>best pro athlete in the world is allowed to be in the triwizard
yeah i'm real fricking sure the San Diego Padres would let their $400m investment play in the death olympics
>best pro athlete in the world is allowed to be in the triwizard
>best pro athlete in the world is allowed to be in the triwizard
yeah i'm real fricking sure the San Diego Padres would let their $400m investment play in the death olympics
It's a matter of honor, something you clearly lack
BIG missed opportunity that they didn't have Harry face off against this guy in a quidditch match and see Harry to the distance against the pro MVP seeker.
Aren't world cup players on dragon ball bullshit levels of speed?
What?
I vaguely remember something that the magic binoculars harry buys are on a slower speed so he gets suprised when the announcer said someone scored and he just saw the first pass
What the frick are you on RN there is no magic binoculars.
Is this a bit guys?
>Omnioculars were the wizarding equivalent of Muggle binoculars, but with the additional features of being able to magically slow down and replay action.[1]
have you read the books?
This is the television and film board, no one has any idea what you're talking about but you.
their global population is probably like 10k doubt there's much difference between the school teams and professional players really
this, Oliver Wood was objective dogshit who let in 10 goals per game and even he was a reserve keeper for some pro team
there's several british professional teams yet there's only four house teams, don't know how old a player could realistically be but since hogwarts is the only british wizarding school they probably take anyone from the school teams into the professional teams
any rowling twitter posts about hogwarts having more students than we think or whatever doesn't count she could have had one or two throw away lines about a few other smaller wizarding schools and she never did
Yeah it's probably like "professional" ultimate frisbee players
you forgot to factor in magic brooms which seems to be the main factor in speed
What a dumb assumption.
>fly after a thing on a broom speed of which is determined by how much money you have
>catch said thing
>match is over, insta win
wtf
Imagine buying tickets to this shit and someone catches the snitch in the first 5 min
I think snitch catches are supposed to be super rare, but the movies give a distorted picture of that because we only see the games where Harry gets the snitch, making it seem like that occurs every game not once in every 50.
I train martial arts with this Bulgarian guy and although he's nice enough, he is the dumbest motherfricker I have ever met in my life. Like if /misc/ was a person. Is that representative of the nation at large?
Yes, can confirm. We are beyond moronation, we should have never left our villages in the first place.
Why, what did he say?
he was whining about muslims and israelites all the time
Kek, might've been an actual /misc/tard. But nah wouldn't say everyone is like this, especially zoomies, they don't care.
Sounds based and correct. Maybe you were the homosexual all along.
not me
If he had a problem with Muslims and israelites then he'd be based. In actuality he's an unironic flat earther who loves Angela Merkel.
Sounds based
you sound like a homosexual
upvoted for visibility!
>viktor kroom
terfs only in this bread
They're an advanced culture. Not everyone thinks like a fricking nose-person in terms of only money.
>I train martial arts with this Bulgarian guy and although he's nice enough, he is the dumbest motherfricker I have ever met in my life. Like if /misc/ was a person. Is that representative of the nation at large?
What happens if your name gets picked and you refuse to play? Does the goblet just kill you?
Also, why would Dumbledore put up a spell to keep people of a certain age from inserting their name, but let someone put in another person’s name against their will?
implied it does because it's a magical contract which sounds cool but isn't explored much in the books. weird how that makes it really easy to forge people's signatures on magical documents so long as you haves something they actually signed
Dumbledore just didn't have a contingency plan for there being a mole in the school.
Literally every defense of the dark arts teacher
I said he didn't have one, not he shouldn't have one.
>What happens if your name gets picked and you refuse to play? Does the goblet just kill you?
You put your own name in there so that isn't an issue, usually.
>Also, why would Dumbledore put up a spell to keep people of a certain age from inserting their name, but let someone put in another person’s name against their will?
You had to be old enough to do it and no reasonable adult would ever do that so he probably didn't consider he'd need that
Old enough to do it meant 17+ and I know plenty of 20 year olds that would have thrown in some 13 year old's name as a lark. Imagine how many racists there would have been throwing in the names of non-white students. Or students they hate. Harry Potter's name would've been thrown in by half the Slytherin 7th years because they were convinced he'd fail it or die. Voldemort didn't need a mole at all.
i think it's more like in the triwizard tournament you could potentially die, just like anyone who regularly participates in the winter olympics could fall and break their fricking neck while snowboarding or get crushed by a bobsled.
