It seems like either Bob Iger has dispatched someone with a hatchet and orders to reenact the Rwandan genocide at Marlel, or Feige has awoken from his coke-crash slumber and is actually doing his fricking job again.
You’re joking but his age is irrelevant in marvel now. 90% of the movie is done with stand ins, stunt doubles, body doubles, cgi models. All you need the main actor for is a few days of close ups and voice over. They filmed the big action scene in MoM with balder before they even signed on a real actor to play him.
depends, with iron man that works because rdj still had a youngish face. samuel l jackson looks moronic every time he tries to do anything in one of those movies. marshalalala ali seems like he would not look good in an action role.
This just shows that even the people who drank the kool-aid thought this was a moronic idea.
shoehorned diverstiy of a black led superhero film
are you moronic
There's "diversity", and "safe diversity".
"Diversity" nowadays means having someone be trans or a black lesbian. No black straight women, and never black straight men. No bisexuals either. Full gay or nothing.
It can't be that- at one point they'd have to have a realization that they ruined EVERYTHING. But here they are- with whatever the heck gives them this kind of overarching incompetence- falling upwards at every opportunity until they reach the top and shit on everything they can see! It's a case for demons that's what it is, everything these anti-creative forces do pattern matches with every devil in every region.
It really can. Each of these producers and writers and directors insisting that their next project needs to be their *BREAK OUT* piece, their platform where they exposed themselves as the intellectual leaders of our culture. The movie's plot doesn't matter, it's their narrative that matters, their lives, they are the important part of the whole project, this story was always about them. Nobody has ever been allowed to shut these people down, to fail them and tell them how worthless their contributions really are, and it has spiraled out into this catastrophe of incompetence in creative industries.
They can't look out a fricking window? They can't see the greats before them and realize they're not even a shadow of what they're striving to be?...
...Frick. I believe you. Am I dammed for not doing what I could have done then? Everything was fixable.
This is obviously fake. We already debunked it here: https://www.reddit.com/r/MarvelStudiosSpoilers/comments/17m6twj/michael_starburry_i_worked_on_a_draft_of_this/
Women only project based on their appearance. Do you see men spending thousands of dollars on makeup so they can present their best self image. Men only project on the idea of a character.
>You know what this movie about vampires needs? A sassy female lead to be condescending about everything happening on screen. Oh, and we should have as little vampire stuff as possible.
But enough about Renfield.
>Blade was relegated to the fourth lead
How does that even happen? Are the studios filled with imbeciles? Fricking hell, even a bum from the street would know to make a Blade movie about fricking Blade.
>HEY. WE HAVE THIS PROPERTY, THAT IS KNOWN FOR IT'S MAIN CHARACTER. WHAT IF INSTEAD WE MADE IT ABOUT A BROWN, GAY, WOMXN??? NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THAT BEFORE. YEAH, STILL CALL IT THE SAME THING, EVEN THOUGH IT'S NO LONGER THAT THING ANYMORE.
So I was like...they wanted me to make a G rated Blade movie, and I just walked out. They also wanted me to put a diverse woman in it and make it gay and lame.
Reminder, the issue of Blade being a 4th lead is already a problem in all the other MCU movies and shows except with Blade it's pushing a black lead behind other diversity. They had no qualms doing it to all the male leads.
I understand the thought process behind someone wanting to cater more towards women, but why does it happen with every single character? I can't think of a young male character having been introduced in the MCU recently.
They've botched the development of this for so fricking long Maharaja Ali will qualify for AARP membership before they start filming, if that even happens.
Marvel has become bloated and difficult to work with over the course of the MCU and now they can't get the simplest things done without a ton of red tape and money. Victoria Alonso reportedly said off the record "[directors] don't direct the movies, we direct the movies", so signing on for any project is basically just 'tard wrangling their messes and getting your name on the poster. No one with the talent to make movies or shows that could turn the MCU around want anything to do with Marvel anymore, so it's just a bunch of writers and directors that deserve to be trapped in CW and Netflix Hell burning through enormous budgets for absolute garbage. To answer your question, very hard for Marvel Studios, apparently. It got too big for its own good and is being crushed under square cube law.
Honestly, they deserved it. You're telling me the executives didn't see a problem with the lead writer who had intentions wanting to immediately replace Blade with a younger female, despite Blade being one of their main POC characters and this was Blade's first appearance in the MCU?
