>billions of women screeched when they saw this scene
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no woman saw this movie
in fact nobody saw this because the movie flopped lmao
I watched it in an empty imax theater
I watched it again last week in a cinema and it was half-full, about 40% of women.
I saw it alone on the very last night it was offered in Imax on a weed edible and it was one of the greatest cinematic experiences I've had. Theater was nearly empty and I sat right in the middle
Same. It added to the blade runner feel of the movie to sit in that huge room completely alone.
And demiurge was watching you and smiling.
I'd pay $500 easy just to experience it in IMAX once again
They show it regularly at London IMAX. Every time I book a ticket for it the screen gets full booked (500 max seating screen).
Same. It was probably the most kino viewing experience I will ever have. Completely alone in a massive theatre watching an incredible film. I often think of it.
Lol me too, it was the best experience in fricking history. Watching this scene was something else.
>Villeneuve: I will never make good movies again, BR buckbroke me.
I saw it alone, hunched over in a small room. With moonlight illuminating my naked body.
beautiful
you should take up writing
i watched it on prime at like 2am lifting weights unable to sleep in my cell sized bedroom
iv watched it 3 times its kino as frick
Same, deliverately took my dad to a noon showing at a 2D IMAX for minimal crowd, was just us.
Cinemaphile really is the strongest board culture left.
i watched it in IMAX with 10 people in theatre. a guy arrived after half an hour, sat next to another guy and then left 10 minutes later. they were just a few rows in front of me.
This... the movie was about to tank so they had to last minute pivot and assure everyone that Harrison Ford was in the movie and this convinced a few men to leave their basements to see it.
I forced a female friend to watch it and she did, indeed, screech when she saw this scene
I saw it with a friend. I think there were maybe four or five other people in the room.
Not true, I watched it with my mother and sister (they didn't like it)
I saw it with my then girlfriend.
even if it flopped it will be cult kino for decades to come
bros will sit-down with friends girlfriends or find it alone late at night like the old bladerunner
sadly its themes are not as cool but the cinematography and scenes are top tier and if you happen to resonate with it you will love it rather than just really enjoy it
Annas mad cute Goose drops a beautiful performance if anything harison is a lowlight but nostalgia pulls it through
Nah. It's shit, and retroactively ruins one of the best movies ever.
theme wise
it keeps the essence of the emotion but non of its profundity if it was 10 years earlier robowifus would have blown our minds not quite to the existentialness of life but its whatever
2049 is clean cut bladerunner is gritty
but 2049 is unequally pretty
old runner talks about a grimy future of big ideas
2049 talks about a clean cut dichotomy between those ideas but lacks those type of ideas for its own
it just borrows from the original loosely
it ruines it inasfar it does not expound on the originals themes but it does every scene better
>original is a neo-noir detective story
>2049 they have to save the heckin worlderino capeshit
anyone that had to suffer through nu-dune knows villenuevue is awful
lol? how could a piece of art be retroactively ruined? You're too stupid to have these kind of opinions, go back to jerking off
Mass Effect 3 made me never want to replay the first two it was so bad.
it cant but it can
anon wanted more tears in the rain
2049 was so good he will never have his answer
that ruins it for him
2049 changed the trajectory
but in no way did it change the origional as to your point
your opinion is shit. The first bladerunner looks cool but it's boring as shit. 2049 has more interesting themes and while still slow isn't nearly as boring as the first because the story is just better and more engaging. 2049 also has a couple of legendary status scene visuals that will be mimicked for years to come. Pic very related.
literally impossible to retroactively ruin blade runner any more since this fricker kept making edits and running his mouth.
>sadly its themes are not as cool
anon... dont have to time to explain but watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4etinsAy34&t=158s and read pale fire
The first movie flopped too so its pottery.
They never saw Bladerunner either so who gaf.
They know squat about shit.
inb4:
>billions of women screeched when they saw this scene
The Political Construct known as "Women", screeched.
My dad and I went to see it together so at least two people saw it
>in fact nobody saw this because the movie flopped lmao
I watched it in a theater when I was 18. I thought it was decent back then, but didn't quite get it. Only later did I realize, that he was literally me.
>extremely popular movie is actually uhhhh LE FLOP
Why are you fricking schizos like this?
