he did a bit where women called in relating their first lesbian experience. Unsurprisingly most were young & were seduced by an older girl/woman. Very hot.
Anything from his pre sirius days.
To his credit, I've heard a couple funny bits since then (that's all my pops listens to when he drives). I'm assuming it's gary who does the dr now impression, that shit's gold. Also there was another bit where they had a harrison ford impersonator call that swap show they like to harass. That was funny too. Everything else kinda sucks.
Everybody sucks now. Opie. Ant. Bennington. Fez is dead. Owari da.
Tell me you’re a zoomer who learned about Stern from tik tok without telling me you’re a zoomer who learned about Stern from tik tok. Beet is great but nowhere near some of the peak stuff like Elliot Offen, ETM, and Jesus Twins (and their manager)
>what is her purpose?
It was for him to get away with saying racist stuff and using the N word.
But since he doesn't do that stuff anymore, she does seem useless.
When Magic Johnson decided he wanted to be a late night talk show host in 1998 or something, and every single day Howard Stern would pretty much play the entire episode from the night before and rip it to shreds.
So I'm currently relistening to Eric the Midget's run on Howard Stern. It's the only piece of Stern media I've actually listened to because a very specific reason.
Eric the Midget was born with dwarfism, and got a unique variant of a already one in a trillion disease. He was stuck in a wheelchair all his life with gnarled fingers.
He went from meekly, quiet, and shy adult man. To screaming and cussing everyone out, trying to ask a possible mob affiliated person to order a hit on someone (like for real), begging to bang prostitutes on the Bunny Ranch, whining he doesn't get acting roles but throws diva tantrums when he gets very small bits in tv shows. Its about 12 years worth of calls and it's like seeing a attention starved person's life just spiral out of control lmao
>He went from meekly, quiet, and shy adult man. To screaming and cussing everyone out
Whenever they would bring this up he would say "that's not my real personality, I'm an ACTOR!" which was fricking crazy because there are tons of clips of him calling into the show off air where he is a little pain in the ass.
So I'm currently relistening to Eric the Midget's run on Howard Stern. It's the only piece of Stern media I've actually listened to because a very specific reason.
Eric the Midget was born with dwarfism, and got a unique variant of a already one in a trillion disease. He was stuck in a wheelchair all his life with gnarled fingers.
He went from meekly, quiet, and shy adult man. To screaming and cussing everyone out, trying to ask a possible mob affiliated person to order a hit on someone (like for real), begging to bang prostitutes on the Bunny Ranch, whining he doesn't get acting roles but throws diva tantrums when he gets very small bits in tv shows. Its about 12 years worth of calls and it's like seeing a attention starved person's life just spiral out of control lmao
I remember hearing that the side effects from the medication he took caused irritability and i feel like that was true.
It was good, but it was waaaaaay too sanitized. It was mostly "I love my wife Alison" and 2 years after its release Howard and Alison were separated, with rumors of Howard cheating on Alison while filming.
>The movie bombed but you wouldn't know it if you listened to what howard said about the box-office.
He admitted on air that it made $41 million dollars when he was fighting with Dice Clay in the late 90s. $41 million isn't a bad number, but after being based on huge selling book and being hyped for over a year it was a big letdown. The movie was Howard's first transition away from raunch radio. A year later "There's Something About Mary" and "American Pie" because huge hits with humor that Howard was doing on radio for a long time.
yeah Private Parts is great. Howard Stern was NOT in my market when I grew up (Indianapolis) and this movie introduced me to him. also read the book and it's great
You know the whole coming to places and BTFO'ing local hosts? He got BTFO in Indianapolis by Bob and Tom when 93.1 the buzzard put him on some time in the mid 90s
i got into Howard Stern when he had the TV Show
His abandoning the attempt to appear cool was his downfall. Once he had no problem with being Hampton Howie, working for AGT, and being friends with Ellen, it was clear he no longer had any interest in appealing to his working class fanbase, and was happy to just become another stooge for corporate america like his best friend Kimmel.
fa fa flow high
ma ma monkey
ba ba booey
probably sal and richard calling into tradio and saying that had a "jungle bunny that really works in the yard" for sale
The early sirius years with Artie going through his heroin craze is peak radio. Eric the Actor stuff is incredible, and the show as we know it died shortly after him.
holy shit, those are fricking gigantic. and they are extremely full and perky for their size. Those might be some of nicest natural gigantic boobs I've seen.
