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  1. 5 months ago
    sage

    i dont like the whole 3D colored as 2D sold as anime style. it's okay here and there, but this show is where I draw the line.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >KINO
    imagine how much better this board would be if every person that used this word got perma banned

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      seething little troony go back to your bunker

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is actually WMAF kino. Yes it's about a halfie chick on a mission to kill white men but you only see her kill japs and she spares her first white target when she finally meets him (it's also heavily implied they will hook up by the second season). Also despite there being only one white male this season, he's by far the smartest and most interesting character in the show. Since the season ends with the MC going to London, we can expect to see more and that's when the story will probably really take off. The creators are also a white male/asian female power couple so you know the writing is in good hands.

    They could've made her a Mary Sue lesbian but instead they made her a delicious straight tomboy who is ENHANCED by her white blood. You don't even have to take my word for it, Drinker himself recommended it:

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's also heavily implied they will hook up by the second season
      schizo moment

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are mentally unwell

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't you warch the show? she kills the first white guy and tattoos her arm with a 1/4 mark. fowler was the second guy and she spares him since he might lead her to the other two. this is a major plot point.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the frick do I care what some homosexual youtuber thinks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Merry Christmas tv

      lmfaooooo this shitty artstyle

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This is actually WMAF kino
      Considering this was made by a white/asian IRL couple who based the show off their hapa daughter, no shit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >white
        Jew, which explains the rampant degeneracy but I admired their total lack of restraint with sexual content, over the top violence and Mizu's absurdly miserable life.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That scene where she overpowered her husband and kissed him was soo fricking hot

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And then he gets mad about it like the fat b***h he is instead of having an awesome Amazon wife to live in the country with and raise crazy strong warrior kids with

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's so she can hook up with a superior white guy who can appreciate her better.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what if we make samurai champloo for gay people

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Theres more gay people in samurai champloo than this show

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how the gender-identiy / sexual orientation of the characters, as well as the typical woke-points always spoil every characters story arc.

    Huh, I wonder if this straight male will turn out to be some kind of villain or traitor?
    OF COURSE he will!
    I wonder if this other straight male will turn out to be evil?
    No! Because he scores woke points by being some kind of cripple.
    Oh, this one straight male is such an butthole!
    Don't worry, friend! He realizes that he is actually bi-sexual and because of that, his male sin is redeemed and he is now a good guy.
    If you are familiar with woke writing and / or narrative-marxism, you will instantly know where the story / individual story arcs are going.
    Also, Mizu is not a Mary Sue, you see - that one episode had a little training montage, so that means she EARNED her skills. Checkmate, chuds.
    By the end of the show / over the last 2 episodes or so - I was laughing hysterically because any semblence of suspension of disbelief was out the window.
    The last scene has her sailing to London - with a single boat and a crew of 3 people. Yea, good luck on your journey around the world....
    Can't wait for the 2nd season to have 17th century London filled to the brim with blacks.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jfc you have rabies. Go outside

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Give me one (1) example character in the show to whom what I said does not apply.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          None of their character arcs are ruined. Thsts your brain fever being incapable of watching the story without being clouded by idpol. Ringo is annoying but hes a foil to mizu since theyre both ostracized freaks but ringo didnt turn into a psycho killer with no humanity. Theres not a single gay character in the show except heiji shindo but hes not even a gay hes a twisted sadist. All the arcs are earned and if it was a guy you wouldn’t be pissing and shitting your pants over a training montage
          >b b but women arent that string
          No fricking shit. Did you think john wick and rambo first blood were based on true stories? Youre fricking moronic and you need to get the frick off this board. You dont give a shit about tv or movies

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I see, so you can't name even a single character. I accept your concession.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              literally all of the characters moron. none of your points were even based on anything that happened in the show. you didnt even watch it. the entire purpose of your existence is as a cautionary tale for better men to not become a hateful cretin.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                NONE of the female characters are evil.
                ALL of the male characters are some kind of evil - unless they earn woke points by being crippled or not being straight. There are no exceptions to this rule in this show.
                And you still did not name even 1 single character and instead falsely proclaimed, without evidence, that I am wrong.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NONE of the female characters are evil.
                Mizu's mother.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That wasn't her mother
                Also, there is a difference between being a little grumpy and being evil.
                It was very obviously her straight male husband who commited the sind of being in a heteronormative relationship who betrayed her.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They both betrayed her.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The closest thing to female characters being "evil" are the 2 servants of Akemi's, due to their Schadenfreude - and the Shogun's wife, who is displays a bit of harmless sadism - but she instantly stops after being told to stop.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NONE of the female characters are evil.
                Mizu's mother.

                And mizu. And whatever the frick her name was, the prissy girl. They spend an entire episode talking about what an entitled c**t she is

                Also, exactly 3 male characters are evil. The only one thats kinda gay is whats her names dad. He’s literally just evil completely out of nowhere because muh misogyny. Thats literally it. Youre really just illustrating how moronic you are at this point

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shogun's wife is very clearly evil

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am actually worried that next season theyre gonna reveal that shes the real man in charge and thet shogun was basically her puppet and all the hazing was seeing akemi could hack it. Would be kinda gay but thats what the ending looked like it was setting up to me

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They will abandon the japan setting entirely. None of the characters, except Mizu and the white villain guy, will appear again. The new setting is 17th century London and it will be filled with blacks because Europe has always been diverse and has always had 75%+ non-white people living in it. The past you chuds think was so much better never existed.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want to laugh at this but all I can do is stare in horror because its so plausible

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of course it is - and Mizus new love interest will be powerful black kang called Jonathan Johnson Blackshaft, more commonly known by his alias: The Bullge.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                3 of the 5 returning characters are still in nipland. its not getting abandoned. itll be branched stories

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                schizophrenia

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's really funny how gays like you would have zero problems with the show if Mizu were a guy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was written to be a guy, but then made a girl as a last second decision, so that the showrunners / writers could have toxic masculinity in the show while avoiding accusations of sexism and toxic masculinity.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh no...
          stop being a little b***h

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am not, I was merely relaying some factual information to you.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              so my point still stands, you just hate female characters.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt anyone exists who genuinely hates female characters.
                Also, George Takei's character is the reverse. A female character who was re-designed into a man in the last second.
                In one scene he even refers to himself as the princesses mother. I guess they forgot to re-write the script / dialogue after they changed the character's sex.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mizu is written like a man
        >but the character is a woman
        >gee why wouldn't we have problems if it was a man

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some of the things she does would destroy my suspension of disbelief, even if she was a man lol.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was fine with it. Even being a half white women should mean that she is a better swordsman than the best nip

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          My point is that you can watch a hundred action movies where men do insane unrealistic shit and you're fine with it but the moment it's done by a woman it becomes a problem.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are far to many exceptions / popular female characters for your statement to have any merit or truth to it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What exceptions?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wonder Woman (1), Lara Croft, (Pre-Reboot) Mortal Kombat girls, Julie Strain, The Bride in Kill bill, etc. - just to name the first that come to mind.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                then why is it a problem in this show?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is not.
                See

                Some of the things she does would destroy my suspension of disbelief, even if she was a man lol.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because the idea that a woman is stronger than a man without having magic powers puts people in a suspended state of belief.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can't wait for the 2nd season to have 17th century London filled to the brim with blacks
      And Pakis/Indians and Arabs.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course it is - and Mizus new love interest will be powerful black kang called Jonathan Johnson Blackshaft, more commonly known by his alias: The Bullge.

        I hate white liberals

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          reason why they leave out south africa in this is because there are almost 5 million whites living there today, nearly twice the amount of black people that live in london

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >native People living in there homeland is the same as invaders living on welfare in foreign nations

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              leave it to the esl to come up with a coherent argument

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fowler is a based degenerate who always comes off best in every conversation and enjoys a cheeky prostate massage.

      His motives are better than the protagonist, and he'll definitely get his redemption arc in series 2.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >enjoys a cheeky prostate massage.
        That was just the israeli writer expressing his loxist hatred towards a white man.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >enjoys a cheeky prostate massage.
            That was just the israeli writer expressing his loxist hatred towards a white man.

            He didn't say 'stop'.

            Dude is just a coomer, he has a basement full of the corpses of his bastards.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"Good" Characters are sexually pure and only engage in monogamous marital sex
              >"Bad" Characters are promiscolous and degernate
              Its all framing and brainwashing

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Firstly that's a good thing.

