Best defense against 30 Days of Night vampires?

Small arms fire seems to do almost nothing, they're clearly a cut above almost any other vamp type, with the exception of maybe the Reapers from Blade II.

I could imagine even just a hundred of them easily wiping out a major city.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Best defense against 30 Days of Night vampires?
    Move to Florida

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this right here. stupid fricks live in an area that is dark for a month and no outside access.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    UV lights apparently.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loved this movie as a kid, and still do

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >as a kid
      >2007

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was a 12 year old kid, yes

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey chin up buster, they say the late bloomers end up better off.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Stake and some garlic

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie sucks lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty Kino you'll have to name your reasons otherwise you're a gay homosexual

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are most the vampires israelites?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Click pause, then stop. Then go "Oh wait... I'm moronic. Vampires aren't real!" and go out for a walk and get some ice cream.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Click pause, then stop. Then go "Oh wait... I'm moronic. Vampires aren't real!" and go out for a walk and get some ice cream.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of the only things i remember about this movie is an aerial shot of vamps killing citizens, but they were like... windmilling them? spinning around and beyblading them to death? it's a quick, dim scene though, i probably just misinterpreted what i was seeing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but they were like... windmilling them? spinning around and beyblading them to death?
      lmao this is why the theater experience is absolute trash and rightfully dying, they're way too fricking dark and you can't see shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm gonna look it up on youtube and report back

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm gonna look it up on youtube and report back

        report: it's nothing like i remember at all, besides the viewpoint and the blood on the snow
        I seem to recall being pretty tired, who knows

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          In a dark theater, I could honestly see how

          Only remember this aerial shot

          would look like beyblading.. It's just a bunch of dudes zipping around and some other dudes spinining on the ground.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only remember this aerial shot

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah for some reason i remembered this shot as having a lot of fleeing townsfolk while really fast vampires apprehend them and instantly create a burst of blood

        it's far less cartoonish. maybe i'm thinking of something else

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why were they killing everyone again? What are they going to do for food next winter

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's great until the "just fight the curse" ending.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The popes exorcist.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You submit

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shotguns absolutely fricked them
    Sure some of them got back up but I specifically remember one vampire getting his entire head blown apart by the snowplough guy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guns really do break most fantasy creatures. To the point writers need to go out of their way to explain why a 12 gauge doesn't solve the entire problem.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Under pressure even simple things like a pump shotgun can go wrong I wouldn't want to fight these caps no matter how I was armed

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember walking out of the theatre after this and someone behind me loudly said "That was worse than Dracula 3000". I thought the movie was good though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      On the real tho, Dracula 3000 is such a shit film.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Best defense against 30 Days of Night vampires?

    Step 1: Join them.
    Step 2: Frick pale monster girl puss forever and ever.
    Step 3: Profit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/QXARZbz.jpg

      Small arms fire seems to do almost nothing, they're clearly a cut above almost any other vamp type, with the exception of maybe the Reapers from Blade II.

      I could imagine even just a hundred of them easily wiping out a major city.

      Apply for Ben Foster's position in hebrew.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hamas

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hide in one of the houses in the first week and hope they don't find you. Wait for a particularly snowy day where visibility is low and noise is high and then just leave town. No idea where you would go, but living out in the wilderness and trying to survive off the land is better than staying in town and starving or being found

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      > wilderness and trying to survive off the land
      It’s the arctic circle. In winter.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are all the vampires asian?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's no accident they chose a town full of Godless heathens to slaughter

    Not even a single church in town

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no garlic either. Alaska sounds like Hell. Or vampire heaven, depending on your POV.

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