I'll never get you people. It tastes disgusting and makes you feel like shit. Even the people in the images that get posted look miserable except for maybe Mads in Druk
>You don't know how to drink. Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it's good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it's what men do.
seriously what ive thought just about anytime i see homosexuals who can't hold their frickin liquor, im only mid 30s and fricks sake people dunno how to be a decent frickin alcoholic nowadays
I'll never get you people. It tastes disgusting and makes you feel like shit. Even the people in the images that get posted look miserable except for maybe Mads in Druk
i don't get how we're still having this conversation and some people haven't accepted that different drugs effect everyone differently.
>It tastes disgusting
moron. Many do taste bad, like almost all beer, but no drink on earth comes close to how good whisky can be. Also, it really doesn't make you feel like shit at all.
I'll never get you people. It tastes disgusting and makes you feel like shit. Even the people in the images that get posted look miserable except for maybe Mads in Druk
there are almost unlimited ways you can make a wienertail, saying "it tastes disgusting" is just lack of imagination/being a pussy
I get other reasons to not drink (perhaps you can't handle it or you become and alcoholic or whatever) but the taste argument is just stupid
Based, alcohol is shit, literally makes you feel like shit always and barely makes you feel good when it does
Do people really get sad or angry while drunk? I always thought alcohol is a go-happy drink, at least from my experience where I grin like an autist. Then again, I even while sober I'm unnaturally happy
I used to be nice after alcohol but I started to have episodes of starting fights and shit. Two weeks ago I supposedly started to choke out someone who threw a joke at me and also punched my mate when he tried to pull me off but I don't remember it at all. It's weird because I'm a meek person but it's probably years of repressed anger coming out.
I always get happy when drunk, even when i get sad, if that makes sense. I drink once or twice a week and frankly I feel like those are the only times that i feel relaxed and like i actually like life. But i've known people that easily gets mad when angry. Alcohol uninhibits you, so whatever shit you do when drunk, it came out of somewhere, unless it's mixed with pills, which in that case, the pills probably did something.
I've also seen people, including myself get a nasty streak on wine, but that's always verbally. Don't think anyone ever started a physical fight while under the influence of wine. I get nasty when I've skipped three or four meals and don't hydrate.
You get more relaxed. The rest depends on your current mood.
I personally never get angry when drunk, instead it calms me down a lot. But that's just me, other people are affected by it differently.
It also helps that I drink once a month and never blacked out, despite having drunk 1.5l of scotch once.
i actually managed to cry last week while 8 beers deep and listening to this.
i've never actually druk cried before that. honestly did not feel good at all, completely worthless tears. sober tears are the only honest tears in my book.
good music and lyrics but i frickin hate that homosexual's voice, like he's got a mouth full of cum or something, fricking enunciate you half moronic homosexual frick
he sounds like he's trying to be a mumble rap Black person
2 years ago
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i think he's just gotten lazy as he's gotten older. listen to Ghosts of The Great Highway or April if you want to hear him actually put in effort. or even go back to Red House Painters. i dunno, i think he's the last great American songwriter.
2 years ago
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BLUE CRAB CAKES
2 years ago
Anonymous
yes. i think Benji is overrated, but Ben's My Friend is one of his best songs. one of those cases of popular things actually being popular for a reason.
2 years ago
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I think it’s perfect rated, honestly (having listened to his whole discog). really a unique and overall cohesively compelling album
2 years ago
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nothing tops April for me, but that was the first Kozelek album i heard, so that might factor into it.
2 years ago
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think you need to listen to some eels
2 years ago
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maybe i will.
2 years ago
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hellyeah dude, one of my favorite artists, consistently makes good stuff, almost always has more than a few great tracks every elbum
It really depends on how I'm already feeling. If I start drinking in a good mood, I'm likely to stay in a good mood. If I'm already annoyed or pissed off, it's probably just going to get worse. Most of all though, it just makes me tired.
>Do people really get sad or angry while drunk? I always thought alcohol is a go-happy drink
It depends on the person. Some people are amazing to hang out with drunk. Others are a complete mess.
I never really get sad or angry just super happy but it doesn't mean I won't do or say something completely moronic at some point even if it's with a big grin on my face.
There are a lot of variables: youth, exposure to sun, binging or relaxing, liquor, wine, or beer, man or woman, have you eaten or not. But as a rule of thumb: older people are less aggresive. They either get melancholic or happy. Might have to do with the hormones slowing down and having less insecurities. Older people getting drunk gives you a clearer image of where they are at in life. With younger people it's more about hormones and inexperience.
i can understand not drinking liquor but not drinking beer is fricking pathetic. i go through like four non-alcoholic beers a day because i love the taste to much
I’m at work at 9 AM at the car wash with 3 old geezers and already had 6 shots of vodka and some weed.
Alcohol is your last and only friend in a dying Black personfied pozzed shithole
An occasional dram of decent scotch (or any other whiskey for that matter) at the end of the day is a nice way to relax, anon. You don't have to drink to the point of being shitfaced, or even tipsy if you don't want to. Nor do you have to drink absolute rotgut.
I'll grant you that it can be an acquired taste - I didn't like it much at all when I was younger - but once you learn to get past the flavor of the alcohol itself (which can be mitigated by buying actual quality spirits, and not a plastic handle of Captain Morgan), you'll find that there are actually a lot of other flavors hanging out. I do avoid clear spirits where I can though. Drinking a neutral flavored spirit and masking it with soda or juice or what have you seems like a waste of time to me, but to each their own.
Based.
I occasionally drink almost any form of alcohol but I'm basically forced by others because I don't want to look like a weak homosexual in their presence. It does taste like shit. All of it. Especially beer. It feels like a miserable brew for third worlders or masochists.
