Checked.
He also rescued Mark from being Jeremy's hostage without a moments hesitation. Even sniffed Marks shit and made a health judgement. That's pretty based.
>Mark get in, the janny found my sneed posts. I need you to post dicky in the euphoria thread to distract him while I post two separate walled and mogged threads. Those should get us some (You)s but are ultimately just a distraction for janny so I can post a picture of a pornstar and imply that she's an actress. Imagine the (You)s Corrigan.
Internal Monologue: Oh god why does he always give me the euphoria threads, those gay zoomers are starting to convince me that "she" is hot.
Right away Alan. >By the way, I really liked Jeff's proposal to merge Cinemaphile and /gif/ into a kind of mega board and I've asked him to email it through to asiatic moot this afternoon.
Internal Monologue: WHAT?! JEFF! Oh no...if the /gif/ posters are allowed on here it'll be wall to wall troony porn threads, I'm barely keeping it together as is. Any time I see a picture of a woman I zoom in and check for an adams apple. Maybe it'll just be easier to give in and enjoy it...ha chance would be a fine thing. No, for me, it's the Nigella Lawson mommy threads. Must find a way to stop Jeff before he finds a way to smuggle sissy hypno onto my board. >IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL
>Mark we need to talk about your posting performance lately. I saw your Sopranos thread last night, using that picture of Sil as the OP? That's pathetic Mark, how many times do I have to tell you that adriana_tennis.png is going to bring in more (You)s. Come on Mark, we're in the posting business here, it's not about you it's about (You). Now I've just noticed there's active threads up for both Breaking Bad AND The Wire and not a single post about The Shield in either of them, care to explain?
>Corrigan, it's up. Did you see Amazon released the Lord of the Rings trailer? Black dwarves Mark, with a queen to boot.
R-right Alan, so...yes massa and dey hea posts? >That's right Mark, and you saw that swarthy hand touch Galadriel's hair right?
Faenor BTFO? >Precisely. I want you to get on Fiverr and engage those Indian bread bakers, there's bound to be extra jannies around right now and they'll be deleting our threads faster than we can make them.
The Indians are refusing to work with you since you started posting Good Morning Sir threads, remember? >Phillipinos then, we can afford them for this. We've got until September to milk this trailer for (You)s Corrigan, you've still got the stomach for this right?
Internal monologue: The rangeban on my VPN expired yesterday, maybe I'll stick to phoneposting for now I don't want to waste a VPN ban on something that isn't porn do I?
Of course Alan. >IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL
Internal Monologue: Just 10 more minutes, 10 minutes is all I need then I'll be back to posting on Cinemaphile. Heh a quick visit to /gif/ never hurt anyone, and the (You)s here are so easy. A BBC here, a troony there and ah yes a cumshot thread that should get the (You)s rolling in. Now a quick powerwank and I'll get back to harvesting JLB approved (You)s, but which thread? Oh chubby amateurs, the anxious self-hating man's crumpet. Now if I can just- >Corrigan!?
Johnson?! >Is that...normal posting Mark?
*closes /gif/ tabs*
Absolutely Alan, I was just reading some posts on /b/ haha you know what they say Cinemaphile is blue /b/! >I think not Corrigan, that was far too many pornographic thumbnails even for /b/. You were on /gif/ again.
Alan no, it's not like that. >How many times do I have to tell you Mark, we run a clean shop here. Blue (You)s only, there's no margin on pink (You)s.
Alan, I can't- >Can't stop? I understand Corrrigan, you're a coomer aren't you? It's ok we've all been there.
Internal Monologue: A coomer?! Surely he can't think this poorly of me.
Alan I'm not a coomer, it was just one (1) wank. >It's never just one (1) wank Corrigan. One (1) wank turns into one (1) wank a day which quickly becomes one (1) wank an hour. Come with me we're going to Cinemaphile you need to learn about nofap and semen retention.
Internal Monologue: Oh no, not Cinemaphile. I'll admit their zinc based load supplement stack did improve my life but they're just so gay it's hard to take them seriously on anything else. Not that I'm a homophobe, but their obsession with pictures of shirtless men is just not my cup of tea and I've only recently recovered from the bullying after they tricked me into posting my physique. >IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL
> Oh no, not Cinemaphile. I'll admit their zinc based load supplement stack did improve my life but they're just so gay it's hard to take them seriously on anything else.
Fricking this, Mark you based lad Cinemaphile really are a bunch of benders.
>And that's why I've asked asiatic moot to range ban all IPs from non-white countries from the site, and obviously that would include mediterraneans, you understand Mark?
Internal Monologue: I really am sick of him /misc/ posting on my nice comfy blue board, but then again he's the only real friend I have on this damn site. Still better company than the trannies and the coomers.
Y-yes I suppose it is better this way Daryl.
Internal Monologue: Don't set him off whatever you do Mark. Don't ask open ended questions, don't mention the war and definitely do not mention israelites. >Hey, what are you up to later on? Fancy swinging by the paki shop for some vindaloo and we can grab a few jars of lager, my shout mate! I've got a favour to ask you too.
