I mean, to be fair, the only people still watching Disney at this point are subhumans.
Obviously ~~*they*~~ will turn a white irish woman into a sheboon pirate.
Yes, she's girlfriend tier, but painfully moronic even by Hollywood standards. But she's clearly being pushed as the next Nog to push, even though I'm certain she has no fanbase.
A lot of black women like her because she's the "black girl who hangs around artsy white people" type.
If you pay attention to her career she's avoided doing roles in "black" shows/films. She's trying to be a more broadly appealing actor.
You know what I hate about this shit? They could make a movie about actual black pirates. A movie about Barbary/ottoman pirates with a fantasy tone like potc would be cool, and they could even show them enslaving whites which I'm sure would make Hollywood israelites salivate but noooooo, they just staple nogs on everything for no reason
travel to Morroco, Tunisia or Algeria today, these countries are 99% arab/berber. I didn't see a single black person when I went. where did the kangz all go? was there a genocide?
I wonder how it’ll do. The last 2 movies weren’t too well received and there’s bound to be some solidarity for Depp from normies, on the other hand people fricking love pirate stuff
they're going to hard even harder than rings of power did with the Irish stage accents and it'll be powerful and that's important and if you don't like it paddy you can frick off you drunk fricks because it's everything!!!
why are they trying to push this ugly freak as the next top actress? she was horrible in the bear and is the entire reason I will never start the second season or anything she's in
>what why are there black pirates in the Carribbean, a region infamous for its role in the transatlantic slave trade as well as being home to brown native people?
moron
Yeah such a strong replacement. From what most would consider an integral part of the franchise to a literally who. Margot Robbie was also a shit choice but this is just pure stupidity.
I hope this movie comes out. My girlfriend's kid is really into that pirate anime. I liked the Pirates movies as a kid. I really want them to watch the movies but I don't want them to see Johnny Depp. We are both really looking forward to this.
anon that was like 20 years ago, i am beyond fatigued with black people now, especially black women
black panther was probably the last black protagonist movie i will watch for years
Thankfully I just marathoned pirates and they killed the franchise with the last one
1 dead man’s chest
2 curse of black pearl
3 stranger tides
4 at worlds end
5 dead man tells no tales
Endless wave of Black folk.
Send in the next wave
>Her first name is AYO
I mean, to be fair, the only people still watching Disney at this point are subhumans.
Obviously ~~*they*~~ will turn a white irish woman into a sheboon pirate.
AYO WE PIRATS NOW
Aww come on guys, she's cute!
Very skinny though...she needs to bulk up and hit the gym hard for her new role as a pirateess
Yes, she's girlfriend tier, but painfully moronic even by Hollywood standards. But she's clearly being pushed as the next Nog to push, even though I'm certain she has no fanbase.
A lot of black women like her because she's the "black girl who hangs around artsy white people" type.
If you pay attention to her career she's avoided doing roles in "black" shows/films. She's trying to be a more broadly appealing actor.
>cute
No , no she is not. There are legitimately cute black women , Ayo is not one of them
Yes. she literally does fit into that category. You're just a gay.
She'd be cute if she didn't have that ugly Black face.
we will be tuning in
She's a little light for an Irish woman.
AAAAYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
She's going to be gay and lame, right?
>BUT WHY IS THE GRAPE DRANK GONE?
You know what I hate about this shit? They could make a movie about actual black pirates. A movie about Barbary/ottoman pirates with a fantasy tone like potc would be cool, and they could even show them enslaving whites which I'm sure would make Hollywood israelites salivate but noooooo, they just staple nogs on everything for no reason
>Barbary Coast/Ottomans
>Black folk
Barbary coast is Africa, ottomans held african lands, Africa is Black folk. Read a book.
>Barbary coast
barbary coast was white
travel to Morroco, Tunisia or Algeria today, these countries are 99% arab/berber. I didn't see a single black person when I went. where did the kangz all go? was there a genocide?
He's a moran that thinks Africa = Sub Saharan
I wonder how it’ll do. The last 2 movies weren’t too well received and there’s bound to be some solidarity for Depp from normies, on the other hand people fricking love pirate stuff
They did this years ago. It was gay af back then too.
>an irishwoman
>black nigress from Black person africa
QUINTESSENTIALLY IRISH
yes
I mean black pirates make sense
That said I watch that shit
Ayo "Hol Up" Edebiri
>We want to make another Pirates movie, but we don't want to make any money
>Anne bonnie
from cork..
they're going to hard even harder than rings of power did with the Irish stage accents and it'll be powerful and that's important and if you don't like it paddy you can frick off you drunk fricks because it's everything!!!
It never fricking ends
Ayo ho ayo ho a pirates life for me
Ayo hol up
Expanding my short position on yidsney stock. Die you piece of shit.
They could have cast someone attractive like Ruth Negga if they didn't wait forever.
>who was an irishwoman
ginger to its anagram, yet again
A Black person Pirate?
why are they trying to push this ugly freak as the next top actress? she was horrible in the bear and is the entire reason I will never start the second season or anything she's in
for me its Pirates starring Jesse Jane and Carmen Luvana
good. at this point I just want to see everything crash and burn
yup
>nihilism
cringe
Wrong.
Accelerationism.
>AYO
>SO YOUZ BE SAYIN
>WE SOME FINNA
>WIMMEN PIRATEZ AN SHEEIT?
what if it was about young tia dalma doing voodoo on the water
what's her character called? Usopp?
this shit is straight to vhs if it doesn't have depp, and the franchise is dead anyway
out of all the race/sex swaps, this one matters the least
>what why are there black pirates in the Carribbean, a region infamous for its role in the transatlantic slave trade as well as being home to brown native people?
moron
>Carribbean
>native Black folk
hmmmm
You are almost impressively stupid.
Ok, so then why replace Anne Bonny, an actual person that wasn’t black or from that region originally?
It's not Anne Bonny. She's gonna be an Anne Bonny-like character.
Anon why would I buy tickets to see black people yapping?
I get enough of that with my fricking in-laws
A black woman Pirate you say?
Yeah such a strong replacement. From what most would consider an integral part of the franchise to a literally who. Margot Robbie was also a shit choice but this is just pure stupidity.
>it's about damn time
he LIVES at the DMV
666
Ayy aye will let us get rid of ayo in our movies. Hold the line
Full name: Ayo Holup Edebiri
I hope this movie comes out. My girlfriend's kid is really into that pirate anime. I liked the Pirates movies as a kid. I really want them to watch the movies but I don't want them to see Johnny Depp. We are both really looking forward to this.
ok amber
>AYO WE WUZ PIRATES N SHIET
They are officially turning into a meme now
they were literally in the original you daft moron crybaby
the black woman was meant to be the leader of the ship when jack wasn't there
anon that was like 20 years ago, i am beyond fatigued with black people now, especially black women
black panther was probably the last black protagonist movie i will watch for years
>Disney has lost over half of its value since going woke in 2021.
>Disney is sucking itself out of business.
should i buy the dip and long hold?
Are you guys fricking idiots? Or am I getting baited? It's called Pirates of the Caribbean...Black people live in the Caribbean
Why Elon Musk better buy Disney for fun just to fire all the woke idiots?
Thankfully I just marathoned pirates and they killed the franchise with the last one
1 dead man’s chest
2 curse of black pearl
3 stranger tides
4 at worlds end
5 dead man tells no tales
Also
Pirates of the Caribbean
P.O.C