Do you actually enjoy drinking it? Is it that good to you that you'd drink gallons while no one else is with you? It tastes like piss amd again, maestro you feel like a miserable medieval peasant
there are just times when it's perfect. if I'm parched on a summer day, I will sometimes open the fridge and instantly down a cold beer. something really refreshing about it. if I'm out though, I prefer to switch to something stronger after about 5 pints because it's just too gassy to drink for long periods of time. also I come from working class family so it's likely in my blood that feeling like a peasant comes natural, no need for beer to do that.
I love a beer after doing a couple of hours of working outdoors in the sun. It hits you differently than chugging down beers in a bar. Nobody likes the taste of beer initially.
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Beer is definitely an acquired taste. Same way when I was a kid I hated grapefruit. I love the taste of them now though. I think pilsners are probably my favorite type of beer.
it's called strawpedo method. the bend in the straw makes like a vacuum that makes the liquid come through easier. kinda like if you're siphoning fuel out a car.
it's pretty easy to do, I'd try it with a beer first though because it will frick your stomach up and make you pissed instantly if you try it with anything stronger.
2 years ago
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Thanks for tip but thought of that already. I imagine it's a similar trick to shotgunning beercans, except with bottles.
2 years ago
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shotgunning a beer is probably harder because of the pressure but I warn you because I had the smart idea of doing it with 2 bottles of red wine one night before going out and I'd also just eaten a load of hot dogs. the wine and the hot dogs were all in the sink about 5 minutes later and I did not have fun cleaning it up.
He squishes the straw, there's no more air coming through that, so that's bullshit. He's also jabbing the bottle opening with the straw, I think, but I can't make it out.
Footage of my life shot from an Obamaphone from the MetroPCS store next to the liquor store that's out of minutes but you already traded all your EBT for cash and spent it on sleeves of smirnoff root beer 100 proof nips because it's more alcohol per dollar than the pints but it's cool because you can sell your ps3 to the gamestop for $25 but you need a ride to get there so you should grab a few games in case you need to pay them for gas
My uncle drank a litre of whisky a day for decades. I never even saw him get drunk. I'd be falling all over the place and pissing myself if I did that.
That's the effect of increasing tolerance. I often wake up and go for an eye-opener and find that the 40-pounder I started yesterday afternoon is empty. You don't know how drunk you are.
jesus the worst i ever got a was a liter of j&b every five days. and those were some hellish days where i actually got withdrawals. shit, good luck, bro.
Hey man, why don't you just stop. You know, look at alcohol and then just decide "not today, I'm really not interested". Then you can go and take up an exciting new hobby, tell all your friends about it. Shit would be so cash fr fr
>It shrinks my liver, doesn't it, Nat? It pickles my kidneys. Yes. But what does it do to my mind? It tosses the sandbags overboard so the balloon can soar. Suddenly, I'm above the ordinary. I'm competent, supremely competent. I'm walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. I'm one of the great ones. I'm Michelangelo molding the beard of Moses. I'm Van Gogh, painting pure sunlight. I'm Horowitz, playing the Emperor Concerto. I'm John Barrymore before the movies got him by the throat. I'm Jesse James and his two brothers, all three of them. I'm W. Shakespeare. And out there it's not Third Avenue any longer. It's the Nile, Nat. The Nile and down it moves the barge of Cleopatra. Come here. Purple the sails, and so perfumed that the winds were love-sick with them; the oars were silver, Which to the tune of flutes kept stroke
You feel good when drinking but when you get old it just makes you feel tired. You're in a good mood, but knackered. Can't be bothered to do anything, even basic things like walk downstairs. And also you're dying. Please weigh that against the pleasure you have when young.
>Your family will care if you want to have one.
Funnily enough, that's why I started drinking in the first place. I know I'm going to die alone anyway, so why not enjoy the ride?
the whole point of his character is to show how destructive alcohol is and for you to not be like this you dumb Black folk
the actual actor never drank on set once
Judging by the comma, it's probably moronic euro standard of ABW instead of ABV
>Judging by the comma, it's probably moronic euro standard of ABW instead of ABV
I'm from Poland, our beer has both written on it, but nobody cares about ABW. If you for some reason started using it in polite company you might eng up getting beaten up for it.
Anyway
2.8 ABW computes to ~3.5 ABV
So that would at least check with those floompy, lemonade beer mixes, those have around 3.5 - 4%
>maybe these new beer lemonades shit
[...] >Judging by the comma, it's probably moronic euro standard of ABW instead of ABV
I'm from Poland, our beer has both written on it, but nobody cares about ABW. If you for some reason started using it in polite company you might eng up getting beaten up for it.
Anyway
2.8 ABW computes to ~3.5 ABV
So that would at least check with those floompy, lemonade beer mixes, those have around 3.5 - 4%
it's just a weaker version of normal beer that you can buy a grocery stores. Since it's 2,8% ABV it's really cheap bc of no alcohol tax. I am swedish
No why would they. Buy how much beer you want, no one cares
2 years ago
Anonymous
Dunno I heard they somehow track how much booze you buy and when they decide excess you get social workers on your ass.
2 years ago
Anonymous
lmao no, absolutely not. They can only refuse to sell if you show up super drunk
>2.8% ABV
Jesus Christ, even in Utah the minimum is 3.2
It's alright if you just want to have a cold beer but not get drunk before work or something
2 years ago
Anonymous
What about alcohol stock up runs to the balts for cheaper booze? That's also a myth?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I dunno about the balts, but there are regular ferry trips to my city and they're full of swedes too drunk to even leave the shore. Dunno if they are just drinking on the ferry, or are allowed to buy tax free and bring it with them.
