awful ahistorical nonsense
no fricking way they would just let the enemy king go after he walked into their camp for negotiations also the battle sucked ass
>no fricking way they would just let the enemy king go after he walked into their camp for negotiations
American tries to understand pre-mcdonalds history
Same, couldn’t finish it >uh guys this Henry V guy seems to have been really problematic. He’s got me shook! What if we write him and his buddy to be mouthpieces of modern morality instead of high medieval conquerors?
Not even /misc/ bruv. I just don’t need a guy who enthusiastically invaded France IRL acting like an anti-war cynic who’s above it all (or being encouraged to act that way by his loyal advisor)
>uh guys this Henry V guy seems to have been really problematic. He’s got me shook! What if we write him and his buddy to be mouthpieces of modern morality instead of high medieval conquerors? >Not even /misc/ bruv
kek
>Did you invade France because your pee pee small and you're dumb? Have you tried touching grass and not be tricked into invading France?
I'm not ashamed, I clapped when the human parking lot said this.
I liked it
>but it's not historical! middle ages weren't gritty, they all were covered in pride flag colors!
don't care
Only redeeming part is the final battle.
The final plot twist way so fricking stupid.
Anyway Kenneth's version is still better
>NOOOO COLOURS DIDN'T EXIST BACK THEN
You sound like a gay
OK israelite, the dark ages are a myth
>the dark ages are a myth
Nice meme uneducated historylet
Sure anon le Christians killed le science we could have irl twink cat boys and futa slaves of it weren't for them
awful ahistorical nonsense
no fricking way they would just let the enemy king go after he walked into their camp for negotiations also the battle sucked ass
>no fricking way they would just let the enemy king go after he walked into their camp for negotiations
American tries to understand pre-mcdonalds history
Not even the best Henry V film.
Hey have you seen the bbc shows The Hollow Crown and The Hollow Crown: The Wars of the Roses?
Shit
hollow crown is blacked
Is that your only problem with the show?
Richard II was the only good episode
I enjoyed them.
dropped it after half an hour because of how bad it was. Dialogue and acting was absolutely ridiculous
Same, couldn’t finish it
>uh guys this Henry V guy seems to have been really problematic. He’s got me shook! What if we write him and his buddy to be mouthpieces of modern morality instead of high medieval conquerors?
i didn't mean any /misc/shit, mate. I'm not an incel. I've had sex once in 2011
Not even /misc/ bruv. I just don’t need a guy who enthusiastically invaded France IRL acting like an anti-war cynic who’s above it all (or being encouraged to act that way by his loyal advisor)
>uh guys this Henry V guy seems to have been really problematic. He’s got me shook! What if we write him and his buddy to be mouthpieces of modern morality instead of high medieval conquerors?
>Not even /misc/ bruv
kek
>anyone who doesn’t like putting modern morality into medieval films is /misc/
Also because Chalamet and Pattison acting, just horrendous
>Did you invade France because your pee pee small and you're dumb? Have you tried touching grass and not be tricked into invading France?
I'm not ashamed, I clapped when the human parking lot said this.
yeah it kind of sucked, i hope timothy is better in other roles
Either Flesh + Blood or Excalibur. Can't decide.
that haircut is fire frfr no cap
Best soundtrack behind Kingdom of Heaven
Not a movie but The Last Kingdom
Also Excalibur
just finished the last kingdom, although it had its problems (S5 black priest, what?) I loved it. any other kinos like TLK/GOT/Vikings?
Macbeth with Michael Fassbender
The soundtrack for this movie is one of the best of all time, still listen to it quite often.
Kino soundtrack, my favorite are hymn mvmt 2 and coronation
Cinematically is was aight and I the acting was good. It gets Henry V wrong though.
it's not a medieval movie you moron it was made like 4 years ago
Most people in the movie are middle aged, though. Except for the twink.
Outlaw King was better
Correct
outlaw king could've been good but it devolved into a gay cliche romance story, the king is kino
Correct
Fricking gay I didn’t finish it
>what if we had literal warrior king b***h and whine like a modern draftee?
If you didn't get hyped on this speech you're low test and I cant help you
How so?
why the frick didn't they get Pattinson to play Henry instead?
I want to impale the king from behind
I liked it.
I liked that Excalibur movie with Helen Mirren from uh the 60s? 80s?
Has anyone got any decent pictures of Henry IV Sword from Henry IV, Part I" and "Henry IV, Part II?
Excalibur
My fave would be 4 disc Kingdom of Heaven the Directors Cut.
I'm still fricking pissed that Cinemaphile shilled this garbage to me.
>STRONG KWEEN THAT NEEDS NO MAN
Frick you Cinemaphile. Never ever believe anything that this board shills