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Ana De Armas is 34 years old.
Literally me
Women peak at 35
Wrong! I took Chinese in university. My professor had a joke that pissed off all the roasties in the class. She would call older single women "Christmas cookies" and when you asked her why she would say "because nobody wants them after the 25th"
>"Christmas cookies"
Kek thats a good one.
Why would anyone want 24 Christmas cookies? What changes once you hit the 25th cookie?
Your stomach can hold exactly 24 cookies and any more will make it explode.
the 25th is Chirstmas Day you braindead homosexual
I'm not sure I trust your interpretation
kek based chink. it was your math teacher, wasn't it?
Is that even a thing? I studied Japanese and know of an expression they call unmarried women over 25, クリスマスケーキ, Christmas cake. In Japan they don't celebrate Christmas like in the west, all they do is eat a cake. The thing is after the 25th nobody cares to buy Christmas cakes anymore (for obvious reasons), and that's why they call women who are still unmarried after 25, and considered past their prime, Christmas cake.
This expression is dated now and instead people use 売れ残り, literally unsold things, in a similar fashion to refer to unmarried women.
god i want to live in japan so bad.
also: why so many 911 gets in this thread?
Why are japs so mean?
Dead meme. Beyond dead, like skeletal at this point
Good to know, I've always heard that expression in Cinemaphile and I knew what it meant, but not where it came from.
Married women that I frick peak around 35. All the rest of them are in their early 20s. I'll spill the thrill for an older (aka my age) lady but if I'm bringing someone around, guaranteed she's gonna be like 10 years younger than me
Forgot to add, I'm trans btw. Not sure if that matters.
??? Not sure why you'd reply to me with that, but hey, you're valid. If we can both agree that women can have penises, then we can agree that I'm not attracted to AMABs, and that I'm pro-trans because I frick AFAB nonbinaries. So good for you, keep your head up.
>If we can both agree that women can have penises, then we can agree that I'm not attracted to AMABs, and that I'm pro-trans because I frick AFAB nonbinaries
I have absolutely no idea what any of this shit means. You troony freaks have completely lost touch with reality.
It means I frick tomboys who tell everyone that they're guys, but only if they're not on testosterone. I'm cis, btw.
yeah they are at the peak at 35, at the peak of the mountain, throwing themselves of the cliff because they were ugly for a decade and can't bear it anymore
Still very hot tho
ana de armas gave the director nudes of herself she took when she was 19 so that they could digitally re-render her younger body on top of her naked form
GILF
Elizabeth Hurley is 57 years old
Would rock her day and night.
deliberately low res so you can't see all the wrinkles, sagging, and liver spots
deliberately low test so you can't see all (you)r balding, lovehandles, and shrunken testicles
hahahahahahahahahaha
What son and nephew wiener does to a mf
Perfect
I'd rail her little ass like there's no tomorrow.
t. 39 year old virgin
Age is just a number.
>Ana De Armas is 34 years old.
Hello CC. Here, have a picture of notoriously deformed old man with a woman 30 years younger. Now go back to CC and cry there
These rusty cope memes after they got BTFO by a funnier version of the meme directed at them are always so easy to spot.
Still hotter than Marilyn
Have sex. Like I have with Ana multiple times before.
so are the sex scenes worth watching or what?
I heard there was a scene where Kennedy rapes her
My dick is prepared
>Rated NC-17
>her fingers around his now-upright penis (off screen of course)
yeah fricking right, I've heard you see her give a real handjob and blowjob on screen in this movie and that's why it got that rating
you get an nc-17 rating just for showing labia or erect penis
there's been R Rated movies that have shown these in them
>(off screen, of course)
I heard there's a real blowjob in it
I heard it was POV scene too where she looks you into the eyes
oh shit really?
What I heard is there is a POV Abortion scene. There is only one scene with full nude, which is after a stillbirth
Any idea where in the film that is so I can time my coom to coincide?
So is it from the point of view of the fetus?
My body is ready
Release the coomkino
>Marilyn going scizho for 2 hours
This is literally Perfect Blue isn't it?
thanks for heads up, gonna start edging now
Looking forward to the gangbang anal creampie with swallow scene
Coomer stuff aside, this film might actually just be straight up bad. It seems like misery porn, and no amount of breasts is gonna be hot if the entire movie makes you feel like shit.
I hope I'm wrong, sometimes films shot in black and white can llreally look amazing with good framing.
