>Harry stretched his legs desperately along the whimsical corridors and flights of stairs through hogwarts >dodging fanged frisbees, dungbombs, dissapearing doors, archways leading to fractalised dimensions of infinite horror, the rush of owls delivering the sunday edition of the daily profit, and Draco Malfoy’s blood purity based hate speech >he just HAD to get to Ching Chong first and ask her out to the yule ball first, before that absolute CHAD Cedric did. >he thought of her sleek hair, boyish figure and slanted eyes as he leapt over a cursed section of tile on the floor that you could never step away from once you’d made contact with it. >as he landed he strode out even more desperately, elongating his hamstrings. >where was Ching Chong Ding Dong? >He’d tried the self serve section of the school’s cafeteria, where they had fried rice and sweet and sour pork. >He’d tried the karate dojo. >He’d even tried Dumbledore’s extra curricular origami class, where the cranes were animated by ancient dark magic and decades worth of them flapped around above the students, bumping into each other and the ceiling, desperate to escape and end their enchantment, yearning to die, to cease the torture of their existence. >But, as they say, no dice. >He furrowed his brow, and stretched his legs to the Library >He weaved past Hermione who was near the entrance, droning on and on about elf rights. >And there she was, munching on a fortune cookie as she studied. The love of his life: Ching Ling Wing Ding.
>Why are you wasting your time studying? We both know you’re too stupid to pass and too pretty to need to? Said Harry, opening with a classic and based neg. >Oh Hello Hally. Fortune Cookie, velly nice. Lots and lots of flied lice. >Clearly their communication had broken down already, as it usually did >DO. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. TO. THE. BALL. WITH. ME?! >At this, Ching Chang Wang Dang Phang looked troubled >Ah Solly no. Me go Cedric. He tall. He handsomu. He six foot. >Chong Wong Chung Wung was five foot two herself. >Harry stretched his legs to a fever pitch as he ran from the Library, trying to make sure no one could see him crying >He passed Hermione on the way out, who was also crying, as Malfoy had found her and was saying all kinds of based things about House Elves, calling them things like “attic goblins” and “furniture” who needed a beating for being more interested in wearing their “tea cosy best” instead of “licking the toilet bowl clean as instructed”. Harry agreed but was too upset to stop for any banter. >He muttered to himself in a disgruntled way about how disgusting any white man who fricked a asiatics sideways pussy was. >“I’m no race traitor, not like Cedric. Still I need a date…Luna’s white. Younger too!” >Happily whistling a jaunty tune, his mind made up, he stretched his legs off in search of the new love of his life. >Still he thought, maybe keeping with the Ravenclaw theme was a mistake. Where they too smart to let him saw back and forth in their pusses till he spunked his awful load of clumpy goop up deep in their gashes? >“If this doesn’t work, then a Hufflepuff next.” >“one of the second years.”
>Why are you wasting your time studying? We both know you’re too stupid to pass and too pretty to need to? Said Harry, opening with a classic and based neg. >Oh Hello Hally. Fortune Cookie, velly nice. Lots and lots of flied lice. >Clearly their communication had broken down already, as it usually did >DO. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. TO. THE. BALL. WITH. ME?! >At this, Ching Chang Wang Dang Phang looked troubled >Ah Solly no. Me go Cedric. He tall. He handsomu. He six foot. >Chong Wong Chung Wung was five foot two herself. >Harry stretched his legs to a fever pitch as he ran from the Library, trying to make sure no one could see him crying >He passed Hermione on the way out, who was also crying, as Malfoy had found her and was saying all kinds of based things about House Elves, calling them things like “attic goblins” and “furniture” who needed a beating for being more interested in wearing their “tea cosy best” instead of “licking the toilet bowl clean as instructed”. Harry agreed but was too upset to stop for any banter. >He muttered to himself in a disgruntled way about how disgusting any white man who fricked a asiatics sideways pussy was. >“I’m no race traitor, not like Cedric. Still I need a date…Luna’s white. Younger too!” >Happily whistling a jaunty tune, his mind made up, he stretched his legs off in search of the new love of his life. >Still he thought, maybe keeping with the Ravenclaw theme was a mistake. Where they too smart to let him saw back and forth in their pusses till he spunked his awful load of clumpy goop up deep in their gashes? >“If this doesn’t work, then a Hufflepuff next.” >“one of the second years.”
This is genuinely what Chinese peoples names are like
I deal with a lot of chinks in my work (truly the worst people on earth but that's another topic) and they really be having names like Chien chien chiuen
>(truly the worst people on earth but that's another topic)
They're not worse than poos
>poos are bad but they're at least fun to laugh at
They had some good kino moments during the South African riots in 2021. Literally driving through the streets shooting every nog they passed.
even told my (white) gf (female) and she keeps sending me porn of asian girls now
never told her I love her eyes because they kind of look like chink eyes though
doubt it, every time I tried to bring that fantasy up she's just pivot it back to her fantasies of me fricking someone else, then being extremely jealous of that fictional person
she's sending you porn so you can jerk your little wiener while she gets her back blown out by other dudes
god I love asians
I have an intense yellow fever
even told my (white) gf (female) and she keeps sending me porn of asian girls now
never told her I love her eyes because they kind of look like chink eyes though
even told my (white) gf (female) and she keeps sending me porn of asian girls now
never told her I love her eyes because they kind of look like chink eyes though
ngl I guess if I didn't have a gf I'd just make like yearly long trips to malaysia or some shit
>having unironic cuck fantasies
kys
what can I say, I love a good imagery of my gf getting exhausted by constant dicking
because I sure as frick don't have the stamina for more than two hours of the whole thing (including long foreplay)
[...]
shut up fat ass the only thing you're carpet bombing is the back side of your toilet and the only thing shaking is your pc desk after all 600lbs of you sit down
There is an uncanny overlap between Russian, Latina, and jomon Japanese that makes me diamonds.
She likes watching X Files with no lights on, with dollar bays on, and hopes the smoking man's in this one
She's like Harrison Ford, getting frantic. Harry's tantric, like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Dans la maison* ie at home
[...]
God you people are bottom of the barrel moronic mutts.
>fake asian eyes
you mean asiatic you fricking mouth breathing morons?
