I mean if it's just heavy rather than having heavy recoil that makes sense, she's not going to be moving much anyway if you're gonna be fighting stationary may as well take the big gun
Even if this wasn't rabidly woke anti-white garbage this would be embarrassing. That looks like a Nickelodeon day time sitcom, and it's a cringe inducing as the grandmother driving a sportbike in Family Matters.
i remember i went to an indie gameshow in orlando florida and some hispanic guy made some unreal engine parkour tag thing but he put so much fricking effort into this chancla powerup, like disproportionate to the rest of the game, it was all placeholder unreal characters and textures but this fricking sandal had a model, texture, fx when you threw it, it was like the selling point or something
Why would Brazilians care about some shitty Israeli movie to see ass when they could stick their head out of their window and get a dozen chicks with fatter dumpers for free?
>Do...Do Mexicans not this find this shit insulting? Like every fricking depiction of them is just a fricking self parody of their "culture".
no cause we are not homosexuals who take themselves tthat seriouslyin 2023 where everyone is a LGBT member
movie theater here in mexico was full >the cobra kai kid is a loveable loser/underdog >lots of inside jokes that only native spanish speakers will understand >at one point, grandma makes fun of Xolo's small d1ck >main theme is the importance of the familia
certified soul kino
they kinda overcorrect as a race and say they like that stuff. Whether its because the pozzed shit is genuinely tiring or they are just stupid has yet to be determined, probably a little of both. I mean you could have speedy gonzalez eating a burrito shitting on the mexican flag and they would still go EY HOLMES WE AINT OFFENDED WE R FRICKIN TOUGH PEOPLE ESE WE DONT DO THAT LATINX SHIT
>movie will be about how "muh famillia" is the REAL super power
>in reality mexican family dynamics are super toxic and abusive, with a culture that expects the kids to stay home and give their entire finances to their alcoholic parents to "help the family" and statistically the highest rate of in-family sexual abuse among girls
You gotta remember that a lot of them are movie trailer tropes. The movie itself might have normal pacing, but the ad agency basically just smashes everything together into a ridiculous jump cut comedy bit that leads to the memes.
>This was the worst joke in the movie. Her being a revolutionary was funny, but she didn't need to be shooting all the mooks. >The Mom also has nothing to do, nothing would've changed if she wasn't in the movie. >Jaime spends the movie saying he isn't a killer, his family proceeds to kill everyone and Jaime doesn't stop the villain from killing himself and Susan Sarandon. >I liked seeing the other Blue Beetles, Mexican things I recognized, and the Dad and Sister were nice characters.
>abuela starts rapping faster than eminem
>raping
>RAPINGGG
>RAPINGGG
>RAPINGGG MY FRIEND
That’s abuela to you gringo
still deported back to mexico
looks like a fun family movie, tbh
Ted Kord leading up to a Blue and Gold movie would have been better though
>the most important thing is that they are mexican
lmao
Hola puta. Villains says I don’t speak Spanish. I said suck on this b***hhhhh. She blasts him 7 million miles into orbit
>abuela starts burrito taco cabeza pendejoing so hard el pinata el cinco de mayos
kiño
Love it.
t.amerimutt spic
I mean if it's just heavy rather than having heavy recoil that makes sense, she's not going to be moving much anyway if you're gonna be fighting stationary may as well take the big gun
>abuela scares a cartel boss with a 3-digit body count into submission
>audience claps
>grandma kicks bad guy in the nuts
>YOWEE ZOWEEEEEEE
>side characters go “ohhhhhhhh”
>family dog covers it’s eyes
you forgot the "stock audience gasping" sound effect
>Oh no she didn't!
>Oh yes she did
Add some car crash and we're set.
Even if this wasn't rabidly woke anti-white garbage this would be embarrassing. That looks like a Nickelodeon day time sitcom, and it's a cringe inducing as the grandmother driving a sportbike in Family Matters.
no, see, it's funny because grandmas are supposed to rap, not use heavy alien weaponry.