*Every girl watching gets soaked when those tubas/horns start blaring*
can you stop a man who can kill you at will with a stick
Well they let their $340 million investment fool around on a motorcycle in the offseason and destroy his wrist
I thought "no motorcycles" was normally part of contracts and they would have gotten out of it on those grounds if he really fricked himself up.
t. SEETHING little dork mad cos he got mogged by the Chad again, even in fiction
MANY
SUCH
CASES
!!!
you will never touch hermione's pussy, harry
>Chands win even in incel books
what the F*CK did Rowling mean by this???
in the book he isn't a chad cedric is
how the frick is not the most successful school athlete in the world not a gigachad, moron?
Because he plays a stupid sport like Quidditch. It’s like Rowling had never played any sports before or something.
>sport like Quidditch
thats like the football of the mage world, homie is basically Christiano Ronaldo
Disingenuous comparison since penaldo will never sniff a world cup final
This is what Viktor Krum looks like today. Feel old yet?
Wtf is he a real professional quittich player IRL?
why is he wearing spiderman pants?
It's a Chad thing, you wouldn't get it.
like a gigachad?
>gigachad
>5'8
well, the main hero in the series like 5'2 so he moggs him
imagine being Hermione and choosing ugly abusive toxic cuck Weasley over this chad
why are women like this? why the frick do I even bother trying to be the "good guy"...?!?
This happens only in books and movies. IRL she will be all over Viktor's dick
hot as frick
considering most schools usually have 2 or 3 different sports, what would be the alternative to quidditch?
Blernsball
maybe they just played cricket or something
making everything have some sort of magical gimmick wouldn't really make sense in a realistic setting
>england
>cricket
makes sense
all-female naked love potion crafting/kissing league
There's gobstones but that's more like a game than a sport, and there's quodpot but they don't play that at Hogwarts
>Swivenhodge was a broom game that began in Herefordshire, England. Players would sit backwards on their broomsticks and bat an inflated pig's bladder across a hedge using the brush end of the broom. The player to miss the bladder gave their opponent a point, and the first player to reach fifty points was the winner. Swivenhodge was still played in England, but never achieved widespread popularity
>Creaothceann was a broom game that originated in Scotland, typically regarded as a highly dangerous sport.Despite its ban, Creaothceann was still played illegally in the 21st century.
Probably the first one and that magic chess are played but not as popular in howarts than quidditch. Football/soccer could be also played by people with nonwizzard parents
The true answer is that JKR didn't tough about that.
Mumblebumpies where limp wristed homos flick pillows at each other with magic
>HEHE LETS GO SEE THE WORLD CUP
>the WHOLE match is OFFSCREEN
what'd they mean by this
San Diego gay
Am I remembering the book wrong or was krum supposed to be vaguely autistic and unable to do much else than riding broom
no, he just barely spoke english and was shy so he couldn't invite hermione to the dance
He was just ESL and barely spoke English.
No, you're not
Don't you remember the bit where it says he walks oddly and awkwardly on the ground, juxtaopositoned against how graceful he was in the air? If memory serves it said his eyebrows were always angry looking and his shoulders hunched up.
Durmstrang’s breakdancing team needed Krum to come along so they could to pull off that cool entrance with the pyrotechnics in front of the other schools.
*does some dumb shit with a staff*
Everyone was still impressed. Guys were chads.
can YOU do some dumb shit with a staff...?!?
In the world of wizarding I feel like bostaff skills would be like that scene from Indiana Jones when Indy just caps the guy doing deadly techniques with a scimitar.
why? they are all a bunch of limp wrists waving around their gay wands, staff skills seem too much for them
Maybe a wizard wielding a staff like that as his wand would kick fricking ass, deflect anything and spam spells from weird directions.
Then again they seem to have an "auto deflect" spell that gives them a sphere of coverage because they always deflect shit with the flick of a wrist no matter where they're gonna get hit.
Idk.
thats lotr, harry potter was literally made for complete beta losers
>18 years old
>Dates 14 year old Hermione
Groomer movie.
>seniors aren't allowed to date freshman
since when?
>VIKTOR DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE the San Diego Padres asked calmly
lol
>Yes, can confirm. We are beyond moronation, we should have never left our villages in the first place.
Imagine Ron the loser being with Hermione knowing she will always be dreaming about Viktor's big wiener (and successful life)
Tatis will go down as the biggest waste of money in MLB history… literally had never played a full season and is now hurt and isn’t healing right. They had him for SIX YEARS before they had to pay him anything. Makes no sense.
>best pro athlete in the world is still in high school
Can't be that hard to find new ones then
Wgat does it feel like to see a chad be the first to kiss/frick your virgin crush?
>best pro athlete in the world
>on the san diego padres
I don't know what any of this thread is supposed to mean but I'm gonna go ahead and say it: OP is a homosexual.
lmao homie of all possible examples you used the San Diego Padres???