These are the reasons I support Walt and am glad that he grew a pair and ended up taking a bunch of fricked up risks. Frick Skylar, Hank, and the homosexual cripple
The fact that "uh the point of the show is that he's a sociopath; you were TRICKED into liking him" Redditors expect us to pretend all that shit never happened is obnoxious.
If Walt letting Jane die due to the drugs she chose to take makes him sort of responsible for her dad going into his very important job while half-asleep and killing a hundred people, then Skyler, Hank, and all the normies around Walt treating him like a punching bag on his 50th birthday should lead to viewers considering their role in the sort of philosophy he adopted at the end of his life. Nobody treated him like a person until he demanded it, so he ended up not valuing their wants over his own. That's not some kind of immoral personality disorder.
>The fact that "uh the point of the show is that he's a sociopath; you were TRICKED into liking him" Redditors
They take these kinds of humiliations daily while lacking self-awareness to even get mad about it lmao. That being said S1 Hank was kinda weird and I don't think they knew exactly what kind of character he was yet.
The ATC makes no sense they fricked that up royally. Mistakes in the air are avoided by automation the planes tells you "GO UP STUPID" and this order overrides anything ATC says.
What would have been realistic is a ground command to cross a runway or something when the runway wasn't clear.
i was in a relationship like this for about 3 years >first 6 months we banging like crazy >at about the 9-10 month mark it dies down >by year 1 we move in together and she has more financial security would go 2 weeks without sex >when we did bang shed act like it was a chore >recieved a number of sad handjobs that would result in me not cumming and just telling her to stop >i cheated on her and told her to frick off
thanks for coming to my ted talk.
>amount of swarthoids in western countries goes up >technology finally reaches the subhuman hordes >the internet gets filled with low IQ brown "christian" cucks
gee, I wonder who warned us that this kind of shit would happen
>amount of swarthoids in western countries goes up >technology finally reaches the subhuman hordes >the internet gets filled with low IQ brown "christian" cucks
gee, I wonder who warned us that this kind of shit would happen
or is it just good old Cinemaphile contrarianism? Christcucks used to be the majority and loved in media, now they're mocked and looked down upon, makes sense for newbies here to try and be contrarian about religion or against "degeneracy"
It's really just that, as the original userbase got older, they (like most people in this world) had to search for an anchor in this world that can provide them with some meaning and substance beyond jerking off to porn and playing video games. A lot of them choose Christianity, probably guided by the Holy Spirit. Now the younger, newer userbase is influenced by these older users.
>stoned >every weekend
kek your "gf" (if she even exists) frick other guys during the week and also stop smoking pot or your future gf's (if there even will be any) will cheat on you too.
Why do you cuckolds pretending to be puritans always project yourself and your own experiences on to others?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>P-P-PROJECTINNG
Are you 13 or what? Everybody knows that girls smoking pot are vapid prostitutes. Also, you probably only see your "gf" on the weekends since you mentioned only having sex on the weekend. Long distance relationship? Yes, she is fricking other guys during the week. >cuckold
kek if that helps you coping better
3 months ago
Anonymous
>s-s-she's cheating on you if you smoke weed!
Are you 13 or just a mentally stunted moron?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Probably rather because she is smoking pot. Again you must be 13 to not know any better. It's fine. You will learn from it
Unless you're both losers without a job or if you're both still in school you're not going to see each other during the week constantly while living in different houses, how would that make it long distance?
fricking kek are you serious? No wonder she is cheating on you if you are that naive. She was probably the one who told you that right? >y-yeah w-we live in the same city b-b-but only weekends hehe
I literally do not know anybody that is in a relationship in lives relatively close to each other who does that. You will find time for the person you love even if it is just for an hour.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>No wonder she is cheating on you
You made this shit up in your head and think it's fact, how low IQ can you get. I'm not even the same person either you mong
3 months ago
Anonymous
>I'm not even the same person either you mong
I know >You made this shit up in your head and think it's fact
But i didn't. You were never in a relationship where actual love was involved. Well, from your side probably yes but not from the other side. That is sad, really sad.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Unless you're both losers without a job or if you're both still in school you're not going to see each other during the week constantly while living in different houses, how would that make it long distance?
There's an observable correlation between number of sexual partners prior to marriage and divorce rates and people still can't see the value in waiting for marriage (or at least waiting until you're in a serious, long-term relationship). Crazy.
Tradcucks are such clueless, quixotic morons advocating for marriage in western countries. Think a little you brainlet, how much worse would the anon you replied to be if he was dumb enough to put a ring on the opportunistic prostitute's finger? >I got his money, time to stop putting out
This is exactly why you don't marry. You cannot negotiate or try to fix your marriage when the law gives the woman all the leverage.
yes true. it's even better to save yourself for marriage, and only then realise that your wife pulled That same trick on you. at least then you can't even escape your sexless relationship without losing half your net worth 🙂
thats most relationships (minus the cheating, i curse you for that i curse you). most people get really bored of their significant other within a few years.
i wanted to rub it in her face that she wasnt good enough for me >i slept with someone else because you made me unhappy now i want you to pack your things and go
it was devastating, as was my intention, and it made me feel good seeing her spazz out over it after what she put me through.
Such spite doesn't seem healthy for either of you, I don't really buy this satisfaction you supposedly felt in cheating on her, just sounds like you're coping for what is on principle a shitty thing to do.
3 months ago
Anonymous
idk it felt good for a long time knowing she was depressed because of me, plus made it much easier to move on later. i hadnt thought about her till this post reminded me of her lying c**t ass giving me a hj like shes doing me a favor to stop me from asking for intimacy every once in a while.
I'm not insulting you, most white western nations are profoundly uprooted and this implied some stronger extended familial structure you'd expect from asian or eastern european socities. The immediate hostility here is also very non-white coded
ah i see, fair enough but yeah im in a white west country like i said, i just have old fashioned values so i helped her with money and did stuff for her parents whenever i could either physically help with stuff or pay for stuff they couldnt. its what men do, but what women forgot that in turn theyre supposed to give affection and support which she didnt. ever.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>i helped her with money and did stuff for her parents whenever i could either physically help with stuff or pay for stuff they couldnt. its what men do, but what women forgot that in turn theyre supposed to give affection and support which she didnt. ever.
I'm with you on principle and I don't mean this as an insult, but from everything you've said you sound like a pushover, hope you keep your shit together better the next time because this entire thing sounds kind of pathetic for everyone involved
3 months ago
Anonymous
well that was years ago, i used to have this idea that if you treat people well they will do the same. i was naive. now i know better, like i said its so funny to me that i had to have a few relationships first in order to become more misogynistic in my views whereas before i had no issues with women and would probably be one of those sóygays that called men pigs for saying a bad thing about women.
i would never have cheated if she didnt make me feel like total shit, i provided for her and cared for her and her parents. but like all women they larp in the first year to draw you in and then they drop the mask >oh i like that kind of music too wow were such a good match! >totally i love having sex every day too yes! >omg yes i wanna do those things too we have such similar goals/values >oh youre hooked now? sorry bro im totally an exact opposite of what i pretended to be, guess youre stuck now huh?
frick that c**t, i shouldve fricked her sister she was hotter anyway.
literally just break it off with them if you are going to cheat. break it off and go frick the new person. i CURSE you
>If you're financially/socially tied together, just cheat
ah yes just cheat and deal with the horrible fallout later instead of disentangling your shit then doing what you want, very smart
i would never have cheated if she didnt make me feel like total shit, i provided for her and cared for her and her parents. but like all women they larp in the first year to draw you in and then they drop the mask >oh i like that kind of music too wow were such a good match! >totally i love having sex every day too yes! >omg yes i wanna do those things too we have such similar goals/values >oh youre hooked now? sorry bro im totally an exact opposite of what i pretended to be, guess youre stuck now huh?
frick that c**t, i shouldve fricked her sister she was hotter anyway.
i see you grasp at straws to try and find a way to insult me cause youre riddled with virginity-fueled anger, but i wont answer specifically to frustrate you, but im in a white western country.
