It was all a dream
I use to read Hogwartz magazine
Wizard and witches and Harry P. up in the swinging tree
Talking pictures on the wall
Heavy Saturday wand attack, Mr. Magic, Dumbledaw
I let my wand pop till my broom stopped
Drinken butter beer sippin and potion hopped
Way back, when I had Griffendoor red and black lumber jack
With a sorting hat to match
It isn’t Dean Thomas. It’s a new character made specifically for the movie. He one a competition or something. I don’t know why you think it’s Dean considering he’s been around since the first movie.
ignoring the blacked dean shit, are americans really this fricking moronic? would they not be able to work this stuff out from context if nothing else?
>known for Harry Potter and the Prioner of Azkaban. >It's just one line >still doing the acting thing >translation: anyone wanna pick me up I want to be in movies.
You mean to tell me he's only known for this role because of Cinemaphile??
>Love interest is introduced >Totally into him >He saved her from a giant snake >Disappear from the rest of the series >It's only mentioned either riding the dicks of grifindor jocks or kissing a Black person >Never talks to harry only near the end
Wtf rowling this is a childrens story not reality.
That's pretty much why I never cared for the whole Harry/Ginny ship, like maybe if she had started hanging out with the trio after CoS and became an actual friend, but she was basically a background character the next 3 books.
Harry fricked up Ginny's self esteem by not plowing her the second she got out of the hospital wing in book 2
she was obsessed with him long before he saved her life from a supervillain
then he obliviously bumbles through his interactions with her, not realizing girls have veganas until he spills his spaghetti over a chink
>*huffs and puffs*
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BIG POPPA
Everything that is black belongs to Ichibei.
>"And just like a Sirius Black, you will die!"
Goddamn Ichibei, leader of Squad Zero or not, cool it with the spoilers man.
It was all a dream
I use to read Hogwartz magazine
Wizard and witches and Harry P. up in the swinging tree
Talking pictures on the wall
Heavy Saturday wand attack, Mr. Magic, Dumbledaw
I let my wand pop till my broom stopped
Drinken butter beer sippin and potion hopped
Way back, when I had Griffendoor red and black lumber jack
With a sorting hat to match
And if you don't know, now you know wizza!
>not Quibbler magazine
7/10
With a car, you can go anywhere you want
WHO SHOT YA
The Virgin Big Poppa vs the Chad It was a Good Day
I'M GOING GOING
BACK BACK
TO HOGSMEADE HOGSMEADE
This was intentional right? It's not even subtle. Out of all the kids there, they give that specific line to this turboBlack who has 0 other lines.
i hope so
>SUPA NINTENDO
>SEGA GENESIS
>WHEN I WAS DEAD BROKE I COULDN'T PICTURE THIS
>the last few Potter movies were getting pozzed
So this shit was already starting in 09?
that's why I'm always nervous
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what was this character's name?
Cedric the Entertainer
nigellus black
It's Dean.
He's Black in the books too, moron.
Dean is the tall black one who dated ginny in year 6
this thread is about Bem and he doesn't exist in the books
Was Dean being described as black one of the things added to the American edition of the books?
yes
doesn't mean she didn't intend it, just that it wasn't initially mentioned
It isn’t Dean Thomas. It’s a new character made specifically for the movie. He one a competition or something. I don’t know why you think it’s Dean considering he’s been around since the first movie.
ignoring the blacked dean shit, are americans really this fricking moronic? would they not be able to work this stuff out from context if nothing else?
>americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>americans call Merry fizzlebombs "Fireworks"
>americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
>americans call meat water "gravy"
>americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>mfw americ**ts call Whimsy Flimsy Mark and Scribblers "pens"
>americans call breaddystacks "sandwiches"
>americans called their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
>americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>mfw americans call cold-on-the-cob a "popsicle"
they also call Root-n-Tooty Point and Shooties "guns"
It's actually the other way around. Weird, I know.
what the frick. Americans just threw in a random black kid?
LMAOING at americucks
It's Bem.
>In Order of the Phoenix, Bem was in Ravenclaw while in Prisoner of Azkaban he was a Gryffindor.
kek
>dumbledore pulling strings to keep dark wizards out of gryffindor
It could even be sending you a birthday message for $25
>known for Harry Potter and the Prioner of Azkaban.
>It's just one line
>still doing the acting thing
>translation: anyone wanna pick me up I want to be in movies.
You mean to tell me he's only known for this role because of Cinemaphile??
He looks like a literal blackface caricature
Can I be honest? And excuse me for my ignorance. This guy does not look British at all.
AZKABAN
Nah we know where black lies, we got business with black, don't tell brown
Yo yo his name is Sirius Black
Out on the prowl, ready to attack
Harry Potter oughta show 'im
Expecto patronum!
He looks like motherfricking Godfrey, the watermelon man.
Didn't this kid get this part because he won some super fan contest?
>Black could be anywhere Harry
>even 8 inches inside Ginny's tight pink formerly virginal ginger pussy!
This scene could never happen nowadays, simply because he's like 2 years older than her and people flip out over age gaps now.
Remus and Tonks relationship will be cut out of the new series.
Twitter only hates age gaps when it’s white couples
>Love interest is introduced
>Totally into him
>He saved her from a giant snake
>Disappear from the rest of the series
>It's only mentioned either riding the dicks of grifindor jocks or kissing a Black person
>Never talks to harry only near the end
Wtf rowling this is a childrens story not reality.
That's pretty much why I never cared for the whole Harry/Ginny ship, like maybe if she had started hanging out with the trio after CoS and became an actual friend, but she was basically a background character the next 3 books.
Harry fricked up Ginny's self esteem by not plowing her the second she got out of the hospital wing in book 2
she was obsessed with him long before he saved her life from a supervillain
then he obliviously bumbles through his interactions with her, not realizing girls have veganas until he spills his spaghetti over a chink
>it's like trying to catch smoke, LIKE TRYING TO CATCH SMOKE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS