This shit happened all the time in 60s batman tv show and they would always resolve it by having alfred double as batman so bruce and batman could be in the same room shaking hands or whatever while the snivelling moron who trying to expose them looks on in complete disbelief.
Forget that, the accent alone and the fact a frail old man is wearing the costume would be painfully obvious it's just Bruce and his British butler fricking around
Thisbstory didnt make any fricking sense. You burned an entire forest down to find one israeliteel thief?
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It didn't even make sense in the context of the story, he claimed the bandit was a crazy person just doing it for fun. But he admits he was bribing the leaders to sell out their own people, the bandit had a reason to throw away this corrupting influence. He was in the right.
There must have been a hundred people who designed and built the Tumbler and none of them were like "That's the truck we made for Wayne!"
>There must have been a hundred people who designed and built the Tumbler
they were all sent on a trip to belize
>company makes industrial and military equipment
>accountant is shocked when he finds out they are making industrial and military equipment
>grease monkeys are moronic
oh wow
One stole your girl
Actually it was built by slaves that the Waynes skimmed from the Underground Railroad.
>I want... 1 dollar... right now
What the frick was he thinking?
>I want Bruce Wayne's sloppy seconds
He panicked and lowballed first
Honestly, that would've made the movie better.
>Let me get this straight. You are asking a black man to be a source of support when you know there are Newports sold all over this city?
>if Batman beats me up or kills me my testament is going to reveal who he is
How would Morgan Freeman respond?
make up strories about reese being delusional, and also a heavy drinker on the job
pretty easy
By threatening his family.
just one guy with no evidence? can't do shit
This shit happened all the time in 60s batman tv show and they would always resolve it by having alfred double as batman so bruce and batman could be in the same room shaking hands or whatever while the snivelling moron who trying to expose them looks on in complete disbelief.
And nobody questions why batman has a moustache now?
Or did 60's tvshow alfred not have a moustache?
He did but I think he shaved it off when doubling.
At least it's better then that macron or macaroni bullshit from the gay as frick harley quinn show.
Forget that, the accent alone and the fact a frail old man is wearing the costume would be painfully obvious it's just Bruce and his British butler fricking around
He keeps it but nobody notices because it's a comedy
so much sovl
>christopher nolan never had Michael Caine suit up to save Christian bale
what a missed opportunity.
>a prostate the soize of a tangerine
They hinted at Michael Caine being this secret badass and then gave him less to do than any other Alfred, even the Alfred of the cliffhanger serials.
>A long time ago I was in Burma, and long story short I burned a man alive for stealing my israeliteels
>And that's how I became a Butler
Thisbstory didnt make any fricking sense. You burned an entire forest down to find one israeliteel thief?
It didn't even make sense in the context of the story, he claimed the bandit was a crazy person just doing it for fun. But he admits he was bribing the leaders to sell out their own people, the bandit had a reason to throw away this corrupting influence. He was in the right.
>Here comes the batgas
Holy soul
>*BRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPP*
>Arbat macht frei
>Here comes the batgas!
why didnìt fox just pay him
>destroys Gondor with one audit
>> Casually walks through the Black gate
Mouth of the IRS
World's dumbest character. Bad form, Nolan.
Audit billionaires?
Can he do Leslie Wexner next?
No accountant would ever take monthly payments over a lump sum.
Do we really need two threads on a minor character with less than 5 minutes screen time?
I want.... a thread for this minor character... every day for the rest of my life...
I read somewhere he was going to be The Riddler at one point
That would be cool having riddles made up over Wayne Enterprises balance sheet
I want to go to Hong Kong.