I'm not insulting you, most white western nations are profoundly uprooted and this implied some stronger extended familial structure you'd expect from asian or eastern european socities. The immediate hostility here is also very non-white coded
Same thing for me but she was the one who started cheating. Kick myself for being loyal to that prostitute. She just moved out one day and disappeared. Married the dude she was cheating with and he ended up cheating on her and getting another woman pregnant.
She made many sad calls to me. I said no way I would let you back into my life buh bye.
Still single and see no reason to start over with another relationship.
i was coping that it would get better she would occasionally larp that things are getting better every couple of months so it kept me on the hook and i loved her at that point, i also had made a good relationship with her family too which tbf were good people idk how she because a soulless vessel of a person coming from that household.
Was she cheating? Who was servicing her sexual needs, or was she truly completely shut down in that department? I mean I know that it happens in women, I'd just have a hard time believing it if me in your shoes. Not that i'm anything special, I'd just be paranoid she was getting it somewhere else.
thats most relationships (minus the cheating, i curse you for that i curse you). most people get really bored of their significant other within a few years.
i would never have cheated if she didnt make me feel like total shit, i provided for her and cared for her and her parents. but like all women they larp in the first year to draw you in and then they drop the mask >oh i like that kind of music too wow were such a good match! >totally i love having sex every day too yes! >omg yes i wanna do those things too we have such similar goals/values >oh youre hooked now? sorry bro im totally an exact opposite of what i pretended to be, guess youre stuck now huh?
frick that c**t, i shouldve fricked her sister she was hotter anyway.
It's a successful female survival strategy to secure a mate going all the way back to when we where living in caves and fending off sabretooth tigers and shit. If a woman can feign interest, get a guy to fall in love and "lock him down" as a provider for her (and ideally get knocked up asap, at least that was part 2 of the historical plan, not used as much anymore) then it's unlikely he will toss her too the curb once she drops the mask and he realizes it was all an act.
I don't accept that women don't enjoy sex before getting married. So at the very least, they convince themselves to enjoy it. So why don't they enjoy it after marriage?
Obviously they enjoy sex, otherwise they wouldn't have orgasms or buy dildos. But they need sex to be exciting, daring, dangerous. A dedicated husband who she knows will have sex with her at a moment's notice in the safety and comfort of the bedroom is simply not exciting.
That would be like you telling an employer in a job interview about your stockpile of underage troony porn, anon.
Women have their own troony porn. It just comes in the form of things like horses and poor financial decisions.
Relationships are based on a transaction,
You want sex, she has sex.
She wants money and security, you earn money and can provide security.
She offers sex to entice you to offer money and security, which you eventually do.
Once your money and security are locked in through a marriage, she no longer needs to offer sex to get them. You are expected to provide them either way, so why would she need to have sex with you ever again? You are not gonna divorce her because the state will force you to pay her. So you are stuck, trapped in a sexless loveless "relationship" which amounts to having a deadbeat roommate that expects everything for free.
He was really bad at sex. She got bored after the initial hormonal rush as there was little value in having sex with him, but still did it out of pity.
i would never have cheated if she didnt make me feel like total shit, i provided for her and cared for her and her parents. but like all women they larp in the first year to draw you in and then they drop the mask >oh i like that kind of music too wow were such a good match! >totally i love having sex every day too yes! >omg yes i wanna do those things too we have such similar goals/values >oh youre hooked now? sorry bro im totally an exact opposite of what i pretended to be, guess youre stuck now huh?
frick that c**t, i shouldve fricked her sister she was hotter anyway.
>drop the mask
You're so moronic. There is no mask. Falling in love is like that -- you idealize your partner, everything is new. But if you're boring -- she will realize that and won't be as interested after a while.
Moving in will show if you two really like frick, or you are just more pieces of shit trying to save on expenses. Most women like the idea that you are not getting any other pussy, but when they don't live in, you may or may not be getting side pussy. Once she lives with you, her certainty of you not getting side pussy increases a lot, so a bad girlfriend will start getting lazier, sexually. It's basic ~~*((psychology.*~~))
yeah i had to learn the hard way, but now i know to trust no b***h, ironic, but dating women made me more of a misogynist than when i was still a virgin at 23.
nta but sex is better than jerking off. you get to slap breasts and ass and do other weird things like get them to stamp on your balls. I guess my problem is that I escalate things very quickly and scare my partners off. my last gf dumped me for asking her to pour hot wax over me and hit me whilst doing it then banging her afterwards.
If a woman want to be with you, but won't fulfill your sexual needs for an extended period of time, you are free to cheat. If your woman fricks you plenty and you cheat, you are a shitbaby and deserve death.
You are in the clear, sar.
>with woman for multiple years >great mom >terrible lay >have two strong male heirs with no significant genetic defects >tradeoff is basically no sex ever after second pregnancy >she's getting fat now too >but she handles all of the household administrative work allowing me to focus on career, hence why I can post on Cinemaphile on a Monday while still putting both kids through private school in an expensive/safe area
On balance, very worth it. Keeping this going until they are grown.
If I can get her on the gymbunny route and she can start organizing events and networking for me, everything will be perfect. Sex is so far off from even slightly mattering.
Y'all children need to grow the frick up and get your hands off of your wieners.
she's perfect god bless her >kids still think women are supposed to be horny bawds in their 40s just like in their hentai
the entire point is to make a family and raise kids in a stable environment
>with woman for multiple years >great mom >terrible lay >have two strong male heirs with no significant genetic defects >tradeoff is basically no sex ever after second pregnancy >she's getting fat now too >but she handles all of the household administrative work allowing me to focus on career, hence why I can post on Cinemaphile on a Monday while still putting both kids through private school in an expensive/safe area
On balance, very worth it. Keeping this going until they are grown.
If I can get her on the gymbunny route and she can start organizing events and networking for me, everything will be perfect. Sex is so far off from even slightly mattering.
Y'all children need to grow the frick up and get your hands off of your wieners.
Actually, women's sex drives peak in middle age. If you aren't giving her any, she's getting it from somewhere. Why do you think every NTR doujin is about a sexually frustrated housewife with an absent workaholic husband?
that's actually bullshit
women experience easier orgasms when they become 30, but age comes after us all, your hormone levels will drop, your activity levels drop, responsibilities increase (can't be sex crazy when you have kids, those little frickers always don't want to go to sleep when you're trying to get busy)
but there is no way women are more sexual than they are during their experimental phase when they're younger because the hormone levels are off the charts during puberty
anyone who says otherwise is a feminist moron and should be disregarded on principle
that's actually bullshit
women experience easier orgasms when they become 30, but age comes after us all, your hormone levels will drop, your activity levels drop, responsibilities increase (can't be sex crazy when you have kids, those little frickers always don't want to go to sleep when you're trying to get busy)
but there is no way women are more sexual than they are during their experimental phase when they're younger because the hormone levels are off the charts during puberty
anyone who says otherwise is a feminist moron and should be disregarded on principle
>the state of this moron
It's a fact women get hornier in middle age, you're either shit in bed, you got ugly as you aged or she's cheating. Cope all you want
Im in the same as you
After first kid she basically said Im asexual.
