USHER!
Usher? really?
No one outside the US has ever heard of this guy.
Guess I'll do groceries during halftime, cuz I don't know this guy from Adam.
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Nobody outside the US gives a shit about the super bowl
Canada does
Canada is pretty based when it comes to sports. Hockey blows divegrass out of the water. Sadly I will never understand curling.
If you pay attention to a full game you can figure out what's happening easily enough. Whoever has the closest stone to the center of the bullseye wins a point, and an additional point for however many more stones they have that are closer to the center than the closest opponent stone.
As an American I deny Canada. I declare Canada anathema. I cast Canada into the outer darkness. I do here and now separate Canada from the society of all the anglosphere. I judge Canada damned with the devil and his fallen angels and all the reprobates to eternal fire and everlasting pain.
I love outside the US and would've cared had the Lions and Ravens made it.
Eh we check in for the ads t b q h
I was on /spee/ at the beginning of the season saying that a Niners vs Chiefs Super Bowl was absolutely the most boring matchup imaginable. I feel like it’s partly my fault
It’s not your fault the lions one again snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.
Taylor Swift finally defeated Beyonce?
>finally
She's been beating her for years. Compare their concert movies from last year.
compare their Spotify numbers, it's not a competition at all.
Beonce isn't even close to fricking Maroon 5.
Even Lana del Rey has bigger numbers
no one knows Beyonce outside the US, either.
Usher and Destiny's Child were big two decades ago when I was a kid.
Lions should have won
jumping out to a surprise early lead, and blowing it in the 3rd quarter is in the team's DNA. going for it on 4th despite all logic is in Campbell's DNA. in retrospect, that game shouldn't shock anybody.
They should have got sum 41 or creed
they tend to have performers older people know
I’m not 100% but I’m pretty sure the nfl charges artists to perform halftime now. It’s whoever pays the most.
wrong. the NFL pays for the costs of production but the artists perform for free.
>your rap or R&B name is based on a venue's aisle police
>R&B name
RnB isn't rap.
if your name is Wayne McDonald, then your RnB name is Wayne McDonald.
It gets about 12 million viewers in Mexico and ~8.5 million in Canada.
Texas isn't Mexico, yet.
>49ers vs Chiefs
Couldn't be a more boring match up.
>USHER!
>Usher? really?
>No one outside the US has ever heard of this guy.
not only is this unimportant for a US broadcast but it's not even true. usher was huge in every western country from 2004-2012. he's being booked because of 2000s nostalgia. you would have to be gen alpha or really really old, a genuine baby boomer, to not know who he is
I can’t name one song from the guy
Yeah?
YEAH
At least we’ll still get the black national anthem
What’s the capital of the black nation?
>league helps chiefs slime their way in again
if you actually help increase this things ratings you should have a nice day
>taytay
>sneed
>gay
>mahomes
>kelce
You never stood a chance.
>49ers have a tight end named Charlie
>there is a nonzero chance of Sneed intercepting a pass to Chuck
Oh you better believe I'm watching this game.
I'm only watching to support Taylor. Pretty sure Travis will propose to her on the field after the win, which will be thrilling to witness. I only hope the NFL/US air force move heaven and earth to get Taylor to the game
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I was looking for softcore dicky on TikTok as usual and got a video of a guy explaining to three girls whose IQs may add up to 100 how time zones work and she can comfortably fly from Tokyo to Las Vegas in time.
When I think of Usher I think of the Thong Song, but when I think of the Thong Song I can't remember who actually did it.
Sisqo, stupid.
Why are you guys always so mean to me
What are you talking about anon? Sisqo Stupid is the full name of the artist
>knowing about Black folk
kys
Are you talking about the one from Zthing?
>the biggest event in american "culture" is based around a boring sport, generic pop artist and advertisement
The absolute fricking state.
Yep it sucks
>No one outside the US has ever heard of this guy.
not a fan of usher but why the frick would they care about people outside the US for the fricking superbowl halftime show
Some people think their opinions matter way more than they do.
God I can’t wait for TSwift to get cancer. But the govt will probably give her the cure.
I have no interest in rap, but I've heard of Usher. He's pretty well known. Had it been some zoomer rapper you'd have a point.
>No one outside the US has ever heard of this guy.
Sounds perfect for American Football then
superbowl ads will be full of Israel shilling won't they?
>YEAH YEAH YEAH
>we've done ads with John Legend for the blacks, Charlie Puth for gen Z, and a Martha Stewart ad for the old whites. But how do we get the 25-35 year old white people to take the seasonal booster?
>I have just the man