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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PoC 1

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coin-toss between Polanski's Pirates and Cut-throat Island.
    If you aren't a zoomer, then Crimson Pirate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Polanski's Pirates
      been meaning to watch this it's really good enjoying it so far

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PotC 1-3
    Mutiny on the Bounty (all 3 versions; Brando's the best)
    Captain Phillips
    A Bad Traveling (Fincher's LD&R episode)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Captain Phillips
      Pirates are white, wear funny hats, and sail wooden ships. Oogaboogas with AKs and zodiacs are not pirates.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Captain Phillips was a b***h ass homie according to his crew.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Captain Phillips is kino but OK. 1950s Treasure Island then.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they are technically pirates, anon
        if you want to differentiate them so badly call the 1600s pirates "buccaneers", because that is what they were called during that time period

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A cheetah is technically a cat yet it’s commonly understood when someone asks you what kind of cat makes a good pet they aren’t including cheetahs in the scope of possible responses

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. People recommending Captain Phillips have no soul.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Boo fricking hoo, it's a great movie

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            OP here modern Black person pirates do not count (see picture of blackbeard)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon, ol timey wooden leg pirates were mostly african and escaped slaves too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A cheetah is technically a cat yet it’s commonly understood when someone asks you what kind of cat makes a good pet they aren’t including cheetahs in the scope of possible responses

          Not in pop culture and movies, which if you remember, is what this FRICKING BOARD IS ABOUT.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all 3 versions; Brando's the best
      yep, although I do like Hopkins' turn as bligh, and the Tahitiantattas

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    POTC and the parts of Black Sails where they're at sea.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First season of Black Sails imo. The later seasons are okay but the first is great.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    muppet treasure island is a perfect film

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Captain Blood
    The Bounty films
    Pirates of Penzance if you're into music hall

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Our Flag Means Death of course. But only straight people will get it. It's very insensitive against queer people.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only the best of all time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Such a fun film

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Cutthroat Island worth a watch?
    I’ve been tempted to see it due to its notoriety for killing off Carolco.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >onions of the caribbean
    people itt aren't serious right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh frick off you miserable contrarian.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he like onions of the reddit
        you have to go back, it's not even summer yet

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Treasure Island, the version with Christian Bale

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based choices

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a little silly how Shandy goes from being a clueless landlubber to the omnicompetent chief of Davies' pirate gang in the span of six months.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming you want something that isn't comic-book esque disneyslop (ie Poc), then Blackbeard: Terror at Sea is pretty decent.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Muppets Kino Island

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look no further.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Early One Piece was pure Pirate kino, I hate how it just turned into another DBZ.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unironically pirates of the carribean trilogy, with rank in order of appearance, and nothing else even comes close

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    master and commander counts as a pirate movie

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PotC 1-3
    One Piece (inb4 animeslop)
    Treasure Island
    Treasure Planet
    Black Sails
    Hook

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