Blade Runner

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly is a "Blade Runner"? I assumed he was the chosen one of a deadly, futuristic game of roller derby, like Alita. But I've never seen any pictures posted of him doing battle in the arena. Just him trying to quit AI prostitution, I think. What the hell is this movie about?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are you smoking anon? Get out of my dying thread.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've never seen it? I thought I'd finally ask what the go was. QRD?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          QRD: watch the movie, any cut

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're called Blade Runners literally, and I mean LITERALLY, just because it sounds cool.

      The term does not appear in the source material (the novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?) but is instead taken from a completely different novel (The Bladerunner) about smuggling medical supplies, including scalpels. Ridley Scott bought the rights to the second novel just to use the title, because it sounded cooler than any of the movie titles they were workshopping.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are you fricking kidding me? this entire time there's been à book called The Bladerunner?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he means that figuratively

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What the hell is this movie about?
      Realistic artificial humans were created for offworld slave work, but some rebelled. They're now banned on Earth, and Blade Runners hunt down any that try to hide there. Over the course of the movie, the inhumanity of the hunter and the humanity of the hunted are compared.
      For the sequel, Blade Runner 2049:
      It's discovered that an artificial human managed to have a child, something that should be impossible. While the artificial humans see the offspring as proof of their status as a living species, the company that makes them wants to study it to learn how to increase their production rate. An artificial Blade Runner, allowed to live on Earth to hunt his own kind, questions his life while trying to locate the offspring.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then he realizes that he IS the offspring, but is bullshitted into believing that he isn't to protect him, but sadly he ultimately ends up dying anyway.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol not quite anon...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I took my 30 seconds to realize that the girl with an autoimmune isorder would not have survived in the horrific orphanage.
            That was his memory.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >autoimmune isorder
              Protip: there's a very large difference between an immune deficiency and an autoimmune disorder. Try to learn it so you don''t sound like an idiot in the future.
              Also, some immune disorders don't present until later later in life.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok wise guy, how did she end up with loving rich parents?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >how did rich people obtain an orphan from an orphanage
                HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I WONDER

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She was the duplicate, placed with a family.
                He was the real baby, place in the orphanage for anonymity.
                This is the ultimate tragedy of the movie: he dies unknown and unknowing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She cried because she knew
                >he was the one
                >she was gonna lie to him
                Remember, there was a girl *and a boy*. She's the fake.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She cried because she knew
              >he was the one
              >she was gonna lie to him
              Remember, there was a girl *and a boy*. She's the fake.

              Pretty much this is the only way the movie makes any sense at all.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It blows my mind that people don't understand this.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its a Villeneuve film, the type of people watching this shit just eat up the visuals and nonsense. you could cut out like an hour of the film and it would be fine, specifically the parts with Jared Leto.

                >He's not a replicant in the final cut
                unicorn is literally proof is he is a replicant, ridley confirmed it himself.
                [...]
                the whole point was deckard had no clue he was a replicant, it was yet another experiment of tyrell's like rachel, where they were given memories so as to have fabricated childhoods and feel far more alive than previous models
                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                apparently deckard's glowing eyes were not intentional in that one scene (picrel), the cinematographer has said. rachel's glowing eyes were fully intentional, however.

                This, Final Cut is the best to watch but it 100% confirms he was a replicant. its dumb but its still the best viewing experience

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          did you fall asleep during the move

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's the one.
            The Leto guy knew.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2049 isn't canon and you're gay for using spoiler tags on two movies that everyone on this board has seen

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're the gay one

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i know i am but what are you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was responding to someone who HADN'T seen the movie.
          That was the whole point.
          You idiot.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's entirely possible to watch a movie and ask "what the frick was it about?"
            besides that you're still a homosexual lmao kys

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >same writer
          >isn't canon
          lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hampton fancher also thinks deckard is human
            david peoples literally made an unofficial spinoff based around roy's off-world exploits into picrel, even though he claims he wrote it after watching the terminator

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None, it's a shitty emotionless movie made for women

      >What exactly is a "Blade Runner"?
      It sounds like a weapon or medical supplies smuggler because it is. The morons making this movie took the title from a story where it made sense and applied to this story where it means nothing. Another example of it being a womanly "movie"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >None, it's a shitty emotionless movie made for women
        Lmao he didn't get it

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Final Cut

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The implication that Deckard's a replicant ruins it for me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's not a replicant in the final cut, but the blurring of lines between man and replicant is a big part of the story in any version.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're right, he's not a replicant, that would be silly. At least that's how it should be. But the eye tint and the unicorn BS and Ridley Scott himself saying so contradicts that. It is INTERESTING for the lines between human and replicant to be blurred and for Deckard to question like when he's sent to the police station full of androids in the novel. But with him being a replicant 100% canon no debate Ridley Scott says so that's just bullshit to me. Diminishes the whole human vs replicant thing if it's literally replicants vs replicants (that's what BR2049's for).