2 years ago
Anonymous
We buy it tax free and bring it with us on the way back 🙂
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nah, Finland, Denmark and also germany are popular destinations for buying alcohol. I have drank a lot of "smuggle booze". Would buy more if I had a car
Alright, I'm Polish if it makes a difference and going off what my friend who went to live in Copenhagen said what the Dansk say about you. Personally never met a Swede in my life. My previous question now gets me, why would they make that policing shit up?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Idk, this is the first time I've ever heard that "rumor" about police coming if you buy too much booze. Maybe news got wrongly translated somewhere or bc danes are just stupid
2 years ago
Anonymous
Well no matter I guess, thanks for clearing it up. Na zdrowie.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ha en bra kväll polacken
2 years ago
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Nah, Finland, Denmark and also germany are popular destinations for buying alcohol. I have drank a lot of "smuggle booze". Would buy more if I had a car
I've got this whiskey glass at home. The Italian company that Ridley Scott got it from for the film is still around, and will make one from hand blown crystal. Pretty rad.
It is. I ordered two, one for my buddy in Cali as well. He's a big Blade Runner fan like I am, so he added it to the little shrine he has with the shot glasses, a spinner he painted, and a replica Blaster from Tomenosuke.
Whiskey is also an acquired taste. I live in KY, so bourbon is my thing personally. I don't blame people that don't have a taste for it, cause I def didn't when I was young. I can't drink Scotch though(Johnny Walker being Deckards choice)it tastes pretty awful to me. Never had tequila cream. I like tequila in mixed drinks but I'd say that's about it. Rum is something I want to try more of.
Tequila cream is good. Even when I smell whiskey and tequila, I already now I'm not going to like it. Never realized there was a difference between Scotch and Bourbon. I like the whole culture around it, but it's just not for me. Some things you learn to appreciate, but Whiskey's not my thing.
Of course you are going to make it, just take it one day at a time and if you relapse then my challenge to you is to every time go one more day sober than the last
drinking that hard mtn dew shit right now and it's got me thinking, if i just drink booze that i hate the taste of, will that keep me from drinking too much? i fricking hate gin, should i just drink gin?
sad drunk >you hear everyone saying were gonna do and this and gonna do that, well what do you think, what do you REALLY THINK? >bites turkey leg
also angry drunk on superbowl sunday >every b***h ASS motherfrickin factory worker is gonna go down like that too b***h MOTHERFRICKER >i will never BE like you, FRICKIN job workin 40 hour MOTHERFRICKER you can go to FRICKING hell
That's because you've never had flavoured Grappas, a good quality honey-vodka or some shit monks used to make.
My Uncle used to work in a Monastery near Florence and some of the distillates they made are the best alcoholic substance I've ever tasted in my life.
all just depends on set and setting for me >sat at home
bottle of wine >sunny day outside
pint of beer >friday after a long shit and miserable week
bottle of whiskey
i work four tens during the week and get wasted on the weekends. i really wonder how long i can keep getting away with it. i'm waiting with baited breathe for the long-term medical ramifications. i can't keep getting away with it.
>hitting the fast-forward button on your own time off from work
try going sober on your days off and drinking on work nights
it'll change your fricking life, I go through the motions and delete a work week in what feels like two days while weekends stretch out for what feels like five days
some people can make this work though and some can't, you should dip your toe in the water slowly
I work in a hospital so I've still got to wear a mask, I honestly don't know in your situation
perhaps just use a mask and say you've got an auto-immune disease
>I work in a hospital
holy shit, is it really you?https://youtu.be/f_JygUgiweI
2 years ago
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i've got a coworker who wears two masks constantly and now you've got me wondering. also >work in a hospital
holy shit he does exist.
kek
2 years ago
Anonymous
i've got a coworker who wears two masks constantly and now you've got me wondering. also >work in a hospital
holy shit he does exist.
I'm not a doctor and besides that the nurses/doctors arrive in plain clothes and scrub up in locker rooms around each unit
I've shown up to work drunk from the night before on four hours of sleep but never been ballsy enough to just drink right before I go in
now i'm thinking about my coworker who constantly drinks diet coke. he has a bottle of water people are always joking is vodka. in every joke there is some truth ya know.
I work in a hospital so I've still got to wear a mask, I honestly don't know in your situation
perhaps just use a mask and say you've got an auto-immune disease
[...]
I'm not a doctor and besides that the nurses/doctors arrive in plain clothes and scrub up in locker rooms around each unit
I've shown up to work drunk from the night before on four hours of sleep but never been ballsy enough to just drink right before I go in
scp foundation- mr. bruh (state: euclid, a bit drunk)
Can anyone recommend another song to listen to while drunk? for me it's the sisters of mercy this corrosion - top tier Rock Britanic and a very good movie also top tier gigachad 100/100 totally recommended.
Strong men don't need the approval from a literal movie scene to be ok with their drinking.
Strong men don't drink to escape, they celebrate.
Strong men allow themselves to become weak in the moment with alcohol to celebrate their moments and even that is optional.
Strong men never shame others into drinking, or worse starting to drink because they can't bear the misery alone.
None of you are real men. You're all cowardly weak boys pretending to be strong men on an anonymous website while getting even weaker by the day. Sit down and reflect upon your weakness instead next time before you post.
These threads always seem to attract the worst kind of neets who never experienced cracking open a cold one after an honest day's work so they come here to lash out their frustrations because they will never own anything or have a family. If you don't understand drinking, you never worked a day in your life.
morons that drink shouldn't even come near children, or ever have a family. Nice parenting and example you're setting for future generations you absolute double blasted Black person. have a nice day. >after an honest day's work
You're a literal alcoholic, a shit parent, a shit husband and a weak stupid loser that escapes into booze like a parasite. That's the only honest thing here. I'm the one here that works an honest day 5/2 to support a family and I don't need to wallow in a literal poison down my throat like you. The self-entitled arrogance. have a nice day.