I just saw it in theatres. I'm kind of traumatized. I wasn't turned on by the nudity at all. coomers will be disappointed but doomers will not.
Misery porn indeed, I feel like shit.
Is it like Perfect Blue?
That movie is too scary for me to watch and this one was too but I watched it without knowing.
I forgot to add that her breasts were fake and made out of some sort of silicone. Armas looked pretty uncanny valley and it was not a turn on at all.
Plenty of "uncanny" besides the boobs. This was a horror film.
Maybe I'm a b***h.
The frick? Really? Ana has perfect breasts - although MM did get fake breasts herself, super obvious when you look at her early nudes and then see her in her later films.
>MM did get fake breasts herself, super obvious when you look at her early nudes and then see her in her later films.
Virgin confirmed
A white woman with proper white genetics stores additional fat in her breasts
She was just a bit heavier in later life and the fat went straight to her boobs
I know how breasts work, moron. Look at her later pics. They were fake. Nobody goes from a B to a double D like that.
>Nobody goes from a B to a double D like that.
Every hot white chick with natural double Ds would have Bs if she lost weight, dumbass. breasts are the first thing that go with weight loss in a white girl.
Several girls I fricked in college started out in the 34B range and ended in the 36DD range without getting fat. They were just very thin at the get go.
>We're talking specifically about MM
>Who has plenty of photographic evidence to support what I'm saying
>Meanwhile, you are bringing up random fat chicks that you fricked in college
>Like that's gonna prove your point
Unconvinced.jpg
I feel sorry for you, zoomer. You will never know what it's like to live in a world where almost all the girls are white, thin, and hot. Thank God I was born in 1981.
>male who knows his shit about breast and cup sizes
Certified coomer
I've dated two different women that grew multiple cup sizes during the course of our relationship. I'm an accidental architect. (I like taco bell too much)
My wife went from a B to a double D just by gaining a little weight. It wasn't noticeable on her body except in the breasts. You don't seem to understand how genetic fat distribution works.
>MY WIFE
go back to r*ddit
I'm not a homosexual though. Reddit is no place for me.
This is like the guy who said Natalie Portman had an undressing scene in thor. or that the Arab chick gets naked in the boys. just opposite
Did they keep this scene?
Doesn't ring a bell
But is the blowjob scene any good? Is the only thing I care about.
>But is the blowjob scene any good?
It's fricking Hollywood, dude. So most than probable that it isn't. I'm only hoping to see Ana de Armas fully nude in many angles and positions here, but not something akin to the raunchy and explicit sex scenes in Blue is the Warmest Color for example.
bump
Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a coomkino.
> Negative Ghost Rider
> The coomsock is full
I cannot wait to see bush. I know it'll be fake bush, but christ, we're so starved for bush, bush is a fetish now.
Can the jannies give us a pass on spoiler nudes when this is out? We all know we only care about Ana being naked for half of a movie.
Postmodern horror
Imma go to sleep, please scream really loud in my hear when the thing is out, thx
I heard the camera flys into her pussy
It's a fake pussy and looks like my Stoya Destroya
I haven't jacked it all day. I'm going to hit my ceiling a few times with this one.
Director just had this interview come out. Why make a movie about her if you seem to hate her?
Does he hate her? I think he's trying to strip down the glamour
What's wrong with that?
>He asks her what the movie is about.
>She starts ranting about bullshit because she's never actually watched the fricking movie.
How do we go about disenfranchising women?
What in the frick? Some Like It Hot is a pure classic.
Andrew Dominick's only made one good movie his whole career. Dude is a hack.
Sounds Passion of the Christ tier
I actually saw this exact comparison on reddit. As you can expect, almost every reply was decrying Mel Gibson for being the second coming of Adolf Hitler.
I thought they couldn't voice against PoC
T minus 3:45 and counting
How long will it take to get uploaded on stream?
Wait until 9 tomorrow morning
How long until webms of the good parts show up on Cinemaphile?
Now you're asking the right questions
There is so much source material
Does anyone actually know when this is fricking releasing? Is it just up to the intern with his finger on the upload button or what?
2am central
Bruh I got work tomorrow
no nude
no watch
simple as
can someone describe for me what they mean by veganaL POV?
Literally insert medical forceps into vegana. Very brief
its our time boys
Why is he scratching his chest?
You wish
I know Some like it Hot has troonys, so this will too, but will this movie have black people of color?
