big words coming from a "man" that was a nobody before injecting himself with a super serum that turned him from a dork into a chad

big words coming from a "man" that was a nobody before injecting himself with a super serum that turned him from a dork into a chad

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do you respond without sounding angry?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I mean Stark literally said that
    >A hero? Like you? You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like something Tony would say. In a way he's implying "people like me (industrialist, big corpo) made you. you're my dog"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean his dad Howard was part of the research team that made the super serum. Made the shield too. Cap's technically one of the Stark family's inventions.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How did both of you manage to miss the incredibly obvious point of this exchange
      >Steve suggests that Tony has no character and behind his steel and money he's not a hero
      >Tony thinks he's talking about his physical inferiority and makes a comeback insulting the exogenous nature of Steve's super powers, also implying he thinks that Steve is so fricking dumb that he forgot he wasn't born a super soldier.

      The scenario even plays out explicitly in a later movie when the two fight. Tony beats Steve within an inch of his life for trying to save the life of a friend, and yet Steve gets back up in the face of certain death, then Tony's suit is broken and he's left crying on the floor because he doesn't have the conviction to try to fight without an overwhelming advantage.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >people were filtered by a cape film
        grim

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >chanshitters are stupider than capeshit watchers
        Why are you surprised?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >captain america is adam tony is lucifer
        holy shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        well.. I haven't actually watched the movie yet..

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Winter soldier and civil war are fricking based I don't care what anyone says. You have Robert Redford MKultraing a man with a bionic arm to carry out the gigadirty work of the deep state. Basically everything about Bucky is kino. And no i did not watch gaycon and the winter soldier nor will I ever because they nerf the whitechadwolf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >people were filtered by a cape film
        grim

        >chanshitters are stupider than capeshit watchers
        Why are you surprised?

        >captain america is adam tony is lucifer
        holy shit

        >Steve suggests that Tony has no character and behind his steel and money he's not a hero
        You're all just pretending to be moronic, right? They say the line about the armor while daring eachother to a fight. They say the line about the bottle later in the convo after Steve calls himself a hero. Tony is obviously mocking Steve that he's only a "hero" because he got spoonfed the ability to be one for free.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Tony is obviously mocking Steve that he's only a "hero" because he got spoonfed the ability to be one for free.
          But that's exactly my point. They have completely different definitions of what heroism is. To Steve, it's intent, to Tony, it's results.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tony doesn't need the suit, it's like he told Spider-Man: if you're nothing without the suit, then you don't deserve the suit

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And then the black guy shows up and wienerslaps them both with BBC

    roll credits

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wow.. how indian..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      goated with the sauce

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mind shattered. Irrecoverable

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don't understand Cap as a character at all.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cap essentially called him a beta gay and then Stark reminded him who he was talking to and put him in his place. Cap thought just because he's a Chad and Tony is a Chud, that that makes him a better man. Cap might have stopped Hitler, but it was Tony who saved us from the aliens

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Steve "Captain America" Rogers was a massive c**t in the MCU and it's outrageous he was "worthy" of anything but a fist to the teeth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      really just in the Whendon movies. He made Steve an annoying butthole

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is so based I'm geeking and don't even know the context

      But also
      >libertarian homies when they talking about abolishing the age of consent be like
      lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >don't even know the context
        Spider-man chose to be a government stooge and suck glowie wiener during civil war but then he started regretting it when Tony Stark and Reed Richards started creating a prison in hell to throw super heroes who don't work for the government in. He leaked the hell prison to the public and Captain America talked to him afterwards about what he did.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          oh from the civil war arc. I only know that cap dies(?) and gives his shield to punisher? or was that a different thing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Umm actually sweety that's considered fascist and hateful now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It actually is, more recent runs of captain america have basically had him completely reverse this stance, because comic books have gone from being sometimes gay to always 100% israeliteed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In Civil War they gave this speech to Peggy, and it was delivered at her funeral by her niece. Cap never said it.

      Which tells you everything you need to know about late-stage MCU.

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