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>Only found out it needed a RAM pack, i was so stressed out i was just sick
>Turns out, a little Mankey fella.
Heh
>So there was this city, roight, somewhere in Kanto-
>Oh, that narrows it down.
>-And they had this gym there roight, where people could go for, sort of, battles and the like. People loved it, flew in from miles around due to how well it was being run by the leader there. Nothing but good thing's to say about him, think it even won a few medals from the league for being so efficient and stuff.
>Oh, the leader, right. Just out of curiosity, Karl, how tall was he?
>Only thing was, nobody had ever seen the gym leader's face.
>Right, we're never doing this again
>And where was the Mew then?
>Turns out it was under the truck the whole time.
>Don't. Talk. Shit.
People who live in glasshouse's have to answer the door.
All I'm sayin is, at some point, something has had it away with a leaf.
>turns out, 'is lil brotha was drowned the whole time
>FRICK OFF DON'T TALK SHIT
You realise he was a scripted character right
He wasn't but he had enough self-awareness to lay it on at times.
>You realise X right
kek
that funny to you is it?
indeed
>kek
>that funny to you is it?
>indeed
>You DO realize that you're meant to pack his lunch for school, right??
Anon types like my ex-wife
Friends act funny around each other to make them laugh, that's all he's doing
No. And his character is not a far fetch at all, I've known plenty of people like Carl in Russia.
a country full of bald manc twats sounds like hell
He himself is not scripted but some of the podcasts are recycled conversations from XFM IIRC, so they are kinda simulated.
He’s exaggerated but I have met people who are actually like him. He is real and if he wasn’t he’d be a complete wasted character considering he was around for the office and extras
>the morons denying this
Holy shit you people are stupid
early xfm was not scripted, whereas the podcast fully is
He played it up but it wasn't scripted, that would be too flattering to that fatass Gervais and his manservant Merchant
XFMsisters...
Scripting a few hours of dialogue a week is undoable. Undoable!
Ricky and Steve aren’t funny enough to write a character like Karl.
i wouldnt say scripted, i would say character though.
can anyone identify that game, i want to know if karl is a pro gamer or not
Tetris, I think.
>destroyed a man
>that funny to you is it?
i dont get it. do paksmen have dodgy teeth?
Like at that gormless expression
christ and he had a go at stephens looks
to be fair karl is just ugly while steve looks like a skinwalker
he must be about 22 there. isnt he like 28 and full bald mode at the start of the radio show?
I think he was even younger at the beginning
Karl had hair of a Chinaman.
acid i would sort you some science out
Anus is enough.
they didn't have bloody kiwi fruit back then
don't say bloody you are the producer
I'll start saying "SHIT" and "wiener" you start saying bloody.
gormless manc
Dandy War Holes
>"Right so there's this game designer, and uh he was getting a lot of big press and that for his games."
>"So these were complex video games then, Karl?"
>"Well I mean they musta been a little complicated for people to like em that much. So anyway, there's this uh big game conference where all the big video game people are going to where this big designer's game is being shown off."
>"The designer wasn't working on Super Monkey Ball by chance was he?"
>"Hmm, I think that wasn't the kind of games he was into."
>"Of course not, this designer's clearly the smartest and most sophisticated one out there. Frick off Kojima, you're too much of a philistine for this auteur. Go on Karl."
>"Anyway, everyone's playing the game at the conference and they're going mad for it, lines all over the place. And the all the game journalists want to talk to the designer, ask him how he came up with these levels and stuff. But the company he's at says that he's a shy fella who just wants to work on his games, he doesn't the big attention-"
>"Doesn't want the accolades or money of course, just wants to be rewarded with bananas delivered to the coding room."
>"Now uh, all the press is getting really relentless because this fella must be a genius to be this inventive. So they find out he's at the conference watching people playing the game on a monitor."
>"Well Ricky they tracked him down after hearing that some programmer was throwing shit at the walls."
>"Right so they get to the room, open up the door, and you'll never believe this..."
>"Yeah?
>"Little monkey fella next to a TV screen."
>"That's complete shit. This might be the single most stupid thing you've ever said."
>"I mean, if you look at the gaming magazines they all reported it."
>"Of course they didn't! There is no news story about a monkey mastering open world gameplay between bouts of climbing trees! You're an absolute moron."
>"But uh that's this week's monkey news."
i find it interesting how normals will buy or be gifted a games console and then play it for like 5 hours over the course of 6 months.
If I gave you a lute that you didn't ask for, how long would you use it for?
I'm kermitted to thus treatment
sorry, what's the clue, committed to this treatment?
>never saw the manhole cover again
He put the kid in a wheelie bin
That's a tetris cartridge
turns out, big monkey fella
where've you been for three days?
i'd love to go back to 2002 only for a saturday to listen in on XFM live
>you will never call in and inadvertently get Karl to insult Steve in some way live on air
>of a Saturday
fast approaching
how many copies of children of the corn are still floating about you reckon?
20, none of them rewound
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-DAQ9YHjRW4
there was this man in a clown suit riding around on a bike stabbing people, and, they cut its head off, but it was still riding around, as if whatever was inside the clown suit was very small or something.. turns out..
Is that Sam Rockwell of Galaxy Quest fame.
one of his escaped clones from the hit motion picture moon
how do we know which one he is?
Imagine Karl in Confessions of A Dangerous Mind
I don't care if Karl or pic related are partially scripted. still funny as frick
the xfm shows are obviously not scripted and he says the same shit there he did later on
give em a game of swingball
>it's a "steve brings up how much he hates lord of the rings to impress ricky" episode
>Steve intentionally mispronounces grand theft auto so he can seem cool and non caring
Why are lanklets(Merchant) and manlets(Gervais) such awful people? Every man below 5'8 and above 6ft should be summarily shot for the betterment of the human race
im with steve n rick on the lotr debacle, ngl. got dragged along to watch the first two in the cinema when they first came out and i still havent seen the last one. couldnt stand them
>it's a 'Steve makes up a childhood story to try and make his easy middle-class upbringing seem more dramatic' episode.
I almost feel bad for him, it's obvious that Ricky just milked him for his humour and screenwriting and had no desire to hang out with him outside of working hours.
>Karl's dad impersonates a police officer to get an obese woman to stop bullying her husband in public
>Karl's dad moves to a retirement community and steals food from the other elderly people
>Karl's dad puts a kid with down's syndrome in a wheelie bin
mad innit
>pic
>forgets 'ate fun
the food thing has happened to me, if you have a trust thing goin on in a small community where food is put in a place that's labeled for you just to come in and grab that can happen
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