They aren't Trannies in Some Like It Hot. They're in drag because they're hiding from the mob. It's actually a great fricking movie. Zoomers deserve the rope.
I'll sleep Cinemaphile bros
the very first thing to do tomorrow when i wake up is to watch this fricking board full of blonde webms :^)
Set a timer fren. They'll have to work overtime to delete Ana nudes in the morning. I'd actually implore an anon to post webms with sound on /wsg/.
3 more hours
I want to watch it regardless of it being shit or kino, my objective taste will determine that
>when you get the slop toppy from Monroe
That shot was way too good for some low ranking Marine.
His shooting scores were average, and one of the shots didn't even hit the target.
If she doesn't flash Butthole, then Imma going fap half-heartedly.
I've never watched a single Marilyn Monroe movie.
She is terrible in everything, however, she exudes sexual energy like no other.
Specifically in the time she was making films. She even upstages Jane Russell in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, and Jane was as much of a smoke show as Marilyn was.
>she exudes sexual energy like no other.
Um that isn't Brigitte Bardot
Don't know about you but she's actually funny to me since I'm always used to edgy and dark jokes
I've never watched a single movie.
Time to look like Marilyn Monroe hentai where the artists give her grotesquely oversized J cups. Just as God intended.
It's all CGI and prosthetic effects.
source?
t.worked with production crew.
So what's the deal with Ana?
Its true, she looks weird
maybe that's what Armas meant when she said " I know my nude scenes will go viral", she knew that people would be talking about how strange she looks
LAgay here, it's in theaters so I watched over the weekend.
Many nude scenes, mostly breasts, Norma Jean is topless for most of the second half of the movie. The JFK blowjob is in it and you don't see that much but there's an extended POV shot that's borderline pornographic. Oh yeah and both abortion scenes have 1-2 really graphic interior shots
Sex shit aside, my verdict? I actually thought this was actually fricking amazing. Looks amazing and there's absolutely none of the lame Hollywood nostalgia bs that's so commonplace with films of this subject matter, it's intensely nightmarish throughout, actually evokes Lynchian elements at times. The score is fricking kino as well. Bravo Dominik
But is there vegana and butthole?
Does she acts like scizho for the whole movie?
I've got so much pee in my balls, they are swollen and it feels like my dick is going to pop
what's the best movie of the real Monroe?
how many more hours do i need to edge or should i just cum now?
>not being able to cum more than once per day without losing sensation
Are you old, ill, or what?
Is it true it's dropping on Pacific Time and not Eastern?
it's not droping, they canceled the premier because of backlash, it's on twitter
shit is it out?
meant to catch it at midnight went to the bar cuz tomorrow is my day off got sidetracked. give it to me straight is it out or what
Oh
My
God.
Who the frick cares? We've already seen her naked a million times.
Straight men don't get tired of seeing women naked. You must not be a straight man.
I enjoy nude debuts more
This is so fricking surreal, it's uncanny valley
https://www.instagram.com/p/CjBGuaBjj_j/
>AY CARAMBA! I AM SENORITA MARILYN DIOS MIO CABRON!
God I'm gonna beat off so hard to this. SO hard. I'm gonna basically hold my hand still and frick my hand like it's Ana's tight butthole, and when I cum I'm gonna be like "OUUUUOUUUUUUUOUHHHHHH YOU FRICKIN prostitute I'LL FRICKIN KILL YOU OUUUUUUOOOHHHHHHH"
Blonde.2022.2160p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.HDR.H.265-EVO
Blonde.2022.2160p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.HDR.H.265-EVO
Blonde.2022.2160p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.HDR.H.265-EVO
it's up
>Blonde.2022.2160p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.HDR.H.265-EVO
No, it isnt you lying homosexual.
what the absolute frick it's literally not on Netflix
>12am PT
>3am ET
since fricking when has something ever been released on pacific time? I'm not staying up until 3... well I am but I'm not staying up until the end of that what the frick man. I'll just watch You and drink more frick that noise
HOW MUCH LONGER
FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK
oh my god its actually fricking real
>coomerkino gets delayed forever
Its It's over.
