new season just came out, why isn't Cinemaphile talking about it??
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new season just came out, why isn't Cinemaphile talking about it??
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The only black mirror thing about this season is that every single script and scenario is probably written by a language model.
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>Black Mirror is writing Black Mirror
spooky
>youtube calls its blatant payola bullshit "the algorithm"
You're probably right
>Aaron Paul is: Space Cuck
It was shit after season 1
In season 3 we had jams like Nosedive and Shut Up and Dance. Hated in the Nation is underrated.
Hated in the nation looked like a prologue to a series. The aftermath of mass deaths is infinitely interesting than "cyberbullying bad!". I fricking wish they continued that.
The very first episode was a white male Prime Minister of the UK being forced to frick a pig on live TV because... greed bad or something.
Seasons 2 and 3 had good shit in it. Season 4 was absolute cancer, specially Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too with that sugary/forced ending.
gay Black folk in cyberspace is going to be a forever classic. especially in 50 years when it becomes reality
First episode was fun, Breaking bad in space was kinda good. rest were very meh indeedy
Found footage episode is a solid 6.5/10. Rest are gutter oil garbage
>every episode
>no they can't make a new body for him cause we aren't here anymore
>and even if they could, why would they?
So first they are implying you need an artificial body that is somewhat attuned to you or made for you or some shit, because otherwise why would you not being on earth anymore be problem. And then they are also implying that even if they could make that guy a new body there would be no benefit in it, even though about two scenes later the fricking amateurs realize what the fricking benefit would be? And then they just proceed to ignore the point they initially established. The whole situation just feels so incredibly forced, completely ruins it for me. I know I am being autistic about it but stuff like that annoys me to no end especially when it would be so easy to say, yep NASA realizes they need a new body for him but it will take forever, and then he just takes pity on him and lets him use his body. Fricking screen"writers".
also why cant he just enter the machine and take a nap in there instead of being bored alone? since they are seemingly for a week at a time in there using space magic, that would be the logical thing to do
Have you tried pairing a Bluetooth device?
>why isn't Cinemaphile talking about it??
Because we've all checked out of current year media. We're all watching old stuff now.
finally watched something wicked this way comes. crazy that the mouse made decent movies at one point.
Wot if Outah Limits but zoomer. Mental innit.
>I'M ACTRESS! FAMOUS ACTRESS!
>ugly brit and black GF scour the oirish countryside trying to find her eyebrows (also nothing black mirror related)
>WE LOST THE TECKLOGOY TO MAKE MORE ROBOT
>idk werewolves???
>pajeeta & demon starring in: we forgot what the show was supposed to be about (also whyt ppl raciss hitlers)
>the twist is werewolf
are you fricking kidding me
>it's almost as if... paparazzis are the real werewolfs...
Bravo Brooker
The moment she changed into a werewolf I quit the episode. Felt robbed of my time.
>MARRY CHRISTMAS, ONE AND ALL!!
I rolled my eyes when this episode started, but then it got here and it won me over a little bit.
Started watching the second episode and I kept wondering if the black girl having no eyebrows was part of the sci fi dystopian horror but no they just cast an ass ugly unknown black actress with no eyebrows as the hot girlfriend
That’s the best a guy like that can get in UK mate, pretty realistic. I would even say she’s out of his league somewhat.
There's no way that Joan "Terms and Conditions" would hold up in court - even American courts, which are quite libertarian regarding the licensing of image and likeness.
It's the same problem with Truman Show: kid can't be legally adopted by companies and they certainly can't be kept inside big steel dome for entertainment
Cause it's shit mate
So is the space episode supposed to be a crab in a bucket metaphor when he killed the wife or did he spare the wife and just throw paint around to make it look like he did?
The implication is that they’re both fricked in the head and disconnected from reality, just playing real world through their avatars like a videogame. You can see his partner is about to just sit down and chill at the end instead of getting revenge, they don’t actually care about what happens to anyone on Earth anymore.
Wow are you a sociopath?
That interpretation of the ending makes no sense whatsoever and anyone able to read normal human emotions would understand he was in a shock and next they will fight to death.
Nope you missed the point
I don't think he killed cliffs wife and kid, he did some painting trickery as you said with red paint to make cliff believe he had killed them, so he would know the same pain as he had suffered. Even if it was only for a brief moment he essentially experienced the feeling of loss until he realized he hadn't killed them after all, and it was only a lesson. This would also explain why cliff didn't instantly attack him when he came back to the space station afterwards. The way he pushed the chair out for him to sit had a way of saying " I could never kill them, but at least you know my pain now". Earlier on in the episode he also asked cliffs wife for some paint thinner, a kind that would thin out paint without it losing it's strength of color, explaining how he was able to paint so much stuff in the house red.
Is she wearing post it notes?
