
>can't get past first interview
lads I'm becoming a little nervous. I thought it'd be simple for me to get a job
ive got an iq in the 150s and ivy league pedigree and i cant get past the roastie HR interview so im going to starve to death
>ivy league pedigree
nice way of saying your grandfather went to Columbia and you didnt
I wouldn't hire you either nobody cares what your IQ test says I scored over top 3% of the country on my tests and I showed up drunk finished first and never double checked my answers. Tests are almost meaningless and I would be surprised to hear the HR roastie cares less about your little tests than me so don't blame that.
I was too 1% of the UK in the late 80s
I did horribly at school but I’m a tech millionaire now.
I wouldn’t say the tests are meaningless, but most people can’t convert their results into real life benefits
Pics or didn't happen.
i'm a billionaire, my dad is president of the eu and my mother is the queen of japan
oh it's another hapa incel just lying on the internet episode
>when girls frick up life the worst way possible they get a party with all their friends and family to shower them with gifts so they don't have to take responsibility from jump street
Men get a girl pregnant and we get child support for life. Society.
homosexual i dont list my iq score on the CV
god what a salty scumbag
futhermore if i listed it on the cv, thus pissing off the roastie HR why would she invite me for an interview?
NO WAY IN HELL this dipshit is actually top 3% no fricking way
I started at coinbase 2 years ago.
When I got the offer the HR girl told me that the female panelists had expressed some concerns with my candidacy and how I speak to women.
At the time I was told that I would be receiving some training to help with this when I joined but no one has ever brought it up since.
is coinbase going under?
Probably not
This is like the bursting of the dot com bubble back in y2k.
A lot of the “also rans” are getting weeded out
This is what I’m afraid of. I made 10 years of salary when the place I work got bought but I’m worried that if I ever take a break I’ll never get back in.
I’m 40 now and the idea of some 23 year old Asian in plaid and a beanie telling me I’m “not what [they]re looking for” is too galling, even as a hypothetical.
don't do this to me bro. i left my job in jan and just started looking last week. the market was so hot so i just waited. please don't tell me it's cooling off
Things will never go back to normal
Dude. Get back in now and make sure you wear your best wagie smile.
Not only is the whole market cooling off for hiring (Stock market and interest rates made money tight), the market was so hot before they companies over hired and now they are starting to lay people off.
Last in first out is a real thing
i know so many people who got 40% raises by switching...why did i wait so long
You did it in the wrong order you dumb frick, you get a job, then quit your old job and give yourself 3 months vacation. Employers smell the desperation.
Most companies want you to start in 2 weeks not 3 months. They would probably rescind the offer and give it to the next guy if you asked for that.
You could try living somewhere where they can't just tear up a written contract because they're impatient.
it's called at will employment you homosexual. even if that wasn't the case they could easily rescind the offer saying they need someone sooner
Why would you quit a job without having another job lined up?
>noooooo you need to be working constantly until you die
imagine not having enough savings to relax some while you still have your health
>i drink wine and listen to jazz
weird way to say he's finally off the roids
>gets so stressed out plugging in a microwave that he starts popping xanax.
>raped so hard his legs turn into a picasso painting
lol
he said he does shitty movies so he can get medical insurance with the actor's guild
i don't think plugging in a microwave counts as DIY
Oh, you just don't even know. Last week I had to sharpen a pencil - BY HAND!
I'm only just now recuperating from the ordeal. Thoughts and prayers greatly appreciated, senpai.
Big daddy cuck is such an embarrassment
Kek what a Kwab
His right leg isn't straight
>His right leg isn't straight
neither is his ass
>tries coming at the king
>gets exposed as a b***h
KWAB
Kek
What
A
Raped
Bitch
KWARB?
Dude lied about being a millionaire on Cinemaphile now he's upset lol
this geek has been virtue signaling for years and all he gets are direct to video z list trash
KWAB
Autistic people really are just as disgusting as the physically deformed. You believe because you scored some arbitrary number on your little test you're entitled to work for someone even though your personality is dogshit? Clueless subhumans, I would like to get rid of you like any other moron.
>twitter post
Frick off.
I wonder why he didn't get hired
Kevin was always based
Go to bed Kevin. Your chicken legs are helping you no more
I hope AEWtrannies are not here, Cinemaphile is strict Echad board.
i havent had a job for a year
applied for one
got an interview
got accepted same day
I just graduated with shitty grades with a finance degree, havent applied for any jobs yet, really just want anything related to the degree and don't care about moving up a corporate ladder, am I fricked? I am in Tejas
>Tejas
nice, how's it fly?
kabbalah