Internal Monologue: Oh god no. >See I got banned from Twitter again and I've used all my burner phones on accounts already but I urgently need to tweet something. Can I use your phone number to setup an account mate?
Can't you just buy a burner from Mr. Patel? >He's barred me from his shop for yelling REDEEMED while he was scanning my lotto tickets. Please mate, it's fairly urgent.
What could be urgent about a tweet Daryl? >Abigail Shapiro is pregnant Mark and I need to tell her brother I want to frick her and suckle on her engorged, khazar milkers.
Internal Monologue: Oh here we go, not again.
You're not going to post anything antisimetic are you Daryl? The police actually came to my flat after I gave you my wifi password. >Course not mate, just a bit of banter for old mate Ben. Or as I like to call him Binyamin which is the israelite version of Benjamin, they like to do that you know adopt an Anglicised name to conceal their j*wish ancestry. It's a form of crypsis mate, we call them crypto israelites.
Internal Monologue: I don't understand this fixation he has on Abigail Shapiro, I thought he hated israelites. How on earth did we go from talking about Stargate to this? I just wanted to do some comfy Daniel Jackson posting. >IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL
>mark is moments away from dinner and sex with an older woman who he genuinely gets on with >but literally runs out on her like a her husband did to go back to dobby, and ugly brummy who ditches him for someone better
Why did he consistently make the worst decisions? Was it cowardice?
>underage
Still better than the other ones imo. Every girl in this show is mid
>she was 17 years old, 11 months, 364 days old you sick frick!
Elena's good too
c**t
there's some massive plebs on my board tonight that's for sure
this crack is R E A L L Y moreish
Big Suze definitely
Don't care, Johnson is based
Checked.
He also rescued Mark from being Jeremy's hostage without a moments hesitation. Even sniffed Marks shit and made a health judgement. That's pretty based.
johnson is an honorary white
Based posh spazz enjoyers
Sophie's mum
Jezza's mum
Is cauliflower traditional?
No
There’s a few contenders. Toni’s up there, but so is Mark’s crush from high school.
Toni is batshit crazy though
Can't remember her name, but the MILF that Mark meets at some night school. He ends up ditching her for that c**t Dobbie.
Stephanie the classy business woman
>Mark get in, the janny found my sneed posts. I need you to post dicky in the euphoria thread to distract him while I post two separate walled and mogged threads. Those should get us some (You)s but are ultimately just a distraction for janny so I can post a picture of a pornstar and imply that she's an actress. Imagine the (You)s Corrigan.
Internal Monologue: Oh god why does he always give me the euphoria threads, those gay zoomers are starting to convince me that "she" is hot.
Right away Alan.
>By the way, I really liked Jeff's proposal to merge Cinemaphile and /gif/ into a kind of mega board and I've asked him to email it through to asiatic moot this afternoon.
Internal Monologue: WHAT?! JEFF! Oh no...if the /gif/ posters are allowed on here it'll be wall to wall troony porn threads, I'm barely keeping it together as is. Any time I see a picture of a woman I zoom in and check for an adams apple. Maybe it'll just be easier to give in and enjoy it...ha chance would be a fine thing. No, for me, it's the Nigella Lawson mommy threads. Must find a way to stop Jeff before he finds a way to smuggle sissy hypno onto my board.
>IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL
Fricking kek
Perfect, got a great laugh from me.
Top jej
holy shit
Big Suze without a shadow of a doubt
>Mark we need to talk about your posting performance lately. I saw your Sopranos thread last night, using that picture of Sil as the OP? That's pathetic Mark, how many times do I have to tell you that adriana_tennis.png is going to bring in more (You)s. Come on Mark, we're in the posting business here, it's not about you it's about (You). Now I've just noticed there's active threads up for both Breaking Bad AND The Wire and not a single post about The Shield in either of them, care to explain?
I've only watched 4 seasons so far, Big Suze and Nancy are by far the hottest so far
>Corrigan, it's up. Did you see Amazon released the Lord of the Rings trailer? Black dwarves Mark, with a queen to boot.
R-right Alan, so...yes massa and dey hea posts?
>That's right Mark, and you saw that swarthy hand touch Galadriel's hair right?
Faenor BTFO?
>Precisely. I want you to get on Fiverr and engage those Indian bread bakers, there's bound to be extra jannies around right now and they'll be deleting our threads faster than we can make them.
The Indians are refusing to work with you since you started posting Good Morning Sir threads, remember?
>Phillipinos then, we can afford them for this. We've got until September to milk this trailer for (You)s Corrigan, you've still got the stomach for this right?
Internal monologue: The rangeban on my VPN expired yesterday, maybe I'll stick to phoneposting for now I don't want to waste a VPN ban on something that isn't porn do I?
Of course Alan.
>IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL
Now that the cum has settled, was it rape?
