What is the best Kevin Smith movie and why is it Dogma?
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Best Kevin Smith Movies
What is the best Kevin Smith movie and why is it Dogma?
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i prefer mallrats
I've never seen that one tbh. Seen basically every ViewAskew movie besides that one
Mallrats kind of sucks but it has a lot of good jokes
clerks is only movie that held up
You know he lost a bet and had to post that tweet as the consequence right? Stop posting this tweet over and over implying that he wanted to post that. It's dishonest.
Proof?
Don't look up, Kevin, there's a cloud in the sky that kind of looks like R2-D2 and we wouldn't want you dribbling with tears so early in the day.
nice
It's Tusk. You're moronic if you think otherwise
I'm perplexed as to how the only horror or horror-adjacent film I absolutely CANNOT stand is this one, made by the fricking moron in the OP. It takes the body horror to a really fricking messed up degree and the whole concept is really depressing. It would be a 10/10 if it cut out the stupid Johnny Depp scenes and and didn't have that stupid ending. Michael Parks was kino, though.
>p0wns
>Now that's something I haven't heard in many years
Women don't even have taints, there's like 1/2" of space from ass to pussy. Wtf was he even talking about.
That still counts as a taint.
This true. This is why Baby Girls shit into their veganas.
it is called the perineum and women do have it
So if the space exists then surely it's a taint
How does a women's taint p0wn your dick
He slipped out and hit the taint, snapping his schlong
You hate to see it
My top 5 Kevin Smith Kinos:
1) Clerks
2) Chasing Amy
3) Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
4) Dogma
5) Zack & Miri make a porno.
He FINALLY quit smoking weed. Too bad he did that just after shitting out Clerks 3 thus irredeemably destroying his last piece of legacy.
He still has time to make a final decent viewaskew movie to recover from that. But it's not likely
Which was worse, Clerks 3 or Yoga Hoosiers? I heard C3 was bad but I read the Wikipedia article for Yoga Hoosiers and it flirted me with how mind-numbingly bad it seemed on paper.
Yoga Hosers is cringe KINO. Clerks 3 is just cringe.
I no longer appreciate him or his films
Dogma gets worse and worse the more I learn about both history, and christian mythology.
Also Bartleby's plan wouldn't have worked anyway, because suicide by cop is still suicide.
Yeah its not very good Christian Theology or mythology but it's still a fun time.
So I thought twitter was dead but here's yet another Biden supporter not using Threads.
He should cut off his penis.
Just give it time, his woke daughter will convince him.
Naming his daughter Harley Quinn was embarrassing
I bet he cried when he posted it.
I'm not dumb enough to lose money on that.
I still think it’s HILARIOUS that his wife forced him to include her as part of the “hot chicks” crew in “Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back”, even though she’s like a 5/10, especially when compared to the other girls in the film.
She’s always the one furthest from the camera too, lmfao
Absolute gigachad jawline though. Should have transitioned
Kek, I forgot.
His wife wasn’t even part of the main heist, she just goes back and gets the van again.
kevin is such a gross, small, greasy ball of weakness
>brown
Is he telling the world his homely wife takes it up the ass?
Chasing Amy
Cringe
Beyond cringe