BLADE GAME

Wants, expectations, and theories regarding the Blade game?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A level where we have to ice skate uphill.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this shit is in first person I won't be playing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is and Wesley wont open his eyes.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Will I at least be able to call Ryan Reynolds a homosexual every 15 minutes?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ironically the CGI may cost less to open them this time

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ironically the CGI may cost less to open them this time

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was probably one of the biggest drama queen moments in film history

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mike Myers has had some close moments

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Really? Do tell.

              Trinity sucked ass so I don't blame Snipes for not giving a frick.

              Snipes was one of the reasons why it sucked. He was a huge fricking baby, and a complete dick to EVERYONE on set

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Trinity sucked ass so I don't blame Snipes for not giving a frick.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is and Wesley wont open his eyes.

      confirmed third person

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick would you want an action game with katanas and slicing vampires up to be first person, it'd fricking suck. Then again, i t's a western made game so it'll suck ass regardless

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shadow Warrior did that alright

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I personally think a Devil May Cry approach would be cool, just without the enemies basically only existing to be styled on and more movement options.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shadow Warrior was one of the first games in a while that made me actually want to do melee just as much if not more than just shooting things to pieces, simply because the katana and the moves available for melee were so fun and effective.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    For Blade to Kill white Nazi KKK vampires and frick blonde b***hes

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A level where you have to run from the IRS

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many references to the larger Marvel universe are you expecting? Also a bit of a nitpick but if the vampire problem in Paris is SO BAD that they have a mandated curfew with alarms then I have to ask why the Avengers aren't helping out on this one

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Avengers fell in a deep depression after their game flopped

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the galaxy brain theory
    >Arkane Lyon made Redfall originally as a proof of concept to pitch Blade
    >Made a multiplayer mode and a few proof of concept levels to present to Disney, but promised core single player story
    >Microsoft Bethesda merger begins. Microsoft finds out about the Blade pitch multiplayer and realize it could be great for game pass. Push Bethesda to focus on multiplayer, promise to hype it for Xbox One.
    >Arkane Lyon told scrap Blade plans, make a game solely around the multiplayer. Rename it Redfall, rush to get it ready.
    >Game is shit. Reviews are shit. Disney finally gets back to them and says we approve but no multiplayer like that shitty Redfall game.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >arkane making a third person game
    It'll be shit.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have Snipes?
    Yes or no.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you care?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because I liked the Blade films.
        Simple as.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Snipes basically reinvented the character, which is what you're getting anyway. No, he doesn't have to voice him, and to my knowledge he isn't on this project

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shame, but I suppose we'll have to wait and see either way how it turns out.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wants
    Blade should be a wienerney and should speak in Rhyming Slang.
    >expectations, and theories
    Blade will be American. Again.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want
    A quality hack-and-slash against vampires.
    >expect
    Yet another AAA live service kitchen sink shitfest.

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