>morons that drink shouldn't even come near children, or ever have a family. Nice parenting and example you're setting for future generations you absolute double blasted Black person. have a nice day. You're a literal alcoholic, a shit parent, a shit husband and a weak stupid loser that escapes into booze like a parasite. That's the only honest thing here. I'm the one here that works an honest day 5/2 to support a family and I don't need to wallow in a literal poison down my throat like you. The self-entitled arrogance. have a nice day.
Look at him now he did it properly this time like he doesn't care, what's wrong buddy your balls got a little tightened up when you realized you fricked your sojpost before? hahahah
DRUK threads also have less (you)'s. Alcohol has the reputation of being a social lubricant. But when you combine alcohol with the anonimity of posting here, you'll notice the opposite: everbybody goes off and does more or less their own thing.
Pretty good. I'm five beers in, but I already did all of my chores for the day. Busy with a chili con carne, did the prep already. Working the weekendshift. So hungry. Last weekend and then I've got a two week holiday coming up. The booze is hit and miss. I've managed to build my life around it somewhat. But at a certain age you need to slow down a bit. Age catches up with us all, but when you're a boozehound you need to be a bit more alert. I want to be around for a bit longer.
And the bottle looks like plastic when he puts it on the table. Plus the exaggerated reactions from the two girls and the guy who is filming knows where he needs to film. The protagonist looks handsome and not like a party animal. He was probably an aspiring magician trying to pull some Copperfield shit.
>implying Superman's Kryptonian physiology would be susceptible to ethanol intoxication
Hack writing
He's this way because he accidentally ingests artificial kryptonite, moron. And of course, a shit movie has shit writing, homosexual.
I'll never get you people. It tastes disgusting and makes you feel like shit. Even the people in the images that get posted look miserable except for maybe Mads in Druk
>You don't know how to drink. Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it's good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it's what men do.
seriously what ive thought just about anytime i see homosexuals who can't hold their frickin liquor, im only mid 30s and fricks sake people dunno how to be a decent frickin alcoholic nowadays
Wrong scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VpgEHsPc7I
great little scene
Fricking betagay, getting ;;_-faced is one of the greatest feels
So these are the "people" telling me about how women are. Only one guy out of 7 in that thread was right. So only about 14% of the info is correct.
You’re a child with child tastes, and were labeled as such. Simple as.
>It tastes disgusting
babymouth
babby drink apple juice
Based, alcohol is shit, literally makes you feel like shit always and barely makes you feel good when it does
>Based, alcohol is shit, literally makes you feel like shit always and barely makes you feel good when it does
i don't get how we're still having this conversation and some people haven't accepted that different drugs effect everyone differently.
Hey Phil go back to get your ass kicked in UFC
Sorry homosexual, being drunk is fun and there's plenty of stuff that will get you there while tasting good.
it doesn't taste disgusting if you're above the age of like 14
>It tastes disgusting
moron. Many do taste bad, like almost all beer, but no drink on earth comes close to how good whisky can be. Also, it really doesn't make you feel like shit at all.
My God! she is unimaginably cute.
>even the chinkposter is a drukchad
imagine being this pathetic
there are almost unlimited ways you can make a wienertail, saying "it tastes disgusting" is just lack of imagination/being a pussy
I get other reasons to not drink (perhaps you can't handle it or you become and alcoholic or whatever) but the taste argument is just stupid
>it tastes disgusting and makes you feel like shit
Stop drinking swill then, and stop drinking to excess.
based moderation scotch whisky drinkers have a dram
Do people really get sad or angry while drunk? I always thought alcohol is a go-happy drink, at least from my experience where I grin like an autist. Then again, I even while sober I'm unnaturally happy
I used to be nice after alcohol but I started to have episodes of starting fights and shit. Two weeks ago I supposedly started to choke out someone who threw a joke at me and also punched my mate when he tried to pull me off but I don't remember it at all. It's weird because I'm a meek person but it's probably years of repressed anger coming out.
I always get happy when drunk, even when i get sad, if that makes sense. I drink once or twice a week and frankly I feel like those are the only times that i feel relaxed and like i actually like life. But i've known people that easily gets mad when angry. Alcohol uninhibits you, so whatever shit you do when drunk, it came out of somewhere, unless it's mixed with pills, which in that case, the pills probably did something.
Easily gets angry or mad when drunk*, not even drinking, but now I want to.
I Think the angry part may have something to do with a sugar deficit. It's also more related to spirits or liquor than it is to beer.
I've also seen people, including myself get a nasty streak on wine, but that's always verbally. Don't think anyone ever started a physical fight while under the influence of wine. I get nasty when I've skipped three or four meals and don't hydrate.
You get more relaxed. The rest depends on your current mood.
I personally never get angry when drunk, instead it calms me down a lot. But that's just me, other people are affected by it differently.
It also helps that I drink once a month and never blacked out, despite having drunk 1.5l of scotch once.
I repress my emotions habitually, so when I get drunk they all come out.
i actually managed to cry last week while 8 beers deep and listening to this.
i've never actually druk cried before that. honestly did not feel good at all, completely worthless tears. sober tears are the only honest tears in my book.
good music and lyrics but i frickin hate that homosexual's voice, like he's got a mouth full of cum or something, fricking enunciate you half moronic homosexual frick
don't be mean to Mark Kozelek he's doing the best he can every day. unfortunately he won't stop eating so he'll never release his new album.
he sounds like he's trying to be a mumble rap Black person
i think he's just gotten lazy as he's gotten older. listen to Ghosts of The Great Highway or April if you want to hear him actually put in effort. or even go back to Red House Painters. i dunno, i think he's the last great American songwriter.
BLUE CRAB CAKES
yes. i think Benji is overrated, but Ben's My Friend is one of his best songs. one of those cases of popular things actually being popular for a reason.
I think it’s perfect rated, honestly (having listened to his whole discog). really a unique and overall cohesively compelling album
nothing tops April for me, but that was the first Kozelek album i heard, so that might factor into it.
think you need to listen to some eels
maybe i will.
hellyeah dude, one of my favorite artists, consistently makes good stuff, almost always has more than a few great tracks every elbum
whoawhoawhoawhoa
are you guys insulting mark?
