>Muh monogamy >Muh happy relationship >Muh good parenting
Pozzed shit. Wake me up when it tackles realistic issues. Things that happen in every family.
In the episode Helicopter, Winton mentions that his "parents don't live together".
Wendy lives next door but in Sticky Gecko Bluey apparently hasn't seen Judo in ages.
https://mega.nz/folder/QatRhKxJ#LLk2skXroVYtZzXxi1GocA
here you go, moron. it has the highest quality rips of each episode i could find, but it's missing the first three episodes of the season, since i couldn't find them.
>implying Judo doesn't deserve all the love >implying Judo isn't the only one who deserves love
Get with the times, anon. Judo deserves more than you know.
>watch Faceytalk >Stripe and Trixie argue >Bandit just tells Bluey and Bingo to turn the volume off >Muffin and Socks are used to it
Are they gonna divorce soon?
Naw, there's a handhold at the end after Stripe loses his phone to the deep.
Remember they also zoom in on them reconciling and holding hands before the final Muffin chase.
Stripe loves his BBW wife and they probably had perverted make-up sex behind closed doors and soundproof walls that night.
But is the sex worth raising Muffin? That brat's not gonna move out even after she turns into an adult, and nobody sane will marry her. You'll be stuck with her forever.
>nobody sane will marry her
Then call me criminally insane. I would not only marry her so fricking hard, but I would also love the ever-loving frick out of her. Yeah, she might be a little bratty or "conscious of her belongings", but she's probably just a little special or something.
b***h how, it's a 915x469 image so the only reason you can't read it is because you're a phonegayging tardo. Everyone on PC can read it just fine
Protip: Press the three dots at the top right of the screen and then press "View in Desktop mode" you cumrag
Imagine being Stripe in the future, watching your niece Bingo win science fairs and graduate with honors, while Muffin gets expelled and Socks bites a teacher.
Bandit was 10 in the 80s flashback, and Rad is his older brother. Maybe Frisky's younger than the rest of her friends, but there's no indication of that.
>The real speculation is what happened to Bandit's dad? If he's not dead, where is he?
in Bedrooms, Bingo says "goodnight grandpa bob, wherever you are" which implies he passed away and Bingo hasn't quite grasped the concept of death yet
or its just a cheeky in-joke about how he hadn't appeared in so long, who knows
2 years ago
Anonymous
An equally plausible explanation is that he's a Grey Nomad, so Bingo understands that he drives around all the time.
Yeah, like the other anon said, Bandit and his brothers were 10ish in the flashback, which was set in the 80s.
The unknown part is what part of the 80s, but "fan analysis" says late 80s due to a few identifiers within the episode.
There's also the fact that Bandit is practically a soft fursona for Joe Brum, who was born in 1978. It may be coincidence among the member berries, but the latest year it could be set in if the references are more deliberate would be 1988.
Rad is clearly older and we say two or three years based on the core of the models used to make characters of certain age ranges.
What was up with Socks? Baby Bluey and the other kids at her school didn't behave like dogs when they were babies. Then she acts like a normal kid here.
The running theory is that their version of the Terrible Twos is that they act like actual dogs for a year, but I honestly think it's probably just a retcon, like when they had to swap Bingo's car seat out for a more secure one when parents complained it was too simple for a kid her age.
The running theory is that their version of the Terrible Twos is that they act like actual dogs for a year, but I honestly think it's probably just a retcon, like when they had to swap Bingo's car seat out for a more secure one when parents complained it was too simple for a kid her age.
What part?
Terrible twos: IRL, most kids go absolutely bonkers while they're 2 or so, wrecking things, never sitting still, throwing tantrums, eating all kinds of stuff they shouldn't, pulling pets' tails, biting people, whatever, but then mellow out afterwards.
The car seat: in season 1, Bingo was using the same simple car seat as Bluey, a little seat with just the basic seat belt. Some parents complained she was too young for that, so from season 2 on, she uses the full car seat that has like 5 straps that all connect across the chest that's a pain in the dick to strap kids into.
The carseat complaint is bullshit, my daughter has been sitting in a "big" one since she was 3 and a half because she was too tall for the old one. Those 5 point seats have a height and weight limit and the kid is supposed to ride in it until he/she is 3 or starts getting too big, whichever comes last. Sure, a small 4 year old or a very short 5 year old can still fit, but unless you live in some malnourished bugland where people are 5 feet at most, most kids at that age start using the car belt seats.