I like the moment where he amasses great wealth spreading degeneracy on the world and now he promotes big government and comments on issues like his entire career wasn't promoting filth
when Drew & Mike successfully expelled Howard from the Detroit market, and Howard's station in Detroit changed formats to sports talk
and if it happened today, Howard probably would lose to Dave & Chuck The Freak, and they're godawful
One that always comes to mind when looking back on my favorite bits is the time Wendy the moron had to pick between going on a date with Gary or Beet like some kind of moronic dating game. Pure gold and I always thought Wendy was one of the more underrated morons they had on the show, there’s something so wholesome about her blissful ignorance to the world and the way it works but for some reason she’s just absolutely in love with Howard to a ridiculous degree. Pretty sure she has said more than once when probed that Howard’s voice makes her wet and she sometimes touches herself while listening kek
Pt 1: https://youtu.be/Z43n4EKjwt8?si=AMHU8_AIzLnPqTa5
Pt 2: https://youtu.be/5n8WtxAt5Ps?si=3KyDQ8_ptzVy8ajA
When he finally was banished to Sirius and I didn't have to listen to him on the radio in the morning anymore.
This. He’ll be dead someday soon which will be even more kino.
how about when O&A had to come begging to join lol
did americans really get to listen to howard stern in their car radios?
he said Black person on the air when you weren't supposed to.
Ya know Robin, I invented comedy
when he spent an hour describing troony porn he watched and said that all of his recommended videos on pornhub are troony related
When Andy Dick called him a money grubbing hook-nosed israelite and royally pissed him off with "The israelites Are Out to Play"
when was this
2011
Kek I remember this he was seetheing hard. I actually thought andy dick was israeli until he went off on Howard
>I actually thought andy dick was israeli
he is
He's not
he did a bit where women called in relating their first lesbian experience. Unsurprisingly most were young & were seduced by an older girl/woman. Very hot.
Gary love tape.
Anything from his pre sirius days.
To his credit, I've heard a couple funny bits since then (that's all my pops listens to when he drives). I'm assuming it's gary who does the dr now impression, that shit's gold. Also there was another bit where they had a harrison ford impersonator call that swap show they like to harass. That was funny too. Everything else kinda sucks.
Everybody sucks now. Opie. Ant. Bennington. Fez is dead. Owari da.
Smallest penis contest.
The Hollyweird Squares, whenever High Pitch Eric or Elliot Offen was in Studio (pre Sirius), and the Gary and Daniel Carver roasts.
Dracula Gottfried.
Any episode during the Artie era where Gilbert sat in on the news. Anytime they let Gilbert stay during the Artie era was guaranteed kino.
The story of him laughing at a girl he was on a date with because she told him her parents were in Auswchitz was a fricking laugh riot.
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Also as a close runner up the time Gilbert dropped a Bindi Irwin joke and Howard had to stop doing the show due to how offensive it was.
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peak Howard Stern is every single time Beet is on
Tell me you’re a zoomer who learned about Stern from tik tok without telling me you’re a zoomer who learned about Stern from tik tok. Beet is great but nowhere near some of the peak stuff like Elliot Offen, ETM, and Jesus Twins (and their manager)
Agree on the other 2 but ETM is overrated. Riley Martin is better
he's a horrid hypocritical israelite but why in the frick does he have the even worse screeching black woman on his show? what is her purpose?
>what is her purpose?
It was for him to get away with saying racist stuff and using the N word.
But since he doesn't do that stuff anymore, she does seem useless.
Homie was so funny back in the day
When Magic Johnson decided he wanted to be a late night talk show host in 1998 or something, and every single day Howard Stern would pretty much play the entire episode from the night before and rip it to shreds.
any clips of this?
https://archive.org/details/stern-show-the-magic-johnson-saga-p-1
oh my god, this really happened? the Magic johnson talk show?
so the black woman's job is to cackle
Made jokes the day after the columbine shooting that the shooters should have raped the female students.
Any episode with Daniel Carver. He owned at his own roast.
I like when he cried and said, "I'm woke! I'm woke!" in fear of not being woke enough.
Anything with Eric the Actor. But specifically when Eric was "dating" a girl named Kendra.
>Eric the Actor
>the Actor
Eric the ack-actor
>eric the BLOODY SHITwiener
So I'm currently relistening to Eric the Midget's run on Howard Stern. It's the only piece of Stern media I've actually listened to because a very specific reason.
Eric the Midget was born with dwarfism, and got a unique variant of a already one in a trillion disease. He was stuck in a wheelchair all his life with gnarled fingers.
He went from meekly, quiet, and shy adult man. To screaming and cussing everyone out, trying to ask a possible mob affiliated person to order a hit on someone (like for real), begging to bang prostitutes on the Bunny Ranch, whining he doesn't get acting roles but throws diva tantrums when he gets very small bits in tv shows. Its about 12 years worth of calls and it's like seeing a attention starved person's life just spiral out of control lmao
The show died when he did.
This. ETM was the last bolt of armor from the old show. Gone was Artie, Jackie, Stuttering John, Daniel Carver, Gilbert. Eric was the final holdout.