It really depends on how I'm already feeling. If I start drinking in a good mood, I'm likely to stay in a good mood. If I'm already annoyed or pissed off, it's probably just going to get worse. Most of all though, it just makes me tired.
Drink allows you to let go of your feelings. I guess being drunk shows a person who he really is.
>Do people really get sad or angry while drunk? I always thought alcohol is a go-happy drink
It depends on the person. Some people are amazing to hang out with drunk. Others are a complete mess.
I never really get sad or angry just super happy but it doesn't mean I won't do or say something completely moronic at some point even if it's with a big grin on my face.
There are a lot of variables: youth, exposure to sun, binging or relaxing, liquor, wine, or beer, man or woman, have you eaten or not. But as a rule of thumb: older people are less aggresive. They either get melancholic or happy. Might have to do with the hormones slowing down and having less insecurities. Older people getting drunk gives you a clearer image of where they are at in life. With younger people it's more about hormones and inexperience.
it amplifies whatever mood you're in
happy + booze = WHAT A LIFE
rage + booze = fist fights
depression + booze = ACK!
Being sober is shit but being dead is too dramatic. Existing in a semi-poisoned state is a comfortable middle ground.
i can understand not drinking liquor but not drinking beer is fricking pathetic. i go through like four non-alcoholic beers a day because i love the taste to much
Child or taste let detected I’ll bet you drink a lot of soda.
I’m at work at 9 AM at the car wash with 3 old geezers and already had 6 shots of vodka and some weed.
Alcohol is your last and only friend in a dying Black personfied pozzed shithole
An occasional dram of decent scotch (or any other whiskey for that matter) at the end of the day is a nice way to relax, anon. You don't have to drink to the point of being shitfaced, or even tipsy if you don't want to. Nor do you have to drink absolute rotgut.
I'll grant you that it can be an acquired taste - I didn't like it much at all when I was younger - but once you learn to get past the flavor of the alcohol itself (which can be mitigated by buying actual quality spirits, and not a plastic handle of Captain Morgan), you'll find that there are actually a lot of other flavors hanging out. I do avoid clear spirits where I can though. Drinking a neutral flavored spirit and masking it with soda or juice or what have you seems like a waste of time to me, but to each their own.
There are plenty of vodka that are great straight up. Stolichnaya with one or two icecubes is a cheap-ish place to start
>captcha: kys hx
Also, all flavoured vodka are shit swill-tier. Avoid at all costs and just flavour it yourself if you like vanilla so much.
gay.
Based.
I occasionally drink almost any form of alcohol but I'm basically forced by others because I don't want to look like a weak homosexual in their presence. It does taste like shit. All of it. Especially beer. It feels like a miserable brew for third worlders or masochists.
>It does taste like shit. All of it. Especially beer.
wtf is wrong with you guys
Do you actually enjoy drinking it? Is it that good to you that you'd drink gallons while no one else is with you? It tastes like piss amd again, maestro you feel like a miserable medieval peasant
*and
*makes
there are just times when it's perfect. if I'm parched on a summer day, I will sometimes open the fridge and instantly down a cold beer. something really refreshing about it. if I'm out though, I prefer to switch to something stronger after about 5 pints because it's just too gassy to drink for long periods of time. also I come from working class family so it's likely in my blood that feeling like a peasant comes natural, no need for beer to do that.
I love a beer after doing a couple of hours of working outdoors in the sun. It hits you differently than chugging down beers in a bar. Nobody likes the taste of beer initially.
Beer is definitely an acquired taste. Same way when I was a kid I hated grapefruit. I love the taste of them now though. I think pilsners are probably my favorite type of beer.
there are several in The Lost Weekend
Kino.
TRY THE WINE
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
ALRIGHT????
TRY THE RAPE
HAVE ANOTHER -UNNY
Mean Streets
This movie had the most fricking wacky bar-fight scenes in all of serious gangster movies I have watch. Scorseses worst for me
frick yeah
t. tbr schmitt gay
We want the finest wines available to humanity.
Came here to say anything from Withnail
Why does Britain always look like a depressing shit hole no matter what decade a movie is filmed in from there? Has it never had a good times?
Britain has always been a depressing shithole. That used to keep us Brits content as it kept the foreigners away. But now that no longer works.
technically this
Deafening Chief Goldenretreiver
Keep glugging until you feel sick, then stop. Then feel drunk as hell, then go and enjoy something socially.
for me, it’s driving
if I didn't throw up so much I'd do this all the time
Nobody drinks booze like that. It literally burns the mouth.
You sure about that, big boy?
I did a few times when my drinking got out of hand.
Only if you're a poof
HAH HAH HAA
For you.
I used to do that with wine before going on a night out.
What's the straw for? Smoother chugging?
it's called strawpedo method. the bend in the straw makes like a vacuum that makes the liquid come through easier. kinda like if you're siphoning fuel out a car.
Huh never heard of it. Gonna try it tonight.
it's pretty easy to do, I'd try it with a beer first though because it will frick your stomach up and make you pissed instantly if you try it with anything stronger.
Thanks for tip but thought of that already. I imagine it's a similar trick to shotgunning beercans, except with bottles.
shotgunning a beer is probably harder because of the pressure but I warn you because I had the smart idea of doing it with 2 bottles of red wine one night before going out and I'd also just eaten a load of hot dogs. the wine and the hot dogs were all in the sink about 5 minutes later and I did not have fun cleaning it up.
pedo?
it lets the air out faster and lets the bottle drain quicker
He squishes the straw, there's no more air coming through that, so that's bullshit. He's also jabbing the bottle opening with the straw, I think, but I can't make it out.