>Bingo is extremely small though...
Which means she is perfect for cherishing and protecting. Admit it, anon, you want to do that to Bingo as much as I do.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I wanna give her a gun
not a nerf, an actual real gun, just to see what she would do with it
2 years ago
Anonymous
She'd obviously just end up massacring all the dingos she can, just like Dad taught her to do.
2 years ago
Anonymous
ALFIE NOOOOOOOO
2 years ago
Anonymous
speaking of toy guns, are they outlawed in australia? iirc they even outlawed safe things like airsoft and those little firecracker guns that shoot a small harmless amount of gunpowder
i wouldnt be surprised if they outlawed water squirters too
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm pretty sure they're cool with water-based artillery. Doesn't one of the doberman or whatever kids get one in Pass the Parcel?
ALFIE NOOOOOOOO
Bandit spared him, don't worry. Alfie will be "massacred" in a different way.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Probably this.
The carseat complaint is bullshit, my daughter has been sitting in a "big" one since she was 3 and a half because she was too tall for the old one. Those 5 point seats have a height and weight limit and the kid is supposed to ride in it until he/she is 3 or starts getting too big, whichever comes last. Sure, a small 4 year old or a very short 5 year old can still fit, but unless you live in some malnourished bugland where people are 5 feet at most, most kids at that age start using the car belt seats.
Whichever comes last? I don't know about if that's a law but I'd be more afraid of those car seats breaking or being too uncomfortable.
Afaik, they're used because the car belts are too high for then to be actually effective.
Yeah, it's more about size than age. My sister's oldest daughter has been in the top 1% height bracket since forever and she practically shot straight to a booster seat in half the time of any other kids.
What part?
Terrible twos: IRL, most kids go absolutely bonkers while they're 2 or so, wrecking things, never sitting still, throwing tantrums, eating all kinds of stuff they shouldn't, pulling pets' tails, biting people, whatever, but then mellow out afterwards.
The car seat: in season 1, Bingo was using the same simple car seat as Bluey, a little seat with just the basic seat belt. Some parents complained she was too young for that, so from season 2 on, she uses the full car seat that has like 5 straps that all connect across the chest that's a pain in the dick to strap kids into.
Should've put a cone of shame on Socks if she was gonna bite everybody.
You slept on Wissen for that long? I bet you don't think much of Hussie either, huh? Let me tell you, Wonton's been fantastic since at least ص and possibly even ข.
I know that Muffler is only three, but I can't help but be annoyed by her earlier tantrums. It must be difficult being Stryper and Trixter.
That's part of Manson's charm, anon! I really appreciate that they go the extra mile to show that even if she's a bit of a brat, she's got a heart of gold in the end.
Also sort of related to the webm, the Bluey episodes I downloaded from the Mega have subtitles built in, but when I make Webms using Webm Converter (Webm For morons) it doesn't recognize that they are there? Is there an easy way to make them work?
who?
you
Why isn't her sister called Orangey?
Because her name is "Bingo".
Thanks, needed that cringe to pop my back.
DBZ and Naruto I get cause austists and literal children watch them but Jojo now huh....frick
Well to be fair it's Bandit cosplaying Jotaro, and part 3 is core for 30-year-old Boomer types.
>implying they don’t watch Jojo
weebs
>Bandit outlived Shinzo Abe
based
Bandit did his bidding. He got married and had children. Too bad it wasn't for Japan.
jealous of other people's healthy family relationships?
What healthy family relationships? Where? Who are you talking to? Take your meds.
>ten posts in and the schizos and /misc/ are already out in force
Bluey is the one show that isn't that
>Muh monogamy
>Muh happy relationship
>Muh good parenting
Pozzed shit. Wake me up when it tackles realistic issues. Things that happen in every family.
Mad that you don't have a nice family like they have growing up?
Who are they? Cartoon puppies? Meds NOW.
Says the pol gay
>Only /misc/ can be realistic
>how dare you disagree with me, take meds.
Go away robot.
>monogamy
>happiness
>good parenting
Pozzed would be the opposite of those
I can't wait until summer is over. You homosexuals are so obvious.
Unfortunately, this lunatic has been at this for at least a year.