No it is you who is the moron, epicanthic folds are found in celts, Sami, early Russian, south African tribes, etc. Calling them asiatic even though they are hundreds of thousands of years removed from Asians is your choice. Some of them are from Mongol admixtures though. It takes less than 2 percent of "Asian" genes to have epicanthic folds.
Every woman in the world would still choose a Bongaloid over a Chinese or an Indian. There are essentially 1.5 billion men on earth who are utterly unfrickable.
>never told her I love her eyes because they kind of look like chink eyes though
One of my exes looked Asian enough that when we were on holiday locals repeatedly tried speaking to her as if she were one of them and then looked surprised when she didn't understand.
And yet she was pure Italian. It was uncanny how the genes played out in that one.
Her eyes also did the ^ ^ thing when she smiled, so much that she literally looked like an IRL anime character.
Only in the films. There's no "Seamus blows up stuff" gag in the books. There's a single instance in the first book of Seamus botching a spell and setting fire to a feather. In the film the feather explodes for some reason instead and it's carried through the whole film series.
shut up fat ass the only thing you're carpet bombing is the back side of your toilet and the only thing shaking is your pc desk after all 600lbs of you sit down
Oh, right. I really believe the people that say the filmmakers were Hermione simps that wanted to sabotage the other characters with changes like that. Giving a lot of Ron's good moments to Hermione in the movies is another example.
>Malfoy calls Hermione a Mudblood >Ron gets angry and attacks him with his broken wand and jinxes himself
Same so far, then >Book: Hermione doesn't understand the slur, Ron and Hagrid have to explain it to her and thus why Ron got so angry >Film: Hermione explains the slur and is inexplicably really upset as if it's a slur she's lived with all her life despite her being Muggle Born and having zero context for it, Ron just vomits up slugs saying nothing.
Steve Kloves is a hack.
They aren't. The asian look overlaps with neotenous (childlike) physical features so hapas look more asian when they are young (also makes them more cute imo). They start to look more white as they get older. By 30 something a lot of the asian side can be gone.
Basically this. Go look up pics or videos of Filthy Frank when he was a kid and he looks much more Japanese than he does now. Nowadays he basically looks like a white guy.
dude I swear I just find the asians that match with me on Hinge way more attractive than any normie white girls
this is in NYC too so all the asians are like hyperovereducated multi-instrumentalists who probably work in corporate finance and all the white girls who match with me are tattooed bushwick bawds
it's fricking weird
Wasn't it sort of implied that she would've dated Harry if Cedric didn't ask first, but Harry was too much of a sperg to ask anyone because he was too busy being angsty?
they definitely are wife material but at the same time no. wives are expected to birth you children and mixed asian babies are ugly. unless you get a vasectomy and hate kids then they are literally perfect wives
I feel like Hogwarts would have gotten shut down after it was exposed that administration allowed students to be tortured en masse.
Maybe just have the students portkey to some other schools for a semester or two while they investigate the Hogwarts Inquisition and replace the people who stood by while the staff let people cast crucio on children.
>jk tried to veto Katie because she was too pretty and decided 'she isn't an Authentic Chiinese girl'
So instead they changed it so that Cho is drugged instead of her friend
Did she ever end up getting any closure or redemption or anything or was that kind of it for her character? I sort of remember Harry coming down a bit hard given the circumstances.
Not really. She supports the DA efforts during the Deathly Hallows at Hogwarts and partakes in the final battle but otherwise she doesn't really interact with Harry again. It's especially bad in the film version where she snitches rather than her friend, but only because she had been dosed with Veritaserum so it wasn't her fault at all (another missing point, Snape had been giving Umbridge fake Veritaserum in the book), but it's never acknowledged if Harry apologizes to her or anything.
Not really. She supports the DA efforts during the Deathly Hallows at Hogwarts and partakes in the final battle but otherwise she doesn't really interact with Harry again. It's especially bad in the film version where she snitches rather than her friend, but only because she had been dosed with Veritaserum so it wasn't her fault at all (another missing point, Snape had been giving Umbridge fake Veritaserum in the book), but it's never acknowledged if Harry apologizes to her or anything.
What if instead of the reboot being just another retelling of the story (because let's be honest, even with it being marketed as faithful I doubt it's not going to change stuff from the books too), we instead got an official AU? Like a full-blown exploration of a "What If" universe?
My favorite is the "Golden Trio in Different Houses" AU, Harry in Slytherin, Hermione in Ravenclaw, and Ron in Hufflepuff, and how these changes alter the history and characters. Beats watching the same story again for a 3rd time.
This just reminds me how dogshit the housing system is in a worldbuilding sense. I get it’s reminiscent of British prep schools but man it’s bad in universe.
they're bad irl
my school had houses with points and everything and when the films came out they got slowly scrapped, because everyone became aware of how dated, stupid, and counterproductive they were
mark my words, there will be an HBO show set in HP universe with GoT budget with a black girl lead (the British equivalent of Zendaya). Harry Potter will die, obviously, in the same fashion as Han Solo and Luke died in the sequels trilogy
>caring about the race of stage actors
Lol. Her only mistake was trying to retcon Hermione’s race in order to justify the casting. She should have just ignored it.
yeah, the mistake was not saying >it's a play, they do this shit all the time
Trying to play it off as the book being non descriptive is disingenuous at best, because even if she never had indicated her race (she did) the books go out of their way to indicate whenever someone isn't white, so not specifying it explicitly IS an indication. If you don't believe me, look up the introduction to every non white character and see if there's a single one that isn't either outright stated or has an indicative name
4 months ago
Anonymous
I think she calls Angelina “black” every time she first appears in each book.
This won’t happen because liberals hate HP and don’t want to rehabilitate it. Bread tube is full of videos shittalking the series and telling people to stop caring about it.
Exactly! And that is what makes it interesting, especially considering Ron's desire to stand out, now he is the first member of his family that wasn't in Gryffindor in years, how will he navigate that scenario? I think it would be fun, especially paired with the other 2 Slytherin Harry and Ravenclaw Hermione.
what waifu, anon? iirc in the books only 2 Slytherin girls are ever mentioned, the pug-like Pansy Parkinson (based on Rowling's school bully) and Millicent Bullstrode (or something), a big ol' girl
Anon, that single image is the whole reason why she gets attention in the first place. A completely blank slate that's hot, bundled up with a name, is like the holy grail to fanfic writers
aw jeez, do you mean this is one of the names called together with Hermione's for the examination? was there really a credited actress playing her in the movie?