It looks like a slight of hand or wachamacallit
What movie?
>a star never pukes or passes out in public
>but falling down stairs IS acceptable!
Kings of them all
White guard
17 moments of spring
Wesele Smarzowski 2004
"All know me..."
Drink to your leg?
does it count as a drinking scene if they're just holding beers
What movie?
Alien Resurrection
I finally reached the milestone where a bottle of vodka a day isn't enough.
Congrats anon it's all downhill from here
A liter bottle?
Do you get the shakes?
how long did it take to get there
Not the same guy, but about 10 years. On year 14 and I'm breaking down.
The Lost Weekend, Leaving Las Vegas
Welcome home drukbro
What do you consider the best movie that depicts alcohol addiciton?
Leaving Las Vegas
Wake in Fright was a pretty good depiction from an outsider's perspective.
Footage of my life shot from an Obamaphone from the MetroPCS store next to the liquor store that's out of minutes but you already traded all your EBT for cash and spent it on sleeves of smirnoff root beer 100 proof nips because it's more alcohol per dollar than the pints but it's cool because you can sell your ps3 to the gamestop for $25 but you need a ride to get there so you should grab a few games in case you need to pay them for gas
Wake in fright have the best binge drinking scenes and hopeless atmosphere. Otherwise Druk and Leaving las vegas were really good too
>Wake in fright have the best binge drinking scenes
This. Those endless little half-pints of bitters look so inviting in the desert heat.
Middy's and schooners sadly no pints
moron
you wouldnt be alive to post here
It all depends for how long. A week of drinking 500ml of 40% vodka a day would end in hospital on a 4 day
uh, no. That's not how it works. Alcoholics routinely drink 750ml of 40% liquor daily for years before their liver fails.
My uncle drank a litre of whisky a day for decades. I never even saw him get drunk. I'd be falling all over the place and pissing myself if I did that.
That's the effect of increasing tolerance. I often wake up and go for an eye-opener and find that the 40-pounder I started yesterday afternoon is empty. You don't know how drunk you are.
must have paced himself neatly
lol lmao
Loser
jesus the worst i ever got a was a liter of j&b every five days. and those were some hellish days where i actually got withdrawals. shit, good luck, bro.
RIP your internal organs.
It's a ten year countdown tops from there. Slow but steady for sure.
Hey man, why don't you just stop. You know, look at alcohol and then just decide "not today, I'm really not interested". Then you can go and take up an exciting new hobby, tell all your friends about it. Shit would be so cash fr fr
you will be dead within a year or two
>want to shit on drunktards
>remember that times when you played wotlk and got drunk every night
>It shrinks my liver, doesn't it, Nat? It pickles my kidneys. Yes. But what does it do to my mind? It tosses the sandbags overboard so the balloon can soar. Suddenly, I'm above the ordinary. I'm competent, supremely competent. I'm walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. I'm one of the great ones. I'm Michelangelo molding the beard of Moses. I'm Van Gogh, painting pure sunlight. I'm Horowitz, playing the Emperor Concerto. I'm John Barrymore before the movies got him by the throat. I'm Jesse James and his two brothers, all three of them. I'm W. Shakespeare. And out there it's not Third Avenue any longer. It's the Nile, Nat. The Nile and down it moves the barge of Cleopatra. Come here. Purple the sails, and so perfumed that the winds were love-sick with them; the oars were silver, Which to the tune of flutes kept stroke
kino
You feel good when drinking but when you get old it just makes you feel tired. You're in a good mood, but knackered. Can't be bothered to do anything, even basic things like walk downstairs. And also you're dying. Please weigh that against the pleasure you have when young.
Who cares
Your family will care if you want to have one.
not anymore
>Your family will care if you want to have one.
Funnily enough, that's why I started drinking in the first place. I know I'm going to die alone anyway, so why not enjoy the ride?
The GOAT, the KING
frick that looked delicious
we've got to get some booze, it's the only solution to this intense cold
is there a cut of this where he actually drinks it? I have a shockingly clear, probably fake memory of him being forced to chug the first glass.
watch the movie you goof
I am the liquor
RIP, he's YT is super comfy
the whole point of his character is to show how destructive alcohol is and for you to not be like this you dumb Black folk
the actual actor never drank on set once
Unironically every one of his most outrageous drunk scenes.
i'm thirsty
Will you have a drink, mate?
This always hits me on a primal level.... I want a pint so bad bros
That's a schooner ya c**t
legendary scene
I said i wouldnt DRUK and yet here i am again
no use in lying to yourself just be yourself
Heard that, time to get fricked up
Cheers
I contained myself and only had 3 pints of 2,8% beer but tomorrow I will get druker
>2,8% beer
wtf are you drinking?
2.8% is not beer
maybe these new beer lemonades shit
>maybe these new beer lemonades shit
>Judging by the comma, it's probably moronic euro standard of ABW instead of ABV
I'm from Poland, our beer has both written on it, but nobody cares about ABW. If you for some reason started using it in polite company you might eng up getting beaten up for it.
Anyway
2.8 ABW computes to ~3.5 ABV
So that would at least check with those floompy, lemonade beer mixes, those have around 3.5 - 4%
Judging by the comma, it's probably moronic euro standard of ABW instead of ABV
it's just a weaker version of normal beer that you can buy a grocery stores. Since it's 2,8% ABV it's really cheap bc of no alcohol tax. I am swedish
from what i hear sweden is the California of scandinavia lol
Believe it or not Norway is worse when it comes to alcohol laws but otherwise yes. Though we are all pretty gay, it's just relative
do cops really come to your house if you buy too many handles a week?
No why would they. Buy how much beer you want, no one cares
Dunno I heard they somehow track how much booze you buy and when they decide excess you get social workers on your ass.
lmao no, absolutely not. They can only refuse to sell if you show up super drunk
It's alright if you just want to have a cold beer but not get drunk before work or something
What about alcohol stock up runs to the balts for cheaper booze? That's also a myth?
