Billy Zane as Brando

Wtf is this sorcery? What are some of the best, most convincing biopics of all time?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Billy Zane is better than Brando tho. Why is he making a movie about penut butter?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Don't you climb trees?"
      No, motherfricker. We got bills and shit.
      Now take your peter pan ass and make some peanut butter or something.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God dayum he looks the part

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ZAMN

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you pronounce it? For me, it's Billy Tzayne.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isnt there a clip ? To hear his brando voice.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to call him Silly Zane. Just a bit of fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woah there slugger! Rein in the horseplay!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Golly. I don't know if that's just a magic still or what, but talk about the part he was born to play.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God damn, dude. Who'd have thunk he'd be a dead ringer for Brando. Whoever had the idea to cast Billy is a genius.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the eyes, chino. The eyes never lie.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He put cotton swabs in the corners of his mouth to get that classic Brando look.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will Paramount let Coppola make a Godfather prequel now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Godfather II?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's a good extended sequence but didn't the book have more material that went unfilmed? I forget what the original plan for Godfather II was...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >didn't the book have more material that went unfilmed?
          yeah I don't know how you can make a watchable subplot about sonny's comically giant wiener and the chick with the deep cavernous pussy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          best case scenario: an extended film set in 1922 in Sicily, not shot as a gangster film but as a giallo modelled on Tenebrae, concluding with the death of Don Ciccio.

          The original cut of Godfather II was 6 hours long and adapted the 1920s and 1930s part of Young Vito's rise, but Coppola edited it down to end when Vito kills Ciccio.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bullshit. That means he had more material of De Niro doing stuff as Vito?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yup, this photo of De Niro on the left is allegedly from the cut footage of 1930s Vito. You can see he's a bit heftier and made up to look closer to Brando's Vito.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yup, this photo of De Niro on the left is allegedly from the cut footage of 1930s Vito. You can see he's a bit heftier and made up to look closer to Brando's Vito.

              found a better pic

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yup, this photo of De Niro on the left is allegedly from the cut footage of 1930s Vito. You can see he's a bit heftier and made up to look closer to Brando's Vito.

              [...]

              found a better pic

              he basically wins a fictionalized version of the Castellammarese War that led to solidification of the 5 families.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        best case scenario: an extended film set in 1922 in Sicily, not shot as a gangster film but as a giallo modelled on Tenebrae, concluding with the death of Don Ciccio.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A.I. pls make it so

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KINO on levels we could never imagined before

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeh I actually thought that was Brando

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will add the infamous road trip across America with Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any more Billy Zane kino?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    burt reynolds played a good brando
    brando was seething for years over it

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Billy Zane was great in the Mummy.

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