Now I just jerk off alone whenever I feel like
Shes also fat so Its not a big deal not having sex
That's great man, I'm happy for you. I'm on the other side of the coin. I frick 7-9/10 milfs and make them do all the depraved sexual acts that they secretly want but don't tell you about. They all have homes and husbands and kids, but the let me treat them like a prostitute because "it's just a fling" and "he doesn't matter to me". I'll probably never get married but I did get to put it in your wife's ass.
You're doing it right. It's not perfect, but better than being a decadent coomer derailing your life and destroying your family over how often you get to put your dick in a meat hole.
Either your porn collection is next level god tier or you' are mere weeks away from going full Catholic priest mode and borking a 6th grader. It's not natural for the make body to hold in that much splooge with no release. It will make you crazy and do things.
>getting fat
She doesn’t feel pretty so she doesn’t want to have sex. You could fall on your knees begging with a raging erection tell her she’s gorgeous and you need her right now, it doesn’t matter because she doesn’t feel pretty and she wants to be pretty for you, it’s very important for women. Women are insane but she sounds like a good woman and not a harpy b***h so I’m pretty sure it’s just this. It could be as simple as you didn’t have sex for a couple months after the baby because she was healing/taking care of babies, she starts getting fat and at that point it’s a positive feedback loop.
The problem is getting her to lose weight, even though she knows it’s best and it’ll help her more than it helps you, women are insane and very easy to piss off.
You did literally nothing wrong, Anon. You gave her a home and financial stability yet she couldn't even suck you off with a smile once a week.
This is a common issue among woman. They view sex as a means to a reward while men view sex as the reward. So once woman get their stability they have little reason to put out. It's not like they have a biological urge to "release" a build up of a substance and a female sex drive is a small fraction of a healthy man's.
I feel like that’s really common. Sex drive just dying off and all. I think in some cases men can do more to romance their partner, but I agree a lot of women just stop caring. And it’s almost impossible to bring up to them. Any mention of wanting more sex just brands you as a perv that “only thinks about sex”. Don’t cheat though dipshit.
It’s the lazy cowards way out. You’re also bringing yourself down to their level. Once you’re also a piece of shit, you can’t even be mad at her anymore. Just take the high road and fix it or leave with your soul intact.
>Just take the high road and fix it or leave with your soul intact.
You're ignoring tied finances or kids. It's not logistically easy to live a 3-5yr relationship.
Men have every right to find other outlets if their spouse is being a frigid b***h. If a man stopped paying rent and buying food the woman would have every right to take the kids and immediately leave. But a wife doesn't do her duties and suddenly the guy is a piece of shit for getting his needs elsewhere?
That’s a pretty pathetic excuse. Also, people need to stop getting married until they understand everything that goes along with it. Fix your shit. If you’re not happy with each other anymore, do something about it. Therapy, counseling, talking. Something. Cheating is just shitty and lazy.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Why are you blaming the husband instead of woman using men for a home and stability while refusing to give long term physical affection? Like actually what the frick is wrong with you?
3 months ago
Anonymous
I’m not blaming the husband for the marital problems, just the cheating.
>MY IMAGINARY FRIEND IS GOING TO PUNISH YOU
Lol. Lmao even. You'll need to come up with something better than that to convince me.
3 months ago
Anonymous
These types are trolls and teenage virgins who are very easily influenced by online grifters. Very few are actual adult men who cheat without remorse. The types who don’t believe that every sin, every evil thought damages another little part of your soul that won’t come back. Even fewer are the ones who know it’s shitty but just don’t care.
Interesting theory by the guy, however the writing style is suspiciously jovial which brings doubt into its validity. The area that is heavily underappreciated here is influence outside of the relationship, since if you are struggling and your partner desides to distance herself it is likely outside influence would take the new control. Impressive amount of work put out by some autist tho I'll give them that
I don't know why incels always say this here. Usually not true. Women naturally want to frick you less as the relationship goes on and they subconsciously realize they "have you". Their libido lowers. It's a normal function. And a low libido isn't going to make them want to frick other men. The problem is they don't want to frick at all. I believe there is even less chance of your woman wanting to cheat if she's denying you sex than if you were fricking like crazy, because if you're fricking like crazy, it means she has a high sex drive. So if you aren't there, she will want to relieve it, which makes her more open to other men's advances.
> realize they "have you"
So they don't frick you and frick other men instead.
You're just assuming she's low libido because she doesn't want to frick you, she's getting her "needs" filled from elsewhere.
don't they tell him it's terminal? I'd say no to treatment and smoke the meth I'm cooking and bang some hot b***hes until my lungs explode. Leave some cash behind for my moronic son as well I'm not totally evil.
yeah it's terminal and he isn't taking meds to fight it. but he is taking pain pills, and those do rekt your libido, he could still take the little blue pill I guess. Meth give you the shrimp dick I hear, don't know what it does to your overall libido though
stimulants during sexo are a risky move. on one hand it makes your horny as frick but if you don't start it soon enough then you dick shrinks into an acorn and tells you to frick off for a while
doesn't do anything after several lines. even the girls I've been with have told me not to take another one but it just stays there. small and unwilling. a true curse. I wouldn't wish it upon any anon on this board apart from the gay ones
3 months ago
Anonymous
Don't you need a doctor's prescription for those?
3 months ago
Anonymous
the girls I get with keep them in their handbag like they know it's going to happen but pretty sure you can buy it off the shelf at pharmacies
3 months ago
Anonymous
Na you can find online pharmacies how will without a script
I've noticed in my own group of friends that the ones who end up with a chubby/fat gf are the one who like it that way. I don't know perhaps you could assume that making your gf flabby is a good way to keep competitors away
Starting off with a fat gf is the way to go. I'm a fatty at heart but workout to keep my weight down. My gf is a fatty at heart too but me going to the gym motivates her. Now shes slimming down and looking better than ever. I already liked her when she was fat but her seeing improve her self is very sexy
I am currently imagining how fat you really are. I guss you are an american since most of you are fat but then again we europeans define someone as being fat already at a much lower weight than you guys do. So, how fat are you really? Someone we define as fat would be considered totally normal in the United States.
No woman has ever been able to give me a better handjob than I can give myself. I would just tell her "never mind" if that was all she was willing to offer.
My wife didn't give me any sex on my birthday or Christmas a couple years ago and I ended up trying out an escort first chance I got.
Her dad died that day. Feels weird.
>tfw 28 and only had sporadic relationships that last a month or so
I feel like Channing Tatum in that film where he says he just wants to have a girl that is happy talking and watching kinos.
This. I dated a girl for a while who I thought was the one, but I realized she had some unfinished shit with some other guy, and it all clicked when I realized she only kept with me because I have a big dick and was on steroids and could frick 24/7, but there was always some tinge of hesitation when I’d have sex with her. Then I met my current girl and after 4 years she’s thirsting for my wiener 24/7 and you can genuinely see the difference in a girl who loves and admires you and a girl who thinks of you as her second or third choice.
