Blue Eye Samurai

Every able bodied, straight man is evil!
Especially if they dared to procreate in a heteronormative relationship and become a father. That goes doubly if you are an evil, white devil!
- Michael Green, 2023

Why is this show so woke?

Did you like the show, despite everyone involved in it's creation hating you and the main character probably wanting to see you dead IRL?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk and yes it was kino

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw some tiktok clips that seemed cool but the whole first episode where she's stronger than all the dedicated male warriors and somehow nobody clocks her as female was too much for me. You gotta give her magic or something if you're going to have her overpower 20 trained grown ass men

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >somehow nobody clocks her as female
      Clearly she's just ugly.

      >your bones break like a woman's, boy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >somehow nobody clocks her as female
      That is because japan at the time was so based, the mere idea of a crossdresser was utterly alien to them. They would never consider that anyone would ever do something like this. Such a filthy act of degeneracy would not even have crossed their minds.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's irrelevant, if you have fought with a man all your life, you can gauge a female body size or strength very easily. A woman would not be able to cut down so many men even if she was well trained.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're all Asians, and she has superior white blood (it's a real plot point)

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao, have you ever been in a fight with anyone, leave alone a woman? Have you ever been pushed by a man vs a woman?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not that anon - but I am in my late 30s, I have never worked out or done any kind of sport. I work an office job so I don't get anything resembling a workout, ever.
              Last year I did a few rounds of arm wrestling wtih a woman friend of mine. She does work out regularly and has been doing so for years. For a woman, she's in peak condition. I had to give it my all to BARELY win.
              So yes, a trained woman is about as strong as some random, untrained man, in my IRL exp.

              ~HOWEVER, this show is about SWORD fighting. It's not just about raw, physical strength but also technique and stuff.

              I'm pretty sure that a woman much weaker than me could hold herself in a fight against me - IF she were a practicing martial artist.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You must be some kind of pussy, I have beaten the shit out of my intimate partners, without breaking a sweat, on several occasions.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao, there's no contest, you were not trying to harm her. If it was a real fight then the strength difference and the testosterone would have given you a clear advantage. And sword fighting is not just about swinging swords, its also about body weight distribution, swinging strength, agility, its not very different from brawling.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just for context, there are tonnes of youtube videos about same weight class men and women fighters, where the woman is the top or current champion and man is almost 100 or 200 rank and it always ends with men beating the women, and they are supposed to be the same weight btw. This woman mizu beats all the men without any training btw.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >without any training
                You see, tehre was this one training montage, where she is swinging her sword in the air, without a practicing partner, after having observed some random people give some testing swings to the swords they bought from the blind guy - so that means that she worked for it - and because she was not automatically the best at everything - to the point where she can instantly use weapons she admits she has never seen before, on a professional level.
                Not a Mary Sue, chud, checkmate.

                But seriously, apperantly, she is also a master lock-picker. I was expecting a flash back that shows her learning how to pick locks - but no, appearantly she can just do that for no reason.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                She can also do gymnastics and cut a tree and men in half. This is how women think about male sports, swing a sword enough times and you can pretty much beat anyone in a fight, and even more surprising than this is how morons on this board deliberately overlook this and focus on white vs asian, that to me is the most surprising thing about this show. You have morons on youtube recommending this show and completely missing stuff like this, but shitting all over rings of power.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, some of the things she does in episode 6 would destroy my suspension of disbelief, even if she were a trained man instead of a woman.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like climbing a castle wall with a man on her back and a ruined ankle, dozens of wounds and while totally exhausted?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                exactly.
                Even if it were a man I would call bullshit on that one. So obviously, the show figuratively telling you explicitily that you should not expect any sembblence of realism.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                And going on a revenge mission to kill a father you have never seen while killing dozens of men in the process and justifying this as a means to an end. She just woke up one day, quit being a blacksmith and started killing people because the father abandoned her lmao. Even shounen has children with better more realistic motivation than this.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >because the father abandoned her
                No, that is not her reasoning. He wants to kill her father because he dared fathering an abomination like her at all.
                According to her own logic, it would make more sense if she just killed herself.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair the world would be a better place if absentee fathers were hunted down by the kids they abandon.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                If only women had the foresight of choosing better men to lie with. Its her body and her choice, so men are not responsible for that. If you can abort a baby, then a man should be also be allowed to abandon it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, that's classic Nippon samurai shit.
                Every single samurai mc in their film/series is capable to pull that kind of shit. Compare her to kenshin and the others, and she is basically a scrub in samurai's BS .

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The difference is that, anime is consistent, it shows you how someone gets their powers and how others also have that power. This show rides on her exceptionality by definition, it shoves that down your throat without actually showing it to you. We see how hard goku and vegeta train, we get their origins, etc, training is a huge part of shounen anime, in this show, training is done in 15 minutes, there is no struggle or realism to that, its just a single flashback.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You give the fairer sex too much credit and undercut our own. Why?
                Did it not occur to you that your example was undermining your point?
                How do you fail so hard at common sense logic?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >your example was undermining your point?
                You mean because the men she fights are not random people but trained swordsmen?
                I admit, I might have phrased it sub-optimally - but I was agreeing with

                That's irrelevant, if you have fought with a man all your life, you can gauge a female body size or strength very easily. A woman would not be able to cut down so many men even if she was well trained.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The best and most believable movie in terms of woman VS man fight scenes has to be "The Princess".

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i laughed, thank you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention that fact that a pureblood Japanese woman can’t have a blue eyed child.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You aren't white you're a mutt

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >See thread about show
    >Enter thread
    >Fat sweaty virgins talking about how good they are at beating up women and giving sword advice
    Kek this fricking place

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I boxed a girl with one hand tied behind my back before. Beat the shit out of her

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, only I didn’t need to keep one hand behind my back.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    /misc/ has actually given you brain rot

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