Men do not need much and yet women give them even less.
Based women, unironically.
and they're getting more miserable every year, based women indeed
Actually, studies from bumfrick university prove that science says women like being ran-through wine addicted cat ladies with no marriage or children.
and the self reported penis size of any man is ten inches
the last thing any women will ever do is admit she fricked up
Women don't need relationships to be happy. They can get sex with hot 23 year olds when they are 45. Women won. Cope.
>she said while alone and fat
>she
maybe lowering our standards and pedestalizing women was a mistake.
If a b***h wants to be with you she better be reading books,working out and sucking dick at your command
>she better be reading books,working out and sucking dick at your command
i think you want a boyfriend
>maybe lowering our standards and pedestalizing women was a mistake.
Correct
And what do (You) offer in return for this?
By being the kind of man she would do this for.
Its the current internet woman meta to flip around the "what do you bring to the table" argument as if women dont coast through relationships by virtue of having a pussy. I know that arguing with someone who doesnt have to be rational is in itself irrational, but youd think the last thing women would want is men realizing how small the list of things women bring to the table is. I guess its because even by successful standards life as a man is frustrating and demoralizing, so women dont really have to do much at all.
Its always a good exercise to tell yourself that even the top 0,1% of men get cheated on and divorce raped, and those are the good outcomes. There are women who wont even do that, they'll simply just turn you into a shell of a man by decades of b***hing and emasculating. Theres no benefit at in trusting women with your mental well being.
Women don't just bring pussy to the relationship lmao they generally take on all the adult tasks their computer addled manchild partners fail at/feign incompetency at. I'm not reading the rest of your chatgpt sperg.
I've never had a female acquaintance, never even been in the friendzone. At this point I'd welcome an AI hologram with open arms. Who the hell cares if it actually loves me
Friendzone sucks, it's not better than AI interactions. Still good for the experience, builds confidence to speak to wamen.
Not really, friendzoned saps your will to live
friendzone just means you're her gofer
>Who the hell cares if it actually loves me
It'll weight your personality and behavior with more importance than an irl female will. So in that, you'll be "important" to it in a way that modern women just don't assign importance to anyone less than Chad or whatever sm is telling them today.
It's a thing that, "for better or worse", will "know" you. Maybe even better than you know yourself.
99% of men will NEVER have that from a woman. Even down to bullshit surface level crap like what your favorite flavor of ice cream is.
The fricked up thing is that almost all the surface level stuff modern women do would be inconsequential if they were fertile and didn't treat being a housewife like a prison sentence.
If a man murders someone, and a woman fails to birth someone, both have reduced the population of their communities by 1.
>If a man murders someone, and a woman fails to birth someone, both have reduced the population of their communities by 1.
That's quite a realisation.
What was in it?
Wallace slop
yummy protein
Those looked tasty. I've heard grubs aren't bad cooked and taste nutty.
Tide Pods
When JOI and the hooker merge is superior to just Ana.
Nah, the hooker was the worst part of the movie. It should have been Luv that merged with JOI
I don’t understand why he wasn’t able to just get some kind of vr brain chip that let him see and feel her instead of using a hologram to deepfake a prostitute.
well, one's an expensive, risky procedure that would require weeks to months of downtime to recover all just for sex and the other is paying a hooker $50 to utilize her for an hour
the real question is why they don't have robots that you can put your waifus in, should be a piece of cake considering the technology displayed in the movie
I mean, that's literally what the hookers are? They're just humanoid robots that people frick. And JOI wanted to put herself into the hooker as a present for K
no it's not the same, why can't you put ana joi brain in prostitute head?
they are replicants who have a quasi freedom.
he means a literal robot with no rights but humanoid.
Errrmm honey I mean....I feel like....OK? Like, fine? Literally. Yeppers my duder. Yall mfs sometimes.....
He's a wagie, he can't afford it
it's like you can see the different animations triggering
he's literally me
This movie sucks donkey dick
I like how he doesn't kill anyone in this scene despite the frantic shooting, just arm shots. Dunno about that back-breaker though.
this song comes to mind with the backbreaker.
Is he superstrong or something?
Yes, he's a replicant. They have super strength compared to normal humans.
Replicants are very strong, as seen in the first film.