This is accurate, same reason a random black extra was credited as "Lavender Brown" in one of the films, which created confusion since Lavender is white in the books and was white when she had an actual role in the sixth film.
>Book 1 mentions "Zabini, Blaise" as the last student sorted, a Slytherin, no details provided otherwise >Fanfic writers assumed this was a girl for years based off "Blaise" sounding feminine and used it as a self-insert Slytherin girl, typically a white blonde to pair with Malfoy >Book 6 has Blaise Zabini actually show up in a scene >Blaise is in fact a black boy, and is a rich snob with a gold digger mother.
>Fanfic writers assumed this was a girl for years based off "Blaise" sounding feminine
incidentally, "blasen" (blah-zen) means "to blow" in German and is used to denote fellatio the same the English counterpart is
Anon, that single image is the whole reason why she gets attention in the first place. A completely blank slate that's hot, bundled up with a name, is like the holy grail to fanfic writers
I do not believe that Wayne Hopkins, Megan Jones or Tracey Davis are real. Rowling is incapable of coming up with realistic sounding character names. It's just not a tool in her very limited toolbox. Those are friends of the Tumblroonie who drew this. I feel it in my bones.
>Anthony Goldstein is black?
If he is, then making his only two on-screen ancestors white Ashkenazis was an odd creative choice. Especially given that they both marry white guys, too.
The appearances in that pic are all mostly made up and illustrative, the only information we had is their name and that they were in Harry's year.
I do not believe that Wayne Hopkins, Megan Jones or Tracey Davis are real. Rowling is incapable of coming up with realistic sounding character names. It's just not a tool in her very limited toolbox. Those are friends of the Tumblroonie who drew this. I feel it in my bones.
They are real, you can check the wiki, I think it was an old Pottermore article or something that presented the names? I don't remember, but nope, they aren't fandom creations.
>massive castle for a school >only 34 students total in Harry's year
How many magical families did Voldemort kill? You would think with a school as huge as Hogwarts that they expected each year to have a lot of students in it.
Could definitely see quidditch teams focusing solely on taking out the other team’s seeker before trying to score useless points if it were a real sport.
Are there any numbers given for how many students were in the older years? The great hall was always packed with students and the Quidditch stands were always packed full.
If you want to be nice, you can conclude that Harry's year is just an unusually scarce one and normally there are a lot more, maybe double the amount. You could explain it away as not as many babies were born during the war with Voldemort.
Obviously, it's simply that Rowling didn't do the number crunching for plausibility, but it's fiction, you can think whatever you want of it.
Hogwarts was built during the golden age of wizards. There are probably just fewer wizards now. Especially after Gay Wizard Hitler and Snake Wizard Hitler thinned their numbers.
>it's a fanfic attempts to write out dialogue for Fleur Delacour, her sister, or Madame Maxine
It's a hoot, I tell you. You can say what you will about Rowling, she at least knew how a French accent would be written phonetically on paper.
>it's a Potter thread
why are Potter and LOTR threads so damn comfy, bros?
what are pieces of music from the films you love? i find the non-Williams scores bland, but there's one piece from HBP that i adore https://youtu.be/ppNvwtJvVqQ?si=7-3_msKL7mywPKPN. it's a strangely romantic motif to be called "Harry & Hermione" though (i know it's used in a scene of the two commiserating, that's not the point)
Everyone knows them. In the case of Potter, many people here have even read the books, not just seen the films, since they were so widely read and easy to get into.
what i said was more of a rhetorical question, but by that logic why shouldn't Marvel threads (particularly early-to-mid Marvel, up to GOTG1) be just as comfy? everyone's here seen them, idc how many contrarians gleefully post that they haven't
Marvel is tainted by the twin points of it being disney, and being ongoing.
Only an abject moron would come into a thread about a decades old property and whine about shilling, and despite Rowling's flaws she will never be as roundly despised as disney
Everyone knows them. In the case of Potter, many people here have even read the books, not just seen the films, since they were so widely read and easy to get into.
>it's a strangely romantic motif to be called "Harry & Hermione" though (i know it's used in a scene of the two commiserating, that's not the point)
learn to read, my gormless friend. i was commenting on the serendipitous fact that the track titled "Harry and Hermione" is the most tender and romantic one in the film
The funny thing is that it later turns out that she was forced to tell the truth. But the movie doesn't bother to mend her and Harry's relationship because it doesn't suit them, they just wanted to get her out of the picture.
I just remembered that Cho was still at Hogwarts at the end of the 7th book even though she was supposed to be a year ahead of Harry in books 3 and 4 and so would have graduated at the end of book 6. Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder.
One of the reasons the films really dropped the ball in the latter half. Phoenix is the longest book but the shortest film. Having Cho be an butthole like this was out of left field because they were lazy.
>While leading the 39th Army Group of the National Revolutionary Army, he planned to defect to the Japanese, but before he could do so he was kidnapped and buried alive by his sworn brother and subordinate Gao Shuxun, who later gained command of Shi’s unit.
I'll spoon feed since its a pretty horrid way to die.
To be fair, Gao was killing him in disgust for betraying China and for Shi most likely being the reason the Nationalist got ambushed and lost a lot of men to the Japanese. Shi was trying to get Gao to defect with him to Japan.
To be fair, Gao was killing him in disgust for betraying China and for Shi most likely being the reason the Nationalist got ambushed and lost a lot of men to the Japanese. Shi was trying to get Gao to defect with him to Japan.
She doesn't.
In the movie she gets drugged with veritaserum to reveal the DA meetings. Since it was forced out of her with magic it's not a betrayal.
In the books it was her friend who reveals the information, although not through veritaserum.
Cho also was less defending her friends betrayal and more against the punishment she got from it which was a curse that made "Snitch" form as zits on her friend's forehead that not even the Hogwarts nurses could cure.
Technically that was a huge miscast, Pansy is described in the books as being "pug-faced", doesn't seem like someone who would be conveniently pretty to me.
>you will never be a friendless student at hogwarts >you will never be befriended by a mean slytherin girl >you will never-
i have to stop having these thoughts
Can someone explain why the copypasta guy got so hung up on "stretched his legs"? I can barely recall any instances of that being said in the book. In fact only once. And I read the books over and over as a kid.