THATS IT IM NEVER TORRENTING FROM NETFLIX AGAIN
Yeah, right. A platform that didnt have a problem with streaming a film blatantly sexualizing small kids (Cuties) now would have a problem with a film about an adult woman getting naked and doing adult stuff. It's even better for the platform that the film is sparking a lot of controversy, because it's the good kind of controversy.
fricking hell, i bought 10 cases of tissue boxes for this movie and it gets delayed
>postposting
>waited for this day
>have a cyst on my dick
It’s been 4 days now and while I’ve drained it, it’s not fully gone. Whatever, I’m going to wank even if it hurts a bit. That’s the sacrifice that I must make.
It's been delayed, dude.
>expecting anyone to fall for that b8
Dubs and Netflix cucks out and removes all the good shit at the last minute.
I would tongue punch Ana's fart box.
Really? How come?
>blowjob.. por favor..
Where are they
Where are they
Where are they
Where are they
Where are they
Where are they
The kino that will save Cinemaphile
Where be the webms?
30 minutes
TELL ME ABOUT JELL-O ON SPRINGS
I hope RARBG is among the first to get the upload, bros.
Aight fellas
I'm up.
My dick is up.
Is Blonde up?
you've got 27 minutes left lad lol keep ya dick down
i'm going to be the first to coom to this movie, going to immedialy skip to the nekkid scenes and jerk off as fast as i can
Ill race you, make a post when you bust
Also my plan. I'm not sitting through an hour of bullshit just to cum. Fast forwarding until we get to an abortion scene then it's jerkin' time.
I jerked off to ana de armas yesterday and I plan on doing the same today
Man, she's hot. Too bad about the blue hair and the fact that she's dressed like a moron
I date heavier women, too, but mostly because I'm attracted to women who are 6ft+. Snoo snoo all the way.
I'm 34 you homosexual, wanna talk about Whitewater? Do you even remember what that was?
>I'm 34 you homosexual, wanna talk about Whitewater? Do you even remember what that was?
Are you Hillary Clinton? Will you kill me like Vince Foster if I say yes?
I only kill pussy, my dude.
Did the povertyball player get hit in the nuts? I got hit in the nuts playing flag football years ago and it hurt like frick. I pissed blood for a couple days.
Honestly I kinda wish that povertyballer was trans, because that would be the most hilarious way to deal with dudes in chick sports. Just kick 'em in the nuts.
Yeah yeah yeah superman III, office space. Both good movies. I'm more into IoT hacking because it's easy to stack smash a 16 bit microcontroller that some moron allowed to open their front door. But I'm white hat. Strictly legal. And I'm not a hacker, shut up, I just write specification.
>all those empty seats
Is there any source for it when it actually releases?
In less than 15 minutes. Midnight PST
I work in investment banking so I'm up anyways, might as well throw this shit in the background.
based lotus owner materialistic coomer anon
I work a lot - let me enjoy my money.
I bought that car with my part of bonus kek
bro i'm not mad I meant it when I said you were based. Lotuses are pretty much exclusively owned by cool slightly weird dudes.
My bonus last year was $250. Thanks Covid.
heh. i write the specification to make sure that your critical systems don't just immediately lose billions of dollars.
You should write code that siphons off every fraction-of-a-penny amount and puts it in a separate account that only you have access to.
Curious - how does that work?
For reference I don't work in sales & trading.
I live in a nice area.
Dang that hurts anon - what's your line of work?
Hell yeah dude, I work in my bank's tech coverage group so we're a little bit weird
In-house workers comp insurance law. Got $9000 the year before than, which is 10% of my salary. I'm not American for reference.
Okay, so a critical system is one which, if failed, will result in
>a bunch of lives lost
and/or
>a ton of money disappearing
So the specification for the code which "runs" said systems has to be very tight, s in mathematically proven. That's why things like Miranda (higher order logic) and Coq/Gallina (calculus of inductive constructions) are used to create frameworks for the code so that it literally cannot fail - proven down to the binary - unless the machinery actually fails, which is usually unlikely for these use cases due to redundancy and security. What keeps wall street chugging along, what makes train systems not crash, is pure math. It pays a lot of fricking money but if you somehow manage to screw it up, you have blood on your hands. It's important work, but it's also stressful in a lot of ways, and it's definitely not a code monkey job. It's what I do with my PhD because I don't like teaching.
Do you work for a bulge bracket?
And is this specifically under the Investment Bank umbrella or is it Corporate?
With a fancy car you can get robbed anywhere you want.
It's Cooming time!
first person to post pussy wins nothing but I'll get to cum so thank you
May I watch?
WHY is a Hispanic playing Marilyn???
