Best Morticia?

Best Morticia?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Munsters > Addams family

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Left, obviously.

      I love the Munsters, but I have to disagree.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      carolyn and it's not even close. well, perhaps prime catherine was close

      my hot take is the munsters theme song is better than the addams family

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Munsters > Addams family
      Lily Munster is a nagging b***h
      Morticia Addams is kind, loving, and always DTF.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truth

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ‘64 is the objectively the best looking one but I loved Anjelica Huston and her big knockers in those 90s movies. The third one can kick rocks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      agreed on all points

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're barely average sized?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not in my memories

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://nitter.net/VirFrame49945/status/1705134145813270769

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    64 easily

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    well it's definitely not the busted goblina on the right

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s Welsh.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    64. She even got the perfect walk.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No competition for me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kind of like a raven haired Elizabeth Olsen

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They couldn't even make Zeta Jones more white, ffs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole family are hispanics now
      I actually don't mind Zeta Jones as Morticia but frick that fat squat gremlin as Gomez
      Don't give me shit about "muh 1930s comics" they could have just hired Antonio Banderas to keep up the Raul Julia tradition and to do a Zorro reunion gag (especially since the fencing theme is still there)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just don’t get it. It’s Cuckflix. No male character can be competent or good looking. All about girl bosses. Made Puglsy cry baby wimp that needs Wednesday to save him

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spics are the only race into goth shit now

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dear God, tell me that isn't Gomez on the right

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yup. Muh original drawing accurate. Ok, why doesn’t Wednesday look like this? Nobody gives a shit about Addams original drawings. TV is what we think of when it comes to the Addams Family.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          1. It is, in fact, a rather "accurate to the comics" Gomez.
          2. Nobody cares, ever. The 60s show is what MADE the Addams Family, and John Astin's delirious performance MADE Gomez Addams. Now I know some of my Millennial brothers here enjoy the 90s film, and Raul Julia is a fine actor, a fine actor indeed.. HOWEVER:
          My heart will always be with the original 60s show.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Really I've rather liked all the various Gomez's over the years even the newest one in an older Gomez sorta way.
            Only one I cant remember is the 90s tv show version

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I feel like the ultimate gomez would have the charisma of John Astin, but the appearance of Luis Guzmán. Either way, i just really liked the original Gomez. He's charming.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have a point but the "hot wife and ugly husband" gag is kinda funny too.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          > hot wife and ugly husband"

          You mean most cliche sitcom gag since The Honeymooners in the 50s. Still used to this day!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A character named Gomez is not white…

        Woah…

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          > >A character named Gomez is not white…

          >Woah…

          Gomez didn’t have a name. Addams gave John Astin several names as Astin picked Gomez to play up Latin lover theme. However Gomez last name is Addams which is as white as you can get. One episode said Gomez came from Spain and Morticia roots where in Salem witch trails

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            iirc he sometimes has a different name in Mexico because Gomez is a Spanish surname, so it doesn't make sense for his name to be Gomez Addams.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think that’s the point. Not suppose to make sense. They’re The Addams Family.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        CZJ is not Hispanic or even Spanish, she's Welsh.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek based. I like it. You may be just homosexual.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Liking a Netflix girl boss Hispanic show
          >Accusing someone of being a >homosexual.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is Gomez fat and grotesque now?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >now

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          addams family is a grotesque story with dark commedy, gomez has always been drawn ugly in the original comics and then it was made handsome in the movies, you can give many blames to netflix, but here they did the right thing (if you care that stories are adapted faithfully to their source)

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not Netflix that's responsible for the accuracy. It's Tim Burton you have to thank.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            After the tv shows and the movies more people are used to skinny Gomez. Than pumpkin head Gomez, honestly being in the camp that didn’t even know the comic existed I wish he stayed fit, but eh I still have the original show and great movies.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            > if you care that stories are adapted faithfully to their source)

            Idiot. They’re not spics. Wednesday isn’t a girl boss. None of them had names until the TV series. Pugsly and Gomez weren’t wimps. At no point does Wednesday go to Hogwarts rip off school in and of Addams sketch drawings. So get the frick out of here with your “accurate to source” bullshit you Netflix homosexual

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        WTF how is that kid not related to Raul Julia?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Catherine Zeta Jones is Welsh-Irish.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 90s tv show one >>>>> the rest