IIRC it was from Harold Bloom, who was otherwise a revered critic. It's funny because it either outs him as not having read the book he's reviewing, or (more likely) getting mad enough that a children's book repeats stock phrases that he felt the need to draw attention to it with hyperbole.
Can someone explain why the copypasta guy got so hung up on "stretched his legs"? I can barely recall any instances of that being said in the book. In fact only once. And I read the books over and over as a kid.
I did a search on transcripts of the first three or four books before and it showed up like twice. The funny part being one of said twice is in literally the first chapter of the first book, which would make it seem like the person read one chapter and then just made up what they decided the rest of the book is like.
>Asian character
>named Chickety China the Chinese Chicken
Really Rowling?
Thats what he gets for hooking up with a foreigner
She couldn't help it. She had a drumstick and her brain stopped ticking.
She likes watching X Files with no lights on, with dollar bays on, and hopes the smoking man's in this one
She's like Harrison Ford, getting frantic. Harry's tantric, like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
lol this made me laugh xD!!
Have a blessed day and a merry Christmas!
Edit: thanks for the updoots!
No it was Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong
>British character
>named Henry Retherford Limpwurth Ferrington Dinckle Jefferson Comstock Liverswollop Nicklebottom the 14th
>vaguely asian character born and raised in England or America
>author names them NOBUNAGA CHAO
No it was Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo
>Harry stretched his legs desperately along the whimsical corridors and flights of stairs through hogwarts
>dodging fanged frisbees, dungbombs, dissapearing doors, archways leading to fractalised dimensions of infinite horror, the rush of owls delivering the sunday edition of the daily profit, and Draco Malfoy’s blood purity based hate speech
>he just HAD to get to Ching Chong first and ask her out to the yule ball first, before that absolute CHAD Cedric did.
>he thought of her sleek hair, boyish figure and slanted eyes as he leapt over a cursed section of tile on the floor that you could never step away from once you’d made contact with it.
>as he landed he strode out even more desperately, elongating his hamstrings.
>where was Ching Chong Ding Dong? >He’d tried the self serve section of the school’s cafeteria, where they had fried rice and sweet and sour pork.
>He’d tried the karate dojo.
>He’d even tried Dumbledore’s extra curricular origami class, where the cranes were animated by ancient dark magic and decades worth of them flapped around above the students, bumping into each other and the ceiling, desperate to escape and end their enchantment, yearning to die, to cease the torture of their existence.
>But, as they say, no dice.
>He furrowed his brow, and stretched his legs to the Library
>He weaved past Hermione who was near the entrance, droning on and on about elf rights.
>And there she was, munching on a fortune cookie as she studied. The love of his life: Ching Ling Wing Ding.
>Why are you wasting your time studying? We both know you’re too stupid to pass and too pretty to need to? Said Harry, opening with a classic and based neg.
>Oh Hello Hally. Fortune Cookie, velly nice. Lots and lots of flied lice.
>Clearly their communication had broken down already, as it usually did
>DO. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. TO. THE. BALL. WITH. ME?!
>At this, Ching Chang Wang Dang Phang looked troubled
>Ah Solly no. Me go Cedric. He tall. He handsomu. He six foot.
>Chong Wong Chung Wung was five foot two herself.
>Harry stretched his legs to a fever pitch as he ran from the Library, trying to make sure no one could see him crying
>He passed Hermione on the way out, who was also crying, as Malfoy had found her and was saying all kinds of based things about House Elves, calling them things like “attic goblins” and “furniture” who needed a beating for being more interested in wearing their “tea cosy best” instead of “licking the toilet bowl clean as instructed”. Harry agreed but was too upset to stop for any banter.
>He muttered to himself in a disgruntled way about how disgusting any white man who fricked a asiatics sideways pussy was.
>“I’m no race traitor, not like Cedric. Still I need a date…Luna’s white. Younger too!”
>Happily whistling a jaunty tune, his mind made up, he stretched his legs off in search of the new love of his life.
>Still he thought, maybe keeping with the Ravenclaw theme was a mistake. Where they too smart to let him saw back and forth in their pusses till he spunked his awful load of clumpy goop up deep in their gashes?
>“If this doesn’t work, then a Hufflepuff next.”
>“one of the second years.”
Made me laugh, thanks!
I wrote it just for you anon.
This is genuinely what Chinese peoples names are like
I deal with a lot of chinks in my work (truly the worst people on earth but that's another topic) and they really be having names like Chien chien chiuen
>(truly the worst people on earth but that's another topic)
They're not worse than poos
poos are bad but they're at least fun to laugh at
Chinks really have no redeeming qualities in any capacity
>poos are bad but they're at least fun to laugh at
They had some good kino moments during the South African riots in 2021. Literally driving through the streets shooting every nog they passed.
I'd be pissed if I was some train owner seeing so much income slip away daily.
Can't believe she went peepee in Harry's coke
>Dates while single.
>Asian character
>Hmm what should I call her
>I know!
*Scribbles down CHONG*
god I love asians
I have an intense yellow fever
even told my (white) gf (female) and she keeps sending me porn of asian girls now
never told her I love her eyes because they kind of look like chink eyes though
she's sending you porn so you can jerk your little wiener while she gets her back blown out by other dudes
doubt it, every time I tried to bring that fantasy up she's just pivot it back to her fantasies of me fricking someone else, then being extremely jealous of that fictional person
Ew
>having unironic cuck fantasies
kys
She knows he’s gay and low t but she needs the beta bucks
I feel sorry for this girl. She is fat so she's forced to hang out with a homo.
https://youtube.com/shorts/AKd9I9QDXbE?feature=shared
This but unironically. Whenever a woman does something "good" there's ALWAYS an ulterior motive. Never trust them.
Yeah they're probably black guys with huge wieners! Deal with it chud!
What’s going on here?
I like Asian women so much I moved to Taiwan
Shes Chinese not Taiwanese
You couldn't pay me enough to live in china. I need my internet unfiltered. And I prefer my government to be chill.
ngl I guess if I didn't have a gf I'd just make like yearly long trips to malaysia or some shit
what can I say, I love a good imagery of my gf getting exhausted by constant dicking
because I sure as frick don't have the stamina for more than two hours of the whole thing (including long foreplay)
Gosh you ppl are disgusting
hey im in taiwan too. Cinemaphile power
Sound like my old roommate.