>tfw confessed my sexual thoughts to a former Stacy coworker with a handwritten letter >She never replied back nor blocked me on social media >She broke up with her boyfriend within 6 months.
I knew a 24 year old drug dealer through one of my friends, who was dating a 17 year old (she was tight as frick and like an 8 or a 9 by the way), but because he was a charming normie dealer nobody cared. He also told me and others offhand that for her birthday he ate her pussy, implying he never does otherwise.
I realized I'm a gay beta for being shocked by this or wanting to eat a 9/10 17 year old's pussy. Like some Sopranos shit.
It's weird to hear Americans talk about fricking 17yr olds being a rare occurance only for the blessed or degenerate. In Canada it's pretty common for a 17yr old to be getting dicked down by guys in their 20s. Shit I've done it several times.
Anyways, yah, eating a girl out is rather submissive and unmasculine but frick if it's with a teenage girl do whatever you gotta do to get in bed with her.
>In Canada it's pretty common for a 17yr old to be getting dicked down by guys in their 20s. Shit I've done it several times.
Where did you meet these guys as a 17 year old?
I'm 29 and i've only had sex once when I was 5 years old. Never been kissed, never held hands. I'm a loser and all you normies makes me seethe every day. I can't relate to Walt because at least he has a wife and a son and a job and family. All my family's dead anyway.
Skyler, as much as i hated that fricking whor, gave me the hardest boner imaginable. I swear that slightly chubby milf look made fricking diamonds. I wish i could have been her moronic son and she would have to wash my wiener. I'd act all surprised and ashamed of my wiener getting filled with blood becoming hard as cement. Then she proceeds to ask me >Anon, should i help you with that
A seducing look on her face and while looking me in the eyes she slowly starts to move her head to my wiener. She gently takes it in her mouth and starts sucking it. She does the tongue thing and never stops the eye contact. Eventually it overcomes me. Secretely i learned to get over my movement disability. Not so much over the stuttering. I powerfully throw away my crutches. I Stand up and tell her >M-mom t-t-turn around you stupid bawd
I proceed to grab her by the waiste and turn her around putting my hand on her back to press down her upper body. I put my hands on her c**t and she is soaking wet. I ram my throbbing wiener into her like my life is depending on it. I start to do it very fast, hard and powerful then i go slow. She loves it. I know its the moment. I go as fast as possible. She starts to shiver. Her legs are shaking like she is a child in a haunted house. She screams. She loves it. I slide my wiener outside her pussy, grab her and turn her around again. She immediately goes down on her knees >TH-THAAATS ITTTT!! R-R-RIGHT TH-TH-THERE!!!!
i scream and shoot the biggest load of my life into her mouth. She smiles at me while swallowing down my hot and thick cum. She pulls out her tongue to show me that she swallowed everything. >That was great sweetheart
She says. Later at midnight i cry myself to sleep out of shame of what just happened. It's the most intense post nut clarity i ever felt but i know i will do it all again now that the doors are literally open.
I think I'd be really good in this type of marriage
I dont like sex I think its gross
I'd love to be with some asexual virgin girl that hates sex for anything but procreation
we can have sex 3-4 times to get kids but never do it again afterwards
idea that someone I'm talking to has ever had sex seems disgusting which is why I dislike used up prostitutes so much
I keep having sex with this ugly girl. I don't like her but I can't stop having sex with her. Also I think that she believes I'm her boyfriend. What do bros?
It's supposed to be reciprocal; you exploit her womb to beget your children. Of course if you divorce sex from its natural end the whole thing looks ridiculous.
That was meant to visually depict the state of his life. Everything was shitty, shitty job, disinterested b***hy wife who gives handjobs on his fricking birthday, crippled son, and now cancer. It’s the classic arc where the MC starts off being an underdog getting shit on by everything and then rises to the top
My biggest fear about committing to a woman is a dead bedroom. If she refuses sex I'm a bad guy if I cheat and a bad guy if I look at porn. Giving a woman the power over whether I have sex or not is unacceptable to me.
Reminder that marriage is a constant tug of war and battle of bargaining power. Like any relationship. If your wife knows she has you locked down and you can't escape, she will start using what you want (sex) to manipulate you. You need a card to play. Most guys sign it all over and give themselves no cards. Don't be like most guys. Women need to know you can leave at any time, keep them on their toes or else they become complacent. Unironically, go cheat and let her know about it but act like it's no big deal and just say she wasn't fricking you enough so you went elsewhere. Stuff like that. Marriage is "buying in" and becoming a cuckold. I would never do it.
>Unironically, go cheat and let her know about it but act like it's no big deal
Lose half your assets and everyone you're mutual friends with (SPEEDRUN)
Yeah, that's the point. Marriage stops you from being able to do the optimal move, because you hand her that trump card that BTFOs any move you try to make. It's idiotic.
Yeah your biggest power is to be able to just walk away. Marriage awards women with cash and prizes if you do that. Why give up all negotiating ability?
SYLLERRR.. I AM THE CUM LORD
I AM THE ONE WHO CUMS
>CUM LORD
>post meth cook anal
redeemed
It wasn't anal, he was just going in dry
>jerks him off under the sheets
absolutely unsanitary, morons
A disinterested handjob on your birthday is grounds for divorce
why even bother? i can do that myself and im better at it
Wasnt this scene in episode 1? This and Hank mocking Walt in front of everyone at the party was supposed to show what an emasculated cuck Walt was
These are the reasons I support Walt and am glad that he grew a pair and ended up taking a bunch of fricked up risks. Frick Skylar, Hank, and the homosexual cripple
The fact that "uh the point of the show is that he's a sociopath; you were TRICKED into liking him" Redditors expect us to pretend all that shit never happened is obnoxious.
If Walt letting Jane die due to the drugs she chose to take makes him sort of responsible for her dad going into his very important job while half-asleep and killing a hundred people, then Skyler, Hank, and all the normies around Walt treating him like a punching bag on his 50th birthday should lead to viewers considering their role in the sort of philosophy he adopted at the end of his life. Nobody treated him like a person until he demanded it, so he ended up not valuing their wants over his own. That's not some kind of immoral personality disorder.
>The fact that "uh the point of the show is that he's a sociopath; you were TRICKED into liking him" Redditors
They take these kinds of humiliations daily while lacking self-awareness to even get mad about it lmao. That being said S1 Hank was kinda weird and I don't think they knew exactly what kind of character he was yet.
The ATC makes no sense they fricked that up royally. Mistakes in the air are avoided by automation the planes tells you "GO UP STUPID" and this order overrides anything ATC says.
What would have been realistic is a ground command to cross a runway or something when the runway wasn't clear.
It's just bs to justify openly liking the show during the progressive cultural push.
>tell my parents breaking bad is a great show
>they reach this scene and shut it off
i was in a relationship like this for about 3 years
>first 6 months we banging like crazy
>at about the 9-10 month mark it dies down
>by year 1 we move in together and she has more financial security would go 2 weeks without sex
>when we did bang shed act like it was a chore
>recieved a number of sad handjobs that would result in me not cumming and just telling her to stop
>i cheated on her and told her to frick off
thanks for coming to my ted talk.
thanks for the confession, butthole
you're welcome, silly billy.
How is he the bad guy?? She took him for granted, an object
homosexual
homosexual
>didn’t save it for marriage
Sad tbh, enjoy hell and Arby’s roastie beef parade. Get what you deserve
I would be bitter and angry if I was your age and had never had sex too.
imagine not being able to imagine people not hating existence without unlawful, degenerate sex
No, there definitely are these type of people but you are not one of them. It bothers and destroys you every single day.
>imagine not being able to imagine
Jesus Christ learn to form normal sentences
>Imagine not imagining
lol yall morons make me laugh
It's even worse
>imagine not being able to imagine people not hating existence without
Imagine not imagine not without. Good morning sir!
Check this absolute homosexual out. In 2024. Amazing.
"Saving it for marriage" applies to women, not men.
I’ll say it again: when will this fricking christian conservative larp end on this site? Fricking tourists, please leave already.
there will be an accounting, make no mistake.
>amount of swarthoids in western countries goes up
>technology finally reaches the subhuman hordes
>the internet gets filled with low IQ brown "christian" cucks
gee, I wonder who warned us that this kind of shit would happen
Is it this?
or is it just good old Cinemaphile contrarianism? Christcucks used to be the majority and loved in media, now they're mocked and looked down upon, makes sense for newbies here to try and be contrarian about religion or against "degeneracy"
It's really just that, as the original userbase got older, they (like most people in this world) had to search for an anchor in this world that can provide them with some meaning and substance beyond jerking off to porn and playing video games. A lot of them choose Christianity, probably guided by the Holy Spirit. Now the younger, newer userbase is influenced by these older users.
it's how the incels cope I love having sex with my gf stoned every weekend
>stoned
>every weekend
kek your "gf" (if she even exists) frick other guys during the week and also stop smoking pot or your future gf's (if there even will be any) will cheat on you too.
Why do you cuckolds pretending to be puritans always project yourself and your own experiences on to others?
>P-P-PROJECTINNG
Are you 13 or what? Everybody knows that girls smoking pot are vapid prostitutes. Also, you probably only see your "gf" on the weekends since you mentioned only having sex on the weekend. Long distance relationship? Yes, she is fricking other guys during the week.
>cuckold
kek if that helps you coping better
>s-s-she's cheating on you if you smoke weed!
Are you 13 or just a mentally stunted moron?
Probably rather because she is smoking pot. Again you must be 13 to not know any better. It's fine. You will learn from it
fricking kek are you serious? No wonder she is cheating on you if you are that naive. She was probably the one who told you that right?
>y-yeah w-we live in the same city b-b-but only weekends hehe
I literally do not know anybody that is in a relationship in lives relatively close to each other who does that. You will find time for the person you love even if it is just for an hour.
>No wonder she is cheating on you
You made this shit up in your head and think it's fact, how low IQ can you get. I'm not even the same person either you mong
>I'm not even the same person either you mong
I know
>You made this shit up in your head and think it's fact
But i didn't. You were never in a relationship where actual love was involved. Well, from your side probably yes but not from the other side. That is sad, really sad.
Unless you're both losers without a job or if you're both still in school you're not going to see each other during the week constantly while living in different houses, how would that make it long distance?
If you believe your S.O. is "saving herself for marriage", you're a mark and you deserve to be exploited.
There's an observable correlation between number of sexual partners prior to marriage and divorce rates and people still can't see the value in waiting for marriage (or at least waiting until you're in a serious, long-term relationship). Crazy.
>get trapped in a relationship because you don't know better options are out there
>this is somehow a good thing
If your goal is to have a family and raise your kids in a stable home, then yes, ignorance really is bliss
Tradcucks are such clueless, quixotic morons advocating for marriage in western countries. Think a little you brainlet, how much worse would the anon you replied to be if he was dumb enough to put a ring on the opportunistic prostitute's finger?
>I got his money, time to stop putting out
This is exactly why you don't marry. You cannot negotiate or try to fix your marriage when the law gives the woman all the leverage.
yes true. it's even better to save yourself for marriage, and only then realise that your wife pulled That same trick on you. at least then you can't even escape your sexless relationship without losing half your net worth 🙂
thats most relationships (minus the cheating, i curse you for that i curse you). most people get really bored of their significant other within a few years.
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with cheating if your "partner" denies you sex (without good reason).
yes there is, just dump her in person instead of rummaging behind the scenes like a little b***h
i wanted to rub it in her face that she wasnt good enough for me
>i slept with someone else because you made me unhappy now i want you to pack your things and go
it was devastating, as was my intention, and it made me feel good seeing her spazz out over it after what she put me through.
Such spite doesn't seem healthy for either of you, I don't really buy this satisfaction you supposedly felt in cheating on her, just sounds like you're coping for what is on principle a shitty thing to do.
idk it felt good for a long time knowing she was depressed because of me, plus made it much easier to move on later. i hadnt thought about her till this post reminded me of her lying c**t ass giving me a hj like shes doing me a favor to stop me from asking for intimacy every once in a while.
ah i see, fair enough but yeah im in a white west country like i said, i just have old fashioned values so i helped her with money and did stuff for her parents whenever i could either physically help with stuff or pay for stuff they couldnt. its what men do, but what women forgot that in turn theyre supposed to give affection and support which she didnt. ever.
>i helped her with money and did stuff for her parents whenever i could either physically help with stuff or pay for stuff they couldnt. its what men do, but what women forgot that in turn theyre supposed to give affection and support which she didnt. ever.
I'm with you on principle and I don't mean this as an insult, but from everything you've said you sound like a pushover, hope you keep your shit together better the next time because this entire thing sounds kind of pathetic for everyone involved
well that was years ago, i used to have this idea that if you treat people well they will do the same. i was naive. now i know better, like i said its so funny to me that i had to have a few relationships first in order to become more misogynistic in my views whereas before i had no issues with women and would probably be one of those sóygays that called men pigs for saying a bad thing about women.
then I'm glad to hear you're doing good now
leave the west
You are a true homosexual
That only works if you don't live together, in which case I agree. If you live together, it's not worth all the hassle. Just cheat.
>t. sexless cuckold who lies in bed next to his frigid wife who won't touch his wiener
Couldn't be me
Calm down, it is not your fictional world here
Indian man detected
literally just break it off with them if you are going to cheat. break it off and go frick the new person. i CURSE you
Again, only works if you don't live together, don't have kids, aren't married, etc. If you're financially/socially tied together, just cheat.
>If you're financially/socially tied together, just cheat
ah yes just cheat and deal with the horrible fallout later instead of disentangling your shit then doing what you want, very smart
i would never have cheated if she didnt make me feel like total shit, i provided for her and cared for her and her parents. but like all women they larp in the first year to draw you in and then they drop the mask
>oh i like that kind of music too wow were such a good match!
>totally i love having sex every day too yes!
>omg yes i wanna do those things too we have such similar goals/values
>oh youre hooked now? sorry bro im totally an exact opposite of what i pretended to be, guess youre stuck now huh?
frick that c**t, i shouldve fricked her sister she was hotter anyway.
>i provided for her and cared for her and her parents
This sounds vaguely non-white or eastern european, what country are you in?
i see you grasp at straws to try and find a way to insult me cause youre riddled with virginity-fueled anger, but i wont answer specifically to frustrate you, but im in a white western country.
I'm not insulting you, most white western nations are profoundly uprooted and this implied some stronger extended familial structure you'd expect from asian or eastern european socities. The immediate hostility here is also very non-white coded
that's how asian b***hes are a lot of the time
Same thing for me but she was the one who started cheating. Kick myself for being loyal to that prostitute. She just moved out one day and disappeared. Married the dude she was cheating with and he ended up cheating on her and getting another woman pregnant.
