Best seats for Oppenheimer?

Black = taken
Blue = available

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is this a couples theater? buy D5 and sit next to that lonely fricker

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guess I can’t see Oppenheimer due to no singles again

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        buy 2 tickets and ask Robert to join you at the kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      back row is always the gay row, OP knows what he is getting into

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      back row is always the gay row, OP knows what he is getting into

      >2nd to last row taken

      They just want to smell it, but not get involved: totally not gay whatsoever.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon watch out that theatre is filled with blacks!

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    F6
    D5
    C5

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cursed theater layout. I would go with C5, 6 if with a friend and D5 if alone.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    B3

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you dont sit in A3 you're not chalked full of true grit

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the seat in my basement where i shitpost about it on Cinemaphile

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    my living room is bigger than this fricking kinoplex

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    last time i've been in a movie theater was 2016 when I sat in the back and got a blowjob from my first cousin.

    Haven't been to one since, all new movies look shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope it was a female cousin

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, id share her photo but she's all over social media and I dont wanna dox myself.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was Zootopia btw, movie was also shit but I didn't care

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at the time this starts, look at the taken seats and then tell me what kind of person goes to watch an atomic bomb blow their fricking eyes and ears out this early.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one wants to sit next to the disabled seats?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those are reserved for the carers of disable people.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just go by yourself and act like a disabled moron and then you get a seat with no one next to you

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >act

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it, guys, I'll go Monday. Best seats now?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why just go for C5,D5 in the above pic.
      in this pic C3 D3

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bring your own inflatable chair and put it in the empty space between E1 and E2

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the theatre has 4k Dolby Atmos in it?

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is IMAX LASER ok? how does it compare to normal cinema?
    there's only 3 70mm IMAX in the UK as far as i can tell (2 london, 1 manchester)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fake imax is still better than a standard theater, bigger screen better sound

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