>He went from meekly, quiet, and shy adult man. To screaming and cussing everyone out
Whenever they would bring this up he would say "that's not my real personality, I'm an ACTOR!" which was fricking crazy because there are tons of clips of him calling into the show off air where he is a little pain in the ass.
>He went from meekly, quiet, and shy adult man.
>To screaming and cussing everyone out
hahahahaha wow bro you do not understand basic psychology
THE DIFFERENCE ISN'T TIME OR BEING ON THE SHOW. IT'S WHETHER OR NOT HE'S IN FRONT OF PEOPLE PHYSICALLY
why was he so nice and meek during the visit? he was ashamed and embarrassed of his physical state. doesn't wanna' threaten people who are 100x bigger
but on the phone with the united states in between is different
may as well be like THIS GUY ON Cinemaphile SAID HE'D KILL ME BUT I MEET HIM IN REAL LIFE AND HE'S ALL WEAK AND homosexual
Double dubs getting awfully worked up over here for no reason. Settle down dude, not every conversation is some kind of argument
I remember hearing that the side effects from the medication he took caused irritability and i feel like that was true.
Beet, Levy, ripping on SutJo, and High Pitch.
When he dies.
>spell Red
L-E-S-T-E-R
this one
His funeral
I actually quite like the Private Parts movie. Paul Giamatti was fantastic in it.
It was good, but it was waaaaaay too sanitized. It was mostly "I love my wife Alison" and 2 years after its release Howard and Alison were separated, with rumors of Howard cheating on Alison while filming.
The movie bombed but you wouldn't know it if you listened to what howard said about the box-office.
>The movie bombed but you wouldn't know it if you listened to what howard said about the box-office.
He admitted on air that it made $41 million dollars when he was fighting with Dice Clay in the late 90s. $41 million isn't a bad number, but after being based on huge selling book and being hyped for over a year it was a big letdown. The movie was Howard's first transition away from raunch radio. A year later "There's Something About Mary" and "American Pie" because huge hits with humor that Howard was doing on radio for a long time.
yeah Private Parts is great. Howard Stern was NOT in my market when I grew up (Indianapolis) and this movie introduced me to him. also read the book and it's great
You know the whole coming to places and BTFO'ing local hosts? He got BTFO in Indianapolis by Bob and Tom when 93.1 the buzzard put him on some time in the mid 90s
i got into Howard Stern when he had the TV Show
howard's obsession with appearing cool was ultimately his downfall. he wasn't wrong for firing Artie but nothing good came afterwards
His abandoning the attempt to appear cool was his downfall. Once he had no problem with being Hampton Howie, working for AGT, and being friends with Ellen, it was clear he no longer had any interest in appealing to his working class fanbase, and was happy to just become another stooge for corporate america like his best friend Kimmel.
Howard Stern is a chomo, homes
fa fa flow high
ma ma monkey
ba ba booey
probably sal and richard calling into tradio and saying that had a "jungle bunny that really works in the yard" for sale
Ronnie Munn's dill dough prank call
The early sirius years with Artie going through his heroin craze is peak radio. Eric the Actor stuff is incredible, and the show as we know it died shortly after him.
monke booba
holy shit, those are fricking gigantic. and they are extremely full and perky for their size. Those might be some of nicest natural gigantic boobs I've seen.
>natural
GOD FRICKING DAMN
When he started shilling for Israel within minutes of the north tower getting hit.
I like the moment where he amasses great wealth spreading degeneracy on the world and now he promotes big government and comments on issues like his entire career wasn't promoting filth
I fapped to naked chicks on his show at 10 o clock almost nightly when I was a teenager
>The Cardozo Hotel
anything with beetlejuice
when Drew & Mike successfully expelled Howard from the Detroit market, and Howard's station in Detroit changed formats to sports talk
and if it happened today, Howard probably would lose to Dave & Chuck The Freak, and they're godawful
When women would come in and had sex with the morons
Artie v. Crystal Clear will forever be a classic.
When he shilled for the Biden administration and said that anyone criticizing him belonged in a death camp.
One that always comes to mind when looking back on my favorite bits is the time Wendy the moron had to pick between going on a date with Gary or Beet like some kind of moronic dating game. Pure gold and I always thought Wendy was one of the more underrated morons they had on the show, there’s something so wholesome about her blissful ignorance to the world and the way it works but for some reason she’s just absolutely in love with Howard to a ridiculous degree. Pretty sure she has said more than once when probed that Howard’s voice makes her wet and she sometimes touches herself while listening kek
Pt 1: https://youtu.be/Z43n4EKjwt8?si=AMHU8_AIzLnPqTa5
Pt 2: https://youtu.be/5n8WtxAt5Ps?si=3KyDQ8_ptzVy8ajA