She made many sad calls to me. I said no way I would let you back into my life buh bye.
Still single and see no reason to start over with another relationship.
why were you with her for 3 years if she c**ted out by year 1?
sounds a bit moronic
i was coping that it would get better she would occasionally larp that things are getting better every couple of months so it kept me on the hook and i loved her at that point, i also had made a good relationship with her family too which tbf were good people idk how she because a soulless vessel of a person coming from that household.
Was she cheating? Who was servicing her sexual needs, or was she truly completely shut down in that department? I mean I know that it happens in women, I'd just have a hard time believing it if me in your shoes. Not that i'm anything special, I'd just be paranoid she was getting it somewhere else.
Why do women do this? Please somebody explain.
It's a successful female survival strategy to secure a mate going all the way back to when we where living in caves and fending off sabretooth tigers and shit. If a woman can feign interest, get a guy to fall in love and "lock him down" as a provider for her (and ideally get knocked up asap, at least that was part 2 of the historical plan, not used as much anymore) then it's unlikely he will toss her too the curb once she drops the mask and he realizes it was all an act.
I don't accept that women don't enjoy sex before getting married. So at the very least, they convince themselves to enjoy it. So why don't they enjoy it after marriage?
Obviously they enjoy sex, otherwise they wouldn't have orgasms or buy dildos. But they need sex to be exciting, daring, dangerous. A dedicated husband who she knows will have sex with her at a moment's notice in the safety and comfort of the bedroom is simply not exciting.
>drops the mask and he realizes it was all an act
but wouldn't it be just as easy for them to do all that without acting and find a real match?
That would be like you telling an employer in a job interview about your stockpile of underage troony porn, anon.
Women have their own troony porn. It just comes in the form of things like horses and poor financial decisions.
Relationships are based on a transaction,
You want sex, she has sex.
She wants money and security, you earn money and can provide security.
She offers sex to entice you to offer money and security, which you eventually do.
Once your money and security are locked in through a marriage, she no longer needs to offer sex to get them. You are expected to provide them either way, so why would she need to have sex with you ever again? You are not gonna divorce her because the state will force you to pay her. So you are stuck, trapped in a sexless loveless "relationship" which amounts to having a deadbeat roommate that expects everything for free.
This is the world boomers built for (You).
>love is transactional
Actual fatherless post
He was really bad at sex. She got bored after the initial hormonal rush as there was little value in having sex with him, but still did it out of pity.
>drop the mask
You're so moronic. There is no mask. Falling in love is like that -- you idealize your partner, everything is new. But if you're boring -- she will realize that and won't be as interested after a while.
>it's always the mans fault
have a nice day
>There is no mask
What a moronic blanket statement. A frickton of people try their best to hide their flaws in the early stages of a relationship
Moving in will show if you two really like frick, or you are just more pieces of shit trying to save on expenses. Most women like the idea that you are not getting any other pussy, but when they don't live in, you may or may not be getting side pussy. Once she lives with you, her certainty of you not getting side pussy increases a lot, so a bad girlfriend will start getting lazier, sexually. It's basic ~~*((psychology.*~~))
yeah i had to learn the hard way, but now i know to trust no b***h, ironic, but dating women made me more of a misogynist than when i was still a virgin at 23.
im sorry, you shouldn't have cheated, but still, it's hard, and you've got needs.
thankfully, my gf not only wants my dick 3 times a day but actively pushes me to try and find side pieces.
Sounds sustainable and not at all like an early stage cautionary tale
why do normies care about sex so much they destroy relationships over it? just jerk off
nta but sex is better than jerking off. you get to slap breasts and ass and do other weird things like get them to stamp on your balls. I guess my problem is that I escalate things very quickly and scare my partners off. my last gf dumped me for asking her to pour hot wax over me and hit me whilst doing it then banging her afterwards.
The frick is that pic, kek.
If a woman want to be with you, but won't fulfill your sexual needs for an extended period of time, you are free to cheat. If your woman fricks you plenty and you cheat, you are a shitbaby and deserve death.
You are in the clear, sar.
I've been in a relationship 5 years and we still have a spark.
It's because we fight brutally constantly.
every homosexual calling you out for cheating is some broken unfrickable c**t.
You’re a piece of shit for cheating. Have some balls and leave the b***h then find someone new.
>>i cheated on her and told her to frick off
some of the replies to this is a good reminder why this board is just Reddit 2.0, there's no upvote system here, boyos
>with woman for multiple years
>great mom
>terrible lay
>have two strong male heirs with no significant genetic defects
>tradeoff is basically no sex ever after second pregnancy
>she's getting fat now too
>but she handles all of the household administrative work allowing me to focus on career, hence why I can post on Cinemaphile on a Monday while still putting both kids through private school in an expensive/safe area
On balance, very worth it. Keeping this going until they are grown.
If I can get her on the gymbunny route and she can start organizing events and networking for me, everything will be perfect. Sex is so far off from even slightly mattering.
Y'all children need to grow the frick up and get your hands off of your wieners.
>y'all
>g-grow up
You're low t, go back to twitter
>You're low t
Probably. Wat do?
You're sexually frustrated lmoa
she's perfect god bless her
>kids still think women are supposed to be horny bawds in their 40s just like in their hentai
the entire point is to make a family and raise kids in a stable environment
Actually, women's sex drives peak in middle age. If you aren't giving her any, she's getting it from somewhere. Why do you think every NTR doujin is about a sexually frustrated housewife with an absent workaholic husband?
that's actually bullshit
women experience easier orgasms when they become 30, but age comes after us all, your hormone levels will drop, your activity levels drop, responsibilities increase (can't be sex crazy when you have kids, those little frickers always don't want to go to sleep when you're trying to get busy)
but there is no way women are more sexual than they are during their experimental phase when they're younger because the hormone levels are off the charts during puberty
anyone who says otherwise is a feminist moron and should be disregarded on principle
>the state of this moron
It's a fact women get hornier in middle age, you're either shit in bed, you got ugly as you aged or she's cheating. Cope all you want
I accept your concession
More cope from the moron lmao
I accept your concession
Say
>I accept your concession
If you're wrong
we don't deny science here, chud
>internet chud m.d
lol
>gets btfo so hard he waits nearly 2 hours to give me a (you)
thanks bud
More like I went and did something else and came back to your moronic response, internet scientist. You get more and more moronic with each post lmao
keep giving me those (you)s
Keep coping over why your wife doesn't frick you
sounds great, you should make sure those kids are actually yours.
Im in the same as you
After first kid she basically said Im asexual.
Now I just jerk off alone whenever I feel like
Shes also fat so Its not a big deal not having sex
That's great man, I'm happy for you. I'm on the other side of the coin. I frick 7-9/10 milfs and make them do all the depraved sexual acts that they secretly want but don't tell you about. They all have homes and husbands and kids, but the let me treat them like a prostitute because "it's just a fling" and "he doesn't matter to me". I'll probably never get married but I did get to put it in your wife's ass.
t. Professional Dom
You're doing it right. It's not perfect, but better than being a decadent coomer derailing your life and destroying your family over how often you get to put your dick in a meat hole.
>Y'all
I can see why she won't frick you bro
Future child diddler detected.
Either your porn collection is next level god tier or you' are mere weeks away from going full Catholic priest mode and borking a 6th grader. It's not natural for the make body to hold in that much splooge with no release. It will make you crazy and do things.