>big battle about to start
>grandma pulls out the chancla
This is a joke about how hispanics are like Black folk and viciously beat their children
i remember i went to an indie gameshow in orlando florida and some hispanic guy made some unreal engine parkour tag thing but he put so much fricking effort into this chancla powerup, like disproportionate to the rest of the game, it was all placeholder unreal characters and textures but this fricking sandal had a model, texture, fx when you threw it, it was like the selling point or something
>ay blue beetle, ese. Your abuela is loco, holmes
THEY CALLED MY ABUELITA A BIZNATCH
Brazilians are going to be very disappointed Bruna Marquezine didn't have any good ass shots scenes that deserve the ticket.
Why would Brazilians care about some shitty Israeli movie to see ass when they could stick their head out of their window and get a dozen chicks with fatter dumpers for free?
Do...Do Mexicans not this find this shit insulting? Like every fricking depiction of them is just a fricking self parody of their "culture".
Like this is one step away from blaring mariachi music and wielding magic fajitas as weapons.
>Do...Do Mexicans not this find this shit insulting? Like every fricking depiction of them is just a fricking self parody of their "culture".
no cause we are not homosexuals who take themselves tthat seriouslyin 2023 where everyone is a LGBT member
oh well, enjoy your george lopez cape movie then I guess
Lol no they love pandering shit like that, and i respect them for it.
movie theater here in mexico was full
>the cobra kai kid is a loveable loser/underdog
>lots of inside jokes that only native spanish speakers will understand
>at one point, grandma makes fun of Xolo's small d1ck
>main theme is the importance of the familia
certified soul kino
they're too dumb to realize they're being pandered to
they kinda overcorrect as a race and say they like that stuff. Whether its because the pozzed shit is genuinely tiring or they are just stupid has yet to be determined, probably a little of both. I mean you could have speedy gonzalez eating a burrito shitting on the mexican flag and they would still go EY HOLMES WE AINT OFFENDED WE R FRICKIN TOUGH PEOPLE ESE WE DONT DO THAT LATINX SHIT
>Do...Do Mexicans not this find this shit insulting?
You sound like a whiny child
>movie will be about how "muh famillia" is the REAL super power
>in reality mexican family dynamics are super toxic and abusive, with a culture that expects the kids to stay home and give their entire finances to their alcoholic parents to "help the family" and statistically the highest rate of in-family sexual abuse among girls
>kids staying at home in a joint family is LE BAD. Better move out and pay rent to some slimy landlord
shalom rabbi
That's not the point he made at all, stupid Hispanic.
Stfu israelite
What is it about devout Christians that make them sex abusers
Right
CANT A LADY CHECK HER TWITTER?
in terms of "grandma starts rapping, guy gets hit in the balls, dog covers eyes" movies, is pic related the best example?
I thought this was a good contender
it would be funny if xzibit voiced the grandma lol
I'm so glad I remember nothing about this movie, except that it was supremely shit.
You gotta remember that a lot of them are movie trailer tropes. The movie itself might have normal pacing, but the ad agency basically just smashes everything together into a ridiculous jump cut comedy bit that leads to the memes.
>johnny depp was so popular in the 00s he got parodied twice
it's a parody movie so doesn't really count.
Also, Peter Dinklage would have a stroke looking at that poster
>This was the worst joke in the movie. Her being a revolutionary was funny, but she didn't need to be shooting all the mooks.
>The Mom also has nothing to do, nothing would've changed if she wasn't in the movie.
>Jaime spends the movie saying he isn't a killer, his family proceeds to kill everyone and Jaime doesn't stop the villain from killing himself and Susan Sarandon.
>I liked seeing the other Blue Beetles, Mexican things I recognized, and the Dad and Sister were nice characters.
Thank you for reading my blog.
>SALSA recipe from BLUE BEETLE impresses real MEXICAN GRANDMAS
>REAL ABUELA REACTS TO FIRST LATINX SUPERHERO
>EHHHN I WOUL HAH' ADDEH' MORE ADOBO
Adobo and chipotle flavors overpower everything. Shit for a salsa, might as well just put minced adobo chipotles on a chip. Abuella btfo
>abuela pulls out the Chanclinator 5000