At-least two of the side characters have divorced parents.
Brandy can't have kids.
Not mentioning parents ≠ divorced
Winton and Judo.
Think about it
In the episode Helicopter, Winton mentions that his "parents don't live together".
Wendy lives next door but in Sticky Gecko Bluey apparently hasn't seen Judo in ages.
>At-least two of the side characters have divorced parents.
Wrong.
holy projection batman!
cursed
I would die to protect bluey from the diabolical long nosed pit bulls of the world
Season 1
https://mega.nz/folder/J1IRTCwD#vXFisAx-l8OXpWabAOdMVg
Season 2 p1
https://mega.nz/folder/ADQAHACB#9qC-7SFXyxgIPgkdMGZ8ag
Season 2 p2
https://mega.nz/folder/KvJ3xSwZ#6_fuM4WoGSYcwxoUzkL1aw
Season 3
https://mega.nz/folder/eG4GlJ5Q#wcU27Ms6A1RhOGCwVUdU4w
Shorts
https://mega.nz/folder/s1kUmIqR#L33hRT0apPFCEnU3XWOpDQ
SEASON 3 MEGA ISN'T WORKING FOR ME HELP
Works fine for me.
https://mega.nz/folder/QatRhKxJ#LLk2skXroVYtZzXxi1GocA
here you go, moron. it has the highest quality rips of each episode i could find, but it's missing the first three episodes of the season, since i couldn't find them.
Guys, knock it off.
Abandoned thread
Reminder that Judo does not deserve love.
>implying Judo doesn't deserve all the love
>implying Judo isn't the only one who deserves love
Get with the times, anon. Judo deserves more than you know.
Who can stop him?
>Unstoppable force
Immovable object
I just watched Space and I don't get it
What's not to get?
>Metal Gear Solid Theme intensifies
>That’s my shirt!
>You hardly ever wear it.
Ha!
Oh, are we combining all the dumb Bluey criticisms into one shitpost? I like it, very efficient. You forgot that it was a furry show, though.
I ship calypso x me
That's fine, no one else wants her.
What's wrong with Calypso? I like her enough that I'd date her.
She's a weird middle aged hippy lady. Probably has tons of cats and only eats granola.
She's the only sane character in the show.
Almost everyone is sane, she's a weirdo.
she's unrealistic teacher goals for sure.
I think she also can't get pregnant.
>that tail grab as she sits down
It's the little things. What a cutie.
Hot for teacher?
Now I kind of want to see how they'd make Van Halen look like in the Bluey universe
c'mon down Cinemaphile
But seriously, check for ticks when you got outside, kids
>Pedophilic cartoon
The fandom are pedophiles, not the cartoon itself.
WIthout sound its less funny.
*door slams*
"I thought you loved me!"
Yeah you're absolutely correct.
>watch Faceytalk
>Stripe and Trixie argue
>Bandit just tells Bluey and Bingo to turn the volume off
>Muffin and Socks are used to it
Are they gonna divorce soon?
Naw, there's a handhold at the end after Stripe loses his phone to the deep.
Maybe, but if I were Stripes and I had to raise Muffin and Socks for the next decade and a half, I'd go out for some cigarettes and never come back.
Remember they also zoom in on them reconciling and holding hands before the final Muffin chase.
Stripe loves his BBW wife and they probably had perverted make-up sex behind closed doors and soundproof walls that night.
But is the sex worth raising Muffin? That brat's not gonna move out even after she turns into an adult, and nobody sane will marry her. You'll be stuck with her forever.
>The IS sex worth raising both Muffin and Socks
Ftfy
Socks grew out of her feral state and acts like a well-behaved kid now. Muffin's still a shit.
Okay, to be entirely fair we are judging Muffin on how she acts as a three year old and ONE throwaway line from Camping.
True, but if that one throwaway line is any indication, she might never grow out of it.
She'll just find a beta dog like her daddy to armtwist into marrying her as she evolves into a chunky soccer mum with breasts of steel.
Mackenzie strikes me as a kid who's going to grow up and get interested in wargaming but be too poor to buy miniatures.
Worse. It's about sportball culture and conspicuously omits the riots in NSW that assuredly happened at the end.
>nobody sane will marry her
Then call me criminally insane. I would not only marry her so fricking hard, but I would also love the ever-loving frick out of her. Yeah, she might be a little bratty or "conscious of her belongings", but she's probably just a little special or something.
