Biggest American TV show will feature, as the half-time show... ...

USHER!
Usher? really?
No one outside the US has ever heard of this guy.
Guess I'll do groceries during halftime, cuz I don't know this guy from Adam.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody outside the US gives a shit about the super bowl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Canada does

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Canada is pretty based when it comes to sports. Hockey blows divegrass out of the water. Sadly I will never understand curling.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you pay attention to a full game you can figure out what's happening easily enough. Whoever has the closest stone to the center of the bullseye wins a point, and an additional point for however many more stones they have that are closer to the center than the closest opponent stone.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As an American I deny Canada. I declare Canada anathema. I cast Canada into the outer darkness. I do here and now separate Canada from the society of all the anglosphere. I judge Canada damned with the devil and his fallen angels and all the reprobates to eternal fire and everlasting pain.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love outside the US and would've cared had the Lions and Ravens made it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eh we check in for the ads t b q h

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was on /spee/ at the beginning of the season saying that a Niners vs Chiefs Super Bowl was absolutely the most boring matchup imaginable. I feel like it’s partly my fault

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not your fault the lions one again snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

  3. 1 month ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    Taylor Swift finally defeated Beyonce?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >finally
      She's been beating her for years. Compare their concert movies from last year.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        compare their Spotify numbers, it's not a competition at all.
        Beonce isn't even close to fricking Maroon 5.
        Even Lana del Rey has bigger numbers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no one knows Beyonce outside the US, either.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Usher and Destiny's Child were big two decades ago when I was a kid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lions should have won

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jumping out to a surprise early lead, and blowing it in the 3rd quarter is in the team's DNA. going for it on 4th despite all logic is in Campbell's DNA. in retrospect, that game shouldn't shock anybody.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They should have got sum 41 or creed

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they tend to have performers older people know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m not 100% but I’m pretty sure the nfl charges artists to perform halftime now. It’s whoever pays the most.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wrong. the NFL pays for the costs of production but the artists perform for free.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >your rap or R&B name is based on a venue's aisle police

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >R&B name
      RnB isn't rap.
      if your name is Wayne McDonald, then your RnB name is Wayne McDonald.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It gets about 12 million viewers in Mexico and ~8.5 million in Canada.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Texas isn't Mexico, yet.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >49ers vs Chiefs
    Couldn't be a more boring match up.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >USHER!
    >Usher? really?
    >No one outside the US has ever heard of this guy.
    not only is this unimportant for a US broadcast but it's not even true. usher was huge in every western country from 2004-2012. he's being booked because of 2000s nostalgia. you would have to be gen alpha or really really old, a genuine baby boomer, to not know who he is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t name one song from the guy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          YEAH

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At least we’ll still get the black national anthem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What’s the capital of the black nation?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >league helps chiefs slime their way in again
    if you actually help increase this things ratings you should have a nice day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >taytay
      >sneed
      >gay
      >mahomes
      >kelce
      You never stood a chance.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >49ers have a tight end named Charlie
        >there is a nonzero chance of Sneed intercepting a pass to Chuck
        Oh you better believe I'm watching this game.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm only watching to support Taylor. Pretty sure Travis will propose to her on the field after the win, which will be thrilling to witness. I only hope the NFL/US air force move heaven and earth to get Taylor to the game
      https://www.instagram.com/p/C2sd8ksuAbL/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was looking for softcore dicky on TikTok as usual and got a video of a guy explaining to three girls whose IQs may add up to 100 how time zones work and she can comfortably fly from Tokyo to Las Vegas in time.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I think of Usher I think of the Thong Song, but when I think of the Thong Song I can't remember who actually did it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sisqo, stupid.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you guys always so mean to me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What are you talking about anon? Sisqo Stupid is the full name of the artist

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >knowing about Black folk
        kys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you talking about the one from Zthing?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the biggest event in american "culture" is based around a boring sport, generic pop artist and advertisement

    The absolute fricking state.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yep it sucks

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No one outside the US has ever heard of this guy.
    not a fan of usher but why the frick would they care about people outside the US for the fricking superbowl halftime show

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some people think their opinions matter way more than they do.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God I can’t wait for TSwift to get cancer. But the govt will probably give her the cure.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have no interest in rap, but I've heard of Usher. He's pretty well known. Had it been some zoomer rapper you'd have a point.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No one outside the US has ever heard of this guy.
    Sounds perfect for American Football then

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    superbowl ads will be full of Israel shilling won't they?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >YEAH YEAH YEAH

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >we've done ads with John Legend for the blacks, Charlie Puth for gen Z, and a Martha Stewart ad for the old whites. But how do we get the 25-35 year old white people to take the seasonal booster?
    >I have just the man

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