                Secondly, not true because Akemi is a prostitute and Fowler:
                >has all the best dialog including kino monologue
                >fathers the protagonist and still manages to have sexual tension with her
                >shoots the shogun in the face
                >survives despite the series literally being about killing him, will reframe the narrative in season 2

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>has all the best dialog including kino monologue
                Ture
                the protagonist and still manages to have sexual tension with her
                Didn't he say in the final battle, when he realises Mizu is a woman, that he thinks she might be (someone elses) offspring?
                the shogun in the face
                Based as hell and only shows his understanding of the japanese culture and court norms, great moment
                despite the series literally being about killing him, will reframe the narrative in season 2
                thats honestly just lazy writing

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >seething hapa freak and her israelite husband make race-mixing propaganda
    imagine watching this shit lmao

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was OK but it feels like the poor's man version of samurai champloo, the premise is very similar. Also didnt help that the main character looks A LOT like Jin.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're ill
    depressed
    take your meds
    it's uttershit
    go away, nightmare

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hate how popular this style of animation is now, the new Disney movie uses it too, a lot of the Netflix originals have it. it looks really cheap

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >put it on
    >badass woman slicing steel with a butter knife
    >turn it off
    I have never had sex

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >netflix
    >girlboss on cover
    Let me guess, she has to kill white guys who wronged her somehow. No, i dont think ill waste my time on that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she has to kill white guys
      Yes
      >who wronged her somehow
      She wants to kill them for daring to impregnate her mother, causing in her birth. She hates white people - her self-hatred (due to being half white) is what compells her to kill anyone who could be her father.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine a half black guy going around killing all black men because one might be his father... you'd creaming yourself over it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The israeli writer of this story, Michael Grün, sure creamed himself over the idea of killing white people.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the writer of BR2049
            yeah im thinking its kino

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Merry Christmas tv

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Classic western female character design.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        but she's clearly an eastern female

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know exactly what I mean.
          They deliberately designed her in a way that would be achievable for a trans-woman - because actual, feminine beauty is sexist - at least in the eyes of the israeli writers and showrunners.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no trannies in show
            >seethes about trannies anyway
            this troony obsession of yours isnt healthy

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know exactly what I mean.
          They deliberately designed her in a way that would be achievable for a trans-woman - because actual, feminine beauty is sexist - at least in the eyes of the israeli writers and showrunners.

          >no asian woman is shaped like a flat twig

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll just ignore all the blatant libshit propaganda because shiny moving pictures

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, art is about shiny moving pictures anon. That's the only thing that matters. If that's good I don't give a frick about the politics

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If I ignore the problem surely it will go away

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is a tv board. no one but you cares about your homosexual ‘problem’

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'll just sit on this fence post it's nice and snug up my ass
            gay

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              no fence post here friend. im saying if you roped it would be the best contribution you could possibly hope to make for humanity.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now I know you think that axe wound between your legs is a vegana, but I can assure that it is indeed not

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you literally cannot stop thinking of trannies can you? youre just permanently locked in your own little prison cell filled to the brim with trannies and mangled genitals. embarrassing

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This bullshit deflection
                >Getting this upset
                Think I struck a nerve here lads

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >crying about trannies apropos of nothing post after post
                >oh ho ho theyre so upset.
                this is the part where you say you were being moronic an purpose and how thats somehow supposed to make you smart

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >(No you)
                God your pathetic

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                his pathetic what?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure shiny moving pictures about neo-nazis killing non-whites wouldn't be on your top 10 if it was good

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Maya ErskineasMizu, a femalemixed-raceblue-eyedbushi. Her experiences of discrimination as a mixed-race Japanese woman have left her cold, bitter and vengeful
    Yeah that's the type of samurai shows I like, ones that are more about a woman that is bitter due to her lived experience of discrimination. Sounds fun!

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For 2023 its really fricking good
    But for what writing used too be it fricking garbage compared to stuff from 20-30 years ago.