Season 4 was barely watchable, bandersnatch sucked, didn’t watch season 5, won’t watch season 6
sniff sniff
the schizoid incel won't watch le ebil program
>you’re an incel if you won’t watch something that doesn’t look good
… ?
If you're life revolves around consuming they lash out when it's criticized.
have sex
Stop watching pornography.
How can anyone keep watching this shit after the ending of Black Museum is way beyond my comprehension.
>The rainbow mirror
>why isn't Cinemaphile talking about it??
Because it used to be witty and frightening, but now is just a load of troon garbage.
Because it was shit. Possibly the worst season in the entire series.
Not one redeeming episode or memorable experience.
>technology le scary
>we all fall victim to ourselves
bro its just a star studded twilight zone for people who dont think too hard
MAMACITA
Why can't 2 experienced NASA astronauts on the most important space mission ever, everything they have trained for in their life, handle their emotions better?
To be fair, the only one who freaks the frick out and loses it is the one whose family was brutally murdered in front of his eyes
Yeah and apparently noone on earth cares that one of their two astronauts on what seems to be a pretty high profile mission was just heavily traumatized and don't feel the need to do anything about it. Which is either the shittiest writing on the planet or means that everything is some kind of nonsensical simulation because shit just doesn't make sense.
I mean if we accept the premise, seeing your wife and kids murdered in front of you would probably frick you up major time. The pressing question is why NASA, apparently with the means for instant communication with the craft and quite aware of the psychological needs of astronauts because why else have the robots, doesn't do jackshit afterwards. I mean they don even have him do a single session with a psychologists, which would still be well below the bare minimum of care you would expect.
And the mission control? Security? Measures that should be rolled out as soon as something like this happens? I know its just tv series but even when contrasting with some other stupid episodes this one takes the cake. Its not even about suspending the disbelief, the crew, mission control, whole mission behaves more dumb then cast of jason x. They should put it in 2100 or something where those kind of flights would be more frequent and for whatever reasons (bad astronaut screning, like favorism or accepting people prone to mental illness because diversity) those two got in. With 1969 most inportant mission and actual no mission support it jist screams stupid. Thats how it looks when cheap writers dont do any research.
This so fricking much. That episode was terrible on the grounds alone that if you put any thought at all to what was (or more accurately "wasn't") going on in the background it just seemed completely idiotic.
It's trash, yes, but you have to bear in mind that this is just another essaie on the theme of "a man living another's life". It's an old literary theme, of course.
The sci-fi setting is just window-dressing and everything can only serve the plot.
>The sci-fi setting is just window-dressing and everything can only serve the plot.
Problem is, if your window-dressing is so glaringly bad that it detracts from your plot, then you should have probably chosen a different dressing. Which wouldn't have been hard for a decent writer.
yeah, sure. I still think you could have make it work in this setting, but there is clearly too much that has been taken away for the theme to work well.
charlie brooker was NEVER good you pseuds
Watched 4 ep so far
>1st was ok, but felt like black miror light
>2nd episode had amazing podrick, ugly mutt and overall nice ending but you could see where yhe plot is going from mile away
>3rd episode was plothole on plothole with aron paul playing aron paul.. again. The only positive was to witness mckulkin sibiling on the big screen.
>4rd episode, I didnt saw itcoming and I dig werewolfs, beside it good media, but bad bm episode.
At this point the technology/society changes are just a backdrop to whatever writers came up with on this week, its npt even "fun with the neat concept", its more like "yeah this is the thing now, but its just a decoy and the real story is about standard drama shit." Its like 6/10 so its kinda good compared to other 2023 shit (and previous bm season) but shen compared to some ep from 1-3s it just nothingburgers.
>2nd episode had amazing podrick, ugly mutt and overall nice ending but you could see where yhe plot is going from mile away
I knew I recognized that dude from somewhere. Dude took arya's rejection hard.
because it's shit
simple as
Annie Murphy is literally perfect
Joan Is Awful = 5/10
Loch Henry = 7/10
Beyond the Sea = 9/10
Mazey Day = 2/10
Demon 79 = 2/10
>the episode with just whites was the best
shocking
Lolno it is just as terrible, that guy just doesn't have any taste. Him rating anything above a 5 should have been a giveaway, this season is pretty terrible regardless of Black folk.
Is it worth watching tonight or should I just finish The Outsider miniseries and forget it exists?
don't bother, not worth it
Beyond the sea was beyond stupid, like why even bother with robot bodies shtick if you cant portray 50yo tech and how it funcioned. Just stop posting aron, your wife is obnoxious and you should stop trying to advertise her fundation.
Black mirror is getting progressively worse. I won’t be rewatching any of these episodes
this, like wtf is going on? did they replace all the original writers?
most non-sensical thing is NASA supposedly accepting 2 moronic astronauts fricking up a >1 billion dollar project
netflix shut down password sharing here and i keep forgetting to pirate
too much woke bullshit. tired of it.
