Blue Eye Samurai

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black samurai has no chance.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fowler was just the best piece of shit you could ask for in an antagonist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fowler was great!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do love how Mizu can basically be summed up with "I lived, b***h" with how she gets her shit constantly rocked

      Can't imagine my delight when I realized he was surviving the season, contrivances of the final fight aside. Hopefully they don't frick up his character later

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love a woman who can kick my ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oh no my adorable, frickable wife can also kill a man if she felt so inclined
      >there she is, officer! take her away!
      It must be difficult, living with balls that shriveled. Probably itches alot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the face she gives before sucking the moisture off your sweaty nutsack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Old man past his prime decides to settle down with a halfie because he has nothing else going for him
      >"Oh shit she's actually wife-material oh my god this is great!"
      >Get into a playful sparring match
      >She out-fricking-skills you
      >"EW FRICKING MUTT GO AWAY MONSTER, OFFICERS! ARREST MY COMPETENT HOT WIFE!"

      Buffoonery, utter buffoonery

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I get that they needed him to betray her as part of her backstory, but the way they did it was real dumb. He was the most progressive dude in feudal japan until suddenly he's not.
        They should have used his desire to redeem himself to his lord as his motivation.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't gotten around to it just yet so I'm not ready to talk about it, sorry

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was good but I really don't have all that much to say about it. The fights and visuals were excellent, the characters and mysteries are decent even if I really didn't give a shit about a couple of them.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man I just hope they don’t cave to the yurigays.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick are you talking about

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is a loud obnoxious minority that wants mizu and akemi to get together.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay
          They're stupid but it's even more stupid to panic over it when not one whit has been given in the show towards the idea

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            True. Idk I’m just paranoid with this show being on Netflix. They do stupid shit all the time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mizu's gonna cuck akemi

          Fowler was great!

          True, he was based and I'm glad he lived

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nonsense, this is a situation where I'd be genuinely flabbergasted by a /u/ endgame
          They're 110% setting up Mizu and Taigen

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >not mizu and Fowler after they bond through murdering hundreds of engl*sh bastards

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That would be too damn based. Netflix would never allow it
              Probably the (more) reasonable shitpost development would be the two developing mutual respect and care for each other and he becomes something of another father figure

              Just picture the bants he could teach her

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Just picture the bants he could teach her
                Mizu & fowler roadtrip is going to carry the next season

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can't actually convince myself they'll make it to Europe, the story seems unable to function that way
                For starters, you're removing the MC from literally the rest of the cast introduced in the prior series except Fowler. Maybe Akemi can function in a vacuum but what the shit is Ringo supposed to do for the months or years Mizu is gonna be away for?
                2. Despite wishful thinking, Fowler and Mizu are still mortal enemies. How is she supposed to keep control of him long term?
                3/2.5. What is Mizu supposed to actually do when she reaches London? She'll speak none of the language, have no geographical or cultural knowledge, and lack any allies or resources. She'd HAVE to depend on Fowler for communication, navigation, etc. and how can we expect Fowler to not use that to his advantage? I'm less saying that the complicated situation is unfeasible, just that it seems TOO complicated for the writers to handle

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I really really want them to go to England, I wanna see the English civil war or the restoration,

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I goon so hard when she was naked

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't care for the brothel hag. Season needed more akemi feet scenes

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Protagonists getting their trusty weapon broken is always instant kino

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