Black Bolt could destroy you with one whisper from his mouth.

Black Bolt could destroy you with one whisper from his mouth.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is Blackagar Boltagon. He's got my back. I would advise not getting killed by him.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this was possibly the best thing in the MCU since endgame.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why wouldn't he just fart at her

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the worst part is when captain elastic gets killed and his friends just stand there

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Social commentary on Bystander Effect

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The worst part is that he is supposed to be the smartest man in the world and he just reveals himself and chats about how they will stop her instead of ambushing the deranged murderous supervillain.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. He's the smartest *man*.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dis dumbass ytboi
      Why didn't they just put the actors in the same room?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      His name is Mr. Rubber, you pleb

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its literally because they didnt film in the same room so everyone statically waits to be killed, when obviously they would be extremely powerful if they worked simultaneously

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what mouth?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *sticks my wiener in his mouth*
    What now?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hot dog in a hall way
      You are still fricking dead, Chang.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Crystal

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that Ramsay Bolton?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's Mad Max

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah he's basically the lead of the whole show.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was the real portent of things to come. Not an ounce of thought went into things at any level. Just a mad dash to use the things they had full license of, making things up as they went.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What balls?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what else dat mouf do besides blowing himself the frick out?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he was so powerful why wasn't he able to rip open a hole with his yell? It just doesn't make sense.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's an alien or Eternal or Inhuman or celestial some shit.
      The bigger question is if he'd have the same panic freakout if someone just put duct tape over his mouth

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He's an alien or Eternal or Inhuman or Celestial some shit.
        That doesn't help me understand why his extremely powerful yell that could vaporize a planet wasn't able to rip open a new mouth. It's clear that his yell is powerful enough to harm even him so any "he's resistant to damage" argument just doesn't make sense.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well if you need an explanation, in the film it appears that his voice power also requires a degree of resonance, ie "i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry" while waves propogate from his mouth. So maybe it's really weak before it leaves his mouth, but was strong enough to reverb off his teeth and resonate through his brain.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay I guess that makes sort of sense. Kind of makes it a dogshit power if you can get close to him though.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Black Bolt could... die

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would it blow out his skull but not his lips

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've seen enough clips of this stupid fricking movie to know i am better off never watching it. although it could be the best movie ever and i still wouldn't watch it because disney

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it for the first time last night. Surprisingly more interesting than I assumed, at least for the first 3rd.
      The female hero of the movie saves the day after a man tells her to stop being so emotional and try to be in control of herself (she hadn't thought of that in 10+ years)
      The female villain of the movie stops her Universal genocide when she is made to consider the consequences of her actions for approximately 10 seconds.
      Pretty funny.

      • 9 months ago
        I hate w*men

        bitches be trippin

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A white dude named Black Bolt? YIKES, that's kinda problematic ngl, I'm going to cancel the Iluminati on Xneed (Formely Twitter)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They made up for it by casting the livestock character as a Black person.

      It's actually a surprisingly based show despite the race swaps.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE I KNOW YOU'RE A REALITY WARPER BUT THIS IS HOW WE'RE GOING TO DEFEAT YOU LMAO
    do marvel writers really?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Illuminati died for their sins. They created a lie about Strange, and they killed him for saving the universe.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, they killed him for going to the dark side. You have an incredibly narrow view of reality.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They all went to the dark side. They couldn't live with the guilt which is why they embraced death when a new Strange appeared.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What thread?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.tiktok.com/@marvel/video/7260575515218611499?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >latinx girl awakened the power to conjure portals by upon seeing a bee and killing her lesbo mothers in the process
    >Wanda wanting to take the latinx girl multiverse portal power by killing her instead of just asking to take her to a universe where her sons are orphan
    >Wanda summoning an interdimensional monster to kidnap the latinx child and consequently killing hundreds of people instead of going personally because she wanted to be "reasonable"
    >Multiverse of madness that only explores only alternative universe
    >Memory Store
    I really don't know how this movie almost made 1 billion

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