I dunno about the balts, but there are regular ferry trips to my city and they're full of swedes too drunk to even leave the shore. Dunno if they are just drinking on the ferry, or are allowed to buy tax free and bring it with them.
We buy it tax free and bring it with us on the way back 🙂
Alright, I'm Polish if it makes a difference and going off what my friend who went to live in Copenhagen said what the Dansk say about you. Personally never met a Swede in my life. My previous question now gets me, why would they make that policing shit up?
Idk, this is the first time I've ever heard that "rumor" about police coming if you buy too much booze. Maybe news got wrongly translated somewhere or bc danes are just stupid
Well no matter I guess, thanks for clearing it up. Na zdrowie.
Ha en bra kväll polacken
Nah, Finland, Denmark and also germany are popular destinations for buying alcohol. I have drank a lot of "smuggle booze". Would buy more if I had a car
>2.8% ABV
Jesus Christ, even in Utah the minimum is 3.2
I've got this whiskey glass at home. The Italian company that Ridley Scott got it from for the film is still around, and will make one from hand blown crystal. Pretty rad.
That's pretty cool, a nice self gift for druk times.
It is. I ordered two, one for my buddy in Cali as well. He's a big Blade Runner fan like I am, so he added it to the little shrine he has with the shot glasses, a spinner he painted, and a replica Blaster from Tomenosuke.
If only they made a Joi replica haha
I imagine that would sell out almost immediately.
I can't drink whiskey. It makes me gag. Cheap or expensive. Tequila cream liquor is pretty soft, way better than normal tequila. Like Rum too.
Whiskey is also an acquired taste. I live in KY, so bourbon is my thing personally. I don't blame people that don't have a taste for it, cause I def didn't when I was young. I can't drink Scotch though(Johnny Walker being Deckards choice)it tastes pretty awful to me. Never had tequila cream. I like tequila in mixed drinks but I'd say that's about it. Rum is something I want to try more of.
Tequila cream is good. Even when I smell whiskey and tequila, I already now I'm not going to like it. Never realized there was a difference between Scotch and Bourbon. I like the whole culture around it, but it's just not for me. Some things you learn to appreciate, but Whiskey's not my thing.
What a life bros
DRUK is the best feeling in life
Guys I haven't had a drink since Tuesday. This is probably the longest I've gone in maybe 5 years.
Am I going to make it?
To answer OP question:
Sounds like you need a drink
tomorrow's friday so you owe a celebratory drink to yourself for holding out so long
Of course you are going to make it, just take it one day at a time and if you relapse then my challenge to you is to every time go one more day sober than the last
based It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World
still one of my all time favorite movies
>IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO FLY AH AH AH
still makes me kek
>WH- WHAT IF SOMETHIN HAPPENS
>What could happen to an Old Fashioned?
Movies that feature mojitos?
my life
gay
you wish 😉
Miami vice
shit movie btw
Anomalisa
drinking that hard mtn dew shit right now and it's got me thinking, if i just drink booze that i hate the taste of, will that keep me from drinking too much? i fricking hate gin, should i just drink gin?
Don't do this.
t. Gin rummy
it's just gin, what's the worst that could happen haha. think i'm fixing gin and tonics tomorrow. you've got me curious.
Don't buy Hendrick's, you will start to like gin.
Get beefeater.
my dad used to drink beefeater tonics when he was in his 20s, so that's what i was thinking anyway.
Try Farmers for a good small batch gin. Almost as good as Hendricks.
Tanqueray is better than beef eaters. Not sure if the price though.
Polar Tonic, lots of lime and good ice. It’s a dream.
Wtf is that spoony?
no dummy
i'd rather leave this world forever, baby
than let life go the way it's going
Have the jannies given up can we finally have druk threads in peace ?
I miss enjoying drinking and not just getting the shits everytime
Alcohol gives you man breasts
i already had those on account of my gyno.
Rescue Me has a lot of drinkino
Nic Cage I’m the pool in leaving last Vegas.
sad drunk
>you hear everyone saying were gonna do and this and gonna do that, well what do you think, what do you REALLY THINK?
>bites turkey leg
also angry drunk on superbowl sunday
>every b***h ASS motherfrickin factory worker is gonna go down like that too b***h MOTHERFRICKER
>i will never BE like you, FRICKIN job workin 40 hour MOTHERFRICKER you can go to FRICKING hell
literally me
is he right about gin being the true alky kino?
>you need that punch because you wanna know what youre up against
it's settled, gin is getting put in my body tomorrow.
i'll consider it, but i'm most likely going to middle-out for something less than 20$ but more than 10$.
Gin is one of my faorite drinks. It really puts you in a happy mood.
Am I gay if I like beer more than hard alcohol? It just tastes better and feels refreshing.
the only gay drink is flavored spirits as far as i'm concerned.
what if I like hard liquor but also enjoy flavored spirits?
i just don't see the point it concealing the taste of alcohol.
yeah, sure it conceals the taste of alcohol, but the flavor tastes good
That's because you've never had flavoured Grappas, a good quality honey-vodka or some shit monks used to make.
My Uncle used to work in a Monastery near Florence and some of the distillates they made are the best alcoholic substance I've ever tasted in my life.
This is true, most flavored alcohols are shit cause they're so low quality. I've some honey bourbon from a local distillery and it was delicious.
>beer
>refreshing
No matter how old I get it never stops tasting like liquid battery acid, even vodka is more pleasant than beer.
>hard alcohol?
No, no but you're pretty damn smooth(soft).
all just depends on set and setting for me
>sat at home
bottle of wine
>sunny day outside
pint of beer
>friday after a long shit and miserable week
bottle of whiskey
"Compai!!"