    >Castle gets taken within an hour with ZERO losses until the last room
    >mc solos like 20 samurai at one point
    >wounds that should take weeks heal in 3 days
    >no scouts or reports of giant armies moving through the country
    >evil guy is a gun enthusiast but somehow also became a sword master as a hobby i guess (wouldnt be so bad if mc didnt literally solo small armies beforehand)

    things i liked
    >strong characters
    >art direction
    >plot
    >world building

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Castle gets taken within an hour with ZERO losses until the last room
      Too bad they have no idea how to strategically secure a building's interior, like they to in the modern military. No, they have the entire army remain in front of the building, only for them to burn to death lol.

      Also, the action scenes when she attacks the castly to try and kill the evil white guy - I owuld not even buy that shit if it were a male character - especially her climbing up the wall while carring someone on her back.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>evil guy is a gun enthusiast but somehow also became a sword master as a hobby i guess
      He's an ubermensch but also states he's spent 10 years learning every Japanese art out of boredom and despises them all.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    eh. ive seen better

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        shame she didnt stay with her people because she knew she'd end up losing them eventually

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Such is the life of an assassin
          The real shame is never getting a proper english release or anime adaptation

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            most good mangas suffer such a fate(fable, cestvs, etc) its always weird when a series skips the anime and just goes straight to live-action adaptation

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >2 mangas
              >2 movies
              >1 PS2 game

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                but never a good anime

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                man this scene was so dope. too bad the cgi made me want to puke

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mfw they turned "that scene" into just a skyscraper falling with sato at the top

                cowards

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ajin is so fricking kino
                I wonder why it still didn't get an anime or live action adaption

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah. why such adaptations dont exist is a mystery to methat i prefer to be kept unsolved

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least she wasn't a b***h. Still she was a super Mary Sue

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This show gets the cyberpunk edge runners or arcane treatment.
    People that don't watch anime see something that Basically steals it's entire identity from Japanese media. Of course they like it. But they would like Japanese animation even more

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      id like anime more if they bothered to improve the writing in any way shape or form. completely stagnant medium that relies on its autistic fanbase to enjoy the same tropes over and over ad nauseum

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        100%
        massive untapped potential, basically everything in the genre is slow, childish, unsophisticated, and doesn't reward close attention

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you should watch anime not aimed at literal teenagers?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks those are that much different
          "adult" anime still has shit writing and tropes.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thinking theres a difference
          Shig

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Edge Runners is Japanese animation.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please recomend some adult animes to me w/o incel bullshit (no isekai / shonen / slice of life)
      Think Ghost in the Shell, Jin-Roh, Hellsing

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gunslinger Girls

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give it to me straight. Is it more “stron independent wahmen” bullshit? Were the character is a mary sue ?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it more “stron independent wahmen” bullshit?
      Not entierly but 50% - Mizu is an expert swordsman by just watching others do forms, beats every professionally trained warriror first try
      >Were the character is a mary sue ?
      Princess Akemi, a girl raised sheltered in the palace, knows how to talk and act like a peasent girl and every man obeys her on first sight, shes also on top of every enemy in the end

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is that not being a fricking Mary sue anon? She beat them on their first try

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          She also gets a beating from time to time and don't always succeed. Also she had SOME form of training and it questions her motivation (to kill all white men in japan)

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            So she wants to kill white men? I wonder how would the media react if it was blacks

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              In japan? Cheerings
              In the eu? Strong words
              In the us? Chimpouts
              In afrika? Noone watches netflixslop in afrika

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          At no point do they try to justfy her actions. Shes an evil nutjob that has many parallels to the big bad, she just happens to be the protagonist

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            And multible people call her out for it

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mizu always just as strong as the plot needs it
    >Princess ist a girlboss who girlbosses her way through everything
    >DUUDDEEE lets copy Kill Bill but not the good party but all the music!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i have no problem with this in any other action movie where a guy is doing the same thing

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I was 10 and watched Last Action Hero? Yes
        Today? No

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm one episode into this. Does it borrow heavily from Samurai Champloo's first episode like it feels like, or do both use confrontations/characters/plot elements common to old samurai movies?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >strong diverse female mc vs evil white men
    no thanks

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this dubbed in japanese. Pretty good felt like a more kino anime

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mog this moron cartoon all the way up to the animation
    >Never talked about or mentioned because shartmerican can't into language barrier

    ?si=DjceDUJPqxgIDBv-

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

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