It's just so baffling how Disney doesn't get the fact fans don't want Luke, Jones, Stark, Blade, etc to be replaced with a younger female version.
I really liked Blade as a kid. But I remember having fallen asleep in the cinema during Blade Trinity because it was just that shit. And I was a 13 year old who had just drank a litre of cola.
Why would they want to add on that?
I don't know if they hold up, but I remember thinking as a kid the first two Blade, specially the second, were really good, but the third was dog shit, yeah.
Honestly, Disney should just sell Marvel to Sony in its entirety. That would be best for everyone at this point, especially Disney. There is no recovering from this death spiral
I wasn't even considering that, I was only thinking of how Disney could keep the lights on when they're hemorrhaging cash with a $9B nut to cover by year's end. Just curious though, what "based and redpilled" media company would you rather see the property with?
Sony is also woke. It's just that they are successful now. Spiderverse 2 have lots of blm , trans messages which wasn't there in first movie. Its completely taken over by agenda pushers after success
The Ahmadiyya are basically Muslim Mormons.
They believe there was another prophet after Muhammad who said "be nice to people and you'll convert them through your example". Needless to say being nice to people is really fricking heretical to regular Muslims and the Ahmadiyya face being persecuted or killed in Muslim countries like Scotland, where one was killed for wishing his Christian customers happy Easter.
Damned if you do and damned if you don't. Imagine telling your bosses that Blade is in trouble because the creators are trying to make it about women learning life lessons instead of vampires. You'd get fired on the spot for being a sexist.
Hollywood is full of homosexuals that love to self-insert and run power trips on people because they feel they are important because they play dress up and make-believe.
I'm actually glad Disney-Marvel is starting to sink under the weight of their own wokeness. Maybe, just maybe, we'll get some good movies out of this disaster. I'm not going to hold my breath though.
>movies and tv were still shit before everything became woke. its just a different flavor of shit
At least Phases 1-3 were virtually all entertaining. I never felt like I was wasting my money going to see a Marvel movie. Phase 4&5 has been absolute shit and I wouldn't care if they're reconned out of existence or if it just ended.
thanks jeff sneeder
Jeff Chuck
>2023
>Disney Marvel being competent
The slop is in danger! We must move quickly if the MCU is to survive
some mothafrickas are always trying to ice skate uphill
>what if black lesbian instead?
That would be pretty fricking hot.
It would be really lame.
As long as she's a dyke dominating sexy negresses and innocent, pretty white women. Check black lesbian twitter. b***hes horny af ong.
Netflix already did that
It seems like either Bob Iger has dispatched someone with a hatchet and orders to reenact the Rwandan genocide at Marlel, or Feige has awoken from his coke-crash slumber and is actually doing his fricking job again.
>90 year old Mahatma Ali as Blade
lol wtf are you legit moronic?!
You’re joking but his age is irrelevant in marvel now. 90% of the movie is done with stand ins, stunt doubles, body doubles, cgi models. All you need the main actor for is a few days of close ups and voice over. They filmed the big action scene in MoM with balder before they even signed on a real actor to play him.
depends, with iron man that works because rdj still had a youngish face. samuel l jackson looks moronic every time he tries to do anything in one of those movies. marshalalala ali seems like he would not look good in an action role.
Oh no! What a shame that we won't get yet another butchered remake with shoehorned diversity and political pandering!
shoehorned diverstiy of a black led superhero film
are you moronic
Read pic related
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Yes, some idiot looked at fricking Blade of all things and decided it didn't have enough diversity.
This just shows that even the people who drank the kool-aid thought this was a moronic idea.
There's "diversity", and "safe diversity".
"Diversity" nowadays means having someone be trans or a black lesbian. No black straight women, and never black straight men. No bisexuals either. Full gay or nothing.
What the hell is wrong with these people!?
Self-righteous narcissism.
It can't be that- at one point they'd have to have a realization that they ruined EVERYTHING. But here they are- with whatever the heck gives them this kind of overarching incompetence- falling upwards at every opportunity until they reach the top and shit on everything they can see!
It's a case for demons that's what it is, everything these anti-creative forces do pattern matches with every devil in every region.