Hows that working out for you?
Taiwanese girls seemed really sweet from when I briefly visited
based asian (passing) fetishist
is that a hairy boob?
There is an uncanny overlap between Russian, Latina, and jomon Japanese that makes me diamonds.
Dans la maison* ie at home
No it is you who is the moron, epicanthic folds are found in celts, Sami, early Russian, south African tribes, etc. Calling them asiatic even though they are hundreds of thousands of years removed from Asians is your choice. Some of them are from Mongol admixtures though. It takes less than 2 percent of "Asian" genes to have epicanthic folds.
Imagine calling your mexican girlfriend asian.
Just a reminder that Asian women have Asian sons. Imagine having a hapa son. Imagine the failure.
Lmao her Elliot Rodgers son attending hogwarts and seething at all of the fully white, tall British chads and blonde girls ignoring him
>British chads
LOL
Picrel is why the only ching chong was female and not male
Don't get me wrong, chinks are the lowest t of all but britcucks are mongoloids
Every woman in the world would still choose a Bongaloid over a Chinese or an Indian. There are essentially 1.5 billion men on earth who are utterly unfrickable.
That is a fricked up frame, neck and head
An Asian looking son is the least of this guy's problems.
That white guy on the picture is no Brad Pitt either
he's fricking grey
>HAPAs are ho-
-t
She's cheating on you
You should tell her, anon, it'll probably make her feel more attractive.
God you people are bottom of the barrel moronic mutts.
>fake asian eyes
you mean asiatic you fricking mouth breathing morons?
asian women are not yellow
wmaf is the most natural relationship
>never told her I love her eyes because they kind of look like chink eyes though
One of my exes looked Asian enough that when we were on holiday locals repeatedly tried speaking to her as if she were one of them and then looked surprised when she didn't understand.
And yet she was pure Italian. It was uncanny how the genes played out in that one.
Her eyes also did the ^ ^ thing when she smiled, so much that she literally looked like an IRL anime character.
*would rather die than betray the cause*
Goated sports bro wife.
Frick Cho, get fricked.
is this character why asian women love HP? or is it just the typical western fantasy+school setting? i never watched it.
They like that its a prep school.
>Hmmmm how should I call the pacifist hippie who embraces the Muggle community
>Ah yes, Xenophile LoveGood
What a hack
Man I love these threads. On a similar note
>Seamus is Irish
>blows stuff up all the time
his name is an anagram for I sent fart bombs for the IRA
Only in the films. There's no "Seamus blows up stuff" gag in the books. There's a single instance in the first book of Seamus botching a spell and setting fire to a feather. In the film the feather explodes for some reason instead and it's carried through the whole film series.
Worth it for giving Maggie Smith the line of telling him to put his "particular proclivity for pyrotechnics" to good use for once in the final battle.
>"we need someone to blow up a bridge?"
>"quick, call seamus o'reilly mcmahon sinn fenian"
>black character
>”I’ll call him shackled and bolted”
Jesus Christ, J KKK
shut up fat ass the only thing you're carpet bombing is the back side of your toilet and the only thing shaking is your pc desk after all 600lbs of you sit down
took the bait award
pot meet kettle
>Polish character
>calls him Shlomo Steinberg
ooh that's not very transparent rowling
Asian b***hes love veritaserum
what happens to that sly girl who said "someone get him" when voldefart demand harry in deadly hollaws part 2?
Was it supposed to be Pasny? Nothing. She isn't mentioned after the Slytherins walk out of Hogwarts.
I don't remember Cho betraying Harry.
Her friend narcs on the DA to Umbridge in the books. I think in the movie it was Cho herself.
Correct.
Oh, right. I really believe the people that say the filmmakers were Hermione simps that wanted to sabotage the other characters with changes like that. Giving a lot of Ron's good moments to Hermione in the movies is another example.
>Malfoy calls Hermione a Mudblood
>Ron gets angry and attacks him with his broken wand and jinxes himself
Same so far, then
>Book: Hermione doesn't understand the slur, Ron and Hagrid have to explain it to her and thus why Ron got so angry
>Film: Hermione explains the slur and is inexplicably really upset as if it's a slur she's lived with all her life despite her being Muggle Born and having zero context for it, Ron just vomits up slugs saying nothing.
Steve Kloves is a hack.
Cho was drugged. Snape complained about it to Umbridge in front of Harry in the movie.
Tortured not drugged
Truth potion is being drugged.
She wasn't given it
Marietta. She had a mother at the ministry who Umbrage threatened to go after or something.
>Only Chinese student in Hogwarts
>Is in the nerdy house who is good at math
Why is Rowling's heart so filled with hate?
*uses a chopstick as a wand*
Jesus fricking Christ Rowling
>Cho Chang
>Seamus Finnegan
>Parvati Patil
>Fleur Delacour
Is the woman capable of coming up with a non-stereotypical name?
You’ll never guess what ethnicity Anthony Goldstein from Ravenclaw belongs to.
they make tv shows where all the female characters are asian, they're called kdramas or cdramas, it's pretty great
moron
I'll have to look this up, thanks for the tip
my ex loved kdramas.
I couldn't stand most of them, but she enjoyed everything. And sometimes the girls were cute.
wow nice hairline
>Crookshanks mysteriously stops showing up in later movies
Jesus Christ, she’s not even Korean
Romilda >>> Ching Chong
bigass breasts
Asian women have a love hate with white men
whitebros we've been tricked...
Imagine Harry, instead of having his white son that James that looks like him, having this. It would be the laughing stock of the wizarding world
Why are the Asian genes more prominent than the white?
white genes are weak and get overpowered by every other race
White genes are recessive i.e better. Black hair and eyes are ugly and boring.
>muh weak genes are better because......they just are ok!!!
shit colored eye cope
They aren't. The asian look overlaps with neotenous (childlike) physical features so hapas look more asian when they are young (also makes them more cute imo). They start to look more white as they get older. By 30 something a lot of the asian side can be gone.
