I'd be fricked by the middle of the second burger. The nuggies would be your demise because you're gonna wanna wash those frickers down with soda, the silent killer in all challenges. Also those burgers have no veggies on them. Even as a fat frick I'll ask for Wendys to put lettuce and tomato on Double Baconator because, goddamn unless you actively lift why the frick would just eat only meat-and-cheese for a burger?
Never mind that: how did he get out the door?
This is clearly some sort of promotional event for that donut place and not a real thing. That he's done it multiple times confirms my suspicions.
I don't remember the last time I was THAT drunk, holy shit. Last time I fell over in public was when I had a shot of heroin then my legs would go forward anymore and I started tilting backwards like that and fell over lmao
I think you have to be really fat or huge to be able to get that drunk.
Last time I got drunk I went on a redpilled antisemitic rant, made a b***h cry for gaslighting my friend, pissed myself, somehow got a new pair of pants, and woke up to several missed calls from my lawyer about some Indian store clerk having a toilet tied to his bike with my business card in the seat. Think I'll take a long break after that one.
I don't remember the last time I was THAT drunk, holy shit. Last time I fell over in public was when I had a shot of heroin then my legs would go forward anymore and I started tilting backwards like that and fell over lmao
Imagine gettng this drunk as an adult. What a lightweight
God damn you redneck morons are stupid. I worked the stampede from when I was 14 to 18. The donut batter is the same bagged dry mix you will find just about anywhere that sells mini donuts.
Whatever perceived difference in taste you think you're experiencing is just association with an event you look forward to along with the lingering smell of horse shit.
Yeah nice try homosexual, I explicitly said in my post that you're tasting memories and horse shit, explaining to you the "some reason" you think the donuts taste different. Enjoy your memories all you want but don't delude yourself into thinking they actually taste different.
Imagine some bald beer gut 52 year old boomer dad wearing a shirt with a picture of himself scoring the game winning high school touchdown lol the west has lost all dignity.
the trick here is to make 1 big pile. all boxes, small box with 2 drinks ontop. hopd bottom of pile by your pelvis/crotch arma extended all the eay and haave the whole pile leaning into your chest. easy.
why the frick did they rebrand to just "dunkin"? so stupid? i haven't been able to get to one since they did so since i don't live in the northeast anymore, has anything changed?
This just proves that he's contractually obligated to pick up dunk himself and no one else. Imagine your job being to pick up donuts from the front door and eat them. And yet he's a depressed loser who can't even impregnate the hottest women in hollywood
>spend your mornings in your den playing xbox with bros, ordering dunkin and cumming on latinas of the week >this is somehow a bad thing because he dropped it a few times
how many times did he NOT drop them? and then immediately go inside and beat halo on legendary or cum inside ana de armas?
benbros won
why wont he just make two trips, or have someone else help him, he's clearly not eating all that by himself.
Going twice is for women
That's a fairly small amount of Dunkin for one person.
i want to know what he considers an average size order at mcdonalds
I could probably do it if I was druk and just got home from the bar. The soda would be the hardest part probably.
3 double quater pounders and one regular? Unfortunate to screw up a order that became a meme
Bob is such a low burn lolcow it's great. Something so cozy about it.
He's so disgusting I find it hard to laugh at.
Lmfao just a single cheeseburger alone is filling enough let alone 2, let alone 4 COMBOS.p2px8m
I'd be fricked by the middle of the second burger. The nuggies would be your demise because you're gonna wanna wash those frickers down with soda, the silent killer in all challenges. Also those burgers have no veggies on them. Even as a fat frick I'll ask for Wendys to put lettuce and tomato on Double Baconator because, goddamn unless you actively lift why the frick would just eat only meat-and-cheese for a burger?
I've eaten a 20 nugget box and a couple of burgers by myself in one sitting before. Bob is right.
That's half the meme. Like, if you're just ordering that for lunch you're a fat frick, but with 3.5k on the line it's really not that much
There isn't much density to donuts, I wouldn't WANT to eat hundreds of donuts in that timeframe, but I could easily.
He can't disobey Jennifer
Never mind that: how did he get out the door?
This is clearly some sort of promotional event for that donut place and not a real thing. That he's done it multiple times confirms my suspicions.
He's done it even before he started doing commercials for them. It's obvious he buys it for everyone working at the house and shit.
You morons actually believe he eats that junk.
100% this is the pic that made DD execs appoint him as their new spokesman
>dunkinslop
Embarrassing.
>Tim Rotten
tims is a Brazilian company, that doesn't make anything inhouse whatsoever, and every single franchise is run by indians, or indians.
DO NOT REDEEM SIRS
Why does he always veer into excess?
Doesn't he have kids? Jennifer Garner is a health freak so they probably want junk food and video games when they are with Ben
I'm guessing he doesn't like to leave his house, if you have 18 games and 108 donuts you can chill for a long time.
>a week max
>long time
can anyone id the games? i see a 2k game in there
I can only see 2K, Lego Incredibles and I think Lego Marvel
>guy who has had zero restraint on his impulses for decades keeps going into excess
why does he always looks depressed, half dead and/or blitzed?
I thought celebs use uber/just eat etc to avoid stupid shit like this?
who do you think dropped that shit off at the door?
Why is he destroying his liver like that? He will obviously catch diabetes
Why can't he,
hold all these dunkins?
my Hollywood actor/CIA asset ust can't catch a break...
