>blows up tank with mini-rocket. >jobs to stronger than average human punch

>blows up tank with mini-rocket
>jobs to stronger than average human punch

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Iron Man 1 is so different than what the MCU became I just consider it its own standalone movie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What I want to know is why they changed it from being a mechanical suit where he physically puts it on and you can hear the machines whirring as he moves, to magic nanotechnology where it just appears on him? Do people actually think that's cooler?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's pretty cool though I prefer the more mechanical type suit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has nano tech in some of the comics but I think they just did it so when stark was in space it could repair with out access to his spare parts.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has nano tech in some of the comics but I think they just did it so when stark was in space it could repair with out access to his spare parts.

        >just did it so when stark was in space it could repair with out access to his spare parts.

        [...]

        >he's fighting gods and aliens and titans and whatever else a regular metal suit wasn't going to cut it, he needed science equivalent of magic to keep up.

        all the above is correct

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's pretty cool though I prefer the more mechanical type suit

        it looks so bad, looks like a video game where you swap weapons and it just spawns into your hand

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        RDJ got tired of wearing the suit and just wanted to wear mocap pjs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's obvious that RDJ didn't like the fact that Thor and Cap could just fight but Tony had to rely on gadgets, so they basically made him a superhero.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          dumb take

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      Even Iron Man 2 is leaps and bounds way more cartoony and sci-fi and loses the relatively grounded world and human centre that this movie had. It's like if you followed Dr. No immediately with Moonraker.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, although Rourke was kino.

        I want the MCU that actually built off iron man 1s world.

        If Disney didn't buy it, the MCU would have been kino.
        RDJ as Iron Man
        Norton as Hulk
        Brad Pitt as Thor
        Scarlet can stay as BW
        someone else other than the most reddit frick alive as Captain America
        maybe actually add in Wasp and Ant-Man and not BW and Hawkeye

        it could have been kino.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, but it's still better than 3.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How would you have done part 3?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Either properly tackle the alcoholism angle and not just subtle allusions to PTSD or go the rogue A.I. route ala Hypervelocity. Maybe a combination of both, but it might be too dark for the MCU.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Demon in a Bottle was Iron Man 2, you dipshit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Properly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fippy bippy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want the MCU that actually built off iron man 1s world.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Paramount Avengers, directed by Jon Favreau, along with Edward Norton Hulk

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wanted an MCU that focused on just a few main characters and took risks and did cool stuff with them. Not 100 characters and doing generic boring shit with them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's pre-integration into MCU and kevin feige ain't got big hands in iron man 1

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We had it so good back then bros.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    me n my fatha luv iron man 1
    wish we got that ant man movie too

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ok, now go make another movie like Iron Man 1, dumbfrick

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cptn America tries to punch the iron man
    >Ironman shoots a arm rocket at the Captain
    >he frickgin exsplodes everywere

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jobs

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And that's why people like Frank Castle and Spiderman and cute Superman and street level Batman. Superheroes get stale when they're killing gods and shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superheroes are best when they're saving lives directly, as opposed to consequentially.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The entirety of Marvel phase 1 pre Disney was actually pretty kino and felt like real movies with a soul. It's when the ZOG machine came in and Feige got involved, that things became so gay.

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