Blind guy walks by a fingermonger and he says "hello ladies"
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Blind guy walks by a fingermonger and he says "hello ladies"
Blind guy walks by a fingermonger and he says "hello ladies"
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i meant fish
delete the thread you fricked up the entire joke
Jesus fricking christ dude.
20 years in the can for that
Best Sopranos thread on Cinemaphile right now
GET A LOAD OF THE FRICKIN moron!
All we need to know is that you never wanted for anything. You strong and beautiful man, you look like George Raft
best post on Cinemaphile right now
Are you deranged?
no one understands what you mean
>it's a paranoid anon thinks the chinese are attacking through Cinemaphile episode
va?
This homie lookin' ZESTY, this homie lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this homie theatrical, this homie good with colors, this homie gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This homie lifts shirts, this homie on the down low, this homie be a tollet trader, this homie gardens uphill, this homie packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them...if you catch my drift.
????
I couldn't hack it as this guy. instant suicide
this guy however, as awful as this looks, he still has one good hand, and if he still has a working dick that's all I need. plus I'm kind of a sick frick so I'd probably walk around in public just to scare the shit out of normies, roasties, and children for shits and giggles, and no one would have the balls to stop me.
You got dementia?
sick frickin world
>Your sisters c**t!
Was he the funniest?
>fingermonger
heh
Guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. I guess I'll have to spread my arms now, she says. "Why?" he asks, "Don't you have a vase?"
<Scene opens in the green grove common area>
*junior takes a sip*
*grimmaces*
>Even the coffee's old in here.
A barman sees a horse...no,wait...a horse with a long snout goes into a bar... I mean the doctor's office.
This frick looks way too weak to be as smug as he is
You hear about the Japanese godfather? He made them a offer they then sudokued
>He discovered China is what he did! He was a great Italian explorer! And in this house Marco Polo is a hero! End of story
Good one
Did you hear about the Chinese Cinemaphile poster? He told them a joke they couldn't understand.