Basically this. Go look up pics or videos of Filthy Frank when he was a kid and he looks much more Japanese than he does now. Nowadays he basically looks like a white guy.
my son is half asian and he looks more like me(white)
Because white is the default. Take colors for example, you add green to white and it becomes pale green. Yellow, pale yellow. Brown becomes diarrhea.
>SOME KID WITH CHINKY EYES CALLED POTTER, HE'D GET HIS ASS KICKED EVERY DAY
Thats why Asian women say they have an Asian son even if the father is white
>Happy birthday
>Sorry
mfw
>Get bumble
>All the matches I get that actually want to meet for dates are asian
Reverse yellow fever was not on my life bingocard.
dude I swear I just find the asians that match with me on Hinge way more attractive than any normie white girls
this is in NYC too so all the asians are like hyperovereducated multi-instrumentalists who probably work in corporate finance and all the white girls who match with me are tattooed bushwick bawds
it's fricking weird
I mean she doesn't look pregnant. Does her master plan include riding a 1000 BWC's before being impregnated by one?
It would be extremely painful
She's a big prostitute
me me me me
Yet she's speaking English
You can't genocide a people by sleeping with the men, they can go impregnate a woman of their own race an hour after impregnating you.
>cures Harry's yerrow fevel
She's a redeemer, if you will.
Well, yeah, her name in Chinese means "a betrayer".
Looking back, she was the most wife material of all the girls in the books.
>chink is better wife material than a bunch of angloid roasties and a single french prostitute
fair but grim
She only liked Harry because he had known Cedric.
Wasn't it sort of implied that she would've dated Harry if Cedric didn't ask first, but Harry was too much of a sperg to ask anyone because he was too busy being angsty?
Yes, she was apologetic when she shot Harry down, and was one of the few outside Gryffindor that didn’t treat him like shit before the first task
She absolutely would have, she's saddened when she realizes he's asking her out but she's already said yes to Cedric.
they definitely are wife material but at the same time no. wives are expected to birth you children and mixed asian babies are ugly. unless you get a vasectomy and hate kids then they are literally perfect wives
you don't need to call her french twice
But that was always Gabrielle?
>hating Lavender
why, her sex techniques must be out of this world
Cho chang doesn't even work for a chink name. She's called Zhang Qiu in chinese
>seething chink
it works insofar as it's unmistakably chinky
Stupid name, racist hack writer and you're 白痴老外
junior dares contradict senior sister's naming of the outer disciples?!
I feel like Hogwarts would have gotten shut down after it was exposed that administration allowed students to be tortured en masse.
Maybe just have the students portkey to some other schools for a semester or two while they investigate the Hogwarts Inquisition and replace the people who stood by while the staff let people cast crucio on children.
>ping pong ching chong Harry
What did she mean by this?
No Black folk no chinese
>jk tried to veto Katie because she was too pretty and decided 'she isn't an Authentic Chiinese girl'
So instead they changed it so that Cho is drugged instead of her friend
>>jk tried to veto Katie because she was too pretty
She explicitly described the characters as being pretty so that's perplexing
It was her friend in the book, not her, and even in the film she was drugged with truth serum.
Did she ever end up getting any closure or redemption or anything or was that kind of it for her character? I sort of remember Harry coming down a bit hard given the circumstances.
She offers her help to Harry in finding the Ravenclaw horcrux but Ginny tells her to frick off. That's her ending.
well that's lame
Not really. She supports the DA efforts during the Deathly Hallows at Hogwarts and partakes in the final battle but otherwise she doesn't really interact with Harry again. It's especially bad in the film version where she snitches rather than her friend, but only because she had been dosed with Veritaserum so it wasn't her fault at all (another missing point, Snape had been giving Umbridge fake Veritaserum in the book), but it's never acknowledged if Harry apologizes to her or anything.
What if instead of the reboot being just another retelling of the story (because let's be honest, even with it being marketed as faithful I doubt it's not going to change stuff from the books too), we instead got an official AU? Like a full-blown exploration of a "What If" universe?
My favorite is the "Golden Trio in Different Houses" AU, Harry in Slytherin, Hermione in Ravenclaw, and Ron in Hufflepuff, and how these changes alter the history and characters. Beats watching the same story again for a 3rd time.
This just reminds me how dogshit the housing system is in a worldbuilding sense. I get it’s reminiscent of British prep schools but man it’s bad in universe.
they're bad irl
my school had houses with points and everything and when the films came out they got slowly scrapped, because everyone became aware of how dated, stupid, and counterproductive they were
Everyone is going to be a mutt in the reboot lmao
mark my words, there will be an HBO show set in HP universe with GoT budget with a black girl lead (the British equivalent of Zendaya). Harry Potter will die, obviously, in the same fashion as Han Solo and Luke died in the sequels trilogy
How is Rowling allowing that?
she hates trannies only, she's okay with Black folk and other gay shit, e.g. allowing Hermione to be black in Cursed Child
>caring about the race of stage actors
Lol. Her only mistake was trying to retcon Hermione’s race in order to justify the casting. She should have just ignored it.
yeah, the mistake was not saying
>it's a play, they do this shit all the time
Trying to play it off as the book being non descriptive is disingenuous at best, because even if she never had indicated her race (she did) the books go out of their way to indicate whenever someone isn't white, so not specifying it explicitly IS an indication. If you don't believe me, look up the introduction to every non white character and see if there's a single one that isn't either outright stated or has an indicative name
I think she calls Angelina “black” every time she first appears in each book.
This won’t happen because liberals hate HP and don’t want to rehabilitate it. Bread tube is full of videos shittalking the series and telling people to stop caring about it.
wasn't it a reboot? and they want to make Harry black and trans or some moronic stupid shit like that
Rowling has the final say on everything. No one will be turned trans
at least she has the balls then to defend her work unlike other losers out there
He said two things, you only discounted one.
>implying we're not gonna get the LGBTQ+ Black AU in the reboot
>ron in hufflepuff and not gryffindor like literally every single member of his family through history
Exactly! And that is what makes it interesting, especially considering Ron's desire to stand out, now he is the first member of his family that wasn't in Gryffindor in years, how will he navigate that scenario? I think it would be fun, especially paired with the other 2 Slytherin Harry and Ravenclaw Hermione.
Nothing about Ron was particularly brave or ambitious. Other than his friends circumstance forced him into a life of adventure, I guess.
Why was Ron so mogged in the movies compared to the books?
