one time i tried to show the extended version to my ex and she started giggling while putting her hand in my crotch in the best part of the movie(when boromir tries to take the ring from frodo)
i knew there and then that women were all vile creatures
>wife thinks boromir is a sleavy piece of shit >have to argue that he's a noble, valorous man and the ring is just influencing how desperate he is to save his people
We do not speak ill of Boromir in this house
Truly is your fault. Women don't like movies. They want to watch true crime, Hallmark, city walking videos, and shit like that. You're trying to encourage her to watch 10 or more hours of Tolkien through Peter Jackson? Yes, she went to find another dick. What a shock. Learn from your mistake. You can still hate women though, this is fine.
the older i get the more impressive they are. i hate capeshit, pixar, w/e
I liked LOTR when I was 8, and since then I have realized they are bad movies. Like what is Saruman's wants and needs?
more than any other character, sauronman's sin is pride. he wants power and glory but just as much to be perceived as having them.
in a twisted way, like the 2001's HAL, he was following his directive, as he presumably imagined overpowering and replacing him as sauron, which would technically be saving the world from sauron's darkness.
Saruman wanted ultimate power and fulfilment. Those are his wants and needs. He was mentally weak but powerful wizard vulnerable to corruption. Think you missed that part where he explains his motives. He was afraid and wanted to be on the right side of history. Sounds like youve watched it too many times and are now bored and jaded
you live in an era, where good things are taken and warped into perverse homosexual commie propaganda, don't talk about the things you like, don't promote the things you like or they will cease to exist, if you like something show indifference, don't tell people especially women and shitskins anything, protect white culture from the people destroying it
my gf left me because i "forced" her to sit and watch the extended trilogy with me one Saturday.
i fricking despise women.
one time i tried to show the extended version to my ex and she started giggling while putting her hand in my crotch in the best part of the movie(when boromir tries to take the ring from frodo)
i knew there and then that women were all vile creatures
>Showing a woman a movie that women will never understand
There's your problem right there
>wife thinks boromir is a sleavy piece of shit
>have to argue that he's a noble, valorous man and the ring is just influencing how desperate he is to save his people
We do not speak ill of Boromir in this house
The movie makes him come off as a bit of a scumbag, even from the start he has a shitty attitude
Truly is your fault. Women don't like movies. They want to watch true crime, Hallmark, city walking videos, and shit like that. You're trying to encourage her to watch 10 or more hours of Tolkien through Peter Jackson? Yes, she went to find another dick. What a shock. Learn from your mistake. You can still hate women though, this is fine.
>have your gf watch 11 hours of Tolkien in a single day
WTF were you thinking?
skill issue, i literally marathoned the movies with my alt gf and she liked it
It is a great movie.
I think the hobbit movies were better.
said no real person ever
worst of the 3
Oh and I'm trans btw if that matters
Overrated as frick
I understand it if you like children movies though
the older i get the more impressive they are. i hate capeshit, pixar, w/e
more than any other character, sauronman's sin is pride. he wants power and glory but just as much to be perceived as having them.
in a twisted way, like the 2001's HAL, he was following his directive, as he presumably imagined overpowering and replacing him as sauron, which would technically be saving the world from sauron's darkness.
Jackson’s LoTR was the beginning of the end. One of the last great action/adventure flicks before trannoids and capeshit decimated the industry
contrarian homosexuals
Prove me wrong.
I prefer tombstone
post 'em
3>1>2
1 = 2 = 3
I only ever watch them all at once, once a year. It's one story.
wise anon
1 >>>>>>>> 2 = 3
twin towers was the best one
I liked LOTR when I was 8, and since then I have realized they are bad movies. Like what is Saruman's wants and needs?
Saruman wanted ultimate power and fulfilment. Those are his wants and needs. He was mentally weak but powerful wizard vulnerable to corruption. Think you missed that part where he explains his motives. He was afraid and wanted to be on the right side of history. Sounds like youve watched it too many times and are now bored and jaded
>all white cast
Yuck.
you live in an era, where good things are taken and warped into perverse homosexual commie propaganda, don't talk about the things you like, don't promote the things you like or they will cease to exist, if you like something show indifference, don't tell people especially women and shitskins anything, protect white culture from the people destroying it