>tfw when the dunk hits
I don't remember the last time I was THAT drunk, holy shit. Last time I fell over in public was when I had a shot of heroin then my legs would go forward anymore and I started tilting backwards like that and fell over lmao
Ben is a fricking loser. he's an insecure alcoholic homosexual
You leave him the frick alone he's been through a lot.
I think you have to be really fat or huge to be able to get that drunk.
Are you moronic?
Zoom zoom.
Last time I got drunk I went on a redpilled antisemitic rant, made a b***h cry for gaslighting my friend, pissed myself, somehow got a new pair of pants, and woke up to several missed calls from my lawyer about some Indian store clerk having a toilet tied to his bike with my business card in the seat. Think I'll take a long break after that one.
cool story, take it to r/thathappened
I don't care if you don't believe me. All I'm saying is that little wobble is nothing lol.
>here, put this sp00ky mask on ben no one will know its you
last time I got that drunk a girl took advantage of me and rode my wiener
you should sue her and ruin her life
men don't do that they are children of god and not constructs of evil like wymmin
>girl
Haha. Hell yeah, bro. Haha.
Imagine gettng this drunk as an adult. What a lightweight
You don’t have to be a musician to be an earth rocker. BenDunkin Affleck is an earth rocker.
Isn't that like 50+ donuts?
Only 54
216 donuts?!
I'm seeing double here, 432 donuts!?
>864 donuts
oy vey think of the 1728 donuts!
If there are a dozen in each box it's 108.
No butler/assistant? I thought he was rich
No way these are real
It's for a Dunkin commercial and he's recreating his old pics for it.
Thanks. Found the video.
As real as a donut motherfricker.
My favourite donuts are mini donuts from the Stampede.
I don't even know what that is, and to tell you the truth I don't wanna know.
From the Calgary Stampede i presume, but they're available at every big summer amusement festival.
Yup but for some reason the ones from the Stampede are so much better than any other festivals.
God damn you redneck morons are stupid. I worked the stampede from when I was 14 to 18. The donut batter is the same bagged dry mix you will find just about anywhere that sells mini donuts.
Whatever perceived difference in taste you think you're experiencing is just association with an event you look forward to along with the lingering smell of horse shit.
>NO STOP HAVING MEMORIES YOU FRICKING NAZI CHUD
Yeah nice try homosexual, I explicitly said in my post that you're tasting memories and horse shit, explaining to you the "some reason" you think the donuts taste different. Enjoy your memories all you want but don't delude yourself into thinking they actually taste different.
One fricking bucket of donuts please, child.
Cant stump the dunk
bromance
He can't just put them in a bag?
LET THE BOY LEARN
Heckin' wholesome chungus. Gonna get me some Dunkin deliciousness rn. My wife's boyfriend got me a giftcard for Xmas!
>that shirt
Imagine some bald beer gut 52 year old boomer dad wearing a shirt with a picture of himself scoring the game winning high school touchdown lol the west has lost all dignity.
How come Matt Damon isn't as memeable?
He doesn't have a contract with Dunkin Donuts
why's he so damn likeable
he was once beloved by all but is now old and frail, how can you not sympathize with him
He's Ben frickin' Affleck, he's like your cool neighbor that gets drunk at the BBQ and let's all the kids shoot his gun at the trashcans.
the trick here is to make 1 big pile. all boxes, small box with 2 drinks ontop. hopd bottom of pile by your pelvis/crotch arma extended all the eay and haave the whole pile leaning into your chest. easy.
>that shirt
Wholesome
>Pop the hole out
>Sell them back to you at a markup
How did they get away with it?
Donuts and donut balls are produced completely independently of each other.
why the frick did they rebrand to just "dunkin"? so stupid? i haven't been able to get to one since they did so since i don't live in the northeast anymore, has anything changed?
where the frick is the accountant 2 you piece of shit
No one can accuse Ben of not consuming the slop he's shilling. This dude literally lives and breathers Dunkin.
Dunkin should start selling these
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affogato
Call them Afflegatos and have him promote them, the idea sells itself.
>DUNK AFFLECK?
His penis is weirdly rectangular and flat.
thats his colostomy box
no one can stop this man from carrying donuts
he truly is CEO of based corporation
Another image to save Cinemaphile
>3 phase power cable shoved in the door gap
somebody drill a hole for this cheap motherfricker before he trips over that
Anyone got the pic of him checking out the PAWGS ass? Cracks me up
Jennifer Garner is perfect. I would have never let her get away
>Jennifer Garner is perfect
>two failed marriages
She's not perfect behind closed doors.
Married to someone with a face like that Ben would have to humble his sexual prowess and ability to attract young hot pussy.
he's figuring it out
This just proves that he's contractually obligated to pick up dunk himself and no one else. Imagine your job being to pick up donuts from the front door and eat them. And yet he's a depressed loser who can't even impregnate the hottest women in hollywood
>spend your mornings in your den playing xbox with bros, ordering dunkin and cumming on latinas of the week
>this is somehow a bad thing because he dropped it a few times
how many times did he NOT drop them? and then immediately go inside and beat halo on legendary or cum inside ana de armas?
benbros won
>cum inside ana de armas?
Not according to her
OH N-
>best dad ever
Me on my way to study the officially codified doctrine of Islam (need my ‘cuppa)
can you imagine having your kiss CGIed
holee fug
Why doesn't he just use Uber Eats and have them bring it in for him? It's not like he can't afford it.
What is his obsession with Dunkin
Is this why he’s promoting them, or are these just staged. I don’t get it.
>HERE IS WHY THIS JUNK FOOD IS BETTER THAN OTHER JUNK FOOD