1 > 5 > 4 > 2 > 3 > 7P2 > 6 > 7P1
>Being this booty blasted on an anonymous American film actresses feet discussion forum
lol
How do WMAF kids turn out? I'm expecting my first in 5 months
Pray for a daughter.
I'm English and she is from Kyrgyzstan btw
One more cursed mutt creature in the world, one less white. Good job cuck
>Kyrgyzstan
more caucasian than your average asian.
expect a more white looking child
Elliot Rodgers
How desperate were you to have to resort to that?
Actually there would be less generic diversity.
>children are full asian and dont look one bit white
how does that happen
i thought the male gene always come through
>no more racism
lol, even in the US pajeets keep doing their caste bullshit
Yeah and they lobby extensively to prevent anti-caste discrimination laws from being passed.
it might be really bad bro
take your face, your wife's face and jam them into faceapp, it has a 'child' option
the movies did my waifu dirty. like I get she appears once, but come on.
what waifu, anon? iirc in the books only 2 Slytherin girls are ever mentioned, the pug-like Pansy Parkinson (based on Rowling's school bully) and Millicent Bullstrode (or something), a big ol' girl
Daphne Greengrass only appears once in Book 5 I think. kind of a blank slate to project the hot blonde tsundere slytherin type onto.
aw jeez, do you mean this is one of the names called together with Hermione's for the examination? was there really a credited actress playing her in the movie?
I don't think it was even credited, however she's a slytherin and looks the right age, so the name got applied
This is accurate, same reason a random black extra was credited as "Lavender Brown" in one of the films, which created confusion since Lavender is white in the books and was white when she had an actual role in the sixth film.
>Book 1 mentions "Zabini, Blaise" as the last student sorted, a Slytherin, no details provided otherwise
>Fanfic writers assumed this was a girl for years based off "Blaise" sounding feminine and used it as a self-insert Slytherin girl, typically a white blonde to pair with Malfoy
>Book 6 has Blaise Zabini actually show up in a scene
>Blaise is in fact a black boy, and is a rich snob with a gold digger mother.
>Fanfic writers assumed this was a girl for years based off "Blaise" sounding feminine
incidentally, "blasen" (blah-zen) means "to blow" in German and is used to denote fellatio the same the English counterpart is
A cursory google tells me "Blaise" is a male French name, similar to Basil in England. So that would have saved them some time.
Anon, that single image is the whole reason why she gets attention in the first place. A completely blank slate that's hot, bundled up with a name, is like the holy grail to fanfic writers
I don't even know who this is supposed to be.
>has more fics that any girl that is not Hermione/Ginny
based Slytherin Stacy
These are all the characters in Harry's year.
Didn’t Dean get race swapped in between books?
No
>black
>in slytherin
Uh huh. And what ancient british wizard family did they come from? The southern Merlin cadet house, no doubt.
Nationality doesn’t matter. Only blood.
Why would Slytherin give a shit about skin color? It's magical blood they pride.
>And what ancient british wizard family did they come from?
The LeStrange family is canonically mixed race, and there isn't a single thing you can do about it, Chuddly.
Self update: I googled him and this pops up front and center unasked for. What is wrong with Potter fans?
GET OUT! GET OUT OF THERE!
They fancied a gander at that Zabini weenie, if you catch my drift.
to be fair he is looking ZESTY
In book 6 it mentions his mother is a colossal prostitute that specialises in gold digging, so that's probably why
A colossal prostitute who specializes in gold digging and possibly murder, no less
Also is strongly implied to be a murderer who bumps off her rich husbands.
Who the absolute frick are these people?
I do not believe that Wayne Hopkins, Megan Jones or Tracey Davis are real. Rowling is incapable of coming up with realistic sounding character names. It's just not a tool in her very limited toolbox. Those are friends of the Tumblroonie who drew this. I feel it in my bones.
Had they been called Tarquin Whoopsie (he's not gay, it's just a name), Archibald Halfpenny and Miriam Margoyles I might have found it plausible.
>Miriam Margoyles
she's already in the movies
Anthony Goldstein is black? I feel like Rowling normally mentions if someone is black the first time they're described, same as hair color.
>Anthony Goldstein is black?
If he is, then making his only two on-screen ancestors white Ashkenazis was an odd creative choice. Especially given that they both marry white guys, too.
I lol at the Black Haired one pushed as the new Ripley
The appearances in that pic are all mostly made up and illustrative, the only information we had is their name and that they were in Harry's year.
They are real, you can check the wiki, I think it was an old Pottermore article or something that presented the names? I don't remember, but nope, they aren't fandom creations.
Nah. He's one of those Aryan israelites, in fact https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Anthony_Goldstein
>massive castle for a school
>only 34 students total in Harry's year
How many magical families did Voldemort kill? You would think with a school as huge as Hogwarts that they expected each year to have a lot of students in it.
Rowling is not a numbers person.
>90% of the players spend the whole game playing for a handful of points
> this one guy does something and gets a million points
Could definitely see quidditch teams focusing solely on taking out the other team’s seeker before trying to score useless points if it were a real sport.
Are there any numbers given for how many students were in the older years? The great hall was always packed with students and the Quidditch stands were always packed full.
If the only way to get to Hogwarts was an hours long train ride, how many parents would come to see every game?
apparition, floo network, brooms?? dummy
pretty sure people can just teleport to the quidditch field
If you want to be nice, you can conclude that Harry's year is just an unusually scarce one and normally there are a lot more, maybe double the amount. You could explain it away as not as many babies were born during the war with Voldemort.
Obviously, it's simply that Rowling didn't do the number crunching for plausibility, but it's fiction, you can think whatever you want of it.
Hogwarts was built during the golden age of wizards. There are probably just fewer wizards now. Especially after Gay Wizard Hitler and Snake Wizard Hitler thinned their numbers.
Where's >IT WAS ALL A DREAM
CAUSE IF YA FRICK WITH BIG AND HEAVY
I'LL GET UP IN THAT ASS LIKE A SECTUMSEMPRA
>Parvati and Padma are identical twins
>Draw them with different faces
>there aren't two additional Gryffindor girls in Harry's year who never got mentioned by name even once
Not canon
Why the frick do you assburger morons make the same threads over and over again? What's wrong with you? This is pathetic.
do you wake every day and go to your same moronic job and do the same moronic stuff everyday? then lower your fricking tone
Get em
>Rowling writes Asian love interest
>Her first dialogue is "ohh herro harry porrer"
This chick really gets my wand moving, if you catch my drift
Like, by itself? That's not supposed to happen. It may be cursed
>it's a fanfic attempts to write out dialogue for Fleur Delacour, her sister, or Madame Maxine
It's a hoot, I tell you. You can say what you will about Rowling, she at least knew how a French accent would be written phonetically on paper.
>OHH HARRY ME SO SORRYUH FOR MAKE JOKERUH
>it's a Potter thread
why are Potter and LOTR threads so damn comfy, bros?
what are pieces of music from the films you love? i find the non-Williams scores bland, but there's one piece from HBP that i adore https://youtu.be/ppNvwtJvVqQ?si=7-3_msKL7mywPKPN. it's a strangely romantic motif to be called "Harry & Hermione" though (i know it's used in a scene of the two commiserating, that's not the point)
Lots of people have actually watched them, that's why.
what i said was more of a rhetorical question, but by that logic why shouldn't Marvel threads (particularly early-to-mid Marvel, up to GOTG1) be just as comfy? everyone's here seen them, idc how many contrarians gleefully post that they haven't
Marvel is tainted by the twin points of it being disney, and being ongoing.
Only an abject moron would come into a thread about a decades old property and whine about shilling, and despite Rowling's flaws she will never be as roundly despised as disney
Everyone knows them. In the case of Potter, many people here have even read the books, not just seen the films, since they were so widely read and easy to get into.
>it's a strangely romantic motif to be called "Harry & Hermione"
geez, I wonder why
you know perfectly well what i mean, anon, it clashes with the "Ron+Hermione" messaging of the movies (whether it's the right pairing or not)
It's a scene of Harry and Hermione. That's why it's called "Harry and Hermione".
>it's a strangely romantic motif to be called "Harry & Hermione" though (i know it's used in a scene of the two commiserating, that's not the point)
learn to read, my gormless friend. i was commenting on the serendipitous fact that the track titled "Harry and Hermione" is the most tender and romantic one in the film
If you say so
The funny thing is that it later turns out that she was forced to tell the truth. But the movie doesn't bother to mend her and Harry's relationship because it doesn't suit them, they just wanted to get her out of the picture.
>Black character
>It's called Shawai shanisha Dasha Ugabubgabonga
A little on the nose to be honest
Why didn't he go for it?
He liked Ginny and Hermione talked him out of it
>but i am the Chosen One 😀
>*whack*
i always chuckle at that
She wasn't one of Rowling's self-inserts.
Black could be anywhere.
Yeah most of the world had black people
False
Cho did nothing wrong
I just remembered that Cho was still at Hogwarts at the end of the 7th book even though she was supposed to be a year ahead of Harry in books 3 and 4 and so would have graduated at the end of book 6. Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder.
One of the reasons the films really dropped the ball in the latter half. Phoenix is the longest book but the shortest film. Having Cho be an butthole like this was out of left field because they were lazy.
>Chinese betrays someone
Shocking
She didn't betray him, her friend did.
She learned from the best
Did someone eventually cotton onto this guy's ways and just shoot him in the head?
>While leading the 39th Army Group of the National Revolutionary Army, he planned to defect to the Japanese, but before he could do so he was kidnapped and buried alive by his sworn brother and subordinate Gao Shuxun, who later gained command of Shi’s unit.
I'll spoon feed since its a pretty horrid way to die.
>he planned to defect to the Japanese, but before he could do so
Of course he was.
>Chronic traitor ends up getting betrayed himself
Life is poetry.
To be fair, Gao was killing him in disgust for betraying China and for Shi most likely being the reason the Nationalist got ambushed and lost a lot of men to the Japanese. Shi was trying to get Gao to defect with him to Japan.
based Gao taking out the trash
How did she betray the Harry?
She doesn't.
In the movie she gets drugged with veritaserum to reveal the DA meetings. Since it was forced out of her with magic it's not a betrayal.
In the books it was her friend who reveals the information, although not through veritaserum.
Cho also was less defending her friends betrayal and more against the punishment she got from it which was a curse that made "Snitch" form as zits on her friend's forehead that not even the Hogwarts nurses could cure.
Why didn't they keep this qt the entire franchise?!
Technically that was a huge miscast, Pansy is described in the books as being "pug-faced", doesn't seem like someone who would be conveniently pretty to me.
I thought Rowling had creative control of deciding the cast to make sure they looked like how she envisioned them?
That's overstating it. Broadly yes, for random borderline extras they're not going to consult her.
Wasn't it because the actress got too pretty? Rowling based Pansy off her bullies.
Bought myself the new LEGO Hogwarts to put together over the holidays.
You are an adult male buying himself plastic toys.
Yes. I am an adult man that builds plastic bricks.
Looking forward to it.
This? Thats awesome.
I can't believe voldemort turned her into a snake. Weird choice JK.
ACKSHUALLY it was her friend who betrayed Harry's group.
>you will never be a friendless student at hogwarts
>you will never be befriended by a mean slytherin girl
>you will never-
i have to stop having these thoughts
You're fantasizing about a woman with masculine behavior saving you. Save yourself homosexual and admit you're gay.
i just.................... like em a little angry
don't marry the girl who's nice to you
marry the girl who's nice to everyone
But if she's nice to everyone it means she's a bawd.
Marry the girl who's mean to everyone after you make her start being nice to you.
If you have to "make" a roastoid be nice to you...you already lost.
Is that kid famous? Never seen him before.
very
Can someone explain why the copypasta guy got so hung up on "stretched his legs"? I can barely recall any instances of that being said in the book. In fact only once. And I read the books over and over as a kid.
Maybe the OG guy was just doing old-school shitposting.
IIRC it was from Harold Bloom, who was otherwise a revered critic. It's funny because it either outs him as not having read the book he's reviewing, or (more likely) getting mad enough that a children's book repeats stock phrases that he felt the need to draw attention to it with hyperbole.
I did a search on transcripts of the first three or four books before and it showed up like twice. The funny part being one of said twice is in literally the first chapter of the first book, which would make it seem like the person read one chapter and then just made up what they decided the rest of the book is like.