IT'S UP AND SO IS MY wiener
SPONSORED BY PLAN B BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE SO MANY DUDES FRICK b***hES
Here's one
me on the right
this looks like a mid tier nude from a "shouldn't share" thread. 4/10
Yeah, nudes like those are boring
Dude porn has rotted your brain
Damn…. I forgot Ana’s breasts are fricking pathetic coombros…
so gay
Left tiddy is fine but right is melting
... ok i no longer want to watch this. those are tragic breasts. how did eli roth make them look so good?
Lighting and angles ... like 95% of everything else on camera.
That's supposed to be JFK? What the frick?
these are amazing breasts, y'all are queers
it's coomers staying up to see this movie the instant it comes out. of course their brains are melted by porn
Porn only causes brain rot if you become an addict and get on the hedonic treadmill towards freakier and freakier shit, which is what I did. I can't even get hard unless it's two women with DDD breasts in latex.
no, they really aren't. and we've seen them before, plenty of times. they just look like extra shit in this so yes, ADA has hit the wall. oh well. it's like when alison brie got her breasts out and they were all banged up
based quincy
kek, because she isn't white, that's why
Look at anything from Knock Knock, those are amazing, dem breasts are getting sad be real
It’s been two minutes paypigs!! Why haven’t you posted anything yet ?!?!
Promising start
#CoomingTime
It’s time…
>immediately shows the prostitute's father abandoned her
lolololol based Netflix
blowjob scene around 2 hours 15 minutes is hot as frick
This homie just skipping to the end lmao
just looking for nude scenes and saw her giving head. no actual dick but very suggestive
Almost skimmed thru the movie and barely any nudes so far, just some sex scenes like this one. Her giving jfk a bj
I just realized that i actually dont like Ana de Armas. I will have to switch to some real porn.
Goddamn I love Nick Cave's score
Now the picture of dad is talking to her
Post torrent.
Boring, couldn't coom.
"Stop squirming like a little snake needing to pee"
i predict a lot of webms of her giving JFK head on here. hottest part of the movie from skimming
>the movie has a paranormal activity scene
Lmao
THE OWLS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM
>those veins
oh wow. this movie is going to be coomageddon. we were promised so much... and instead we get a pancake breakfast
She hyped this shit acting like a b***h to the coombros but she looks so average in here, Knock Knock was her peak no doubt about it
Need webms of the rape scerne
he grabs her mouth and it then cuts to black... coombros... we were robbed
>this made men coom themselves in the 50s
Imagine liking anything under an I cup.
ok she looks better here but why are her nipples so much darker and sadder than in all her other topless scenes?
Why does she have asian nipples? Lol
vegana pov was like 2 secs of it getting opened with a speculum?
Naked mom tries to drown naked 10 year old Marilyn at 11:50
excuse me what the frick
have a nice day
I'll bear that in mind
Reminder that this is what JFK looked like, and that declassified CIA documents about his health revealed that he needed help getting onto Air Force 1 because of back injuries from the war, and that he was on antipsychotic medication during the Cuban Missle Crisis, and that he did far more than Eisenhower in getting us into Vietnam to the point where it really was his war and not Johnson's. JFK was a dickhead
Jesus, Ivan. Imagine seething for 60 years.
Nicca are you really gonna try to Le Russian Hacker me over the fricking Vietnam War? The hell is wrong with you braindead western liberal democrats?
Johnson literally sent 1000x the amount of troops that JFK had there before he got domed.
No, JFK expanded the shit out of that war, tried to prop up Diem and his dumbass sister-in-law, continued everything that Ike did up to and including sending the first troops in there. It was Kennedy's war. Johnson got the blame, expanded it more. Nixon had le secret plan, and expanded it EVEN MORE by bombing Cambodia, and lying about it, but guess was else Nixon did? He ended it.
>this is what jfk looked like
Better than the average 43 year old today? What was your point with this statement?
Idk I'm not fricking gay so maybe he looks good to you, but he doesn't look like the Archie that they cast as him in Blonde by a mile.
Judging another mans appearance makes you feel gay? Why is that anon?