Hey, Cinemaphile
WE'RE GONNA FLOG YA
Poor Mackenzie.
Was that episode about parents railroading their kids into political parties?
No.
Then what was it?
It's about sports teams. If you want it to be about more than that, it's up to you to decide what it's about.
Why would a husband and wife support different sports teams? It makes more sense if they disagreed politically but still loved each other
I support different teams than my husband, it's not that unusual.
hey does anyone have that cap of the explanation of space i need it for a friend
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/131613982/#q131613982
Mind posting a screencap that is FRICKING READABLE?
NTA but it's perfectly readable itoddler-kun
NTA but you are totally TA.
b***h how, it's a 915x469 image so the only reason you can't read it is because you're a phonegayging tardo. Everyone on PC can read it just fine
Protip: Press the three dots at the top right of the screen and then press "View in Desktop mode" you cumrag
Just fricking zoom in, take two fingers on the screen and spread them apart.
Imagine being Stripe in the future, watching your niece Bingo win science fairs and graduate with honors, while Muffin gets expelled and Socks bites a teacher.
Muffin will grow up to be an alcoholic, and her parents will waste the last of their years bailing her out of jail for drunk driving.
Sleep-deprived Muffin is chaos incarnate. I love it!
Maybe Rad and Frisky's children will be shitty enough to make Stripe feel better about his.
If the analysis of "Fairytale" is correct, then Rad is like 44 and Frisky is 40. I'm predicting autism puppies.
I trust zero fan "analysis".
Bandit was 10 in the 80s flashback, and Rad is his older brother. Maybe Frisky's younger than the rest of her friends, but there's no indication of that.
Fans care about media more than the creators do. I trust them more than lazy bastards who'll just retcon shit whenever it suits them.
Well you just seem unfun, then
My fan analysis is that you're a wanker.
I don’t trust them but I do think they can be fun/funny to think about.
For example, did Chili really show up on TV and wave to Bingo, or did Bingo just imagine it in her sleep-deprived delirium?
That's just silly, we see it right there. There's zero reason to think she wasn't on the TV.
Why theorize that? They said Chili was in the audience. She was probably on TV.
The real speculation is what happened to Bandit's dad? If he's not dead, where is he?
>The real speculation is what happened to Bandit's dad? If he's not dead, where is he?
in Bedrooms, Bingo says "goodnight grandpa bob, wherever you are" which implies he passed away and Bingo hasn't quite grasped the concept of death yet
or its just a cheeky in-joke about how he hadn't appeared in so long, who knows
An equally plausible explanation is that he's a Grey Nomad, so Bingo understands that he drives around all the time.
Yeah, like the other anon said, Bandit and his brothers were 10ish in the flashback, which was set in the 80s.
The unknown part is what part of the 80s, but "fan analysis" says late 80s due to a few identifiers within the episode.
There's also the fact that Bandit is practically a soft fursona for Joe Brum, who was born in 1978. It may be coincidence among the member berries, but the latest year it could be set in if the references are more deliberate would be 1988.
Rad is clearly older and we say two or three years based on the core of the models used to make characters of certain age ranges.
I swear to god all of you need to stop talking shit about Muffin.
>3 years old and too stupid to put on a backpack
She's doomed.
What was up with Socks? Baby Bluey and the other kids at her school didn't behave like dogs when they were babies. Then she acts like a normal kid here.
Inconsistent worldbuilding
She's getting older, Bluey was the outlier on Baby Race anyways.
The running theory is that their version of the Terrible Twos is that they act like actual dogs for a year, but I honestly think it's probably just a retcon, like when they had to swap Bingo's car seat out for a more secure one when parents complained it was too simple for a kid her age.
Eh?
no idea
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=bingo+bluey+car+seat
What part?
Terrible twos: IRL, most kids go absolutely bonkers while they're 2 or so, wrecking things, never sitting still, throwing tantrums, eating all kinds of stuff they shouldn't, pulling pets' tails, biting people, whatever, but then mellow out afterwards.
The car seat: in season 1, Bingo was using the same simple car seat as Bluey, a little seat with just the basic seat belt. Some parents complained she was too young for that, so from season 2 on, she uses the full car seat that has like 5 straps that all connect across the chest that's a pain in the dick to strap kids into.
