>Bilbo writes about an adventure he went on, as "the hobbit"

>Bilbo writes about an adventure he went on, as "the hobbit"
>Frodo writes about an adventure he went on as "the lord of the rings"
so uh, frodo considers himself the lord of the rings?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not arrogance if it's true

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if he considered himself the lord of the one ring, he never had dominion over any of the other rings of power. No reason to assume he used the same naming convention as his uncle, he was referring to Sauron.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    man, what an butthole

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i will take the ring no matter what
      >i don't know where to go lol
      >IM THE ONE WHOSE GONNA TAKE THE FRICKING RING GODDAMNIT THOUGH SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE TO GO ITS MY RING HSSSSSS BACK OFF ELROND
      so basically he was totally corrupted from the beginning and its only because of human, elf and dwarf rivalries that he was ever allowed to destroy it? so racism saved the day.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course, racism is wholesome. You haven't been corrupted or propogandized into believing otherwise, have you?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The King of Gondor bent the knee to him. You're god damn right he knows he's a Lord

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wienery short little shit

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't call him the King Pimp of Hobbiton for nothing

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Hobbit and LotR and parts of the Silmarillion exist in-universe as portions of the Red Book of Westmarch. Tolkien somewhat playfully maintained that he didn't write anything he just translated it from Elvish. Anything he retconned was due then to conflicting records or Elven biss or something. This was partly by design, he wanted his myths to fluctuate over time the way real world mythologies did.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >biss

      er, bias

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he wanted his myths to fluctuate over time the way real world mythologies did.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bilbo considers himself "THE Hobbit"
    Check out the ego on this homosexual

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't Bilbo's book called There and Back Again: A Hobbit's Tale?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Lord of the Rings (Frodo)
    The Fellowship of the Ring (the underlings Frodo made come with him)
    The Two Towers (uncalled for reference to a couple Frodo's erections)
    The Return of the King (Frodo going home)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously the two towers refers to frodo and sam

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frodo is never going to acknowledge Sam's erection as that would draw attention to Samwise' superior Gamgee dick size. Frodo's referring to the time he got an erection when he saw the Oliphaunts and again when he saw Shelob. Little dude's got a thing for giant creatures.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did think for years that Lord of the Rings referred to Frodo, and was confused as to why it was called that when there was only one ring. It was fricking Cinemaphile memes that made me realize the One Ring was the Lord of all the other rings

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ChumPKZ.jpg

      >Bilbo writes about an adventure he went on, as "the hobbit"
      >Frodo writes about an adventure he went on as "the lord of the rings"
      so uh, frodo considers himself the lord of the rings?

      He was the last person to ever wear the most powerful artifact in all of Middle-Earth. Frodo was the ultimate and final Lord of the Ring

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Gollum was the last
        movies are not canonical remember

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't wear it last, just autistically fiddle fricked with it until he tripped and fell in lava. In fact we never hear of Gollum/Smeagle actually wearing the ring iirc

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            in the books he turns evil and an outcast by going around invisible and learning what people really think of him. Hobbits are terrible people.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              they're country bumpkins with no philosophy. can you imagine how much hobbit incest and rape there is? petty theft is commonplace. occasionally a hobbit kills another and they have to hang him.
              why did token leave this stuff out?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Lord of the Rings a reference to Sauron?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean the guy who never even appears in the story? who frodo never met, even secondhand? he titles the book of his adventure after the guy he never met and hated? so its like if Jesus titled the bible "the king of hell" after satan?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's the primary antagonist and Frodo clearly knows who he is, his whole adventure is to stop him by destroying the one ring he created to control the other rings.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see "The Hobbit" anywhere on that paper.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a hobbits tale
      oof

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m more interested in the fact that Frodo manipulated Gollum into destroying the ring for him and cursed him as he fell into Mount Doom after essentially saving Middle Earth so that Frodo could be worshipped as some sort of false messiah.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well duh, Frodo literally says "the Ring is mine!".

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