>hehehehehhheh i'll just call him gay
>i bet he wants to frick spiders too
Use your eyes, anon. JFK irl looks nothing like the guy they cast.
right wing babbies like to cry and seethe whenever they can. homosexual is literally sperging out in a coomer thread
The frick makes you think I'm right wing? What, everyone who doesn't agree with you is a conservative? I'm probably so far on the fricking left from you that you can't even see me
>waah waah waah i'm a western liberal democrat
>everyone i don't like is a conservative
>i have no idea how politics work
Hey homosexual, read some Arne Naess, some Bob Black, maybe some Ted Kaczynski, maybe some Henry David Thoreau, maybe some Wolfi Landstreicher and then come back and b***h about how great it is to attempt to impose moral standards on other nations. You support racism and imperialism. Go frick yourself.
Marilyn's breasts weren't so hot in real life
>Black person turning down a blonde
Yeah sure.
rarbg has it
thanks for the heads up.
cant find, help?
C'mon, dont be lazy, this is one of the torrents:
https :// rarbgweb.org/torrent/qrlgtd6
Don't help the copyright troll
my third world tier internet it going to take an hour to download 3gigs lol. frick me. thanks lads
meh. i'll wait for the Hevc file
Bullet Train worth a watch?
Definitely a fun popcorn flick
Why are people being mean about hee chest? Looks nice to me.
They are coomers and gays. Ana de Armas is a 10/10.
Good takedown. Blames the novelist as well as the filmmakers, who all deserve it. Can you all not see that they're trying to destroy any positive feelings about all traditional American icons? It's all part of the same subversive, globalist agenda.
https://nypost.com/2022/09/27/blonde-review-netflixs-bogus-marilyn-movie-a-cruel-slog/
some anon out there is racing against time to get a clip of the blowjob moment uploaded here or to reddit before someone else
You underestimate the laziness of Cinemaphile
This frame is a close up of her sucking jfks wiener lmao
Inordinate amounts of naked 10 year old on this, which is disturbing af
Also some top tier naked drunk psycho MILF early on
>Inordinate amounts of naked 10 year old on this
NOW WE ARE TALKING! WOOOOOHHHH
What a rollercoaster. The coomers were expecting top tier Ana De Armas breasts, only to be disappointed by them looking like they just popped out of a microwave. But surprise, it's actually dicky kino. What a ride. I can't wait to not watch this
>Inordinate amounts of naked 10 year old
I was interested in the film already anon, but now in a different way
this is a coomer thread
stop talking about Vietnam you absolute homosexuals
We need to bring back orphanariums because apparently they make top tier bawds
First Ana de Armas nudity is at 17:15
WHERE IS IT
Scroll up in the thread to see all the nude scenes in the movie. The rest is just her being raped or having sex in clothes/doesn't show anything
is this nc17 just cuz of UUOOHH? doesnt seem to warrant it otherwise
It's NC-17 because of #MeToo and industry hoes being mad about nude scenes.
It's substantially tamer than tons of R rated coomer movies from the past. It's not even close to Basic Instict, for example.
Feminazis screeched about wanting sexual freedom for 40 years; now they all want to wear burkas.
The MPAA doesn't give a shit about any of that. Quit being so moronic. I'm going to take a guess that it's the abortion shit that bumped up the rating.
You are moronic as frick if you think #MeToo politics hasn't gotten into the MPAA rating system.
but women LOOOVEEE abortions, why would that matter
I'll just wait for the 4k torrent and watch it later, it better be dicky
Ana looks rough as shit. They should have shot it with soft focus/low definition like Star Trek: TOS.
Ana gets casting-couched at 19:20 but no nudity. Just her face as some Hollywood israelite ruts into her from behind.
she's so cute
shame she can't act
>shame she can't act
Neither could Marilyn Monroe
There are very few actresses who can, the number is even smaller if we talk about beautiful actresses who can act.
>have 1tb/s internet
>it still downloads at 2mb/s
we really need something better than torrents
>sexy b***h flaunts her sexiness for money for fame
>gets mad when dudes want to frick her
lol this movie Names The Roast bigtime
So all this hype, AND WE DON"T EVEN GET TO SEE FULL NUDES???!!!
>WE DON"T EVEN GET TO SEE FULL NUDES???!!!
You can see her drunk sloppy mom full frontal around 15:00
I absolutely love it how the internet and torrenting have democratized entertainment. Frick Netflix. Frick Amazon Prime. Frick Cable and most importantly, FRICK THEATERS.
>me on the left
this is the slowest torrent of all time
frick you netflix
*ATTENTION*
*STARFISH SHOWN*
ANA SHOWS STARFISH AT 32:41!!
why are people talking about their cars and jobs in this thread?