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a man

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shocked anyone but me remembers the 90s TV show

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm in my 40s, and completely forgot it existed. Now I'm gonna go hunt it down.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks almost identical to a girl I work with

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ask her out for god's sake

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kimberly Kane?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    2024 monica bellucci

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    64 Morticia looks like the way people draw Wednesday nowadays

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carolyn Jones by far. I was really sad to learn that she died of cancer in her 50s.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OG Morticia is the best

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do i remember a daryl hannah morticia

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you're the only person in the world who does

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OG pure seductress. Houston comedy gold. “oh no, he lives”

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 90's movie is weird. It should be corny, but the casting is just so perfect that it comes off as completely sincere.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My only complaint about the 90s movies is too much focus on Fester.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah as much as I like Christopher Lloyd he's probably the weakest part of that movie

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carolyn Jones and it's not even close. You'd have to walk a country mile just to get to a phone to have the operator connect you to second place.
    She exudes grace, which as we know is something you can't acquire. The way she glides across the room, the delicacy of every single gesture and movement she makes. She is real old world poise and charm. A true beauty.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stop laughing
    I knew it was gonna have to be something like this but holy frick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you'll never be paid to stay close to jenna's butt

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What ass?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know everyone says 64, but she looks too "normal".
    91 is the perfect blend of creepy, kooky, and sexy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were more weird and eccentric than creepy on the 60's show.

      > hot wife and ugly husband"

      You mean most cliche sitcom gag since The Honeymooners in the 50s. Still used to this day!

      And The Honeymooners was great so obviously it's a good gag.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1, 2, 3

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1>3>2

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carolyn Jones all the way.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    '64 reminds me so much of my 5head goth HS crush I get sad looking at her.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've always thought that anjelica huston looks weird as shit, and not even in a "morticia" way. just fricking weird, like the kind of weird that only sneaks into Hollywood if you've got nepotism on your side

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Houston looks exactly like her mother

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like a man

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 and 3 are hideous

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    60s easy win.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell just by that one photo that the rightmost one isn't having fun. That right there means it's over for the character.
    Other than I can't be sure. I remember the middle one and she acted incredibly well, but don't remember the left one much.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christina Ricci is the best Wednesday AND the best Morticia.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Photo of Ricci s fake

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't make it less true, holy shit

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Addams Family dream team:

    Carolyn Jones Morticia
    Raul Julia Gomez
    Christopher Lloyd Fester
    90's TNG Lurch
    No Pugsley
    Ricci & Ortega as duel Wednesdays

    also Snood

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, marry, kill

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1964 by a mile

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OG by far
    others are trying too hard

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carolyn Jones (64) is the clear winner.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Houston.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The latter two are more menacing but no doubt the original is by far the prettiest

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original was young and beautiful because it was the 60's when they were still allowed to show attractive women on TV. The other two are middle-aged and are trying to hard to look weird.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    64 mogs. What wouldn't I give to have her talk to me in French...

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's 10/10 with that Morticia haircut, but you give her a socialist haircut and I want to punch her in the face.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her Morticia hair was a wig.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They all wore wigs, even Catherine.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Human feminine beauty peaked sometime between the mid 60's and mid 70's.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhhhh why did you need to qualify that statement with “human”?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Realized my wording was strange and went back to rewrite it but forgot to change the whole statement, I'm tired and distracted

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough human.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Caroline was the prettiest, but Angelica is by far the funniest. Catherine didn't get enough screen time in season 1 for me to make any real judgement outside of her having the right look/attitude.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carolyn Jones is ridiculously pretty, and has a naughty, mischievous twinkle to her. A trickster. That little smile of hers. Those eyebrows. Oooh.
    Anjelica Huston is mysterious. Intense. Dangerous.
    The third is ... A woman in a wienertail dress. I honestly think even the tailoring there isn't doing her any favours, it just looks too ordinary. I'll admit a bit of blindness as I've not actually watched it to judge how she plays it, but she just hasn't got the basic cuteness of '64 or the exotic allure of '91. She just looks rather generic.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1964 s-tier face

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hottest left most kino mid. Discussion over.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1964 version obv

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    91 is the best 64 is too pretty and 22 needs to be paler

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they make her fat?

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