>OH I WISH I WAS MARRIED TO OLD WIDOW TUNNY
>SHES AS UGLY AS SIN
>BUT HAS BEAUTIFUL MONEY
>BAHHHHHHAHA
/functional alcoholics/ where we at? I work an eight hour shift completely fine and then get shitfaced every night. it's like I'm two people
i work four tens during the week and get wasted on the weekends. i really wonder how long i can keep getting away with it. i'm waiting with baited breathe for the long-term medical ramifications. i can't keep getting away with it.
>hitting the fast-forward button on your own time off from work
try going sober on your days off and drinking on work nights
it'll change your fricking life, I go through the motions and delete a work week in what feels like two days while weekends stretch out for what feels like five days
some people can make this work though and some can't, you should dip your toe in the water slowly
i'll consider it but i dunno. how the hell do you avoid booze-breath?
I work in a hospital so I've still got to wear a mask, I honestly don't know in your situation
perhaps just use a mask and say you've got an auto-immune disease
>I work in a hospital
holy shit, is it really you?https://youtu.be/f_JygUgiweI
kek
I'm not a doctor and besides that the nurses/doctors arrive in plain clothes and scrub up in locker rooms around each unit
I've shown up to work drunk from the night before on four hours of sleep but never been ballsy enough to just drink right before I go in
i've got a coworker who wears two masks constantly and now you've got me wondering. also
>work in a hospital
holy shit he does exist.
chewing gum and a can of diet dr pepper
now i'm thinking about my coworker who constantly drinks diet coke. he has a bottle of water people are always joking is vodka. in every joke there is some truth ya know.
I hope you're not a doctor lmao
For me it's half a liter of akvavit and some music
WHAT A LIFE
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? - the entire film.
i´m not drunk, I swear
How do I stop or is it impossible? I already replaced opiates with this shit
Can anyone recommend another song to listen to while drunk? for me it's the sisters of mercy this corrosion - top tier Rock Britanic and a very good movie also top tier gigachad 100/100 totally recommended.
Strong men don't need the approval from a literal movie scene to be ok with their drinking.
Strong men don't drink to escape, they celebrate.
Strong men allow themselves to become weak in the moment with alcohol to celebrate their moments and even that is optional.
Strong men never shame others into drinking, or worse starting to drink because they can't bear the misery alone.
None of you are real men. You're all cowardly weak boys pretending to be strong men on an anonymous website while getting even weaker by the day. Sit down and reflect upon your weakness instead next time before you post.
These threads always seem to attract the worst kind of neets who never experienced cracking open a cold one after an honest day's work so they come here to lash out their frustrations because they will never own anything or have a family. If you don't understand drinking, you never worked a day in your life.
> Talks about moderation while insulting everyone
It's a neet with a soijack folder, their post is projecting for attention. He ain't working a day in his life
You can do both, anon. Always with these extreme opinions.
morons that drink shouldn't even come near children, or ever have a family. Nice parenting and example you're setting for future generations you absolute double blasted Black person. have a nice day.
>after an honest day's work
You're a literal alcoholic, a shit parent, a shit husband and a weak stupid loser that escapes into booze like a parasite. That's the only honest thing here. I'm the one here that works an honest day 5/2 to support a family and I don't need to wallow in a literal poison down my throat like you. The self-entitled arrogance. have a nice day.
>morons that drink shouldn't even come near children, or ever have a family. Nice parenting and example you're setting for future generations you absolute double blasted Black person. have a nice day. You're a literal alcoholic, a shit parent, a shit husband and a weak stupid loser that escapes into booze like a parasite. That's the only honest thing here. I'm the one here that works an honest day 5/2 to support a family and I don't need to wallow in a literal poison down my throat like you. The self-entitled arrogance. have a nice day.
>still took the time to copy paste the post properly without the greentext
hahahaha what a cuck have a nice day pathetic alcoholic
took the time to copy paste the post properly without the greentext
>hahahaha what a cuck have a nice day pathetic alcoholic
Look at him now he did it properly this time like he doesn't care, what's wrong buddy your balls got a little tightened up when you realized you fricked your sojpost before? hahahah
>new to the Yabba?
DRUK threads also have less (you)'s. Alcohol has the reputation of being a social lubricant. But when you combine alcohol with the anonimity of posting here, you'll notice the opposite: everbybody goes off and does more or less their own thing.
that looks so comfy
>wake up
>have a swig of vodka
>start working the fields
It is in fact what Zentraleuropa was all about
now it's just Black folk and botoxed office ladies
its 6 am and im still drinking
i dont care anymore bros
11am here and I'm drinking the wine I have left over from last night whilst working
cheers
thanks, im doing well just still not druk enough
hows your end going?
Pretty good. I'm five beers in, but I already did all of my chores for the day. Busy with a chili con carne, did the prep already. Working the weekendshift. So hungry. Last weekend and then I've got a two week holiday coming up. The booze is hit and miss. I've managed to build my life around it somewhat. But at a certain age you need to slow down a bit. Age catches up with us all, but when you're a boozehound you need to be a bit more alert. I want to be around for a bit longer.
I always have fruit in the house or some readymade meals. Eat something, you'll feel better.
And the bottle looks like plastic when he puts it on the table. Plus the exaggerated reactions from the two girls and the guy who is filming knows where he needs to film. The protagonist looks handsome and not like a party animal. He was probably an aspiring magician trying to pull some Copperfield shit.
almost reached for a beer while in a zoom call, moved hand to the tea mug last second
I was on a meeting yesterday and filled my tea cup with wine
>1 1/2 months sober
>hungry as all frick and always tired
Goddamn my body needed some recovery time
you'll be back in the game in no time, don't worry
We'll see, the doc's got me on naltrexone and that shit's a chore to get drunk on
oh you're actually serious, good luck then
New bread when?
Movies with this feeling?
that's literally wake in fright