>Black coworker has an anime quote in his email signature

>Black coworker has an anime quote in his email signature

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Ape Out Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >black coworker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >work

      all me.btw

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >work

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For context, OP is self-employed

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and I'm not even allowed to have a Goebbels quote in mine. The west has fallen bros.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I stole your post and there's nothing you can do about it

      [...]

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    very inclusive of them to hire trannies at your workplace, OP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not trans my signature has He | Him | His pronouns in it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was talking about your coworker, but now you've verified that there's at least two trannies at your place of work

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you accusing me of being a biological woman

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. Post breasts

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's very unblack of him. Doubly so, if it's a quote from Lain,

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That's very unblack of him.
      blacks nerds exist and they LOVE anime

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I set up my work e-mail in the old job I set it to just-the-facts autist mode: Arial bold, black text, white bg, so you can read what the frick I wrote. All the women in the office had like cursive and flowers and distractions and stuff that actually gets in the way so at one point the CEO had to politely direct everyone (read: the women) to simplify their e-mail fonts and bgs. He didn't hold me up as an example of how it should look but I like to think that he had my stuff in mind.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow you must have felt like the coolest guy around

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And then everyone clapped right moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like to think he didn't.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the chad woman:
      >decorates their emails with gaudy colors, completely illegible cursive fonts with heart i’s, clipart flowers and holiday decor and pictures of their family with glitter animations that slow down your shitty work computer.
      >forwards longwinded notices to all her coworkers to tell them about inane non-work related shit they did over the weekend, or about what their kids are doing
      >sign all messages with their fullname, address, ssn, and three paragraphs from their favorite novel
      >spend 90% of work hours hand curtailing their emails
      >ceo tells them to change it, they dont give a frick
      the virgin office anon:
      >sets his emails to easy to read completely legible typeface fonts
      >keeps his emails short and to the point, cant waste precious company time
      >simps for ceo and company standards, ceo does not give a shit about him or even acknowledge him

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >deliberately set my signature to be blank except my bosses mobile number
    >blame it on IT guys even though I work in IT
    >all calls go to my boss

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My workload has gone way down since I changed my name to Tyrone.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Don't tell him what to do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My work added automatic signatures that you can't edit because people kept making up fake titles for themselves.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile - Television & Film

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blacks watch tv too you fricking racist.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought they just stole them?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          STEAL? Those are just unplanned donations to people less fortunate than yourself bigot. and they only take them so they can watch them too. Blacks could never afford their own tvs in this White dominated economy

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >coworker has bible quote in his email signature

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it at least a condemnation of homosexuality?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >older black woman coworker
    >emails end with stuff like "MAY JESUS BLESS YOU AND MAY GODS HEAVENLY LOVE FILL YOUR HEART!!"
    lol they are really sweet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black women are either extremely nice or extremely not. There is no in-between.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there was a group of christian girls (mormons specifically) trying to convert me for a while and they would send me similar messages. they would even invite me to sermons. I just sent them moronic drunk messages back to entertain myself. I'm probably going to hell now. they don't speak to me any more after I admitted my sins

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *