>big battle about to start. >grandma pulls out the biggest weapon

>big battle about to start
>grandma pulls out the biggest weapon

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >abuela starts rapping faster than eminem

    • 9 months ago
      Keanu Reeves

      >raping

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >RAPINGGG
        >RAPINGGG
        >RAPINGGG MY FRIEND

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s abuela to you gringo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      still deported back to mexico

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a fun family movie, tbh

    Ted Kord leading up to a Blue and Gold movie would have been better though

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the most important thing is that they are mexican
    lmao

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hola puta. Villains says I don’t speak Spanish. I said suck on this b***hhhhh. She blasts him 7 million miles into orbit

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >abuela starts burrito taco cabeza pendejoing so hard el pinata el cinco de mayos

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kiño

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love it.

      t.amerimutt spic

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean if it's just heavy rather than having heavy recoil that makes sense, she's not going to be moving much anyway if you're gonna be fighting stationary may as well take the big gun

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >abuela scares a cartel boss with a 3-digit body count into submission

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >audience claps
    >grandma kicks bad guy in the nuts
    >YOWEE ZOWEEEEEEE
    >side characters go “ohhhhhhhh”
    >family dog covers it’s eyes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot the "stock audience gasping" sound effect

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh no she didn't!
      >Oh yes she did

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Add some car crash and we're set.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even if this wasn't rabidly woke anti-white garbage this would be embarrassing. That looks like a Nickelodeon day time sitcom, and it's a cringe inducing as the grandmother driving a sportbike in Family Matters.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, see, it's funny because grandmas are supposed to rap, not use heavy alien weaponry.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >big battle about to start
    >grandma pulls out the chancla
    This is a joke about how hispanics are like Black folk and viciously beat their children

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i remember i went to an indie gameshow in orlando florida and some hispanic guy made some unreal engine parkour tag thing but he put so much fricking effort into this chancla powerup, like disproportionate to the rest of the game, it was all placeholder unreal characters and textures but this fricking sandal had a model, texture, fx when you threw it, it was like the selling point or something

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ay blue beetle, ese. Your abuela is loco, holmes

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    THEY CALLED MY ABUELITA A BIZNATCH

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brazilians are going to be very disappointed Bruna Marquezine didn't have any good ass shots scenes that deserve the ticket.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would Brazilians care about some shitty Israeli movie to see ass when they could stick their head out of their window and get a dozen chicks with fatter dumpers for free?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do...Do Mexicans not this find this shit insulting? Like every fricking depiction of them is just a fricking self parody of their "culture".

    Like this is one step away from blaring mariachi music and wielding magic fajitas as weapons.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do...Do Mexicans not this find this shit insulting? Like every fricking depiction of them is just a fricking self parody of their "culture".
      no cause we are not homosexuals who take themselves tthat seriouslyin 2023 where everyone is a LGBT member

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh well, enjoy your george lopez cape movie then I guess

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol no they love pandering shit like that, and i respect them for it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      movie theater here in mexico was full
      >the cobra kai kid is a loveable loser/underdog
      >lots of inside jokes that only native spanish speakers will understand
      >at one point, grandma makes fun of Xolo's small d1ck
      >main theme is the importance of the familia
      certified soul kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're too dumb to realize they're being pandered to

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they kinda overcorrect as a race and say they like that stuff. Whether its because the pozzed shit is genuinely tiring or they are just stupid has yet to be determined, probably a little of both. I mean you could have speedy gonzalez eating a burrito shitting on the mexican flag and they would still go EY HOLMES WE AINT OFFENDED WE R FRICKIN TOUGH PEOPLE ESE WE DONT DO THAT LATINX SHIT

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do...Do Mexicans not this find this shit insulting?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a whiny child

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movie will be about how "muh famillia" is the REAL super power

    >in reality mexican family dynamics are super toxic and abusive, with a culture that expects the kids to stay home and give their entire finances to their alcoholic parents to "help the family" and statistically the highest rate of in-family sexual abuse among girls

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kids staying at home in a joint family is LE BAD. Better move out and pay rent to some slimy landlord
      shalom rabbi

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not the point he made at all, stupid Hispanic.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stfu israelite

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is it about devout Christians that make them sex abusers

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Right

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    CANT A LADY CHECK HER TWITTER?

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    in terms of "grandma starts rapping, guy gets hit in the balls, dog covers eyes" movies, is pic related the best example?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought this was a good contender

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it would be funny if xzibit voiced the grandma lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so glad I remember nothing about this movie, except that it was supremely shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You gotta remember that a lot of them are movie trailer tropes. The movie itself might have normal pacing, but the ad agency basically just smashes everything together into a ridiculous jump cut comedy bit that leads to the memes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >johnny depp was so popular in the 00s he got parodied twice

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a parody movie so doesn't really count.
      Also, Peter Dinklage would have a stroke looking at that poster

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This was the worst joke in the movie. Her being a revolutionary was funny, but she didn't need to be shooting all the mooks.
    >The Mom also has nothing to do, nothing would've changed if she wasn't in the movie.
    >Jaime spends the movie saying he isn't a killer, his family proceeds to kill everyone and Jaime doesn't stop the villain from killing himself and Susan Sarandon.
    >I liked seeing the other Blue Beetles, Mexican things I recognized, and the Dad and Sister were nice characters.

    Thank you for reading my blog.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SALSA recipe from BLUE BEETLE impresses real MEXICAN GRANDMAS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >REAL ABUELA REACTS TO FIRST LATINX SUPERHERO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >EHHHN I WOUL HAH' ADDEH' MORE ADOBO

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Adobo and chipotle flavors overpower everything. Shit for a salsa, might as well just put minced adobo chipotles on a chip. Abuella btfo

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >abuela pulls out the Chanclinator 5000

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