>getting fat
She doesn’t feel pretty so she doesn’t want to have sex. You could fall on your knees begging with a raging erection tell her she’s gorgeous and you need her right now, it doesn’t matter because she doesn’t feel pretty and she wants to be pretty for you, it’s very important for women. Women are insane but she sounds like a good woman and not a harpy b***h so I’m pretty sure it’s just this. It could be as simple as you didn’t have sex for a couple months after the baby because she was healing/taking care of babies, she starts getting fat and at that point it’s a positive feedback loop.
The problem is getting her to lose weight, even though she knows it’s best and it’ll help her more than it helps you, women are insane and very easy to piss off.
this b***h probably getting used by his mexican gardener or some shit.
You did literally nothing wrong, Anon. You gave her a home and financial stability yet she couldn't even suck you off with a smile once a week.
This is a common issue among woman. They view sex as a means to a reward while men view sex as the reward. So once woman get their stability they have little reason to put out. It's not like they have a biological urge to "release" a build up of a substance and a female sex drive is a small fraction of a healthy man's.
I feel like that’s really common. Sex drive just dying off and all. I think in some cases men can do more to romance their partner, but I agree a lot of women just stop caring. And it’s almost impossible to bring up to them. Any mention of wanting more sex just brands you as a perv that “only thinks about sex”. Don’t cheat though dipshit.
Why not?
If the wife refuses to have sex with her husband it's a simple solution
It’s the lazy cowards way out. You’re also bringing yourself down to their level. Once you’re also a piece of shit, you can’t even be mad at her anymore. Just take the high road and fix it or leave with your soul intact.
>Just take the high road and fix it or leave with your soul intact.
You're ignoring tied finances or kids. It's not logistically easy to live a 3-5yr relationship.
Men have every right to find other outlets if their spouse is being a frigid b***h. If a man stopped paying rent and buying food the woman would have every right to take the kids and immediately leave. But a wife doesn't do her duties and suddenly the guy is a piece of shit for getting his needs elsewhere?
That’s a pretty pathetic excuse. Also, people need to stop getting married until they understand everything that goes along with it. Fix your shit. If you’re not happy with each other anymore, do something about it. Therapy, counseling, talking. Something. Cheating is just shitty and lazy.
Why are you blaming the husband instead of woman using men for a home and stability while refusing to give long term physical affection? Like actually what the frick is wrong with you?
I’m not blaming the husband for the marital problems, just the cheating.
It's easy and if you do it well it's like nothing happened
tell that to the pearly gates, you slimy frick
>MY IMAGINARY FRIEND IS GOING TO PUNISH YOU
Lol. Lmao even. You'll need to come up with something better than that to convince me.
These types are trolls and teenage virgins who are very easily influenced by online grifters. Very few are actual adult men who cheat without remorse. The types who don’t believe that every sin, every evil thought damages another little part of your soul that won’t come back. Even fewer are the ones who know it’s shitty but just don’t care.
cheating is fine just do it on business trips out of state or at asian massage parlors like a normal person.
>ted talk
Yep, she definitely fricked ted
Interesting theory by the guy, however the writing style is suspiciously jovial which brings doubt into its validity. The area that is heavily underappreciated here is influence outside of the relationship, since if you are struggling and your partner desides to distance herself it is likely outside influence would take the new control. Impressive amount of work put out by some autist tho I'll give them that
I mean, she was obviously cheating on you first so it's whatever.
I don't know why incels always say this here. Usually not true. Women naturally want to frick you less as the relationship goes on and they subconsciously realize they "have you". Their libido lowers. It's a normal function. And a low libido isn't going to make them want to frick other men. The problem is they don't want to frick at all. I believe there is even less chance of your woman wanting to cheat if she's denying you sex than if you were fricking like crazy, because if you're fricking like crazy, it means she has a high sex drive. So if you aren't there, she will want to relieve it, which makes her more open to other men's advances.
> realize they "have you"
So they don't frick you and frick other men instead.
You're just assuming she's low libido because she doesn't want to frick you, she's getting her "needs" filled from elsewhere.
Who invited reddit?
>i cheated
you are a bad person anon
simple as
If this happened to me I'd perform a cheeky murder-suicide.
Is he just supposed to cum right there under the blanket? That's just gonna leave a mess. I would never accept a handjob under such circumstances.
He was an ultra cuck in and before episode 1 so he probably used to cup his hand, cum into it and then go clean his hand in the bathroom afterwards
if I was dying from lung cancer and cooking meth for money then I'd be using it to frick all kinds of women.
yep, i wouldve fricked lydia for sure.
Cancer and the drugs you take to deal with the pain caused by it do terrible things too your libido.
don't they tell him it's terminal? I'd say no to treatment and smoke the meth I'm cooking and bang some hot b***hes until my lungs explode. Leave some cash behind for my moronic son as well I'm not totally evil.
yeah it's terminal and he isn't taking meds to fight it. but he is taking pain pills, and those do rekt your libido, he could still take the little blue pill I guess. Meth give you the shrimp dick I hear, don't know what it does to your overall libido though
stimulants during sexo are a risky move. on one hand it makes your horny as frick but if you don't start it soon enough then you dick shrinks into an acorn and tells you to frick off for a while
That’s why I take Viagra
doesn't do anything after several lines. even the girls I've been with have told me not to take another one but it just stays there. small and unwilling. a true curse. I wouldn't wish it upon any anon on this board apart from the gay ones
Don't you need a doctor's prescription for those?
the girls I get with keep them in their handbag like they know it's going to happen but pretty sure you can buy it off the shelf at pharmacies
Na you can find online pharmacies how will without a script
>people with fat gfs giving me dating advice
How do these people end with fat girls?
I've noticed in my own group of friends that the ones who end up with a chubby/fat gf are the one who like it that way. I don't know perhaps you could assume that making your gf flabby is a good way to keep competitors away
Great strat, make your girl ugly so no one else wants her
I like competition
Starting off with a fat gf is the way to go. I'm a fatty at heart but workout to keep my weight down. My gf is a fatty at heart too but me going to the gym motivates her. Now shes slimming down and looking better than ever. I already liked her when she was fat but her seeing improve her self is very sexy
Shut the frick up fatty
I am currently imagining how fat you really are. I guss you are an american since most of you are fat but then again we europeans define someone as being fat already at a much lower weight than you guys do. So, how fat are you really? Someone we define as fat would be considered totally normal in the United States.
No woman has ever been able to give me a better handjob than I can give myself. I would just tell her "never mind" if that was all she was willing to offer.
My wife didn't give me any sex on my birthday or Christmas a couple years ago and I ended up trying out an escort first chance I got.
Her dad died that day. Feels weird.
>Her dad died that day. Feels weird.
im kind of shy on the prostitute front, how was it?
been with my girl for 7 years and she still loves sucking my wiener, I think i found the right girl for me
>tfw 28 and only had sporadic relationships that last a month or so
I feel like Channing Tatum in that film where he says he just wants to have a girl that is happy talking and watching kinos.
You did bro, marry her. The pussy game goes away but the mouth stays
This. I dated a girl for a while who I thought was the one, but I realized she had some unfinished shit with some other guy, and it all clicked when I realized she only kept with me because I have a big dick and was on steroids and could frick 24/7, but there was always some tinge of hesitation when I’d have sex with her. Then I met my current girl and after 4 years she’s thirsting for my wiener 24/7 and you can genuinely see the difference in a girl who loves and admires you and a girl who thinks of you as her second or third choice.