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >But with him being a replicant 100% canon no debate Ridley Scott says so that's just bullshit to me.
            It is bullshit, the eye glow and the unicorn can be explained in other ways. If Ridley's attempt was for those to be 100% signs of Dekard being a replicant then he failed. Ridley is a brainlet and should be ignored.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the eye glow and the unicorn can be explained in other ways
              This is how I try to take it but my autism prevents me cause he literally said these are signs that we're supposed to notice and go "ohhh nooo..."

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If the eye glow was prove enough for someone being a replicant then why they would need the Voight-Kampf test?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ask Scott.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he literally said
                He doesn't matter. He had an idea for a sequel he never did and he was just pushing for that. He had George Lucas disease, just ignore him.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Doing my best to

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He's not a replicant in the final cut
          unicorn is literally proof is he is a replicant, ridley confirmed it himself.

          You're right, he's not a replicant, that would be silly. At least that's how it should be. But the eye tint and the unicorn BS and Ridley Scott himself saying so contradicts that. It is INTERESTING for the lines between human and replicant to be blurred and for Deckard to question like when he's sent to the police station full of androids in the novel. But with him being a replicant 100% canon no debate Ridley Scott says so that's just bullshit to me. Diminishes the whole human vs replicant thing if it's literally replicants vs replicants (that's what BR2049's for).

          the whole point was deckard had no clue he was a replicant, it was yet another experiment of tyrell's like rachel, where they were given memories so as to have fabricated childhoods and feel far more alive than previous models

          >But with him being a replicant 100% canon no debate Ridley Scott says so that's just bullshit to me.
          It is bullshit, the eye glow and the unicorn can be explained in other ways. If Ridley's attempt was for those to be 100% signs of Dekard being a replicant then he failed. Ridley is a brainlet and should be ignored.

          >the eye glow and the unicorn can be explained in other ways
          This is how I try to take it but my autism prevents me cause he literally said these are signs that we're supposed to notice and go "ohhh nooo..."

          If the eye glow was prove enough for someone being a replicant then why they would need the Voight-Kampf test?

          apparently deckard's glowing eyes were not intentional in that one scene (picrel), the cinematographer has said. rachel's glowing eyes were fully intentional, however.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >unicorn is literally proof is he is a replicant
            No it isn't, Ridley.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >unicorn
              >horse
              K is Deckard's son.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it literally is. the unicorn dream came from gaff, that's how he knows about it. you can argue that since gaff does origami throughout the whole movie and other asian mysticism bullshit (despite being played by a spic) it was just a random chance that he left a unicorn. but the fact is gaff is purposely absent and observant of deckard, because gaff is human and deckard is not.

              also there's this too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7o0rvVxU0w

              if ridley says deckard is a replicant, deckard is a replicant and nothing you can do or say will change that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So now Gaff works as a dream implant man for Tyrell Corp while also moonlighting as a cop? We're just making shit up here. They implant memories anyhow, the unicorn vision wasn't a memory.
                What's the significance of the unicorn origami in the theatrical version, without Deckard's vision? If the origami is only a direct reference to Deckard's vision then it's meaningless nonsense in the theatrical, and we're given no reason to think Gaff is anything more than a cop. If the unicorn origami is symbolic in the theatrical then same rules apply in the Final Cut.
                Anyone can imagine a unicorn. Coincidences happen all the time. This coincidence made him second guess his humanity, but that's all it does. Ridley is a gay moron and nothing he says will change that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >significance of the unicorn origami in the theatrical version
                it isn't there. unicorn origami appears in the director's and final cuts. in the theatrical cut deckard finds rachel and it cuts to them driving out into the countryside. that's why 2049 is non-canon, it's a sequel to the theatrical cut which is not what ridley intended when he shot the film, the studio forced a happy ending because the film failed with test audiences (they were literally too stupid to understand the movie and the studio forced ford to do a narration as well).

                Ridley also said the space jockey was just a giant albino man in a suit. He's an idiot that doesn't understand why anyone even likes his works. And him making shit up decades after the fact doesn't make it true.

                >making shit up decades after
                the final cut is what was originally filmed you insipid twat.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it isn't there. unicorn origami appears in the director's and final cuts
                unicorn origami is in the theatrical as well.
                >the final cut is what was originally filmed you insipid twat.
                The unicorn vision was filmed during the making of Legend.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ridley also said the space jockey was just a giant albino man in a suit. He's an idiot that doesn't understand why anyone even likes his works. And him making shit up decades after the fact doesn't make it true.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    workprint prototype

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why'd you say that anon? I've never seen it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so watch it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the secret uncut as they call it, shhh keep it down

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the director's cut. The sword fighting scenes felt more epic.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which cut is longest but doesn't have the narration or imply that Deckard's a replicant?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Final Cut

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one without the voice over and without the stupid unicorn scene

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you, I liked the voice overs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HE'S THE KIND OF COP FROM THE HISTORY BOOKS WHO WOULD CALL BLACK PEOPLE Black folk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, feels more like a noir.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JOI is actually human, but you tards aren't ready for that.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Final Cut

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 Mogs 1 in every possible way, it's contrarian now to think BR2 is bad because reddit likes it. Funny to watch all you sheep fall in line.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Theatrical. Only sycophants and pseudo-intellectuals fawn over the final cut.

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