>Shelby Oaks
>budget 2 million
>box office 50 million
>propells Stuckmann to Hollywood status
>he gets given 5 million dollars and can do whatever he wants for his second film
>makes another horror kino to really practice his craft of kino
>box office smash
>now for his third film he literally has the power to ask for a A-lister like a Jake Gyllenhaal, Chris Hemsworth or Mark Tuffalo, doesn't mean they have to agree, but he'll be in a position to ask the studio to hire them
We live in a timeline where its actually possible that /ourguy/, Mr Stuckmann, could be making kinos with Brad Pitt one day, if everything goes well with Shelby Oaks. Think about it.
>>>/vt/
Tarantino stuckmann round table
Imagine! Wow
The next Kubrick or the next Anderson?
Kubrick seems more inline with Stuckmann's style. Shelby Oaks will be at least on par with The Shining.
Does jordan peele ring a bell
Probably not the next Kubrick.
>Frederic Raphael, who co-wrote the Eyes Wide Shut screenplay with Kubrick, claimed that the filmmaker once allegedly remarked that A.H. [Adolf Hitler] had been "right about almost everything". Raphael, initially unsure how to respond, ultimately decided it was "an unassuming jest". Kubrick's relationship to his own ethnicity allegedly deeply troubled Raphael, a fellow israelite.
Yeah Stuckmann isn't a problematic straight man. I mean this totally sincerely too, not all OMFG IM IRONIXCC XD
why would kubrick hate himself like that?
Paul WS Anderson sure
Is that Vaush?
What a prick
Huh? why would you say that man?
Litterally no reason to start shit talking like that about Stuckmann. That dude is chill as hell.
Tell it to zod s SNAPPED NECK
Seriously frick off. Frick . Off.
Question for Cinemaphile Cinemaphile from a tourist
Will you be review bombing this movie when it comes out? Why or why not?
>Will you be review bombing this movie
As a 10+ year fan of his critiques I will say absolutely no one should bully Stuckman. End of story.
I will be review resuscitating, myself.
i think mike stoklasa would kill himself if this happened
he'll become youtube's budd dwyer. i can already see him handing out envelopes to mike and jay before he puts a .357 Magnum in his mouth. it'll happen in his final Best of the Worst episode, featuring his own films.
Stuckmann is making a genuine movie from the heart. Whether its shit or not he was thick skinned enough to put his art out there. What has RLM done? Made ironic satirical movies that are LE SUPPOSED TO BE SHIT!?! Mike would never dare attempt to make something honest for once. And Jay wouldn't have the spine to convince him
Brad Pitt is 60 years old, he would never stoop to starring in horror slop
He would if a Kubrick/Stuckmann/Tarantino asked him too
Just wait and see.
>Holy frick those digits got stuckmannized
AGAIN
This thread is blessed Wow! This is based as hell man.
No way that will happen, after looking at his old videos, doing cheap recreations of others, like that Drive one that was super cringe, plus his current reluctance to give a fair critic just to fit in the industry, should tell you his movie will be the blandest, most milquetoast, safest söy horror movie possible
If Shelby Oaks becomes successful, and he gets to make another film he'll just become an Adam Wingard at worst, or a James Wann at best. Wingard in the sense of he's just going to be a yes man director for some producer or studio and will be the scapegoat if a big budget movie bombs (even though he didn't make any calls).
That being said, I'm happy he's probably not going to become a Rolfe (being scared to make another movie after making your first). Movie looks promising, and he seems to be able to adapt to the pain in the ass filmmaking truely is.
>James Wann
So he'll make BILLION dollar movies? Awesome.
Shelby oaks will be like Saw 1
He looked like a deer in the headlights in the behind the scenes videos
i know its his first film but he looked horrified
Check out the recent update, it looks like he walks off into a walk-in freezer
on his youtube?
I didnt know he had a new update
>box office 50 million
200k*
Nope. Why tear down a good man?
I always let my neighbour plap me while I yell I GOT STUCKMANNIZED!!!1
he won't have you seen any of this other work? he has zero talent
Oh you're a troll. I don't care what you think because I know Stuckmann has talent
You're just a hater. Notice how no one agrees with you. We all love Stuckmann
Holy frick those digits got stuckmannized
He made a vlog crying in his bed because RLM called him a prick. He is gonna crumble like a house of cards after the first negative review (of many) and never direct again
> after the first negative review
Not happening for 2 reasons
1st reason: Shelby Oaks is going to have an amazing critical response. I know dudes like Jeremy Jahns will love it.
2nd reason: Chris has started a new wave of not giving mean reviews to movies. He has explained how he won't give other filmmakers bad reviews, so you know they'll return the favor
Looking at behind the scenes and reading the premise, It looks like it is an homage to The Blair Witch Project. It won't be groundbreaking.
it's also based on some shitty ARG from a decade ago
Too cheap to buy an ad?
Tell that to Mike's snapped neck
>>box office 50 million
>leaves christanity behind to become morbid obese pansexual film director
>pansexual
It's been debated whether or not he's actually "pansexual" or a cynical attempt at a career booster. He knows that Hollywood has gotten obsessed with pushing diversity, so he's claiming to be pansexual instead of being another straight white dude in Hollywood.