Nothing went up his bum.
Internal Monologue: Just 10 more minutes, 10 minutes is all I need then I'll be back to posting on Cinemaphile. Heh a quick visit to /gif/ never hurt anyone, and the (You)s here are so easy. A BBC here, a troony there and ah yes a cumshot thread that should get the (You)s rolling in. Now a quick powerwank and I'll get back to harvesting JLB approved (You)s, but which thread? Oh chubby amateurs, the anxious self-hating man's crumpet. Now if I can just-
>Corrigan!?
Johnson?!
>Is that...normal posting Mark?
*closes /gif/ tabs*
Absolutely Alan, I was just reading some posts on /b/ haha you know what they say Cinemaphile is blue /b/!
>I think not Corrigan, that was far too many pornographic thumbnails even for /b/. You were on /gif/ again.
Alan no, it's not like that.
>How many times do I have to tell you Mark, we run a clean shop here. Blue (You)s only, there's no margin on pink (You)s.
Alan, I can't-
>Can't stop? I understand Corrrigan, you're a coomer aren't you? It's ok we've all been there.
Internal Monologue: A coomer?! Surely he can't think this poorly of me.
Alan I'm not a coomer, it was just one (1) wank.
>It's never just one (1) wank Corrigan. One (1) wank turns into one (1) wank a day which quickly becomes one (1) wank an hour. Come with me we're going to Cinemaphile you need to learn about nofap and semen retention.
Internal Monologue: Oh no, not Cinemaphile. I'll admit their zinc based load supplement stack did improve my life but they're just so gay it's hard to take them seriously on anything else. Not that I'm a homophobe, but their obsession with pictures of shirtless men is just not my cup of tea and I've only recently recovered from the bullying after they tricked me into posting my physique.
>IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL
> Oh no, not Cinemaphile. I'll admit their zinc based load supplement stack did improve my life but they're just so gay it's hard to take them seriously on anything else.
Fricking this, Mark you based lad Cinemaphile really are a bunch of benders.
>And that's why I've asked asiatic moot to range ban all IPs from non-white countries from the site, and obviously that would include mediterraneans, you understand Mark?
Internal Monologue: I really am sick of him /misc/ posting on my nice comfy blue board, but then again he's the only real friend I have on this damn site. Still better company than the trannies and the coomers.
Y-yes I suppose it is better this way Daryl.
Internal Monologue: Don't set him off whatever you do Mark. Don't ask open ended questions, don't mention the war and definitely do not mention israelites.
>Hey, what are you up to later on? Fancy swinging by the paki shop for some vindaloo and we can grab a few jars of lager, my shout mate! I've got a favour to ask you too.
Internal Monologue: Oh god no.
>See I got banned from Twitter again and I've used all my burner phones on accounts already but I urgently need to tweet something. Can I use your phone number to setup an account mate?
Can't you just buy a burner from Mr. Patel?
>He's barred me from his shop for yelling REDEEMED while he was scanning my lotto tickets. Please mate, it's fairly urgent.
What could be urgent about a tweet Daryl?
>Abigail Shapiro is pregnant Mark and I need to tell her brother I want to frick her and suckle on her engorged, khazar milkers.
Internal Monologue: Oh here we go, not again.
You're not going to post anything antisimetic are you Daryl? The police actually came to my flat after I gave you my wifi password.
>Course not mate, just a bit of banter for old mate Ben. Or as I like to call him Binyamin which is the israelite version of Benjamin, they like to do that you know adopt an Anglicised name to conceal their j*wish ancestry. It's a form of crypsis mate, we call them crypto israelites.
Internal Monologue: I don't understand this fixation he has on Abigail Shapiro, I thought he hated israelites. How on earth did we go from talking about Stargate to this? I just wanted to do some comfy Daniel Jackson posting.
>IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL
kek
>He's barred me from his shop for yelling REDEEMED while he was scanning my lotto tickets.
>mark is moments away from dinner and sex with an older woman who he genuinely gets on with
>but literally runs out on her like a her husband did to go back to dobby, and ugly brummy who ditches him for someone better
Why did he consistently make the worst decisions? Was it cowardice?
>Was it cowardice?
Yes
Pic related and it's not even close
This. Was even-more waifu-worthy in "Story of the 2s" as well.
The one that got away for sure.
i liked her less when they brought her back in the final season
the final season was pretty bad in general, i wish they wrapped it up earlier.
final season was shit, 8 wasn't very good. The final scene of the show was ok and I suppose they needed to do that rather than just end it
The one from Magicians.
season 1 sophie
i will not elaborate
I can't divorce this Sophie from the one we know now, there's a absolute garbage human in there.
She was very cute and shy or at least acted that way, but then was sucking off Jeff the fat twat and she lost all innocence.
joke about metrical-imperian hangover was actually good
>seven (7) horcruxes voldemort? that's insane
>Sophie will never be desperate to be impregnated by you
>"Why don't we burn him, with cigarettes?"
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