I was referring to the carseat but thanks for explaining
The carseat complaint is bullshit, my daughter has been sitting in a "big" one since she was 3 and a half because she was too tall for the old one. Those 5 point seats have a height and weight limit and the kid is supposed to ride in it until he/she is 3 or starts getting too big, whichever comes last. Sure, a small 4 year old or a very short 5 year old can still fit, but unless you live in some malnourished bugland where people are 5 feet at most, most kids at that age start using the car belt seats.
Bingo is extremely small though...
>Bingo is extremely small though...
Which means she is perfect for cherishing and protecting. Admit it, anon, you want to do that to Bingo as much as I do.
I wanna give her a gun
not a nerf, an actual real gun, just to see what she would do with it
She'd obviously just end up massacring all the dingos she can, just like Dad taught her to do.
ALFIE NOOOOOOOO
speaking of toy guns, are they outlawed in australia? iirc they even outlawed safe things like airsoft and those little firecracker guns that shoot a small harmless amount of gunpowder
i wouldnt be surprised if they outlawed water squirters too
I'm pretty sure they're cool with water-based artillery. Doesn't one of the doberman or whatever kids get one in Pass the Parcel?
Bandit spared him, don't worry. Alfie will be "massacred" in a different way.
Probably this.
Whichever comes last? I don't know about if that's a law but I'd be more afraid of those car seats breaking or being too uncomfortable.
Afaik, they're used because the car belts are too high for then to be actually effective.
Yeah, it's more about size than age. My sister's oldest daughter has been in the top 1% height bracket since forever and she practically shot straight to a booster seat in half the time of any other kids.
Should've put a cone of shame on Socks if she was gonna bite everybody.
Bingo > Bluey
t. Bandit
Any funny animation errors in Bluey?
>Judo doesn't deserve love
>Muffin is an irredeemable shit
>Frick fan theories
>Ludo doesn't care about the world building
G-guys? This is the Cinemaphile Cinemaphile Bluey thread, right?
OK, was it Bernstein or Berenstain Bears?
No this is Bruy thread. My favorite dug is the little girl’s friend Mackerel.
>bantit
I like Randy and his moronic friend, Jax.
fricking bantit
>Randy and Jax
>Not Innie and Window
>Not Muffler and Skunk
NGMI. You only like Randy because he was the original protagonist, anyway.
Cody and her dad have been my favorite. I didn’t care much for Wilson originally but after the episode 啊 he grew on me.
>episode 啊
You slept on Wissen for that long? I bet you don't think much of Hussie either, huh? Let me tell you, Wonton's been fantastic since at least ص and possibly even ข.
That's part of Manson's charm, anon! I really appreciate that they go the extra mile to show that even if she's a bit of a brat, she's got a heart of gold in the end.
It's funny because she's already acting like the card says.
should have been tower, death is actually relatively good
99% of people don't know that though, I only knew that the death card doesn't actually mean death because of a joke in the Housepets! webcomic.
I know that Muffler is only three, but I can't help but be annoyed by her earlier tantrums. It must be difficult being Stryper and Trixter.
>bootleg merch
We finally made it, Blueybros.
>tweening is cheap and eas-
Easier than traditional animation still.
Also sort of related to the webm, the Bluey episodes I downloaded from the Mega have subtitles built in, but when I make Webms using Webm Converter (Webm For morons) it doesn't recognize that they are there? Is there an easy way to make them work?
The subtitles are tx3g, which a lot of programs won't recognize. You can convert them to SRT using CCextractor, which Webm Converter accepts.
Thanks for the explanation. Now to decide if I'm too lazy to bother to do that.
Oh well that's easy, and a test.
Do four year olds actually talk like this
Sometimes, yeah.
>all that work for 3 seconds of animation
jesus
>red white and bluey!!
frick off disney it's an australian show
Meh. It’s just a pun.
anon...
do aussies also celebrate with fireworks around the 4th?
No, they grill lamb and beat up Asian people.
Post doggy dicky
The frick are you gays watching a fricking baby show for?
white supremacy
Black Supremacy
Oh, you know. The usual reasons.
Gosh i hate the fandom sometimes
I want bluey find jesus
Will they ever show up again, bros? For that matter, which characters who only have one appearance do you hope show up again, anons?