>bike through the woods at night
>the full moon casts rays through the trees and the heavy fog
>shout "KINO!" as loud as I can
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>bike through the woods at night. >the full moon casts rays through the trees and the heavy fog
what would germans say if they heard you?
"Gas him"
That's not funny because that's how one madman murdered countless innocent israelites
Thats funny because the holocaust never happened.
>countless
Couple thousand isnt countless
i bet you were scared
I heard you but I was eating a peanut butter sandwich and couldn't reply
crunchy or smooth?
smooth
crunchy out in the woods is too risky
pussy
>having horrific fight with fiancé, gf of 7 years
>in air B&B in shit-stinking Cleveland for a family wedding of hers
>already drafting a Dear John
>get to the room where we're going to sleep
>bizarre shade of blue, bed placed symmetrically and facing this vanity with a giant circular mirror, two shelves flank the left and right of the room with little lines of dolls and teddy bears in blue outfits with splashes of crimson
>immediately start sperging out about how it would be an amazing film set
>drag her father and brother in to yammer about the room and its composition
>send dozens of pictures to my buddies, my brother
>forget about fight
>get hitched
>end up trapped in Cleveland myself
kino???
Kinda cutekino if the room's effect was so powerful that it reframed the way you were seeing her and you fell for her again.
No it was his kinotism sperging out about the layout of a room like how traintism makes you sperg out about trains
Why would that affect whether he married her or not?
>bike through the woods at night
I'm too scared to do this. There's probably ghosts and stuff in there
I carry holy water and salt for the demons and a .45 for the hobos and crackheads
i used to run 5km through the sketchy part of town, but i always carried a boxcutter up my shirtsleeve
wtf is a box cutter going to do? Just run, Forrest, run!
Or even worse, spiderwebs.
The forest at night is a pleasant place to frolic and you should go there at your very first opportunity.
Donnie Darko?
>dies from slenderman after making too much noise
RIP, OP
I have been on this site since 2005 and there isn’t one time I let it bleed into the real world. How are there so many of you who can’t do this anymore?
>looks at full moon
>howls KINOOOOoooooooooooo!
>sprouts hair all along arms, legs, and back, face elongates
>you are now the American Werewolf of Cinemaphile
Oh my lucky stars! A redditfrog thread!?!?
Meanwhile someone is uploading a YouTube vid about them hearing someone shout "KINO!" in the middle of the woods at night.
>look out my window
>see a sunset
>shout "FORCED CINEMATOGRAPHY" at the top of my lungs
I'm so glad that stupid meme is dead