For some reason it isn't available on any free streaming sites. And I'm never gonna watch it again, so I don't want to torrent it
I just watch it on a bunch of them
bflix
i actually liked a lot of the netflix black mirror eps but this season was actually boring as frick. not a single decent episode.
Anyone who says sea of tranquility is good is a pleb.
It's predictable since the moment one of them brings up using the body, and thus fricking boring. A fricking hour of literally nothing happening until he finds out and the other guy murders his family.
you mean beyond the sea?
otherwise I agree. cool premise with the whole robot bodies thing but they go nowhere interesting with it
Would've have been less boring if instead of the stupid borrowing bodies and moronic predictable "yeah lemme paint as thanks, and hit the son and on the wife" plot just make not-Jesse a hackerman who can unknowingly enter the robot body to psychologically torture the wife and son until they are fully alienated. Make it so the viewer never really knows which mind is in the body.
At least it touches upon actual sci-fi themesidentity. The other episodes are bullshit. Joan is Awful becomes sci-fi in the last 10 minutes.
Nothing they ever make will top White Christmas
Is the last episode worth watching? I just finished the werewolf ep and I have almost no interest in watching the rest of this shit.
The last episode is the worst of the whole series. It's unbrided, unshamed anti-white propaganda. Also they imply that anyone right wing or in favor of immigration control is literally Satan and deserve to be killed. All white people in the episode are a grotesque caricature.
>series gets acquired by Netflix
>immediately becomes shit
many such cases
>decide to check it out
>netflix
>starts off with a woman in a bed
>her bf is brown man
>goes to work, she is the boss of the office
>her friend/2nd in command is some gay troony dude with a deep voice wearing A SKIRT
>she fires a black nigresse who has a gay friend
Yeah at that point I just stopped watching. Somebody has literally sat in a meeting and went out of their way to get all of this fake diversity, you cannot in a million years convince me that this is a coincidence.
This show like everything in Netflix had turned into a propaganda piece against white people. I watched it anyway hoping for something else because I used to love this show but now I realize I was stupid. This was my last Netflix watch.
It was anti white right from S1E1
It shouldn't take you 6 seasons to figure this shit out
White people are notoriously dumb tho, I'm not surprised honestly.
For the first 3 seasons at least it was not the main theme
You’re a cucked homosexual for sitting through and tolerating it even as a tertiary theme.
Isn't that show with 2 gay ass homies playing some gay ass fighting game?
LOL.
Falcon was not gay, there is nothing gay about fricking a woman's body
I see Salma, I post Salma. Simple as
I can’t get over people completely glossing over how utter shit the first episode of the season is simply because the last two are worse.
Near the end the Michael Cera security guard reveals that the Joan we’ve been following is actually a dramatization too, but that breaks the logic of the episode to do so. If the original Joan was being recorded secretly for the show, then the Joan dramatization would be shown being secretly recorded too, not the original Joan. The Michael Cera security guard wouldn’t suddenly reach self-actualization and try to make a case for why Joan shouldn’t destroy the quantum computer because it would “kill” the people living within the CGI generated world, that wouldn’t make any sense because it’s impossible for that to be the justification used in the real life scenario. And in the end you’re not really supposed to consider this forced moral dilemma any further because everything works out for the characters in the end. It fricking stinks.
you really dont need to deconstruct and analyze e1 this hard to know how shit it was. it just was.
I liked the first few seasons but it's really devolved into awful ESG garbage. Irredeemable.
>It's an "we'll write the episode inside the episode itself" episode
this was the only half decentish episode in the entire season, they should've stopped after the guy who wanted to hold a CEO hostage.
They need better writers
forgot about the space man one, that was decent but its just a twist on the gay black man video game idea
Why didn’t they just send the replicas into space
of all the criticisms of the episode (why did any character do any of the weird shit they did) this is the one that doesn't work, of course they'd send the reliable humans instead of the shitty replicas to the important part of the mission
>ah yes let me just insert this little dog tag into a slot and have a nap while my conscious and soul is delivered across the aether so i can touch grass again
omg they gave her milking flaps
Dialogue in BtS was fricking weird, did people talk like that in the 60s or was it just written to be easy to translate for the chink market?
>people defending episode 1 by saying its all ai generated so its bad ironically
motherfricker no one wants to wade through an hour of shite ironically to make a point. something being bad works if it funny enough but, in the context of black mirror, its trash and doesnt sell the idea.
Was very flat.
I liked Michael Cera the most, honestly, as he's trying to describe the layers upon layers of the deepfake stuff. That should have been more of the episode. Deep Total Recall type trip.
Anti-white pozzed demoralization propaganda made by israelites and shitskins who desperately want all whites violently slaughtered. All of you homosexuals in this thread are pathetic for sitting through it and deserve the rope.