There are several scenes that show he has increased strength and was made for combat. I mean, his first target was a military model replicant and he takes him out pretty easily. He also just plows through walls without any problems.
>thinks he is a real boy for half the movie
>conveniently forgets about his super strength and ability to take out literal combat replicants.
he doesn't think he's real, he thinks he was born
Bane?
Huh
He shot an unarmed woman in the back with that.
she had just got done almost killing him with her unarmed hands
no he didn't. he retired a piece of hardware
>verification NOT required
why does it have two triggers?
It's a set trigger. It "sets" the primary trigger when pulled, removing any of the take up you'd normally experience and giving you what is essentially a hair trigger. Basically it minimizes the chance that the simple act of pulling a long or creepy trigger will throw off your point of aim by the time the gun actually fires.
As for why, one of the guns they used to make the prop - and old Steyr model SL - had a set trigger and they either didn't care to remove it or otherwise thought it made the gun look sufficiently futuristic and elected to leave it on.
Interesting
Imagine the screeching when we'll finally have our own AI waifus.
Billions (of roasties) must die.
The rich will have the AI waifus and they'll call you a sexist if you ask for them too
The time has come already
Until they come up with more advanced technology I ain't buying. Hearing all the servos go whirring while it does a stiff animatronic routine isn't exactly disarming.
>the office workers are not real
This is where ex machina lost me. A single guy programming a sentient AI I can believe but creating all the robotics, synthetic skin, and brand new type of cpu was a bit of a leap. It takes teams of people working at darpa or boston dynamics to make robots that can even stand up, let alone be sexy enough to frick.
A frickable escort is like $500. You can go cheaper but you get what you pay for. Robots and AI are more expensive and you get less.
Crazy huh
>AI WILL DESTROY MEN
sexist
>MEN WANT ONLY ONE THING
>AND ITS DISGUSTING
atari when they get to be in a major motion picture but have no consoles to sell.
you guys seen the new ai-voice model from openai? I'm finally going to get my scarlette ai wifu. no need for women anymore
They've already pulled that voice from the service. It's not available any more.
it will be, you underestimate a coomers desire to coom
How can Ana de Armas be that fricking hot.
It's unreal
My wife watched it alone because no one wanted to go with her (we hadn't dated yet) and she loved it.
I legitimately do not deserve my wife.
You don't. Die normalBlack person.
>smiling woman in a dress bringing food
why is it so melancholic.
beautiful painting anon, the artist ?
Arthur Sarnoff
women will screech about stay at home and 1950s "fantasies", and then you send you 40 tiktoks about stay at home wives making aesthetic videos with "i wish this was me lol"
Because they've been told by every older woman it will suck and they'll hate it and their husband and want to kill themselves and their children and bla bla bla but it's just projection from miserable older people who are in shitty marriages and in self inflicted hells of their own making. Women are programmed genetically to want to be bred and have kids and be a wife, there are exceptions to every rule but most women really would be happiest in that position.
I find it funny when guys on the one hand valorise it when men go beyond childish things, when men give up a bit of happiness for the sake of freedom, but then don't view women's lib and feminism the same way. Even if women's lib and feminism have made women a bit less happy on average, they've made women more free, and that is worth something.
>women more free
Dude are you fricking for real, every study that isn't a scam but sincere shows women buy antidepressants en masse, like how free and happy are they when female suicide in developed nation is higher than when they were "poor little slaves" get real come on
Yes, because men and women are different.
t. literal mental case
My mom didn't bat an eye, she has never mentioned it but in our talks about conspiracies she expects technology and AI to accelerate where this is the norm. I guess her opinion of that would be that it's predictive programming.
I feel like life is some kind of horrible joke where you're allowed to look at beautiful people but never have them.
I mean, even if you're beautiful, yourself, and have them, it's only temporary because everyone's personalities are so horrible, no one is loyal to anyone. Someone like this will never love you.
wow, an actual, bona fide incel motherfricker in the wild. you never touched a pussy in your life but spending all your free time frying your brain with porn has convinced you that women are objects and you, a worthless ugly fricking loser, deserve to own them. you are right, you are so right you dont even know it, no one will ever love you, certainly not someone as pretty as this actress is.
someone didn't get their box of donuts today.
sneed
Wow, an actual, bona fide incel white-knight motherfricker in the pod.
She will never frick you. And you will tell yourself it's a good thing.
And in that we will all be in agreement.
Assuming you aren’t trolling there is waaay more bitterness and despair in your words than his
I dunno man, I used to think that way when I was in my teens but I ended up fricking some pretty beautiful women. As for loyalty, I've known plenty of couples who are loyal to each other.
>who are loyal to each other.
that's not helping.
>the future is going to be all holograms
do you know how holograms work?
>well everyone wears contact lenses or artificial eyes with reality augmentation.
What is the point of superimposing your ideal reality on a shitty reality when you can just put yourself entirely in the ideal reality like the matrix?
bty augmented reality vision has and will always work like shit.
When I saw BR2049 the only people in the theatre other than me was a group of 3 women and they genuinely hated it. I know they hated it because when it finished they started loudly talking about hating it. Seems to be a real, non-meme example of "films women will never understand".
The cinematography in this movie is a fricking meme. The whole thing looks like a Netflix original. Absolutely soulless visuals unlike the first.
>has some of the most iconic shots in cinema from the last 20 years
yeah ok anon.
>has some of the most iconic shots in cinema from the last 20 years
This says more about the absolute shit taste of the average filmbro and you than anything.
Yep. Complete meme movie like Mad Max 2013
movie feels like a psyop, unsurprised it tanked.
glamorizes wallace/luv
reads like an infatuation
>le sacrifice for the greater good
feels so pedantic
don't moralize noir
I liked the three short side stories of Bladerunner 2049
It truth the bladerunner remake was shit and every geriatric harrison ford film is shit
She's a real nice lookin' woman if you ask me.
>it's why you see her in advertising everywhere else
why do we see K's JOI in all the advertising? one can clearly cuztomize everything about her, but every ad, it's her
would the ad be different to someone who customized their JOI differently? is K directly in all of the shots, so the viewer sees everything like he would see it?
also, why would Wallace specifically target K to manipulate? he is literally no one special, and it seems like he had JOI since well before the beginning of the movie when he finds the thing under the tree. is Wallace surveying every one of their customers all of the time, and does K tell his JOI everything about what Bautista's character said and what K found, so that raises red flags in Wallace's surveillance system to keep a closer eye on him and start said manipulation?
Because he didn't change from the factory settings, that's who he fell for.
>factory settings
you know, i never did think about that. but how can we know? is it specified? or can one only extrapolate that by the fact that we only see K's version of JOI? it seems like the logical conclusion, i will admit. i also recognize that the evil lady seemed to have known that K's JOI was a JOI. seems like either that is the factory setting, or that they are surveying their customers and would have a database on what each customers' JOI looked like. plus she's a replicant too, right? so would she be able to process all of that information instantaneously? can replicants "plug in to" or "download" information, like a computer?
another thought i had: we also do not know how many JOIs could be walking around that are thought to be human, right?
id love to be simpatico but i cant we donmt i like ur idea but if its nt urs we ave no business talkin in a nice way
i love to felate but only if its fun
your way to fukin cool for me to be a dick
bro i been thinkin for weeks ideas are performative i like your idea i be assed
it is good imo its salt on steak scenes are fukoin memerable
ideas 2 u dont ave to pick but most do
kind of beautiful
Are we looking through protags eyes
does everybody pick joi
are they all joi
is it unique for everybody
is joi the real protag
SO MANY ACTIVITIES
im a wasted chud deep conversation cutes or origiional esque takes plz
my ex acted like this a couple times. It made m want to fricking punch her in the face. You're 24 years old, fricking act like it. Annoying b***h.
The only goose movie i've seen, it would have been rewatchable if leto didn't slice up some women. He single handedly ruined it. Best joker though.
I want Ana De Armas inside me.
It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
>golden eyes
I can't believe they're legit as well
her eyes are clearly green...
They are what they call "hazel", halfway between green and brown, but they're an unusual shade that often looks golden
jesus
2049 is a contemporary classic.
So Joi was Wallace Corp emotionally manipulating K, correct?
Hires the hooker who puts the tracker on him?
yes, there was no way a guy on his salary could afford such a high-end system, the entire point was that she (the joi character) is ubiquitous and omnipresent surveillance by large corporations. it's why you see her in advertising everywhere else.
based orwellian thottbot (also another amazing troupe) I forget where from metropolis?
This part doesn't make any fricking sense
If she was a soulless product that K was deluding himself with, why did she encourage him to run from the cops?
If she was fighting for sentience and meaning just like him and their love was real, why did the movie go so far to suggest otherwise?
she was way off basline AI's colludeing
they're just trying to build suspense and misdirect. same way the original blade runner was confusing and it wasn't until the director's cut that we found out that deckard was a replicant also.
this is fricking moronic too deckard is not a replicant
that theory has one source and he's the biggest pseud that has ever lived, Ridley Scott.
Nothing that happens in the movie suggests deckard is a replicant and many things say otherwise
I remember watching this with some friends and one friend said later that this scene was so comfy and everybody had to explain to him that the scene was supposed to be sad and pathetic. The duality of man, I guess.
>have to cast "ideal fantasy waifu"
That's actually pretty tough casting, yeah you can find a lot of good looking women in casting, but they also have to project the right vibe that you can imagine them being put up as the "ideal wife".
They did nail it though, Ana de Armas is beautiful but also has that cheerful, friendly but docile sort of demeanor.
She fits the physical embodiment of extreme girl next door made eventual housewife sexual fantasy many lonely men have.
Eventual housewife what are you a woman be inlove or dont hopless romantic or bust
Prime Xev Bellringer
down to the 10/10 perfect breasts that look like you designed them that way, but are actually real
if you ask me this Ana is really rather good looking
OH N-
My JOI would be Emma and she would tell me about her stuffed animals every day I came home
Okay, just re-watched. Freysa gives the tracking job to Mariette. Joi hires Mariette. Luv finds K's location from Madam's computer.
Freysa specified interest in K cause he killed Sapper.
Makes sense now.
Joi is one of Wallace corps products, as K is also. Luv specifically mentions it to K, suggesting their is a surveillance, or hints at the theme, when they go through the archives.
Wallace specifically mentions joy as synonymous with pain. "Pain reminds you the joy you felt was real. More joy, then! Do not be afraid."
Doesn't matter how Joi looks, cause she looks and does precisely what you want.
'Joi' is like a bad faith kind of joy. An facsimile of joy without the sacrifice/pain.
###########WOULD script kiddies im inlove
>What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love?
>Anon, did you hear the question?
>I did, I just... don't know the answer. Interlinked?
>YOU'RE WAY OFF YOUR BASELINE
CELLS
INCELS
W-w-within cells
Wish they'd make more movies set in the Bladerunner universe but not about Bladerunners. The whole aesthetic and atmorsphere are interesting.
Purest sex
I don't get it.
obviously Ana wins
Brie is UNDERRATED
Bad person, great cheese.
Why would you compare Brie Larson to Ana of all people? That's an unfair comparison
brie just needs more body fat and she'd be high tier
she's too scrawny and gangly, looks bad
Bros.. i love her
Spectacular nips
My mother loved this scene I could tell instantly
Ana is perfect.
Cute
Perfect casting.
Bladerunner: what it means to be alive
2049: tfw no gf
Hmm... yes, this thread perfectly accentuates >tfw no female significant other.
Anybody know any of these types?
>barely works/earns, stay at home wife
>doesn't want kids
>doesn't want to do chores/cook either
>is still smug and full of themselves with feminist shit
can't think of a worse brand of human. Dog shit holds more value.
Pris
I feel like Villeneuve completely lucked out that his moronic minimalist zen-to-mask-incompetence visual style was actually compatible with the theme of the movie.
women are such flippant creatures that entertaining even anger as anything more than a passing thought is too much of an investment for most of them
they don't even care about the stuff they're "mad" about
the homosexuals itt who can't enjoy their own tastes or interests unless they're "making foids seethe" are the only people who care
one day
what movie is this? im not scrolling through all the comments to get an answer
i saw it on opening (weekday) and there were like 5 people, zero women. then they did a reshowing a couple months after the dvd release and all the women showed up because of the memes and acted like it's their favorite movie
I've got two words for everyone in this thread
>NIKKY DANDELION