It really can. Each of these producers and writers and directors insisting that their next project needs to be their *BREAK OUT* piece, their platform where they exposed themselves as the intellectual leaders of our culture. The movie's plot doesn't matter, it's their narrative that matters, their lives, they are the important part of the whole project, this story was always about them. Nobody has ever been allowed to shut these people down, to fail them and tell them how worthless their contributions really are, and it has spiraled out into this catastrophe of incompetence in creative industries.
They can't look out a fricking window? They can't see the greats before them and realize they're not even a shadow of what they're striving to be?...
...Frick. I believe you. Am I dammed for not doing what I could have done then? Everything was fixable.
This is obviously fake. We already debunked it here: https://www.reddit.com/r/MarvelStudiosSpoilers/comments/17m6twj/michael_starburry_i_worked_on_a_draft_of_this/
>Marvel damage control says it never happened, goy!
Thanks shlomo
>We
God damn I love Harry and the Hendersons.
Sure, and the awful live action powerpuff girls script was fake too.
>give the project to women
>they make it about women
shocking, who could have known?
Based.
>these men have CONFIDENCE while I SHRIVEL and SEETHE!
>this is society's fault
Holy cope
Funny. Reminds me of this. Every fricking time
Immediately thought of that hole who broke keyboard guy's stand and stole his tip money. So glad the internet tracked down and ruined that c**t.
Kek. Captcha k8 TH0T. You cannot make this shit up.
>So glad the internet tracked down and ruined that c**t.
Source? I've seen the webm but not the aftermath.
I notice that she doesn't mention how absolutely drenched her panties were
D R I P P I N G
>Those who are confident and unafraid dominate the environment they are in.
Yes, and?
Someone post that comic about a normal guy happily going about his day while a paranoid bpd guy is hating him and making a whole fanfic on his head.
It’s as if men want to be like their heroes, but women want their hero’s to be like them. Men… and women…. are different?
Women only project based on their appearance. Do you see men spending thousands of dollars on makeup so they can present their best self image. Men only project on the idea of a character.
Interesting, and rings true.
tldr. teh patriarchy is more powerful to brainwash children than entertainment companies
Literal goose situation.
Look at goose in normal movie vs in barbie one
>Blade?
>vampires?
>You know what this movie about vampires needs? A sassy female lead to be condescending about everything happening on screen. Oh, and we should have as little vampire stuff as possible.
But enough about Renfield.
lmmmmmaoooooo no way
>Blade was relegated to the fourth lead
How does that even happen? Are the studios filled with imbeciles? Fricking hell, even a bum from the street would know to make a Blade movie about fricking Blade.
>How does that even happen?
Jews. ESG if you want the politically correct answer.
>Are the studios filled with imbeciles?
Unironically yes. They care more about their message than making a superior product.
bro it's a movie about a badass vampire hunter
have him hunt vampires while being badass
Women were a mistake.
«PUT A CHICK IN IT, MAKE HER GAY»
>HEY. WE HAVE THIS PROPERTY, THAT IS KNOWN FOR IT'S MAIN CHARACTER. WHAT IF INSTEAD WE MADE IT ABOUT A BROWN, GAY, WOMXN??? NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THAT BEFORE. YEAH, STILL CALL IT THE SAME THING, EVEN THOUGH IT'S NO LONGER THAT THING ANYMORE.
So I was like...they wanted me to make a G rated Blade movie, and I just walked out. They also wanted me to put a diverse woman in it and make it gay and lame.
Why did they make blade gay?
>Blade exec CUT from project
Just bring back Wesley Snipes
This time he goes after tax collecting vampires.
Oy vey
His catchphrase after staking one: Now im killing the real bloodsucker motherfrickers.
>another black project fatherless
SOMETIMES
I FEEL
LIKE A MOTHERLESS CHILD
Reminder, the issue of Blade being a 4th lead is already a problem in all the other MCU movies and shows except with Blade it's pushing a black lead behind other diversity. They had no qualms doing it to all the male leads.
Some mothafukas always tryna exit Marvel Studios uphill
>From Blade
I understand the thought process behind someone wanting to cater more towards women, but why does it happen with every single character? I can't think of a young male character having been introduced in the MCU recently.
It's just going to be like twilight in the end, make it stop!
