>Black girl is a maths and physics genius who builds a time machine
Who comes up with this shit?
>Black girl is a maths and physics genius who builds a time machine
>Black girl is a maths and physics genius who builds a time machine
Who comes up with this shit?
J__s
Ummm we’re in a woke day and age anon. It’s important to show blacks can be smart and good people and not portray them as the violent thugs so many of them tend to be in the USA. By showing blacks being good people and smart we wish to influence the masses in hopes of bettering them. Representation matters because we hope it influences the masses
>the "smartest"
Not sure how they do not see that the end game they want will be full of problems.
Okay you brainwash everyone into thinking that blacks are the smartest dey is, okay people will start looking to them to do smart people stuff and they will fail causing all sorts of conflict.
Jews are notoriously bad at long-term plans.
>a fat character
>name him fatso
Black media made by israelites is shit like Candy Cane Lane.
Black media made by blacks is “you can get rich selling drugs and being a thug”.
False. blaxploitation films were made by blacks and super popular. Everyone could enjoy them and they could be about anything
I’m talking about today, not four decades ago, you fricking moron. My use of the present tense is a dead giveaway to anyone who reads at an elementary school level or above.
and the only thing you have to do to disapprove that lie is to just walk outside.
Ay Mamacita
That dude's head will never not make me laugh
Where are all the good looking teenagers for this type of movies? Is this generation that ugly?
actual pretty ones are in tiktok etc making nonsense cos its easier and less kiss ass
they straight up stealing jojo characters and putting them in movies
Better than the zoom-zoom broccoli cut
>"how did you.. get your head like that.."?
>BRO I DUNNO
>complain about everyone being racist in the 80s
>somehow they have more poc officials than white
asians aren't exempt from being evil oppressors like whites
Wasn't the mayor black?
There was a mayor? I only remember the teachers and school principal were black
The principal might be who I'm thinking of.
Well, the Principal was also the murderer (original).
It was the worst of it's subgenre ('iconic' movies remade with a slasher added to the mix), but I guess it was ok. The mom was hot.
What did you think of It's a Wonderful Knife?
Haven't seen it yet, but so far my ranking is:
Happy Death Day > Freaky > Totally Killer
Agreed. In fact, Totally Killer is pretty much a copy of HDD2U.
>pretty much a copy of HDD2U
I read the synopsis for that, decided that the concept didn't need lore or explanations and decided to skip it
Yeah, it takes a lot of the soul out of the first one. It actually comments on it, but that doesn't change that it does it.
I actually really liked HDD. Pity Rothe didn't get more work. She's far better at making abrasive characters likeable than Kiernan.
What's the next classic movie that Blumhouse slaps a horror sticker on and calls it a day?
It's a hail mary but I'm going with the truman show
Oh man, that script is basically already written. Good call.
Gay Black folk From Outer Space
>the mom was hot
She got mogged hard when Kiki and her sat next to each other in her basement watching sci-fi movies
It’s funny because blacks commit violent crimes towards Asians at high ass rates and you’re not allowed to call them hate crimes. Asians work hard and do so good by succeeding in life that they tried calling them the new whites. The absolute state of Woke culture. Meanwhile certain states making laws to allow blacks to graduate high-school without knowing how to read
The black girl that wrote the film
>the madman e-girl
she's just in slop and flop. why would you subject yourself to this movie?
>not watching flicks for Kiki
that said it was a great little movie despite all the nagging from Sally
Fun flick
Yeah it was pretty good for a modern slasher. Can tell it's decent because the only complaint anyone ever has is "the inventor chick was black."
It's a valid critique
It was uninspired, visually bland for the most part and couldn't commit to being brutal/funny so wasn't really either
I enjoyed it therefore Kiki won
Too many minority actors for an 80s flick (the "In Crowds" back then were predominantly white). And I'm not sure comedy is Kiki's forte.
Those small flaws can be overlooked. Her comedic acting was good too. She had great timing and was also silly enough to make me laugh
Haye it or not this was a damn good film for some modern shit.
I also watched the Vince Vaughn slasher film where he ends up in a high school girls body.
Fav scenes from op film
>mom tells her to frick off
>tells her again in Spanish
Lol this movie definitely got those 90s and late 80s bantz right.
>girl in dodgeball game ask her if she's been smoking Crack
100% accurate for my gen
>the women shouldn't be allowed to drive part
>b***h goes all women empowered
>dad chimes in with "that sounds like something a chicken would say"
I kek'd
Overall 8/10 movie op even though it's got the typical zoomie intelligent Black b***h.
The Seth Rogen ninja Turtle film was another good 90s throwback too
Yeah it was great how they made fun of her all the time
My favourite moment was when the Asian girl whipped out a gun
Why didn't you anything when Moran Freeman did it in thw Nolan movies and made all the gadgets for Batman?
I don't watch capeshit
>Is that… a… BLACK PERSON??!! IN MY MOVIE?!! AAAAHHHHHHH I’M LOSING MY MIND AND SHITTING MY PANTS!!!
this but unironically
>Saks
more like sex
Kikibros....
>Kikibros....
Don't worry. Major motion picture coming up. A film actually released in theaters!
>Twisters
oh shit
she's going to be picked up by a tornado and juggled through the air
and wind up in Oz as the new Dorothy a role she was born to play!
Has there been a single good streaming service original horror film or television show?
I can't think of one.
Shudder should be the right answer, but I can't recall anything good they put out. Maybe the Children of The Corn prequel, if that was them, I enjoyed it.
Shudder originals are always "le goofy tongue in cheek plot with a non-white/female empowerment narrative". The only exceptions are the foreign films they occasionally import.
Deadstream
>Black girl is super intelligent historian that knows everything about every civilisation including symbols and language and can also operate alien technology effortlessly on the first try
YOU WILL WORSHIP NOGS!
brehs...
gay urineman
One of the worst time-travel movies I've seen. Not only is it inconsistent, it unironically shits on other time travel in fiction. Also, having an annoying zoomer spout her modern-day bullshit at the 80s people would've gotten her beaten.
They played the wokeness for laughs most times, but I just don't want to fricking hear about it period.
Telling the 80s how racist they were isn't funny. Especially, when you have the most diverse clique of popular kids ever shown on film.
Kiki needs to get her lopsided breasts out. January Jones are lopsided and she whipped em out. My balls are lopsided and I whip em out.
She's a nevernude because she has class. She only shows her boobkas to her husband, me.