>tfw confessed my sexual thoughts to a former Stacy coworker with a handwritten letter
>She never replied back nor blocked me on social media
>She broke up with her boyfriend within 6 months.
Yikes. Did I have something to do with?
Please tell me this is meant to be a joke
nta but I see weirder shit happen all the time
I knew a 24 year old drug dealer through one of my friends, who was dating a 17 year old (she was tight as frick and like an 8 or a 9 by the way), but because he was a charming normie dealer nobody cared. He also told me and others offhand that for her birthday he ate her pussy, implying he never does otherwise.
I realized I'm a gay beta for being shocked by this or wanting to eat a 9/10 17 year old's pussy. Like some Sopranos shit.
It's weird to hear Americans talk about fricking 17yr olds being a rare occurance only for the blessed or degenerate. In Canada it's pretty common for a 17yr old to be getting dicked down by guys in their 20s. Shit I've done it several times.
Anyways, yah, eating a girl out is rather submissive and unmasculine but frick if it's with a teenage girl do whatever you gotta do to get in bed with her.
>In Canada it's pretty common for a 17yr old to be getting dicked down by guys in their 20s. Shit I've done it several times.
Where did you meet these guys as a 17 year old?
Got 'em.
You got me, Anon. I exhaled air from my nose rapidly.
I'm 29 and i've only had sex once when I was 5 years old. Never been kissed, never held hands. I'm a loser and all you normies makes me seethe every day. I can't relate to Walt because at least he has a wife and a son and a job and family. All my family's dead anyway.
lol get fricked, oh wait...
You are a subhuman
Maybe stop whining and people would want to be around you
what are you talking about? there's nothing more exciting than a pity frick, let Anon work his magic
>so yeah I lost my virginity to uncle kevin when I was 5
>everyone leaves the room
You know I am a living, breathing thing on the other end of this keyboard?
okay buddy, tell us the story of how you "had sex" at 5
does uncle Kevin push pens up your ass still?
don't remember asking homeskillet
Skyler, as much as i hated that fricking whor, gave me the hardest boner imaginable. I swear that slightly chubby milf look made fricking diamonds. I wish i could have been her moronic son and she would have to wash my wiener. I'd act all surprised and ashamed of my wiener getting filled with blood becoming hard as cement. Then she proceeds to ask me
>Anon, should i help you with that
A seducing look on her face and while looking me in the eyes she slowly starts to move her head to my wiener. She gently takes it in her mouth and starts sucking it. She does the tongue thing and never stops the eye contact. Eventually it overcomes me. Secretely i learned to get over my movement disability. Not so much over the stuttering. I powerfully throw away my crutches. I Stand up and tell her
>M-mom t-t-turn around you stupid bawd
I proceed to grab her by the waiste and turn her around putting my hand on her back to press down her upper body. I put my hands on her c**t and she is soaking wet. I ram my throbbing wiener into her like my life is depending on it. I start to do it very fast, hard and powerful then i go slow. She loves it. I know its the moment. I go as fast as possible. She starts to shiver. Her legs are shaking like she is a child in a haunted house. She screams. She loves it. I slide my wiener outside her pussy, grab her and turn her around again. She immediately goes down on her knees
>TH-THAAATS ITTTT!! R-R-RIGHT TH-TH-THERE!!!!
i scream and shoot the biggest load of my life into her mouth. She smiles at me while swallowing down my hot and thick cum. She pulls out her tongue to show me that she swallowed everything.
>That was great sweetheart
She says. Later at midnight i cry myself to sleep out of shame of what just happened. It's the most intense post nut clarity i ever felt but i know i will do it all again now that the doors are literally open.
I think I'd be really good in this type of marriage
I dont like sex I think its gross
I'd love to be with some asexual virgin girl that hates sex for anything but procreation
we can have sex 3-4 times to get kids but never do it again afterwards
idea that someone I'm talking to has ever had sex seems disgusting which is why I dislike used up prostitutes so much
I keep having sex with this ugly girl. I don't like her but I can't stop having sex with her. Also I think that she believes I'm her boyfriend. What do bros?
become an alcoholic, nothing matters or means anything after that
Women are only sexually attracted to 5% of men and if you aren't in that 5% women will only have sex with you for the purpose of exploitation
It's supposed to be reciprocal; you exploit her womb to beget your children. Of course if you divorce sex from its natural end the whole thing looks ridiculous.
If my prostitute of a wife can't even give a blowjob for my birthday I'd literally chop her head off with a rusty saw.
Your mom never did this? I've been getting one for years.
do ytppl really just cum in their sheets and leave it there and go to sleep with slimy coom all over your underwear / sheets?
That was meant to visually depict the state of his life. Everything was shitty, shitty job, disinterested b***hy wife who gives handjobs on his fricking birthday, crippled son, and now cancer. It’s the classic arc where the MC starts off being an underdog getting shit on by everything and then rises to the top
the middle class was a mistake.
you should be filthy rich or live a modest spartan stile of life.
>he keeps replying
lmao
hormones are hormones, chuddy, you can't just ignore the science
>seething so hard that your wife won't frick you, you stop quoting me but keep replying
LMAO
>more (you)s
>more cope and seethe
>more delicious (you)s
incel tears are the best
>wife won't frick him
>calls other people incels
LMAO
>more incel rage
just be yourself, anon
one day you'll get a girl
>more incel cope
You got a girl and she used you for security, now she won't even frick you lmao
Skip Smashing Terrible, and watch Should Ring Jimmy instead.
I still like handjobs…
My biggest fear about committing to a woman is a dead bedroom. If she refuses sex I'm a bad guy if I cheat and a bad guy if I look at porn. Giving a woman the power over whether I have sex or not is unacceptable to me.
stop being a slave to your passions and create human life already you genetic failure
>talks about not being a slave while thinking having kids is the only meaning to life
Life is what you make it, slave.
no such thing as marital rape if your cChristian, her body is yours, one flesh, so have at it.
the moment i knew my last relationship was over was when i declined a half-hearted offer for a birthday blowjob
Is this what marriage is like?
I'm married. We've been together five years. 2 Years, then married and 3 years.
We still go on dates and have sex at least once a week....
How long until this dies?
No idea bro. I've never made it past year 3 regardless of whether we got married or not
You're lucky it's lasted that long. Once a week is really good for that far in. My wife and I go out on Valentine's and that's it.
As long as you keep her happy? Indefinitely, or at least until one of you gets health issues. Unless you have kids of course.
Reminder that marriage is a constant tug of war and battle of bargaining power. Like any relationship. If your wife knows she has you locked down and you can't escape, she will start using what you want (sex) to manipulate you. You need a card to play. Most guys sign it all over and give themselves no cards. Don't be like most guys. Women need to know you can leave at any time, keep them on their toes or else they become complacent. Unironically, go cheat and let her know about it but act like it's no big deal and just say she wasn't fricking you enough so you went elsewhere. Stuff like that. Marriage is "buying in" and becoming a cuckold. I would never do it.
>Unironically, go cheat and let her know about it but act like it's no big deal
Lose half your assets and everyone you're mutual friends with (SPEEDRUN)
Yeah, that's the point. Marriage stops you from being able to do the optimal move, because you hand her that trump card that BTFOs any move you try to make. It's idiotic.
Yeah your biggest power is to be able to just walk away. Marriage awards women with cash and prizes if you do that. Why give up all negotiating ability?