They've botched the development of this for so fricking long Maharaja Ali will qualify for AARP membership before they start filming, if that even happens.
I thought blade has released already
Really though, how hard is it to make a movie about a guy stabbing vampires with a sword?
Why is this pepe dressed like me?
This is literally what I'm wearing right now
Marvel has become bloated and difficult to work with over the course of the MCU and now they can't get the simplest things done without a ton of red tape and money. Victoria Alonso reportedly said off the record "[directors] don't direct the movies, we direct the movies", so signing on for any project is basically just 'tard wrangling their messes and getting your name on the poster. No one with the talent to make movies or shows that could turn the MCU around want anything to do with Marvel anymore, so it's just a bunch of writers and directors that deserve to be trapped in CW and Netflix Hell burning through enormous budgets for absolute garbage. To answer your question, very hard for Marvel Studios, apparently. It got too big for its own good and is being crushed under square cube law.
Honestly, they deserved it. You're telling me the executives didn't see a problem with the lead writer who had intentions wanting to immediately replace Blade with a younger female, despite Blade being one of their main POC characters and this was Blade's first appearance in the MCU?
It's just so baffling how Disney doesn't get the fact fans don't want Luke, Jones, Stark, Blade, etc to be replaced with a younger female version.
Holy shit, Blade must be an absolute steaming shit show then.
God, 2024 is gonna be a banner year for failkino.
Chaos at Disney seems to be ramping up
I really liked Blade as a kid. But I remember having fallen asleep in the cinema during Blade Trinity because it was just that shit. And I was a 13 year old who had just drank a litre of cola.
Why would they want to add on that?
I don't know if they hold up, but I remember thinking as a kid the first two Blade, specially the second, were really good, but the third was dog shit, yeah.
Honestly, Disney should just sell Marvel to Sony in its entirety. That would be best for everyone at this point, especially Disney. There is no recovering from this death spiral
Sell Marvel from one shitty woke company to another shitty woke company.
BRILLIANT!!
I wasn't even considering that, I was only thinking of how Disney could keep the lights on when they're hemorrhaging cash with a $9B nut to cover by year's end. Just curious though, what "based and redpilled" media company would you rather see the property with?
>"based and redpilled" media company
No such thing.
I'd let it die. If you can't do it right don't do it at all.
I don't think Sony can pull the trigger without suicidal leverage. If someone buys them it will likely be Apple.
Sony is also woke. It's just that they are successful now. Spiderverse 2 have lots of blm , trans messages which wasn't there in first movie. Its completely taken over by agenda pushers after success
>ruin franchises
>ruin characters
>ruin ruin ruin
>gets to leave with a big fat payout
All too common.
This idiot is an Ahmadiyya muslim, meaning he is no muslim at all. Fricking idiot.
No one knows or cares the difference but you, Abdullah. Youre all deranged snackbar sandpeople to us.
The Ahmadiyya are basically Muslim Mormons.
They believe there was another prophet after Muhammad who said "be nice to people and you'll convert them through your example". Needless to say being nice to people is really fricking heretical to regular Muslims and the Ahmadiyya face being persecuted or killed in Muslim countries like Scotland, where one was killed for wishing his Christian customers happy Easter.
Some motherfrickers always trying to ice skate uphill.
>fired because they didn't tell disney to stop fricking with their project until it was too late
oh, is that how things work
Yes. If I am in his position I won't oppose a damn thing. I know that will be the end of me .
Damned if you do and damned if you don't. Imagine telling your bosses that Blade is in trouble because the creators are trying to make it about women learning life lessons instead of vampires. You'd get fired on the spot for being a sexist.
Hollywood is full of homosexuals that love to self-insert and run power trips on people because they feel they are important because they play dress up and make-believe.
I'm actually glad Disney-Marvel is starting to sink under the weight of their own wokeness. Maybe, just maybe, we'll get some good movies out of this disaster. I'm not going to hold my breath though.
movies and tv were still shit before everything became woke. its just a different flavor of shit
>movies and tv were still shit before everything became woke. its just a different flavor of shit
At least Phases 1-3 were virtually all entertaining. I never felt like I was wasting my money going to see a Marvel movie. Phase 4&5 has been absolute shit and I wouldn't care if they're reconned out of existence or if it just ended.
>a disney executive being held accountable for failure
I literally don't believe this.